The blondes are back (657 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.4 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by txyankee (View user info) at 2003-11-14 11:34:50 EST
Just in case your Friday is going shitty.
A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify her request. The blonde came to the door and the milkman says "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk." "Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "You want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my nipples."
Everyone Have a Great Weekend!
-Alan
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Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-11-14 15:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for tom and lisa and all blondes who dont get this joke
Past your eyes!
-Alan
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-14 14:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
uh, this is great. I didn't get it at first. I had to read it out loud. I almost laughed.
Submitted by stirophome (user info) at 2003-11-14 13:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny...I thought I'd heard most of them.
Thanks for the "well-wish".
Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-11-14 12:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
touche razor, i have not heard that one myself either.
-Alan
Submitted by marc01 (user info) at 2003-11-14 12:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
both were good.
not sure if heard or not but..........
why did the blonde jump off the building?
her pad had wings.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-11-14 12:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For a blonde joke I also never heard before.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-14 11:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww dude you pissed off lisa.
congradulations, join the crowd.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-14 11:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-14 11:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm blonde. I kick everyone's ass.
This post is crap.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2003-11-14 11:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good. I have never heard it before...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-11-14 11:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said.
She did.
He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead and take it out...." he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well............ go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... "Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-11-14 11:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't get it and I am blond. Oh well, +1 for wishing me a nice weekend.
You're my newest best friend.
-Tom