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Submitted by danifest mestiny (View user info) at 2003-11-15 22:37:19 EST

http://geocities.com/captain_foamy/

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

User Reviews

Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2007-04-08 01:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Argh, the site has been down for so long.

BRING BACK FOAMY!

Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2007-04-07 21:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no one even remembers that squirrel

Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2007-01-20 18:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-04-05 23:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, original foamy post!
what's up, bitch?
still degrading cubicle anus with no remorse?
right on!

rock out with your cock out, original foamy post!

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-18 14:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My god! I <3 Foamy! I want him to punch my dog!

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 14:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this post is huge

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-08 20:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-09-02 10:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Life Rankings:

(#1) Captain Foamy
(#2 through #6 billion) Everyone Else

Absolute proof that Foamy wins at life!

Submitted by bart fag pants at 2004-08-04 17:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bart fag pants isn't invited

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-07-05 16:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

still all up in this mother
still fucking butts
still with the farts
still foamy

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-19 01:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

danzig rules so bad that i named my cat after him. and my cats bad. hence the ruling.

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-19 00:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't forget the revolution. Rock novices!

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-22 09:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/29582

Submitted by captain_awesome (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Danzig is a lengend of his own time, a legend of being super bad ass!

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-04-06 19:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

save foamy

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-04-05 23:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, original foamy post!
what's up, bitch?
still degrading cubicle anus with no remorse?
right on!

rock out with your cock out, original foamy post!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 18:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WIKI continue to rock

Fleet don't you have a shampoo bottle to get out of your ass?

Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-04 13:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-04 13:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am not Foamy. Notice has I can spell, use grammar, etc.

Yes.. notice 'has' he can spell, use grammar, etc..

I'm not Foamy either, though Enema thinks I am.

I just don't rock hard enough to be the Cap.

Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-04 13:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I am not Foamy. Notice has I can spell, use grammar, etc...

Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-04-04 13:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fleet Enema + Foamy = Same person

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-04 12:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:52:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is for WIKI and Pandora!

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Rocking HARD.

+30 for the 'Dirty Dancing' quote

Furthermore, the penis DOES like your site. They just don't wanna admit it for fear of being sodomized by their fathers.

Foamy rocks my head off.

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 07:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey what are you doing most heated number one? You lame ass come party. Bullshit tell your sister to watch him. Alright whatever faggot. PS, your mom maybe. Yeah yeah yeah, later mosted number one, PEACE.

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 07:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stanley Tuesday you sneaky fucker! You love Foamy! You sign our guestbook

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WE ARE UBER-DARWINISTS

WE SURVIVE BECAUSE WE ARE THE STRONGEST

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whet the fuck? Right, that does it, I'm doing one!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I Sodomized the heated list

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

horseradish blowjob

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

stink muffin

fat nuts

maple overies

nipple catscan

Pathagrius fart

muffin of stink

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

stink muffin

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aren't You a little younge for full contact fighting

Arn't you a little old for video games

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I too am here for the Kumite

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

here's teh premise time travel is possible

Van Damm will bust your ass

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dookie size it

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crotch itch

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Apechild is worse though

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite is going downhill

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caveman lawyer

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

voodoo speakerbox

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

orange blue balls

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cum secretary

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sperm wreath

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Clam doorknob

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Donkey bread

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cum skillet

Cum Omlet

Blew Busciut

Where in the world is cum skillet omlet blew busciut?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cum skillet

Cum Omlet

Blew Busciut

Where in the world is cum skillet omlet blew busciut?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cum skillet

Cum Omlet

Blue Busciut

Where in the world is cum skillet omlet blue busciut?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cum skillet

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cum skillet

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This has been on here since November and is Just now heating up

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU ARE WITNESSING UTTER ABUSE OF UBERSITE

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I SODOMIZED THE HEATED LIST

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucked you all

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if your name is Primetime your uber bad ass, I dont care what anyone says

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Observation: if your name is Gerdy your a pig

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YEAH BUT FOAMY CAN YOU TYPE WITH CAP LOCK ON?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HERES HOW YOU GET THERE

GO STRAIGHT ON WRONG WAY, THEN MAKE A LEFT ON RIGHT STREET, YOU'LL SEE A NO OUTLET SIGN AND A KID LAUGHING AT YOUR PENIS

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Prepare for the 2 most random words in the English Language

HAMBURGER PADDLEFISH

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Penis Golfbag

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dick Cheney

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mozilla raped my mother

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll fart in your chex mix, you will think its a pretzel

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your a fucking animal rock

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tough dudes get your tough dudes

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is the song that reminded me that I'm fixing to lose weight

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry that I got fat

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 06:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite is the place to rock

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Was that you?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

(Fart sound)

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The funniest thing just happened I was typing then I farted

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you see one movie this year make it a Pat Swayze flick, anyone! They are all equally Great!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Some one just commented if your gonna do this why not just type letters?

Ah, I would like to think Foamy is a little more classy than that

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus didn't build shit on Sundays, Spice racks, fucking nothing

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he's poop defective

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your dads anus is decaying

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Captain Foamy will live in infamy

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I degrade Ubersite like its your grandpaps anus

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quit being such pansies

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How come only chicks like foamy's site, where are your penis's men

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is for WIKI and Pandora!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you will sneeze

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Foamy will fuck your butt, in your sleep

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mr. T is cooler than your father

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is crazy, I have lost it

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A Dminor C F

heres the lyrics

your mom licks butt in the kitchen
Your mom lickls butt in the car
Your licks butt in the kitchen
Your mom a butt licken superstar

this practically wrote itself!
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahhahahahahhaha

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goo Man

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Braum gooman poopy

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My buddy Braum

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I have mastered the minor scale" matt tague

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

triliad I challenge you to a duel

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Domenad sucks bum

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Zippa dip dippa do

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tenacious C

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i will cream you in a footrace

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the uberverse is in peril

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If this happens it will change ubersite forever

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uber-revolution

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shake your tail feathers

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

in baseball, in life

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Foamy will strike you out

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funk Master

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome to Ubersite

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sleep walker walk in your sleep

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My uber- My account- Submit- Logout

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rank this item

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

its not a race its a marathon

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

change your sheets

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Foamy knows where you sleep

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mestiny's vision is coming to life!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is like a metaphor for a virus

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Razor stole my busciut

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Some people make busciuts some peole try to take um

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hairmetal missed its boat

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Extreme missed their cab

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Extreme blew there wad

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dave lost his hairline, but you lost your cool, buddy

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Sammy Hagar is this what you wanted man?"

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going for the fucking gold

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You can do it rock, keep posting

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oscar De La Hoya sold me my apron?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Buddy Lembeck in commercials?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bob Dylan in commercials?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll punch you

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dirty sanchez

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 05:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I cant be stopped

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 00:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

stink bucket

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 00:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Trilaids dentist told him to go home!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 00:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Scott Bacula was uber-badass in Quantum Leap!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your mom pre-heats the oven before she goes to bed

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

F

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

R

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

T

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Joe stalin tell people when to die not how to spell
dont judge me

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The prolatairiat loved it!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You could put it in your ass butt not your mouth

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

He made a clay thermometer, it took perfect temperatures!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Joe Stalin was in my pottery class! HE ROCKED THE HOUSE

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Triliad!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Triliad I will fart in your toaster and make you a bagel!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Crack cocaine stole my couch

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sammy Davis Jr. Used to get his ass kicked
By Sammy Davis

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucked up Dog wrote the last book you read!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice shirt, fag

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Africa is shaped like a dick! dicks are funny

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just farted into my dial-up and e-mailed it to you

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dr. BigBallz is a great fucking doctor

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I farted in your Advil bottle!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you grammy gave me dick lice!
It was worth it
I totally fucked her

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sienfeld Good Show!
Crocadile Hunter BEST SHOW!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kurt Vonagut was cool, Kurt Angle is cooler!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If Danzig was president it would be illegal to watch Golden Girls!
God Danzig Rocks!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Candy is for Kids
Candy-grams are for fags

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Old Yeller made me cry
It also made me want to punch dogs, HARD!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I could punch 3 people , 2 of them would be YOU!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tony Danza stole my heart!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

John Rocker stole my briefcase!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-01 20:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Update: Foamy created 3 posts in 3 hours hes on a roll!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-01 17:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Captain FOamy has a mother fucking screen name hide you ass babies, its on!

Submitted by Foamy at 2004-04-01 05:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cum rag you just made me laugh histarically

Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-03-31 23:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

idiot

Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-31 23:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(Fart sound)

Submitted by John Lithcow at 2004-03-30 23:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My head possesses enough gravity to lift a stapler of a desk!
Thats a big fucking head, yikes!

Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-30 00:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your mom eats cheese sandwiches without any cheese on them!

Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-29 02:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Im gonna open up all the doors on your matchbox cars and fart into them!

Submitted by YEs at 2004-03-26 00:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is by far the best fucking site ever created by man or god! hubris rocks! Fight the machine with your smaller machine! Rock the vote! Grab the ox by the ears and fuck it with its horns! Party like its 1999! Get funky! Carry one you wayward son! Rock your box! Captain Foamy the tyrannical dictator who made Danzig mother the national anthem! And henseforth the country rocked balls!

Submitted by Proverb at 2004-03-25 17:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People in glass stink boats shouldn't take shits next to a beach without any god damn curtains! Think about it!

Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-23 19:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw tupac at 7-11 getting a slurpy with tony Danza and sputs Mckenzie! He looked fine. Then I stepped on his shoe, blatantly on purpose, and he apologized! What a fruit cup.

Submitted by Jix at 2004-03-22 23:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Poop buscuit with pissy green gravy!

Submitted by Faggot ass at 2004-03-22 13:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Osama you big faggot ass! Knock Knock, WHo's there? Nobody you are delusional from not eating you live in a cave, there is no door!

Submitted by Osama at 2004-03-22 13:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok, guys I get it. It is all very funny you can cut it out now. I didn't mean to hurt your boo boo waa waa feelings.

Submitted by Ladens cousin at 2004-03-22 13:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bin LAden fucks little dudes but he can only get a boner if he is facing Mecca! Sand faggot!

Submitted by 3rd Party at 2004-03-22 13:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ew, good one Bin Lame ass. What did you read those comebacks off a popsickle stick? Nice try, now go wax your camel!

Submitted by Osama Bin Laden at 2004-03-22 13:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, bro. I dont shop at Walmart! I either buy my shit at Target or I go to JC Pennies so eat it. And I haven't seen time cop since it came out.

Submitted by Zippa a Dip Dippa Doo at 2004-03-22 13:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw Osama Bin Laden at Walmart looking at a Forman's grill and carrying a DVD and a bag of Fritos. The DVD was Time cop with Van Damme I think. Is Osama trying to go back in time and punch Christopher Columbus? I really couldn't tell you. http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-21 21:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pandora you fucking rock by the way! I officially give you the Captain Foamy fan of the week award! You now have 7 days of non-stop anal ammunity! You can punch, kick, or fuck any anus without remorse for the remainder of this week! Now go to it!

Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-21 21:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You can have it back but I sauced its ribs with windmill punches and it eats farts now, enjoy!

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-03-21 19:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you, Captain Foamy.
Now can I have my dog back?

Submitted by Your cool dude at 2004-03-21 18:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

opposite day! Sha-laam!

Submitted by Vince Vaughn at 2004-03-20 14:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I fuckign rock baby!

Submitted by Nerd Police at 2004-03-19 17:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You have commited a crime, sir!

Submitted by I did it at 2004-03-18 20:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucked all your moms with chilled spoons!

Submitted by Darwin at 2004-03-17 16:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking aced my Darwin test! I own natural selection eat it!

Submitted by TV Badass at 2004-03-16 19:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mr. Show is one bad ass TV show! So is Upright Citizens Brigade! I suggest you watch them both and carefully examine there entire catalogues! You wont be disappointed! And if you are I will throw my cock in your mouth something awful!

Submitted by Time line at 2004-03-16 03:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

1968 - Simon and garfunkle rock the fucking house
skip ahead
2004 - Simon and Garfunkle still rock the house

Submitted by I said it at 2004-03-15 15:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

boner

Submitted by Tour guide at 2004-03-14 16:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Its official Pitsburgh, PA is the most rocking city to ever exsist on Earth!

Submitted by Lord of the nerds at 2004-03-13 15:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fart bag deluxe

Submitted by Foamy: Merc reply at 2004-03-12 19:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your a fag!

Submitted by Merc (user info) at 2004-03-11 03:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just say no...or post this again as LOL HILARIOUS SITE AND I LOVE HILARY DUFF so you will get more of your target audience.

Submitted by Canada at 2004-03-11 03:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats up ass astronauts Im gonna be in Canada with a pair of fat fat titties pressed in my entire face and neck and you will be doing W-2's and sitting there with a boner with no uber- hottie to rub it hardcore! Sorry for you loser asses! Peace and pasta! yeah!

Submitted by butt pirate mcgee at 2004-03-10 18:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

arrrg, cough up the bum cherry mate, there is no escape!

Submitted by John Edwards at 2004-03-10 02:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I punched George Bush right under his chin and he said "thank you, sir" what a pussy ass faggot! I announce my vice presidency to Captain Foamy! Come get some Darwin! I will evolve my cock right into your throat!

Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-09 18:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Electro consider yourself challenged to a duel buddy! I'll eat your unborn kids!

Submitted by Movie News at 2004-03-08 23:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Starskey and Huch is the best fucking movie in the past 30 years!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rock on Hutchinson, Fucking Rock!

Submitted by Counter Point at 2004-03-08 01:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You rock....

You rock super hard.....

You fucking rock the house....

Your uber bad ass monster sweet....

+2 for rocking my socks off!

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-03-07 04:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You suck...

You totally suck...

You suck ass...

You really suck ass...

-2 for sucking ass.

Submitted by Your moms dog at 2004-03-07 04:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I shit in the litter box! Im uber bad ass. I ate the fucking laces off your shoes and blamed it on your moms ex-boyfriend. He was a fruit loop! Rock

Submitted by Father Time at 2004-03-06 01:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am posting this from the Nexion of the Universe! It's pretty lame here but if you want to come pick up a case of Beast Ice and rock on over! Party at the Nexion!

Submitted by Sgt. Slaughter at 2004-03-05 19:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still rock incase you were wondering!

Submitted by Info you want at 2004-03-05 16:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I farted in the vegtable cripser drawer in your fridge!

Submitted by Dear Diary at 2004-03-04 21:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People from uber are giving me some real positive feed back on the Foamy site so I will continue to crush all other posts. Also no one has come forward to challenge me in an uber duel. It is very disappointing. Everyone is quick to say that I'm stupid but no one will uber duel me. We can duel on anything from your moms waist size to Quantum mechanics!

Submitted by Kev Costner at 2004-03-04 16:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

On the set of Field of Dreams O actually bench pressed James Earl Jones. Then i got a hooker and fucked him in the butt!

Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-04 03:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I officially crown myself King of the uber duel until someone can stop me you have to live with my current title! Note: I may change my title to something more awesome or even less awesome at a moments notice so be forewarned! And continue smiling cools! I suggest you read this post with a British accent because thats how it was in my head when i wrote it! Foamy Rex!

Submitted by Foamy Rex at 2004-03-04 00:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The uber gauntlet has been thrown down! Begin the Duel!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by New leak at 2004-03-04 00:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This just in Trout's entire family including his parents and his parents friends all somehow ran into bullets!

Submitted by Yeah buddy at 2004-03-03 23:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here Trout you can have my comment since you lost yours.
Eat a Dick Fag Boy 8=======D~~~~~~ (your face here)

Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by News brief at 2004-03-03 23:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shocking news: Andras has just been stabbed in his genitals with a cafeteria style spork, Hard! He was embarrassed and apologized for correcting peoples grammer in Spanish. Then his dog got punched, rediculously Hard!

Submitted by King Soap at 2004-03-03 22:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Andras please don't get yourself stabbed. Muy bien

Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think this cunt below me wanted to say: primera leccion, te voy a apuñalar. Which doesnt really make any sense.

Submitted by Spanish teacher at 2004-03-03 21:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lesson Uno - le apunalare - translation i'll stab you

funded by scholastic destiny

Submitted by Johnny Briefcase at 2004-03-03 02:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am the manifested personna of every ass sniffing corprate brain dead dick faced jerk on Earth! Hi my name is Johnny Briefcase! And I love your tie!!!!!!

Submitted by Howard Dean at 2004-03-02 22:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I dropped out 3 weeks ago and I still won Vermont! How did I do it? Two simple words "Ass Voodoo" I fuck voodoo dolls in there potatoe sack butts causing total anal bliss to all who live in Vermont! Not to mention my weiner. I suck at life! whooooooooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Submitted by Rodger Ebert at 2004-03-02 16:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Vigo Mortenson

Submitted by Bad Ass Billy Bass at 2004-03-01 23:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Triliad officially loses the uber-duel by default for being the biggest pussy in 3 counties! He obviously didn't want any, I dont know why he thought he did! Biggest cock on the block Captain Foamy is still the King of being the shit! Next time you think you want some, remember that you dont lonely reader, you just dont!

Submitted by Monroe at 2004-03-01 16:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You ARE gonna pay alot for that sodomy!

Submitted by Oscar round-up at 2004-03-01 01:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeap, just like anticipated Ralph Machio won for best forgotten bum. Do the other awards even matter?

Submitted by Captain Insane at 2004-02-29 19:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Triliad is oviously ducking the awesome anomaly of pimptitude known as Captain Foamy! He is currently on day 4 of being a bitch! In other news Bill Murry still sucks!

Submitted by Rockstar/Pimp at 2004-02-28 22:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Triliad still hasn't come forward to except the uber-dueel challenge proposed by Captain Foamy and his sponsor Puma athletic wear! On behalf of everyone at Puma Company your a fat pussy and you fuck midgets! Ugly ones!

Submitted by Rock at 2004-02-27 12:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Day 2 of bitch ass triliad running scared like a pussy with its wings cut off! Tell triliad im coming and hells coming with me! Bring it on Uber-debate style! You tell him, spread the word, its on!

Submitted by I win loser at 2004-02-26 20:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Me baby, I am the winner! I totally rocked triliad and he cried, hardcore! He is the loser and I captain foamy am the winner! I rock you suck Triliad. Tell him to challenge me again, I will beat him again and he will cry even harder! I will take anyone on! I am the best! Novices

Submitted by Dear skillet head at 2004-02-26 03:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1) dont come in here and act like fucking king shit alright cock breath, I'm sure you rule the cubicals on both sides of you but your influence doesn't stretch far beyond that.
2) If you want to see unoriginal read the posts, your only about the 7th or 8th person that came up with the insult you assumed would bring me to my knees, "Unregistered votes don't even count!!" I got it buddy, thanks - Now here is something you probably already know but people tell you all the time anyways "your not gonna get that nut stain off the collar of that white shirt"
3) Danifest is not associated with me, but hes obviously cooler than you, he gets more pussy than you, and his mom is more attractive than yours
4) Lighten up, take the stick out of your ass, get a blowjob, slick your hair back, and come to the realization your life is void of meaning and although your king of the nerd people at your tiny computer desk, when you leave the swivel chair you can't get extra salt on your french fries
5) Fuck you, I am better than you at everything, Captain Foamy rules

Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-02-26 00:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1. I suppose it was only a matter of time until the fuckhead(s) who pimp this stupid website on every other post made their own post about it.

2. To said fuckhead(s): perhaps if your comments weren't so nonsensical (or, worse, unoriginal) people would be more willing to take you seriously and less inclined to tag you with pejorative labels like 'fuckhead'.

3. Bogus hit counts (1600+) like the one this post has make me glad that unregistered ratings don't count for either overall rating or, it would appear, for Most Heated.

4. I thought danifest mestiny was a legit poster, not a site whore.

Submitted by CNBC news caster at 2004-02-25 23:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fart gate national phenom started in a little site called Foamy butt licker, don't fucking forget it!

Submitted by Told you so at 2004-02-25 00:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

See you can't possibly fight the sites comedy immense comedy, it is as impossible as trying to get your dude lover to let you shit on his chest after you broke his tea cup collection for peeing sitting down!

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-02-24 17:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Having seen the pointless reviewing spree, and having experienced the non-conventional humour of the website, I long to give this a -2. The unfortunate thing is that the site provides a brief, guilty amusement that flies in the face of its intellectual credentials. Self-aggrandising, unscruplous and completely tasteless. Must...not...laugh...

Submitted by Bible expert at 2004-02-24 17:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus didn't exsist! He is just part of a huge propaganda machine to get you not to jerk off, and he failed.

Submitted by Eli Roth at 2004-02-23 14:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cabin Fever is bad ass. Winston the party cop is by far the best written character in cinema history. For example when Winston is asked if everything is ok he replies " everything's fine, just go have your self a big forty, party" casual as the head you mom gave me. Oh, man did I spray your moms face with cum bunnies, it was sweet. Then I watched Cabin Fever and was blown away, film genius! Keep on smiling cools!

Submitted by try again at 2004-02-23 00:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I disagree the best movie ever has to bloodsport with van damme! It is a cinema masterpiece of mythic proportions! And it makes my nuts vibrate, yeah!

Submitted by Movie fan at 2004-02-22 18:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am going to go out on a limb and say Sister Act 2 was the best movie of all times! Hands Down!

Submitted by Ronnie James Buttfuck at 2004-02-22 11:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down! Cause it's free and I see that it's me who's lost and never found!
I cry out for magic! I feel it dancing in the light! But it was cold! I lost my hold to the shadows of the night!

Submitted by Yes Score at 2004-02-21 23:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I keep rating this my thread will have the best rating ever!!!!! It will be like super positive 2!!!

Submitted by stink buscuit at 2004-02-21 23:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how come turd log gets all my props?

Submitted by ambiguous fart at 2004-02-20 00:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can smell something but is it a fart. I am all by myself and I can't remember farting? I don't seem to know what else that smell could be. Was it me, am I that gross? Wow, ambiguous!

Submitted by The kid that shits himself in at 2004-02-18 21:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It wasn't me! http://geocities.com/captain_foamy

Submitted by Doc Holiday at 2004-02-17 00:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I came back from the dead to do but 2 things. One, take a poop on my great gandsons chest. Second, to visit foamies site and shit myself in utter disbelief. Rock on cools! http://geocities.com/captain_foamy

Submitted by Black Darwin at 2004-02-16 05:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your mother single handidly disproves the theory of evolution!

Submitted by Don Juan at 2004-02-15 17:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This site gets you pussy, not I like I need any help! Keep on smiling cools!

Submitted by degenerate hispanic at 2004-02-15 02:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I spent all my money on meat and now I cant buy any taco shells! If only I could find another moron hispanic that blew his wad on taco shells! Cruel Irony! Why?

Submitted by Hispanic degenerate at 2004-02-15 01:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No money for tacos no money for meat. I spend my last 23 bucs on taco shells and I fo