Canada Sucks (I Hate Canada) (42547 hits)
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Submitted by <fuck.at.you.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-17 16:23:44 EST
Canada sucks and I hate Canada. They is dumb not like us smart Americans. I hope Cananda blowed up on themselves. I know a Canadian and he hads shifty eyes. They are a society funded on lies because they call ham Canadian Bacon when they know it's just ham. Canada outlaws Howard Stern and took him off of the radio because they are scared of free thought. Canada has cheap prescription drugs to lure our elderly over the boarder . . . then they rape them. That last sentence is a true story, look it up in USA Today, it happens all the time. We can't trust Canada because they speak French and we can't understand that language. We all know how the Frenchies are pussies and Canadaians are the French peoples bithches, so that makes Canada a bigger bitch than a bitch. And why do they always say "eh" at the end of there sentences? I think it's because they is "eh-holes". I also hate how they look down on you for finishing high school early with a GED because you wanted to get a real job. The other funny thing is that most of the teams in the NHL are losing money and the league is probably going to fold up next year. HAHAHA those stupid Canadians love hockey so much: What does a canadian girl and a hockey goalie have in common? They both change their pads after three periods eh? Canadians are also famously cheap: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? Canoes tip. I hate everyone in Canada so I hope the all get herpes from sleeping with their snow dogs on cold nights. Pamela Anderson said she got Hepatitis C because she deserved it for being Canadian (that's what the C stands for). I've never wroten anything that other people would read before and I just got on the internet for the first time this week. I'm proud that all the world will read this and have a better understanding of Canada. I had to speak out against the evil-doers in Canada. Go to hell Canada, go to hell!!!
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:13:14 EDT (#)
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Johnny, after reading your comment it looks like you were talking to Schlongy although when I saw the -2 I got my flame on (like Paul Hibbert at a gay disco).
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:07:30 EDT (#)
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johnny trudildo, why are you so angry? Is it because you're a dirty mexican and a canadian?
Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:44:36 EDT (#)
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....And I dont give a fuck how long ago that you left the comment. It seems you have been a loser your whole life.
Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:43:00 EDT (#)
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Shlongy your obviously an idiot. Everything thats wrong with the post was done on purpose.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:36:40 EDT (#)
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Methods a big hunk of love
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:34:56 EDT (#)
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This alter wasn't even registered yet.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:34:34 EDT (#)
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I mean Method's comments were funnier.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:34:18 EDT (#)
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Whatever. My comments were funnier.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:19:58 EDT (#)
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This was my favorite thing I've done on this site. You have to read up from the first comment (it takes a while but it's so worth it).
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:48:28 EDT (#)
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The most entertaining thing about this post to me is the general public's inability to recognize satire when they see it. <br><br>That, and the thing about luring grandmothers over the border with low-cost prescriptions and raping them.
Submitted by MFZB (user info) at 2006-05-08 01:45:54 EDT (#)
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George W. Bush, for a president??? Wow, that says alot about Americans(their country is kinda like one big joke). Canadians are much smarter and not so fat like most Americans. They have stronger beer(not to mention better tasting too). They can drink when they're 19 years old, unlike pussy Americans who have to wait till they're 21, lol. So if you're an American dissing Canada, think twice before saying stupid, false shit about such a wonderful country, put down your 3% beer(or whatever weak shit you drink) and go outside, get some fresh air and try to burn off that big fucking stinky fat ass of yours.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:50:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:46:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:44:17 (#)
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You were probs feeling insecure Caul
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What was accepted as good was a lot more different than it is now, my dear britbuttbuddy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:44:17 EDT (#)
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You were probs feeling insecure Caul
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:39:30 EDT (#)
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why did i -2 this masterpiece?! hahaha
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:27:23 EDT (#)
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magnificent
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:14:01 EDT (#)
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GOD DAMMIT.
YOU are the ones that call it Ccanadian bacon, not us. We just call it ham. Fuck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:04:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lady_Honeypot (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:45:50 EDT (#)
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This is the best post ever and reading all the comments is hysterical.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:37:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-30 18:30:28 EST (#)
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Apparently, you also hate punctuation, paragraphs and grammar, asseater.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-12-30 18:19:39 EST (#)
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26K+ HITS?!?! THIS?!? And the page ranking high on google...crazy.
Ummm.. I wasn't searching for "canada sucks" on google...really....I mean it.
Ok, I was.
Submitted by ProphetOne (user info) at 2005-08-05 00:51:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.thetoque.com/040120/shatnercoin.htm
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-04 21:59:52 EDT (#)
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what the fuck? 24,000 hits?
ahhhhhhh
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-08-04 21:54:50 EDT (#)
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Why does this have so many hits?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-04 21:35:16 EDT (#)
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I really liked this.
Submitted by hhamdy283 (user info) at 2005-08-04 21:17:52 EDT (#)
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Wow. This is probably the dumbest thing I have ever read. I'm Canadian, and I wasn't offended by it simply because it is so stupid, probably written by a retarded chimp or someone of equal intellectual standing. This only furthers the Canadian view of Americans as being stupid and ignorant.
Go suck moose cock, eh.
hhamdy283
Ottawa
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-07-07 20:46:22 EDT (#)
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In the words of the philosopher Peter Griffin:
"That is the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say, ever."
-BongZilla
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-07 20:00:49 EDT (#)
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Canada Sucks (I Hate Canada) (22187 hits)
Submitted by Bloody_staples (user info) at 2005-06-15 00:21:42 EDT (#)
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I'm rating this a +2 because you made me laugh my ass off...while offending me, but what ever. This is more of a joke than real so I don't care...good for you for pulling off a stunt like this.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:58:20 EST (#)
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+2 for making my boyfriend (A Canadian) and me (An American) laugh so freakin' hard.
Submitted by agentdunken (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:44:37 EST (#)
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FUCK YA WOOT WOOT
Submitted by Justice (user info) at 2004-11-18 23:54:14 EST (#)
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"Canada sucks and I hate Canada"
I'm soooo hurt you feel that way about my Country you little piss ant
you Americans are todays 21st century Roman Empire arrogant warlike
close minded, unlike you we in Canada belive in spreading peace and
working out differences through dialog and discussion not bombing
people and going over the head of the United Nations.
You are a culturally bankrupt Country doomed like Rome.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 02:52:03 EST (#)
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the nba is likely on the verge of a lockout
to pay a guy $11 million to undergo physical punishment, score goals, and keep the opponent from scoring is far more worthwhile than to pay a guy $24 million to hit or bounce a ball, catch a ball, and throw a ball
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 02:35:30 EST (#)
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typical canadian clothing is a t-shirt and jeans.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 02:34:02 EST (#)
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This work is apparently a satirical article. Although I've read far better articles, it appears to make mockery of stereotypes between citizens of the United States of America and the Dominion of Canada. By the way, an adolescent of 15 years of age conceived this review.
Submitted by Amber <amberlegh15.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-11-02 18:49:09 EST (#)
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Your sentence "They is dumb not like us smart Americans." (and all other sentences before and after) is grammatically incorrect. The fact that you consider your inability to construct a proper sentence to be "smart" amuses me to no end.
Go fuck your hat, eh.
Submitted by me at 2004-10-26 17:05:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Me <yeah.at.right.orgi> at 2004-10-26 12:51:37 EDT (#)
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I'm not going to -2 you because I hate Canada. I'm going to -2 you because this just sucks.
And I'm American!
Submitted by Me <yeah.at.right.orgi> at 2004-10-26 12:37:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by John at 2004-10-12 22:12:41 EDT (#)
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Come on people, stop fighting, Canada and USA are both good countries. Canada is better, of course, because we are safe here and canadians are really nice... Americans are nice too, but, we know... So, lets stop fighting because we dont need that. Let´s be friends.
PEACE.
Submitted by Stuart at 2004-10-12 22:06:43 EDT (#)
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SHUT UP YOU STUPID AMERICAN WHO WROTE THIS GOOD THING ABOUT CANADA!!!! I bet my fuckin ass that you are not a real american, cause a real american would never say that about my country. USA rules, I rule and me and all americans are the best. THe world is nothing without USA. The whole world could explode and just let USA live..HAHAHA.. We RULE THIS FUCKIN WORLD.. and Canadians are all jealous of us.. They have those stupids slangs like, "EH".. what the hell is that??? Trey are not normal and they want to be the good guys.. It´s like "we canadians love everybody and we dont throw garbage on the street"... FUCK YOU ALL... get a real life and get out of this stupid country. AMERICA IS THE BEST.
Submitted by Mark Peterson at 2004-10-12 21:52:58 EDT (#)
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I am american and I agree that Canada is a better country. Come on people, everybody knows how dangerous USA is. Let´s stop being such a fucking liars about our country. I love USA because I was born here, but if I could I would move to Canada. You know, we americans are all arrogants and we think we are the best, but we are not.. We depend on other countries to survive and the whole world hate us.
Canada rules!!!!
Submitted by LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL at 2004-09-04 22:26:46 EDT (#)
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qwertynet: learn to spell and turn off caps lock AND get a life
Heres another thing why Canada rules, Better spelling and schooling systems. Your not going to get any job spelling like that Mr.qwertynet . That comment made absolutly NO sense at all. Nobody would bomb Canada for no oblatent reason. Why dont you go watch a rap video or something, or go learn something about NATO. You also need something called Grammar and putting words into proper context. How about getting a life, stop thinking Canada sucks, look at another country like the US whom funded Iraq to bomb Palistine, then secretly gave Palistine wepons, or one of those countrys. Also supported Saddam Hussien, and Osama Bin Ladden who they payed him 23mil. So i think you might want to look at your own country before looking at other countrys? Your got that?
Submitted by Kevin the CANADIAN at 2004-09-04 22:08:43 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU, have you ever set foot in Canada? didnt think so. Have you ever lived in Canada, didnt think so eather. We have like 160 gun deaths while you "cool" stubborn yanks have 11,785 a YEAR. We have free health care, so if your sik or get something done, its free, Not in the US. Its legal to carry pot, NOT IN THE US. We have stricter gun laws, NOT IN THE US. we have clean air, NOT IN THE US. We have nice weather, NOT IN THE US. are people are nicer, NOT IN THE US. None of you canadian bashers have even set foot on canadian soil or lived in canada more that 12 hours, so shut your fuckin trap, put some pie or a pile of bullets or something in it, Cause us canadians can say more bad things about the US than canada. FUCK YOU CANADIAN BASHERS. go eat something and get fat, or go shoot a gun, or go say yall or something yankee like...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:57:17 EDT (#)
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Fuck dem Cananadian bastaads
Submitted by x_GhettoFantasy_x (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:44:15 EDT (#)
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So you think your such a smart ass, EH?
"They is dumb not like us smart Americans"
How do explain about that? You need a tutor (or I bet you already have one).
Why don't you get a fucking life and stop wasting your time writing on how my country sucks
and your so "smart" because seriously, you're a dumb ass.
"I'm proud that all the world will read this and have a better understanding of Canada."
All you're giving out to the world is a better understanding of you for not knowing how to
spell!
So the next time if you're trying to write something, why don't you write something that's
more intelligent. Go suck Bush's cock...
I am proud to be CANADIAN!
Submitted by qwertynet (user info) at 2004-08-28 13:51:15 EDT (#)
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CANADINANAS ARE SUCOKERS MAN I HATERZ TEM LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 BOMB TEM NOW OK BECUZ WE DONT NEED THEM EVN TO TEY TEH TELEPONE IS INVENT BY CANADINANA SO IF CANADINANA MAN NOT INVENT TELEPONE THEN NO INTERNET ANDS WE LUV INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!111111 CANADINA SUCOK!!!!!!11111 AMERICAN INTELEIGANCE POWR IS BEST ROLFLMAOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
Submitted by Shane <posercommunist69.at.rock.com> at 2004-08-26 13:04:30 EDT (#)
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Ok,i cna go on all day, but canadians suck, and you guys try to back it up but your makin uyp excuses. oyur not even really canaidans, last time i checked you were in North AMERICA! so fuck off bitches. how can you guys be proud of being canaidan? Thats like being the proud father of you mothers child! hahahhaa i really despise our neighbors from the north, i know you guys think your cool and thats ok, you need some self esteem because your so close to France! HAHAHAHAHAHA all you canadians are gay. and any patriotic american will back me up! you know the movie canadian bacon? that is an actual documentary! and John Candy was canadian, whats p with that? he got his priorities straight! But hes dead now, so o well. Goto steak www.steakandcheese.com and look at the movie Fight with the canucks, some 3 americans on a roadtrip LOOKED at a canadian and she got pissed, then her man got hhis ass beat b cuz he hit the american! ya, americas the best,you know it......DO NOT LIE CANADA SUCKS ASS
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Ramon <www.suckitcanuk.com> at 2004-08-24 19:34:48 EDT (#)
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canadians are NIGGER LOVERS!!! get outa my golden state you fur wearing S.O.B.'s!! we have enough problems over ere without your hooting and hollerin and eh-ing. our golden state should be canuk-free, so go back to canadia, and smoke that damn pot leaf flag of yours, cock smokers.
Submitted by an american at 2004-08-24 19:31:08 EDT (#)
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see? that was profiling. Although americans do it too, do remember, the vast majority of us a morons. I'll admit too that. Not as a whole, but a damn lot of us are.
Submitted by an american at 2004-08-24 14:39:05 EDT (#)
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i just generally hate people, not so much canada specifically. Profiling is wrong..and apparently Candians do this quite alot; I'm not overweight, a war monger, fry eating, trailer trash inbred, nor do I believe any of that shit you've apparently labeled us with. I agree that this america VS canada things is retarded, and I blantantly blame South park for this. Funny as shit show but godamn did it perpetuate things or what. I myself have known canadians, and for the most part they've been pretty cool. but you guys are fucking assholes, so im here too say, go back to your fucking igloos you americanized profiling eskimo peice of shit northerners, Canada is nothing but a BIG FUCKING AMERICAN STATE. GO BEARS!
By the way, you guys need to take a joke the right way, Eh?
:-D
Submitted by me44498 <me4498.at.msn.com> at 2004-08-17 17:02:09 EDT (#)
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Ok, to the person that wrote this.
Before you go say how bad or how much another country sucks,GO BACK TO SCHOOL. You are realy showing how much the American Education System sucks. I mean shit, you don't even know how to spell. So get this through your thick american skull, GET A LIFE! Retard. Retard,Redard!
I am a Canadian, free to speak without fear, free to worship in my own way, free to stand for what I think right, free to oppose what I believe wrong, or free to choose those who shall govern my country. This heritage of freedom I pledge to uphold for myself and all mankind. I am a Canadian and Proud of it.
Remember,
America's Education System Sucks.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:08:52 EDT (#)
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before you knock another country....try and learn how to fucking write
"They is dumb"
who's the dumb one????
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:00:31 EDT (#)
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they could blow themselves up with our nukes
i hope that makes sense
if ya dont get it kill yourself
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:59:27 EDT (#)
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hit whore
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:37:38 EDT (#)
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not only is this post retarded, but all the canadians shit talking america are fucking stupid. this whole canada vs america thing gets on my nerves. id ont even know why im here. fagtrons.
Submitted by me44498 (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am a Canadian, free to speak without fear, free to worship in my own way, free to stand for what I think right, free to oppose what I believe wrong, or free to choose those who shall govern my country. This heritage of freedom I pledge to uphold for myself and all mankind.
I am a CANADIAN and proud of it!
Fuck you you dumb ass American
Submitted by canada05g (user info) at 2004-08-11 02:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok so i read some things on this.....and USA...you are all a bunch of pricks. and heres my top ten reasons why:
10) more people are shot in your country in a month then world hunger in 6 months.
9) No one/person/country/living being...that isen't american likes you at all.
8) you think you own the world and everyone should listen to you when really your whinners...ex..you cried when you asked anyone to help you with the war....are you kidding you fucking idiots...no wonder no one likes you...so what if some crashed your buildings...i feel soory for the people who died but the buildings were ugly anyways
7) you want to know why we don't tip at resturants down there...because your waiters are terrible...I was in a resturant in Boston and we got lunch and never saw the waiter again until we asked for a check....which i had to get up from the table and ask for...we paid and walked out and the waiter ran out the door and down the street and asked where his top was...we laughed at him and said..for what?...and flipped him a canadian nickel....lol..eat that bitch
6) you always say your money is worth more....then why do you pay more for everything...exaples...cell phone service...house phones....food...etc...
5) yeah you don't get arrested for being black....i mean i'm a white guy but come on
4) why are you complaining about gas...Ontario...the prices are anywhere between $0.70 to $0.80...americans you'll have to figure that out in gallons...but its a lot less then your paying
3) ummm yeah hockey...all the canadian teams are losing money...hummm...calgary just went to the cup...so there fine...edmonton just got a great sponsor...so there now ok...toronto multi-million dollar team now...Vancouver is in the same boat....Montreal...well you know the french of course they have money...oh and the booing of the american anthem...defintally deserved..then you copied them in the states and boo'd us...what for...fucking idiots....and Ottawa...a nations capital...tons of money there....now lets talk usa teams....pittsburg....Buffalo....Long Island....Florida....thats just a few...nice try on that one though....
2) Fuck its ugly down there...you can't walk in a feild without worrying about getting shot
1) IT'S NOT CANADA.....and that's all that matters
My name is Eddy and I AM CANADAIAN
Submitted by betterthantheUSA <abc.at.abc.abc> at 2004-08-07 17:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by nilocnrublim (user info) at 2004-07-05 16:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best part of being Canadian is that i am not American....by the way:
the statue of liberty is french and the little patato slices you stuff those fat american asses with ..yes are F-R-E-N-C-H fries..those french are laughing .....your major symbols are frech and you sit back and dis them while you drive around on micheline tires, drink GOOD wine, cheese, chocolate and fasion and your dumb ass american sluts thinking they "are worth it" while they cover their fat faces with estee lauter and most perfumes....ha the french marketers are havin a great time!
And you can fight the iraq war for them too....acually for everybody.....we need oil too...so get that big army and get to work...and for god sakes do it right...i give your army an "F"....and you can dis canadian army all you want...accually we dont have one...no need...and about the invasion thing....you cant even invade iraq properly, vietnam, korea.....even WW2.....what a quick bomb on japan and a day at the beach in europe...oh and russian kickin more ass on eastern europe...so go ahead and invade us...my door is always be open....its the second igloo on the right.
I am so happy with fresh air, open doors, birds singing and no fear...."orange alert!!!" oh no get the duct tape cause thats what CNN, says....anyways good luck with....it was a good laugh!!!
Okay so say something dumb against us there is always room for that.....but more room to bug you....the world is laughing at you remember......oil slaves!!!!!! get to work!!!!
feed my SUV
hahaha
Submitted by BLOW CANADA UP at 2004-06-29 16:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes blow us up please
Submitted by canada suks at 2004-06-29 16:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh this post was so good finally someone realize canada is shit fucker in igloo i come from igloo land [canada] and im so glad someone realize we shit fukerz. someone please blow us up with missiles hey george w. bush once ur finished killing everyone in irac then blow us up.
Submitted by person at 2004-06-29 16:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what is a 'shit fucker' oh no me get dictionary oh no it froze must unfreeze dictionary in microwave, but too poor to get microwave must get seal fat to unfreeze and burn
SHIT-DICTIONARY DEFINITION
To defecate in.
To tease or try to deceive.
n.
Excrement.
The act or an instance of defecating.
shits Diarrhea. Used with the.
Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
A mean or contemptible person.
A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.
Things; items.
Foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.
Insolent talk or behavior.
Trouble or difficulty.
A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know shit.
FUCKERS-DICTIONARY DEFINITION
1. A despised person.
2. One that engages in sexual intercourse.
oh how very bad words
Submitted by mister canada at 2004-06-29 16:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yes we all canadians live in igloos it is -70 degress ferenheight oh no my computer froze kkkhsjdlkj ahhh sorry me no speak inglish me speak french and come from canada sorry no understand anything
Submitted by Ummmmm at 2004-06-22 14:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think i finally get it, this was obviously written by a canadian,
JESUS
i mean if it wasnt it must of been written to show how stupid americans are and if you think this is a well spoken case with many reasonable points on why canada sucks you must be either a blithering idiot or retarded
Submitted by canadian fuckhole at 2004-06-18 11:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post of all time and everybody knows that Canadians are shit fuckers.
Submitted by IceStromInJune at 2004-06-16 11:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here have another!
Submitted by IceStromInJune <citron_ice13.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-16 11:50:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by IceStromInJune <citron_ice13.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-16 11:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST RETARTD SHIT I'VE READ ON UBER I'M BORED AT WORK AND THIS FUCKING MORON IS A WASTE OF SPACE & TIME!!!
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-16 11:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ooops...read some of the early replies....yeah maybe he is stupid after all.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-16 11:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not going to -2 you because I'm from Canada. I'm going to -2 you because this just sucks.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-16 10:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus!
I think this was meant to be a joke....I heard Americans don't get irony but this really shows it!
Canada sucks and I hate Canada. They is dumb not like us smart Americans. I hope Cananda blowed up on themselves. I know a Canadian and he hads shifty eyes
I mean come on!! That was obviously written to appear retarded!
Submitted by whatever punk at 2004-06-16 10:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
okay thats it, ive tried to present my fucking case now you present yours, what makes america so damn good over canada.
(I know this is my opinion why canada is better but just think about it)
CANADA IS BETTER WHY?!?!?!
1. natural resources - we have surplus lumber, and wheat. Also off the West coast, in Canadian waters, there is a huge oil stockpile, it is the most oil ever found in North america.
2. environment - Clean, im willing to say that toronto (i.e. AMERICA TOWN) is dirty but the rest of our cities are cleaner and more efficient (i.e. hydroelectric power, or a new sewage or waste dumping policy)
3. FUN - im willing to say that canada is not known for its fun but I live in Vancouver, (IN CANADA, NOT WASHINGTON) a larger city than Seattle. it sits on the ocean, its not 2 hours away from whistler (the best ski resort in North america 4 years running, better than shitty aspen) and it has everything that any other city has (clubs, amusement parks, and a massive skateboard destination)
4. NO BOMBS
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by whatever punk at 2004-06-15 23:31:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn ive been down to the US recently DAMN, thats all I got to say. A C average student in power. Weapons of mass destruction my fucking ass. seriously God damn. what the fuck do you guys think ur doing. AND ANOTHER THING FREEDOM FRIES who the fuck cares whether its french or not the fact of the matter is theor just food doo you think the frenchies are over in france going OH NO AMERICANS CHANGED THE NAME OF FRENCH FRIES, IM SO PISSED!!!!
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Right. You present a solid argument and I must concede all points to you, the moron.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Once again
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24523
Submitted by whatever punk at 2004-06-15 23:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn ive been down to the US recently DAMN, thats all I got to say. A C average student in power. Weapons of mass destruction my fucking ass. seriously God damn. what the fuck do you guys think ur doing. AND ANOTHER THING FREEDOM FRIES who the fuck cares whether its french or not the fact of the matter is theor just food doo you think the frenchies are over in france going OH NO AMERICANS CHANGED THE NAME OF FRENCH FRIES, IM SO PISSED!!!!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bitch <U_HAVE_NO_LIFE@lickmyfuckingba> at 2004-06-15 23:19:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
all you americans can suck my huge canadian cock. you can sit in your fucking trailer park eat your burgers grow fat and ask your self why you dont look like paris hilton. All americans are, are FAT... ASS POUNDING RETARDS. did u know that 2/3rds of americans dont even get 30mins of excercise a week and are obese. SWEET JESUS!!!! Also according to many recent poles america in the #1 hated country in the world, and canada ranks in the the top 2 most kewl counties. So when you americans are doing the usual american thing ( sucking you dads dick, eatin mcdonalds, and watching the simple life) think about me in my huge house wipping my ass with the american flag.
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That was quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. "According to many recent poles.." Oh man that's classic. Did you remember to interview the flagpole?
Also, I'm certainly not fat. According to a recent survey, 21 percent of Americans are obese while "only" 15 percent of Canadians are. Wow. You really got our number there. I'm also willing to bet that there is a margin of error involved.
Submitted by bitch <U_HAVE_NO_LIFE@lickmyfuckingba> at 2004-06-15 23:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all you americans can suck my huge canadian cock. you can sit in your fucking trailer park eat your burgers grow fat and ask your self why you dont look like paris hilton. All americans are, are FAT... ASS POUNDING RETARDS. did u know that 2/3rds of americans dont even get 30mins of excercise a week and are obese. SWEET JESUS!!!! Also according to many recent poles america in the #1 hated country in the world, and canada ranks in the the top 2 most kewl counties. So when you americans are doing the usual american thing ( sucking you dads dick, eatin mcdonalds, and watching the simple life) think about me in my huge house wipping my ass with the american flag.
Submitted by Blanco at 2004-06-15 23:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Felix at 2004-06-15 00:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
they is dumb !?!?!?! oh my god if anything this points out AMERICANS stupidity, you fucking dropout war mongering basterds, but I have a few realavant things to say, speaking as a CANADIAN!! ya thats right punk
1. FRENCH PEOPLE BLOW!
2. Americans are the sole reason this world is going to hell, did u know that americans consume 20% of the worlds resources yet they seem to only take up yet they only make up 4% of the worlds population
3. notice how many nukes Americans have, 2600 more than anyone else, they have enough to blow up the world over 60 times, uh do the Fucking math idiots once is enough stupid, unless they plan to blow up the sun....fuckers!
4. lastly, I dont speak French, I dont say eh, and Yes ive been to america and its a dirty, wal mart infested, gun loven, ass hole ridden, shitter country
im out peace
Submitted by towelie <my ass> at 2004-05-26 21:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
canada sucks big donkey dick
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This just became one of my favourite posts EVAR!!!!!!!!!!
And I'm Canadian!
Submitted by Jonesman (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i guess HTML don't work so here i try again. and once more DON"T ADD ANY MORE REVIEWS
Phinch called shinanigins way back when on the same day as the original post
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#264374
the poster owned up to it being a hoax later the same day and then explained it
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#264575
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#264594
then another joker tried to take credit for the hoax a couple days later but i think its bull.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#268473
and then people who didn't bother to read it continued to argue and make fools of themselves.
but the big +10 goes to Dead Snoopy for this very witty reply, even though I'm american i had to love it.
"I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812.I notice you've repainted it!It's Very Nice." i cried so hard from laughter when i read that..
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#348495
Submitted by Jonesman (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEFORE YOU REVIEW.............PLEASE READ
gosh, for crying out loud do not reply to this thing anymore. Its been going since November and people are still posting. The whole thing was a hoax in the first place and all these americans and canadians that haven't taken the time to read the thing are still argueing about it and the original poster and the original oposers have left this thing long ago. It took me over an hour to read this whole thing and it was a waste of time yet i couldn't help myself cause of the idiocy. I'm from Minnesota (God's country) and i love my country and Canada too, but this thing is ridiculous.
(i don't know if this site supports HTML but i'm gonna try anyway)
Phinch called shinanigins <A HREF=http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#264374>way back when</A> on the same day as the original post
the poster owned up to it being a hoax <A HREF=http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#264575>later the same day</A> and then explained it <A HREF=http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#264594>here</A>
then another joker tried to take credit for the hoax <A HREF=http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#268473> a couple days later</A> but i think its bull.
and then people who didn't bother to read it continued to argue and make fools of themselves.
but the big +10 goes to Dead Snoopy for this <A HREF=http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984#348495>very witty reply</A>, even though I'm american i had to love it.
"I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812.I notice you've repainted it!It's Very Nice." i cried so hard from laughter when i read that..
Submitted by Canada Rules <canadafan290.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-19 13:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This Site Suck Badly
Submitted by <nasfanatic8590.at.aol.com> at 2004-05-16 20:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by WAFFLES HATE CANADIANS at 2004-05-16 20:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do thank you for expressing what everyone wanted to hear canada fucking blows harder than micheal jackson on valentines day . canada is the most pussy ass country in the damn world they havent attacked another country in....um....ever.FUCKIN PUSSY ASS CANADIANS.
Submitted by DirtyKufar (user info) at 2004-05-16 16:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so..."we is dumb" eh?EH? At least we can spell words PROPERLY! You must be an illiterate 4th grader trying to be "cool". Shit in your pants and then eat it, tubby.
Submitted by canada rocks <us_suck_forever.at.l.com> at 2004-05-16 15:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ha! ok canada has HEALTH CARE! we have a higher standard of living. we speak french because we are smart and can learn another language. you have Bush. you have a war going on at the moment. you think canadians live in igloos. we have terry fox. we invented the telephone. go canada!
Submitted by A Person <ahahaha!!!> at 2004-05-01 11:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha!!?!
This is the funniest and stupidest thread I have ever read. Reading it and then skimming through the comments (especially the ones from the "educated", "intelligent", and "mentally advanced" citizens of the United States) just... well... I nearly pissed myself laughing!
I won't say anything about the politics of it... except to say that my views of Americans have been expressed (strengthened, reaffirmed) by some of the other posters in this thread and would only ignite the debate again. (Oh, geez, not again!) (As an Australian, I quite naturally sympathise with the Canadians here.)
I give it a rating of -2, because it is quite simply a dribbling of pure crap... and the responses it drew were as bad. Just pathetic. The whole lot. Although if it weren't so dumbed down, it might make a decent stand-up act...
On a note of comedy, it would be somewhat difficult to make something similar up about the U.S., because whatever similarly outlandish and stupid things you say about them... would not be funny, but -predominantly- TRUE!
Submitted by kelley <kelleyslimmon.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-04-21 22:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Umm.... you do know we beat you in a war. And your hockey players suck ass right.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
canada is America Jr. with no pickles and extra cheese.
Submitted by canada blows <ducek77.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-04-12 22:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
has anyone ever been more right? canada is the saddest excuse for a country i've ever seen. they should just call it america jr. we own canada. canadiens suck.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-12 21:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like how no one apparently notices the blatant use of sarcasam also even though i realise the true intention of this post was to insult America it still sucks, if my dog wrote this i would kick him
Submitted by master mike <gunsrcool1.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-04-09 20:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man, i am a canadian and i can't wait to change citizenship to american. canada is the shittyest country there is. they say that america is crap that's because they are uneducated and they say your the dumb one's the reason they say eh is cause when a candaian says something nobody listens so they say something to get the attetion again. when an american says something it's heard!
Submitted by PunkKid420 (user info) at 2004-04-08 23:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yeah I hate canada its about time someone else agreed with me!!!
Submitted by ubermensch (user info) at 2004-03-31 01:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha funny stuff.
Now someone rip into Americans so we can get a few more laughs. here I'll start.
God I hate Americans, always traveling the world, expecting everyone to speak English. always electing the dumbest shits possible, damn. we could'nt even figure out who won the last one. Always shooting first and asking later (although I think that's cool) we eat shitty food, drink shitty beer, and make shitty cars. (but the cars are getting better) we are the most shallow people in the world. everything is about looks, sex and money. it's like we're kids with no self control. No one in this country knows anything about the rest of the world. we think Geography is the study of rocks. rich, arrogant pricks we are. impatient too. oh and we have our head up our ass. Oil? no need to worry, there's plenty of that.
fact is we Americans suck and so do Canadians but I love em both. we need to put our differences aside, join up with some Brits and Aussies and kill us a million or two Muslims. Those fuckers are the real problem with the world.
Submitted by spitonyou (user info) at 2004-03-30 01:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope a midget will rape ur ass!
Submitted by Da kid at 2004-03-29 11:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RIght on !!!!!! Canada blows!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-23 11:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ta gueule petit truc abject
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-23 11:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Great work.
Submitted by Toxacated (user info) at 2004-03-23 11:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Canada - Leading the world in being just to the north of the United States.
Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-03-20 20:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is shit.
Submitted by Mitchtheotter (user info) at 2004-03-20 20:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a fucking pointless shitty fucking messed up retarded and ultimately shite post
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-03-20 19:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
how can anyone not laugh at this? seriously?
-BongZilla
Submitted by Toxacated (user info) at 2004-03-20 19:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by _LuCiD_ (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Either this guy is completely retarded or he does this just to make more enemies, but most likely it's a combination of the 2.
Submitted by Volunteer <cfo214.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-11 12:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since it sucks so hard, let's invade!
http://www.InvadeCanada.US
-cfo
Submitted by ScumBucket (user info) at 2004-03-08 21:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IGNORANCE IS NEVER FUNNY...
Submitted by SonofLiberty (user info) at 2004-03-08 20:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it was pretty funny, except it'd be funnier just to actually make fun of americans
Submitted by canadianchick at 2004-02-25 13:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As I see, everyone is still here and having a ball... Deadsnoopy, you are my hero!!!
Submitted by Lequebecoisdetroisrivieres at 2004-02-18 18:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My quality of life just got lower
I am a French Canadien who speks little english but got a friend to translate this merde. You ignorante loser.
Submitted by Jean DuBois at 2004-02-18 18:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You ignortant american, i am a french canadian from Quebec City, and Proud! We, Canada i mean, is the best damn country out there, u americabns are run by an ignortant sorry excuse for a man! You ass-hole! U should go to canada and see its beauties before you diss it. Go to Montreal, I guarantee you'll love it. You ignortant fool.
J'espère que vous aurez une vie terrible. Une vie sans amour et sans amis.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-13 21:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-13 21:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I say eh all the time and I'm american.
Submitted by jesus christ <diabolix.at.cyberspace.com> at 2004-02-13 20:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus hates canadians. actually he hates everyone, but particularly canadians. if jesus met a canadian, he would slap the shit out of them. he hates americans to. americans are all pigheaded ignorant assholes. the only people jesus doesn't hate are the albanians. god loved albania. but albania hated him so it doesn't matter. i just wish god where alive to see this shit.
Submitted by Nipper <sannies_ted.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-02-11 00:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a bitch. Manitoba offers drinking ages at 18 which I find exceptional because I'm 19. I can drink myself retarded totally legally and also watch hot strippers bare down to nothing at all. I love Canada for that reason, and that reason only.
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-02-10 23:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1.back bacon isnt ham you moron
2. most canadians dont speak french infact most canadians hate french.
3.most candians dont say eh at the end of their sentences either.
4. Die
Submitted by BigLee (user info) at 2004-02-09 21:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Buddy, Your suffuring from some major brain damage. Theres no way you 28.. i think thats what you wrote
In which country do chainsaw manufactures find it necessary to put disclaimers like "do not attempt to stop the saw whilst it is activated with your hands."............Common thats just dumb
America gave Sadam and Osama and other terrorists Millions to fight Iran and Soviets but in this century they used that shit against them. And how many War crimes you think America has commited and not been blamed for. Cause we were blamed for the Airborne Incident (a shameful event in Canada's history). Please buddy at leats vist Canada before you say anything about it......And as for the french..................I dont like them either.
I put a +1 down because ....this is pretty fucking hilariouse your make all other americans look bad and for that hockey tampon joke...That you altered its supposed to be (your mom or your sister) in there i could easily changed that to an american so stop wrecking jokes.
Well im gonna Go have a beer, then drink a litre of maple syrup, then play with my pet beaver, fuck my sled dog then go to sleep in my igloo.............Eh! GROW UP
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-02-08 21:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Tu est débile, et un imbécile.
Submitted by LiquidCougar (user info) at 2004-02-05 13:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fuckin freak. You have no idea what you're talking about.
Pardonnez cet Américain ignorant. Il ne sait pas ce qu'il parle.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-02-05 13:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This guy is pure genius. He hates Canada ! Woooooooooo !
Submitted by Observer at 2004-02-05 12:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This item was written by an illiterate, uninformed imbecile suffering from severe mental retardation. It's unbelievable how easily idiots are lead astray by street level rumour and propoganda. I'm afraid the U.S. has no shortage of impressionable, intolerant morons ready to believe anything they overhear.
Anyway, carry on. The less you know about us and the more we know about you, the better our lives will be. By the way, we do live in igloos 11 months of year and import all our energy from the U.S. If it weren't for you guys we would all freeze to death, so please don't pull the plug. Now then, take that little nugget of information to the streets of America and let it flourish.
Peace dude!
Submitted by Great_Satan <GS.at.whitehouse.gov> at 2004-02-02 12:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Norwegian Nominates Bush Blair for Nobel Peace Prize
Norwegian lawmaker Jan Simonsen of the right-wing Party of Progress has nominated President George Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair for the 2004 Nobel Peace Prize. Even though the five-member Norwegian awards committee keeps the names of candidates secret for 50 years, those making the nominations often announce their candidate.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/express
February 2, 2004
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-02-02 02:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24523
Submitted by Neutral at 2004-02-02 02:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I live in the US, and have NOTHING against Canada....But I do have to say I don't have any desire to live in Canada; because everything I could want/need is here for me in the US. (and then some) but Canada does make for a nice vacation.
Submitted by ? at 2004-02-02 02:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Pamela Anderson is Canadian?!?!?! Wow, and you guys think Canada, and America are actually that different? You're a bunch of Morons...both sides!
Submitted by American Killer <9/11.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-25 22:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You seem like a normal American. Is this what they teach in America? Top fucking rotten education.
Submitted by Brian <goldwingerinsc@yahoo> at 2004-01-23 22:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for all of your support.
Submitted by deadsnoopy (user info) at 2004-01-20 07:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out.If it's any consolation, the fact that he's moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812.I notice you've repainted it!It's Very Nice.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism.
I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
Submitted by thelocust (user info) at 2004-01-19 19:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh wait, when I said I hate brits, I don't hate them all... So the new list ist
I HATE all brits excluding:
Led Zeppelin
The Beatles
Radiohead
The Who
And, Who's line is it anyway(Who btw, the only funny people on it were... uh AMERICAN, and that uh, one Canadian.)
And Jake Greene, who was in my English class second semester last year, who was really cool.
But that's just the pretty, shiney, silvery surface of Brittan. For in the underbelly lies a fowl disgusting world of horror, sex-slaves, drugs, and sodomy. All run by the BBC, it's common fact that the BBC owns Britan. I mean, that is the only British production company i've heard of. And it's not even cool, all they play is shitty british sitcoms with like, a dog humping some old man who is dressed up as an old woman's leg.
Submitted by Brett Noddacanuck <bacon.at.ham.com> at 2004-01-19 18:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LOL EH!
Submitted by thelocust (user info) at 2004-01-19 18:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yah for real, I hate Canada. Actually I hate all other countries. Especially those fucking brits. All they ever do is not brush their teeth, then like, try to take housing in my house because the fucking king says that soldiers have the right to stay anywhere they wont. Don't matter though 'cause i flipped over all their fucking tea in the water. Yah fuck you and your tea, tea is for obvious pussies, who obvioussly like having dicks in their mouths
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-13 21:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only one thing America is better at then Canada is blowing things up. They also get blown up better too. Or they just get blown up more often.
Submitted by canadianchick at 2004-01-04 10:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot: eh?
Submitted by canadianchick at 2004-01-04 10:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We need the shifty eyes - always on the watchout for those bad bad americans *lol* oh, and by the way, the snow dogs are male LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2004-01-04 10:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I know a Canadian and he hads shifty eyes"
this is funny, though i am duty bound to jump to the protection of any Canadian as my Commonwealth brethrin united under the British crown.....
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-01-04 10:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
C-
Submitted by canadianchick at 2004-01-04 10:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I ranked 0 because this is really worth reading: shows you how dumb and ignorant americans are. buddy, I wish you weren't representative for the greater part of american citizens BUT I FEAR YOU ARE... eh? If guys like you vanished from the face of the earth the terrestrial iq could be raised quite a bit, eh? I am seriously worrying my ass off, eh? You and the likes of you (probably 99% of all US Americans) are a danger to the planet, eh? So try to stick your head up your ass and EAT SHIT, EH! Ok, I'm off to watch my husband fuck the snow dogs, eh!
Submitted by Jambo at 2003-12-29 14:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I hate everyone in Canada so I hope the all get herpes from sleeping with their snow dogs on cold nights."
Ohhhhh wow. Good stuff!
Canada also has a gut wrenching low murder rate, compared to us here in the states.
But it makes for an intresting filler on the 5 o'clock news! FUCK GUN CONTROL!
Submitted by moldycheese (user info) at 2003-12-29 14:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you say they are dumb, yet your spelling and grammar is the shit.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-12-22 15:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
god I am so fucking bored...
Submitted by Canada Eats Ass <Canada Die> at 2003-12-22 15:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. If you read all of the comments from the bottom up, some of the arguments are hysterical.
Submitted by Leg0 (user info) at 2003-12-21 23:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont understand Canadian nationalism. It would be economically smarter to split your nation up into 20 states and unify with America. Your country is culturally the same as the U.S. but it inferior economically and militarily inferior to us.
Submitted by godblessAustrillia (user info) at 2003-12-21 23:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Some of this shit is funniest shit I have ever read. Listen Mr HockeyFan#1, why don't you just stick that fucken pussy sport called Baseball. That's why Canada invented it dumfuck, so fat lazy obeist Americans like you can swing a bat for 10 minutes run for 1 and call it a sport. And don't give me that shit about gay Canadians you have fucken Gay Captial in SanFransico. And don't act like you weren't flattered when a man wanted to screw you. Cause the only time a woman would touch you is in your dreams,and its one step up from alternating between your right and left hand.
Submitted by Shay <ShayBrown03.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-12-05 12:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have nothing against Canada, but that was pretty fucking funny
Submitted by Chuckles at 2003-12-02 18:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And For the record NEOMAGE YOU FUCKING ROCK BUDDY!!!!!!
I AM CANADIAN
Submitted by Chuckles at 2003-12-02 18:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you serious? I'm canadian, and at first thought I'd be offended and then I just started laughing. Like dude, are you serious? Oh my god. Good one buddy.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-30 04:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by fucktards at 2003-11-30 03:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whoever wrote this is an idiot. Canada rules! and americans have to live in a world where they claim to have "freedom" but wont even allow two people of the same sex to marry each other even if they're completely in love. geez u guys are stupid. "They is dumb not like us smart Americans." very smart.
and o by the way, we say "eh" a lot because we feel like it..not because we're "eh-holes" which might i add is clever but really stupid.
have a nice day, eh
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-25 20:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck Canada, America should give Canada a Dirty Sanchez
Submitted by Twissted at 2003-11-25 19:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
smiley face picnic... you raging homosexual ... shut the fuck up.
Good Post
Submitted by Cramer <zach_cramer.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-22 22:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Canada is cool!
Wait no it isnt!
Submitted by smileyfacepicnic (user info) at 2003-11-22 15:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, Canada really sucks. What kind of moron would enjoy free health care, a more reasonable drinking age, lower crime rates, gay marriages, and laxer marijuana laws? If only Canada could be as cool as the United States.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No comment.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UltraJesus4000 did you know Canadians don't believe in you, but I do (even if you have casted a plague upon me with your -2).
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UltraJesus4000 did you Canadians don't believe in you, but I do (even if you have casted a plague upon me with your -2).
Submitted by UltraJesus4000 (user info) at 2003-11-20 20:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post gets my worst rating ever: -2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't talking to you.
Submitted by the_3_toed_sloth (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, and whats more there were absolutely no spelling mistakes in that sentence! Why, you're probably not even American at all!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't make me fucking kill you.
Submitted by the_3_toed_sloth (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahah, i cant believe people actually took this post seriously...if you want to settle the america vs canada (you dont deserve capital letters) argument, look at this post and realise how stupid you BOTH are! GO NEW ZEALAND....<ahem>...even though we just lost to Australia in the RWC...hahah, we are playing France tonight ironically...oh, what was i going to say? Oh yes, this post was funny, and i actually thought it was written by a Canadian, just because it took the piss out of AMERICANS so brilliantly..here, borrow these tissues, and go have a cry
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
QueenAshlee, oh my Queen, when ever I hear that name I think of a quote from the movie The Princess Bride that perfectly suits you:
"That's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!"
Uh oh, the referee has just stepped in and yes he's called it . . . TKO. The fight is done, the Queen is dead.
Queen this feud is now over.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-19 23:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm spoken for many times over.
My posts, most of them anyway, are fucking awesome and I don't need you for recognition.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 23:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
QueenAshlee, why are you so angry? I didn't try to be #1 it just happens naturally for me, are you jealous? Why don't you link to one of your shitty posts at the top of my #1 page, I'll give you permission. I'll even ask everyone to give you +2s for everything you write, because I know that helps validate you as a person. I love you QueenAshlee and one day I hope to be your king. I'll take you away from your slum and put you in a castle where you belong. My Queen.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-19 23:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can still suck the cock I don't have.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 23:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Valacosa, I'm the one that wrote this. It was my first time to this site and I read a post from a Canadian about how America sucks and we deserved the Oklahoma City bombings. Direct quote, "Mcveigh's, grievances were legitimate and his beliefs genuine." In case you didn't know Tim McVeigh was the mastermind/bomber in Oklahoma City.
The post was poorly written and it was clear that this Canadian was a moron. I thought it would be funny to pose as an even bigger moron and reel off every Canadian stereotype I could think of (and I invented a bunch of them also). It was fun for a while arguing back and forth (people should realize that you can't win an argument with a moron) and then I started to say things that were more and more outrageous. A few people called it a hoax but for the most part people bought it hook line and sinker.
I got tired of playing around (I also kept forgetting to mispell words and one person noticed one of my responses was eloquently worded) and I didn't know how to stop the post so I pretended to be an improv actor and say the whole thing was a joke. I figured that could be a plausible explanation and then everyone would laugh and it would be done, but I was wrong. When I came back to the site I tried to log in again but I couldn't remember my password (I just made up the name FuckCanada and hit a bunch of keys for the password so I could quickly right a rebuttal story to that crappy Canadian post).
If I wanted to log in I had to make up a new name so I typed JoeAverage and logged back in (sadly FuckCanada will be a one hit wonder because I can't figure out what the password was). When I found that my post had become the most heated post on the site I couldn't stop laughing. It was never my intent to be #1 (I didn't even know what the most heated was, I had only read one post on this site and then decided to write my first post in response) and I had even tried to stop the joke before it got out of hand (if you scroll down and read the posts by FuckCanada you can see that I'm telling the truth).
As JoeAverage I decided to fan the flames a little more and I created two more posts (Women SHUT THE FUCK UP and Puppies and Lollipops) and then they went to the top ten most heated. Although, I got in trouble with Women SHUT THE FUCK UP because I advertised it on other people's posts (OPP) and I learned that was bad etiquette (being a link whore). Then I created a prank post called Puppies and Lollipops (without doing any link whoring) just to see if it would be popular and almost as soon as I posted it, it went to the top ten (I think it's a funny prank too).
That's the real story, I may post again or I may not, I haven't decided yet. I won't post for a couple of days because I now see that the rules say one post a day. I've had a funny first experience with web posting and I do know one thing, a lot of people were entertained by this.
ALL LINKS IN THIS STORY ARE BELOW:
American's (Original Post That I Made the Counterpost too, if you scroll down the page a little you can see that as JoeAverage I even posted a link to this post as a counterpoint, because I had already forgotten the password to FuckCanada)
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1068692798804428564
Women SHUT THE FUCK UP:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106920231026572212
Puppies and Lollipops:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069211007196532274
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GET A LIFE.
Stop registering names just to reply to your own fucking post.
No one gives a shit what you think about Canada because you're boring and unoriginal.
Shit in your hand and hit yourself.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To AverageJoe: It is clear from what you said that you *DON'T* know this guy. This was a hoax.
To Everyone else: Please read the comments before you post, know why? This was a hoax.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
" that's right I'm talking about QueenAshlee. Another pig of a canadian. "
When the fuck did they move Florida to Canada? I didn't get that memo. I'm always the fucking last to know.
Submitted by neomage (user info) at 2003-11-19 21:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"How dare you make fun of his GED when you work at a fucking gas station!"
Joe, I am also 16 and still going to school. I can't exactly pack up and leave to go get a better job, but at least I've got a little pocket change and don't have to sponge off of other people. Maybe in a few years once I've graduated university, I'll come down to the US and do a little job stealing of my own. Enjoy your job while you still have it!
Just kiding, I don't want your filthy job anyways. I'll be your boss.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is quack's only reply on this thread...
now lets take it off most heated. please.
Submitted by Yesteryear (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha
so you say...
Canadions rule and ii don't really care about much else. I laugh at you. Don't you see. Everything you say in your post is so stereotypiocal. I'm sure you're american and you don't understand. I'm canadian. We rule. And we do not, i repeat, do not put 'eh' at the end of out sentences.
Thank you and goodnight!
Goodbye, whatever ya want
Submitted by PizzaFace (user info) at 2003-11-19 19:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Trying to patch together the grammar in that post hurt my brain!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 18:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
neomage, I happen to know the guy that wrote this post very well and he is absolutely right about you dirty Canadians. You are a people bred and raised in filth. How dare you make fun of his GED when you work at a fucking gas station! He is a hard working American was raised on Canadian hating (it is taught in every American school starting in 3rd grade). Canadians are inferior and as we all know, mostly homosexuals with AIDS. You can't argue the facts. So stay in your fucking freezer of a country and hurry up and get AIDS and die. The next time you see an American tourist and he asks you to pump his gas, just know that he is picturing you in chains as his slave. SERVE ME YOU GAS STATION MONKEY!!!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 18:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jean Chretian, speak Amerian on this post you liberal fruit.
Eat shit, if you please.
Submitted by Jean Chretien at 2003-11-19 17:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mangez merde, s'il vous plait.
Submitted by neomage (user info) at 2003-11-19 17:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's where you are wrong:
"they call ham Canadian Bacon when they know it's just ham"
- Actualy, we call it ham. Canadian bacon is what we order when we go down to the states and want fried ham for breakfast
"Canada has cheap prescription drugs to lure our elderly over the boarder"
- We also have healthcare. Care to point out what's wrong with that?
"We can't trust Canada because they speak French"
- Yes most people in Canada know a little french. Just as there's some people in the US that know Spanish. I'm fairly sure they teach you Spanish on Sesame Street down there.
"And why do they always say "eh" at the end of there sentences?"
- On the same note, why aren't you dead yet?
"I also hate how they look down on you for finishing high school early with a GED because you wanted to get a real job."
- Your post indicates that this is what you did. Are you now bitter because the Canadians stole your job and you can't get another job because you're an uneducated moron?
"What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? Canoes tip."
- You know what I hate? Working part time at a gas station in a tourist hunting/fishing comunity during American season. (kind of like deer season, except you can't shoot them) The Americans come in, gas up, ask if they can break an American hundred dollar bill, then try and make you feel special by "throwing" a dollar bill at you.
"Ever seen one of those before, son?"
"Yes"
"Fancy, ain't it? Worth more than your money too."
"I can't even buy a bottle of pop with this. Hell, it's still barely enough to buy a chocolate bar with."
"Oh"
"I've never wroten anything that other people would read before and I just got on the internet for the first time this week."
- I suggest you stick to drawing pictures in the dirt with a stick.
I know this was posted a couple of days ago and this guy is probably already gone, but I just had to get my 2 cents in.
I AM CANADIAN!
Submitted by Svend Robinson at 2003-11-19 16:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for all the gay Canadian men!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 16:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brian Mulroney brings up a good point. Not only are Canadian men really gay, they are also cheaters.
Submitted by Brian Mulroney at 2003-11-19 16:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We are all forgetting another famous Canadian, Ben Johnson. The fastest ('roid-jacked) human in the world. Let's not forget that little fact.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, this post has gotten even better since I was last here. This is fucking great!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-19 15:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by And then? at 2003-11-19 14:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well this made about as much sense as something a eight year old would write.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-19 13:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, only 36 percent of Canadian men have developed AIDS. The remaining 58 percent have HIV.
Submitted by Amish Amos at 2003-11-19 13:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Check out my site, it's powered by windmills!
http://amishrakefight.org/gfy/
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-19 13:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You fucking tools, Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's disease, not AIDS. What a bunch of fucking dumbasses.
Submitted by CanadaDry (user info) at 2003-11-19 13:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by me <me.at.canada.com> at 2003-11-19 12:46:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Michael J. Fox doesn't have AIDS you dork!
He didn't have AIDS when he filmed Back To The Future, but he does have AIDS now. You should watch more television, it's been all over the news for a year or so. He had to leave his TV show Spin City because the cast didn't want to work with someone with AIDS (they were afraid they would catch it). I think it's a shame they treated him that way because if they were better informed they would no that the only ways to catch AIDS are from IV drug use, blood to blood contact, or Gay Canadian Butt Sex. Did you know that 94% of Canadian men have AIDS (6% of Canadian men live by themselves in an igloo).
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-19 12:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by me <me.at.canada.com> at 2003-11-19 12:46:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Michael J. Fox doesn't have AIDS you dork!"
YOU DUMBASS POLESMOKING IDIOT!!
Submitted by me <me.at.canada.com> at 2003-11-19 12:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Michael J. Fox doesn't have AIDS you dork!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-19 12:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CanadaDry- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by CanadaDry (user info) at 2003-11-19 12:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a Canadian and I thought it would helpful to list some famous Canadians that disprove everything that was written here:
Corey Hart, singer in the 1980s "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night" - probably because he was gay.
Paul Shaffer, (David Letterman Show) - The flaming latenight band leader for Dave's show. Now this is an example of how manly most men in Canada are.
Scott Thompson (Kids In the Hall) - Scott is often referred to as "the gay guy" of Kids In The Hall. After the end of their series he went onto the Larry Sanders Show as Brian and later several small, but still funny, roles in film. He is a real Canadian man.
Mathew Perry (Chandler on Friends) - Mathew is often referred to as "the closeted gay guy" on Friends and has spawned many "Let Chandler Be Gay" sites on the internet.
Phil Hartman (Saturday Night Live) - Phil's funny parts on Saturday Night Live amused everyone in America except his wife. His American wife did what all Americans want to do to Canadians, she shot him in the head (because she caught him haveing sex with a man).
Michael J. Fox - (Back to the Future's Marty McFly) - Michael has been a huge box office draw until he contracted a horribly crippling disease, (AIDS) from lots of gay Canadian sex.
Nevermind, I guess whoever posted this was right. Bye everyone.
Submitted by smartass <fuckthefucker.at.moron.com> at 2003-11-19 11:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Makes me want to vomit! Morons like you should be put out of business. Keep your snotty nose out of other peoples and countries business. Especially when they're lightyears out of your range. Oh yes, go tell that your president too! And take a beginner's writing course hehehehe
Submitted by leona <makeme.at.hellhigh.com> at 2003-11-19 10:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
anyone ever stop to wonder how many personalities a person can have on a computer?
Submitted by chris <chris.at.chris.ch> at 2003-11-19 10:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey shithead, you only confirm what the whole world has known for some time now: AMERICANS ARE THE PEST AND SHOULD ALL BE BLOWN OFF THE PLANET!!! Though, who would want to do that to outer space???
Submitted by Jericho (user info) at 2003-11-19 06:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um guys,
The guy who wrote this said it was a hoax, so theres no need for you all to get in to another bitchfight about it.
Still its wierd that Americans think Canadians are stupid. Most Europeans think that Canadians are smarter than Americans. Go figure.
Submitted by ELGUAPO350 <elguapo350.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-11-19 04:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Canada Sucks so much ass ..... I know an American guy who killed a Canadian guy just to watch him bleed. Canada would have been conquered by any other nation long ago but no other nation wants to live on an icecube with a bunch of french wannabees.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-19 04:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They only thing I hate more than patriotic Canadians is people who insult Canada for all the wrong reasons. What reasons do I mean? See below:
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-11-19 03:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAH "I hope Cananda blowed up on themselves"
That has to be one of the best things ive ever read. Ever.
Submitted by MeGizzle (user info) at 2003-11-19 00:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best post I've ever read and it couldn't be more true. Did you know that Canadian hockey players intentionally knock out their own teeth so they can give better blowjobs? It's true, they also wear dresses and have sex with Caribou. I hate dirty Canadians and I hope they all get frost bite and die.
Submitted by HockeyFan1 (user info) at 2003-11-18 23:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree and disagree with this post. I disagree beause I love hockey and I'm a huge NHL fan. I agree because everyone knows that dirty Canadian faggots are the queerest people in the world. I've been to Canada several times and every time I go there some butt-humping Canuck fairy tries to fuck me in the ass. They claim they do it because it's the only way for men to keep warm up there during the cold nights, but if that was the case, why can't they just have sex with Canadian women. I know they are grossed out by those ugly, hairy Canadian women and I've heard tales that Canadian women actually have small penises and balls. Just wanted to add my two cents (which I think is equal to $500.00 in Canadian money).
Submitted by MRMANPants (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds to me like there are a lot of Canadians here. Canadians is a code word we use in the police force for male prostitutes. For example, we are on a sting in San Francisco and I'm talking on my cell phone (to officers in the truck around the corner), and I say there are 7 Canadians (Male Prostitutes) working the corner. Apparently, they've used Canadians as a euphamism for soddomites and faggot prostitutes for a long time, because my father was in the force and when he was in the force they called cocksucking, faggott, bitch-boy prostitutes Canadians too. I guess it's because Canadians have always been ass-licking homos that like to be fucked in the poopshoot.
Submitted by Optium (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I did it again! Dammit! Well, whatever.
.opt
PS, have you ended your life yet? :\
Submitted by Optium (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh crap! I rated you -2! Woops, my fault. Sorry.
.opt
Submitted by Optium (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you're a dumbass. Just quit life, you have no purpose whatsoever. Head + Oven please.
.opt
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP REVIEWING IT.
This isn't worthy of most heated, damnit.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard Canadians eat their own shit in the winter because it's the only thing that's warm in Canada and they don't have indoor plumbing.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A canadian girl tried fucked me and and uber user ROndo_Mondo in the ass. Stupid bitch... So i kind of know where you're coming from... But i dont hate canadians just that one
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good Sam el, but don't you see the fact that the redneck logger doesn't use paragraphs adds to his backwoods charm. If you really want to laugh your ass off, read this:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106920231026572212
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hadn't read this before, just glanced at it. Upon further review (they allow instant replay on ubersite, right) I deem it pretty funny. The lack of paragraphs still keeps it from +2, but it is pretty funny.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 18:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good call Home Slice.
Submitted by Home_Slice2001 (user info) at 2003-11-18 17:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus.
I'm new to this site and i just read this article. Then I read the reviews of this article. What the hell is wrong with you people? You're all positively Canadian. It's obviously a joke.
"Look at the Canadian flag! It's a fucking leaf! 'Oh, don't screw with Canada! We'll dry up and blow away!'"
"Cana-DUH."
-Jeremy Hotz, Take a listen, he's Canada's finest export.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-11-18 17:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:35:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be bullshit. There is no one who is this fucking moronic.
Yep, I'm definitely going with a BS call on this one.
-------------------------------
PMJ called bullshit way earlier than everyone else.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 17:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch, I don't think they are the same person.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-18 16:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you aren't perchance posing as a slutty man juggler now are you? +2 because you fooled me and i can take a joke.
Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-11-18 16:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"They is dumb not like us smart Americans."
Unfortunately I've actually seen this exact line in anti-canadian bashing.
Sad, really really sad.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-18 16:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yay Monty Python!!!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 16:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki, if you do read up through the conversation it's pretty funny though. Did you laugh out loud at all?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-18 15:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You poured it on too thick. I didn't make it though all the reviews but yea Phinch that lazy Mexican and Method the dirty jew called shenanigans on you way early.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 15:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Adept256 it was good chatting with you.
Submitted by adept256 (user info) at 2003-11-18 15:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah hahahaha
I got the picture by the time I read that this was probably written by a canadian to make americans look stupid, but then I came back after reading your post in another thread refering to this in a serious manner.
It is funny though.
Submitted by adept256 (user info) at 2003-11-18 15:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Syria is not one of the nations that have power of veto over your UN resolutions. France is, teeheehee. China is too, but I don't think they used their veto this time... I don't think they've used it in years.
The UN is largely america's front for being allowed to do what they please in the name of international unity. Their big mistake was allowing other countries to have power of veto.
The UN is a failure. No argument with that.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the funniest post I've ever read until we ruined it by being serious and political. It's much more fun to be a redneck and argue with people pretending to be unitelligent (although I don't think you are pretending). Read the post and then read all of the comments from the bottom of the page up. It's pure genious and just goes to show how stupid all of the Canadians are.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The UN would not exist if America pulled out and the UN didn't lead any of those projects the US did. When are you people going to understand that the UN is an impotent, empty shell without the threat of US forces being deployed. Look at any UN deployment and it's 95% American. You really have no understanding of the world and how it works, I'm guessing you are a kid. The UN is a fucking joke, they have China, Pakistan and Syria on the security council. Are you fucking kidding me SYRIA is on the security council???? They are a bunch of fucking terrorists, and you wonder why the UN doesn't carry any wait with the average American. Eat my poop.
Submitted by adept256 (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with you there, but it was the UN that put you in germany, the UN that put you in korea etc. The UN is governed by representatives of many nations, not just america. Apparently the UN didn't want you in Iraq.
The UN is the rightful 'police of the world' because it is in fact run by 'the world' not some bigoted over-patriotic oil hungry zealots.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adept256, you mentioned that we are the policeman of the world. If we didn't do it who would? And is it more humane to let innocent people be slaughtered or to save the lives of women and children? Sure we have to listen to a bunch of liberal, American hating alarmists, but their voices are drowned out by the thanks of a liberated people. If we wouldn't have been stationed in West Germany, Russia would have taken over the continent of Europe during the Cold war, 60,000 American troops are stationed at the 38th parallel right now protecting South Korea from certain annihilation at the hands of another brutal dictator in North Korea. We are also defending the tiny island nation of Taiwan from Communist China with submarines and missle defense systems. We have to be the world's policeman because with great power comes great responsibility and now that we have a world economy, the actions of one country affects the economies of all. Fuck you.
Submitted by adept256 (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:37:03 EST (#)
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So you DO know roussaeu? thanks for the correction there...
He takes an interesting stance in proposing a time which he calls the natural state when men were not joined by social orders. Eventually they surrended that natural state for a civil state; because there was a general willingness to subordinate individual rights, government came into being. The novelty of this idea for rousaeu's day was his emphasis on government as a product of of the act of the people's will rather than the act of a sovereign. It introduced, as well, the concept of the responsibility of the sovereign to govern well, a concept that Louis XV was not quick to accept or understand.
I'm surprised that you know of roussaeu, I'm not surprised that you completely misintepret him and the effects of his philosophy on history.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a retard eskimoe that puts an extra u in everything because u are an asshole.
Submitted by Canadian at 2003-11-18 14:31:33 EST (#)
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As a Canadian this post makes me feel better about my country, and re-enforces American stereo-types that fuel most of our humour.
Thank you.
Ryan.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adept256 talking to you is like reading a shitty fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant with your cliched and overused expressions. Furthermore, if you had any clue about what you're (thanks Jason) talking about you would know that you spelled that Frenchie's name wrong (it's Jean Jacques Rousseau) and our constitution bares little similarity to this fruitcake's "Social Contract". If you really understood Rousseau, you would know that his exremist views stated that men are born free and equal and he believed people entered into a contract with their State in which individuals surrender none of their natural rights, but rather agree for the protection of them. Most remarkable in this projected republic of Frenchie Fruitcake's was the provision to banish aliens to the state religion and to punish dissenters with death. The Social Contract became the text-book of the French Revolution, however, I don't see how you connect our constitution with this considering Freedom of Religion is a giant part of it. Clearly you are outwitted, give up now and stop embarrassing yourself.
Submitted by adept256 (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:19:20 EST (#)
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you're rhetoric (or lack of) just went right down the toilet. But this isn't a debate, this is a lecture. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you: you're ignorant. You're 33? lol, go back to school.
Submitted by Jason at 2003-11-18 14:15:07 EST (#)
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Dorko? That's cute, maybe I'll use that sometime. Thanks JoeAverage
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:13:24 EST (#)
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Adept256 you are a mental midget. China is a fucking joke compared to the USA. They have a billion rice eaters that weigh 105lbs each and can barely hold up a rifle because they are all starving. Not to mention they have tiny dicks which makes them less likely to want to fight, because they almost have vaginas. Their weapons are Russian cast-offs and North Korean surplus. For God's sake they just got into space in the last couple of years, thirty years behind us. We've got technology in use now that's 50 years ahead of anyone else. Go sit on a bazooka you moron.
Submitted by adept256 (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:11:44 EST (#)
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Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Notwithstanding that everything that happened then led to where you are now.
Do you realise that most of the content of your constitution was lifted pretty straight from the philosophy of jean-jacques rosseau, a french guy? Probably not, you sound pretty ignorant. He's the guy who famously said 'Everywhere people are born free, yet everywhere they are in chains'.
It's ignorance that perpetuates this.
Submitted by spirochete (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whistler/Blackcomb is heaven
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your right jason that was a mistake their sure to catch. Did you catch the other mistake in that sentence (it's kind of like Highlights). Good job dorko.
Submitted by adept256 (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:06:04 EST (#)
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nice work, very well put. I agree with most of what you said, especially the part where you point out the flaw in your argument. If Iraq didn't have oil you wouldn't give a shit and wouldn't go there, but they do and you love your SUVs.
Nice work in bosnia too, the UN were there for years and never got anything done right. Same deal with the UN in Iraq? Maybe, but the UN never asked america to intervene there.
So you're the self-appointed police of the world now. If china did this it'd be world war three, and it's pretty likely they'd hand you your ass to wear as a hat.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 14:04:34 EST (#)
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As far as the French are concerned they helped us out hundreds of years ago, so I tell you what I like those French people (too bad they are all dead). The French now are racists (they hate jews), they bent over for the Nazis in WWII, they try to placate the terrorist even though they too are being attacked by terrorists (they blew up a French boat). They sit there drinking their wine and smoking their ciggarettes in their berets with their poodles and hairy women and bash the USA, well fuck you France and fuck you Canada. The French are mongrels and I hope we bomb France next just to teach them a lesson. And that lesson is . . . hairy women are not attractive.
Submitted by Jason at 2003-11-18 14:03:17 EST (#)
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they're = they are
their = belonging to or relating to an individual or group
Why do people misuse these two words so much? Just wondering.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 13:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Adept256 who gives a shit about what happened hundreds of years ago. Do I give a shit if some dumb Indian couldn't defend his homeland? No I don't, tough luck Tonto now go get into your teepee on some shitty reservation land we let you live on and tuck yourself in with this smallpox laced blanket. If the Indians wouldn't have been a bunch of drunks and put down the firewater, maybe they could have defended their land. They made out fine in the deal because now they don't ever have to pay taxes and they've set up casinos on every ounce of land they have and are millionaires. So they are just fine. I'm 33, how old are you? You don't live in the real world, because your a fairy liberal. Eat a fat one.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 13:51:34 EST (#)
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Adept256 you are an assclown. First of all we are the only true democracy in the world and it is a two party system that really works. The faggot-ass Democrats were against the war and the strong Republicans were for the war (the Republicans were in power so we blew the fucking shit out of Assganistan and Iraq). Evil flouishes when good men do nothing and we were not about to allow a terrorist country like Assganistan to attack the free world. We also didn't want to see Saddam Hussein make the middle east any crazier than those fucktards already are, he killed millions (that's right millions) of innocent civilians since he came to power in a bloody coup in 1979. Not to mention he killed hundreds of thousands of Iranians and Iraqis in the Iran-Iraq war. He was a monster and we knocked him out of power and killed his dirtbag rapist sons. We will find him and Osama and put a bullet in their fucking brains too! We liberated Iraq, we didn't invade them and we will move out when we feel like they can take care of themselves. We want their oil because we like to drive big SUVs that get 3 miles to the gallon and we got rid of a dangerous, terrorist sponsoring, homicidal dictator at the same time. It's a win-win in my book. Oh and by the way, America also ended the Bosnia conflict where millions were killed because of their religious beliefs, we stopped Germany's inevitable world domination and liberated Kuwait in the last Gulf War. What strikes me as funny, is how all of you stupid foreigners think we give a shit about your countries and want to take over the world . . . I've got a news flash for you we can't even find your shitty little countries on the map. If you don't have a nice beach visit we don't care if you all die. People in America love America and don't even think about other countries. We don't learn other languages because we don't have to, you should learn to speak AMERICAN!!! Debat that asswipe!!!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-18 13:49:51 EST (#)
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A) The people who read this and actually get mad are fucking idiots. This post is by a moron whose just trying to get you upset. How can you not see that? Stop screaming getting all infurated over it. Be a man, tell the guy hes an idiot and get on with your life. Idiot.
B) "People from Canada also don't have any table manners, because their used to eating polar bears with their bare hands" - Thats pretty fucking badass if you ask me. Idiot.
Submitted by Jason at 2003-11-18 13:46:00 EST (#)
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How old are you? What a piece of garbage this is. Go fall down a flight of stairs.
Submitted by adept256 (user info) at 2003-11-18 13:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're just a fucking fascist. Germany decided they were the greatest country in the world and took their armies and fucked shit up for the rest of us. Ditto Japan, Russia, the british empire all the way through history til some caveman threw a rock at another caveman.
And you're fucking wrong too, if it weren't for the rest of the world, america would still belong to the native americans. What language are you speaking? English? hahaha. The french gave you the statue of liberty and if it weren't for them you'd be singing god save the queen before your baseball games, except you wouldn't have baseball it'd be cricket. So they don't back you up in your little illegal war and now they're assholes. Go read a history textbook.
You're living in a totalitarian state and you're blinded by the propaganda. It's a two-party system! You should have only one box on the ballot that just says 'damned if you do damned if you don't'.
Now because you're a juvenile you're going to call me a cocksucker and ignore everything I've just written. Let me beat you there and say SHUT THE FUCK UP FASCIST!
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-18 13:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm pretty bummed right now. I'm going to have to have my transmission rebuilt. It's going to cost in the neighborhood of $1500. I can't afford that! I'm getting some help from a friend and/or my mother, but jeez. And I'll be able to pay them back in time, but this really blows. I hate borrowing money. I need my money. I was planning on going back to school this spring, but that's shot. I'll be lucky if I can save up enough to go back in the fall. Anyone want to help me out, you can email me a we'll arrange you tossing me a few bucks. But I doubt anyone will be interested. Oh well. Like sucks.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 13:18:25 EST (#)
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What all of these ininformed and uneducated foreigners don't understand is that Americans act like the world revolves around them . . . becuase it does! We are the world's largest and most prosperous economy (even in a recession we are by far #1), we have the most technologically advanced society, we are the leaders in both science and medicine, we are the leaders in fashion (for example, foreigners kill each other in other countries just to have a pair of cheap American jeans), we are #1 in entertainment (US movies are #1 around the world and US music is also #1 around the world), Americans are proud to be Americans because we actually have a country to be proud of (not like the rest of the garbage ass countries out there like Canada). It's no wonder the world is jealous, we rule everything and the best part is if anyone starts any shit we finish it with the most powerful army the world has ever seen. We will blow you off the fucking map. Canada would be green with envy, but it's to fuckin' cold up there for anything green, so I guess their white with envy. You people don't even have indoor plumbing and you have to crap outside in the cold, no wonder your angry. People from Canada also don't have any table manners, because their used to eating polar bears with their bare hands. Are we an evil empire, of course not, but if we were you couldn't do a goddamned thing about it!!! Fuck you foreigners and fuck Canada most of all!
Submitted by USAALLTHEWAY (user info) at 2003-11-18 12:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The USA is the most powerful nation in the world and there is nothing Canada can do to stop us. Any country that allows people to speak French are clearly a bunch of fairies. Canada is still ruled by a queen, what a stupid ass country . . . and that queen is Jean Chretian. Jean is a girls name and he is a queen.
Submitted by USAALLTHEWAY (user info) at 2003-11-18 12:41:04 EST (#)
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I agrees with you completely. Canada is not really a country, it's more like a place where dickheads live and become asshole popsicles because it's so cold there. Only a real jackass would choose to be Canadian.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-18 11:40:40 EST (#)
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I got a blowjob from a canadian chick once. It was her first one, and she was pretty good.
I have no idea how old she was. Thats probably a good thing.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-18 09:37:34 EST (#)
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I bet a Canadian posted this. hahaha
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2003-11-18 08:03:12 EST (#)
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Go here and Rate this Picture
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069145903451428751
Submitted by Queso at 2003-11-18 00:15:57 EST (#)
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HHAHAHAHAHA
GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Kel <redhot_citrus.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-17 22:36:53 EST (#)
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... Last time I checked Canada won the gold medal in Olympic hockey. I love posts like this because they confirm what so many Canadians already know.. Americans are ignorant. I AM CANADIAN and am so proud of that!
FYI: The reason Canada keeps French as a second language is to confuse the poor uneducated Americans who come over thinking this country is all about ice and snow. (But not all Americans..... it is kinda hit and miss with your country!)
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2003-11-17 22:28:38 EST (#)
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and of course I forget to rate.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2003-11-17 22:28:18 EST (#)
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Damn, I missed the fun on this one, but I just want to give it a +2 because it was funny as shit... assuming you knew it was fake, which was fairly evident on the first read.
"And why do they always say "eh" at the end of there sentences? I think it's because they is "eh-holes""
That is classic.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2003-11-17 21:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm hesitant to review this because it will keep this shit on the most heated. However, some things must be said
1.The american lumberjacks are putting completly (sp) unfair tariffs on OUR lumber, not the other way around.
2. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A SHARD IS? sounds like you didn't even get your GED.
3. I travel between America and Canada quite frequently, and Canadians tip a hell of a lot more.
4. Canada shouldn't be trusted because YOU don't speak french? don't call us stupid.
theres more, but i need to go hump a beaver
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-17 20:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can not be destroyed. No matter how many truces, I shall win the hand of the fairest maiden Über has ever seen.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-17 20:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
How the FUCK is this shitty rant getting so many replies????
and to the author,
So we both hate Canada...that doesn't mean I'm at the same level as you. If I were to write an anti-Canadian rant I'd ATLEAST use freakin' paragraphs. Geez.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:50:57 EST (#)
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Thank you all and goodbye. For the record I don't have a problem with Canadians or anyone else listed in this silly diatribe, except retards, I hates me some retards.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:42:17 EST (#)
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Go bang your girlfriend now. Or else I will.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:38:51 EST (#)
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Hell, your piece starts off well enough, but disintergrates towards the end. If it's a first draft then it shows a lot of promise.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:33:25 EST (#)
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Biggest button pusher:
"We can't trust Canada because they speak French and we can't understand that language." It doesn't get closer to sheer ignorance than that, folks.
Funniest line:
"What does a canadian girl and a hockey goalie have in common? They both change their pads after three periods eh?" Even when I thought it was real, the line was still funny.
Lamest line:
"Canadians are also famously cheap: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?" As far as I know, Canadians aren't known for being cheap. This is a recycled ethnic joke.
Second biggest button pusher:
"Canada outlaws Howard Stern and took him off of the radio because they are scared of free thought." ANY Canadian will get pissed off at this, especially considering the American Gov't tends to me more conservative. (How many states is oral sex illegal in?)
All the little touches were nice too, like "They is dumb." It really shows that the view is uneducated and will more likely spark a response.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:30:24 EST (#)
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yeah, i know. Be careful, this site is way to addicting.
constructive critism:
I think you layed on the stupidity of your character a little too much for a debate on uber. For a comedy show, or an improv with strangers, it will be hillarious though.
In case you were looking for ground rules around here:
Try not to post more than once a day.
use paragraphs.
spellcheck and proofread.
don't plagerize, if you must post someone elses work, give credit.
some say dont +2 yourself, but i don't worry about it.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:29:06 EST (#)
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Valacosa thank you. Unfortunately, I'm very right wing in my personal life, You pillow-biting liberal. Jusk kidding.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:27:53 EST (#)
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Well, *I*, obviously, am Canadian. I'm currently a physics student in Ontario, and I have similar heated discussions with my friends all the time. One of my housemates is very right wing and I am very...not.
Nice Full Metal Jacket reference by the way.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:24:56 EST (#)
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Ok, now I need some reviews from everyone. What was funny to you (in retrospect)? What did you feel worked?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:23:35 EST (#)
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here is a picture of Phinch, to get you better acquainted.
http://www.crazypolack.com/Pictures/ugly3.jpg
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:22:33 EST (#)
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Phinch: my phrench phry is the size of texas. Hence, my comments.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:21:40 EST (#)
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nice quote, but i'm not from texas.
welcome to uber.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:21:24 EST (#)
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I am the Queen, and as you have managed to continually piss me off, you will be taken prisoner. Off with his head!
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:21:09 EST (#)
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It's funny, because almost everyone hated me so much I became the second most heated story on the site.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:20:37 EST (#)
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most heated means most reviews.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:20:18 EST (#)
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Umm...I'm Method. My posts sucks. What more do you want to know?
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:20:13 EST (#)
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I've never been to this site before, but is most heated equivalent to the most polarizing stories? For instance it gets all -2s or +2s?
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:18:56 EST (#)
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So who are you guys?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:17:20 EST (#)
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eheheheh funny shit.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:17:03 EST (#)
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Phinch, there are only two things that come out of Texas, steers and queers . . . and I don't see any horns on you boy.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:16:56 EST (#)
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damn it. i'm slow on the refresh.
Of course we ruined your post. That was the point. We called the shinanigans, you didn't own up, so we screwed up the fun you were having.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:15:47 EST (#)
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I am a comedy writer/actor for a television show and this a test to "improv" with complete strangers. I have to do it in person next, like in a store or at a sporting event (although I wonder if someone will try to get in a fight with me). I have Billy-bob dentures to put in over my real teeth and everything. It's a character I'm working on for the show.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:15:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:22:19 (#)
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She is the cutest girl any of us have laid eyes upon. Check out her very first cam-whore post.
Hey, thanks. I'm feeling so... unappreciated lately. And, for the record, Kristen was mine first, and will continue to be so.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:12:55 EST (#)
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a truce to destroy Herpes? agreed.
tuesday would have done something like this, but he's english. and this isn't really his style if he did, I would give him mad props for nailing the dialect.
I bet fc is the real real REAL tom or his friend...
my phrench phry is the size of texas.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:11:33 EST (#)
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I thought it would be funny to be an out of work redneck American lumberjack that hates Canadians, because I saw a lot of Canadian comments on another thread. I figured this would really anger people, but the people that got the joke would laugh there asses off. I called a friend of mine to log on and read what had transpired (USAwesome) and he laughed for about a half hour. It's hysterical if you read the broken-yocal speak piece at the top, then scroll down to the bottom and read your way up. The arguments with people are so absurd it's hysterical, my favorite:
ME: UltraJesus, if you think I'm right then why do you give me a -2? It says don't bother, I think you meant to write +2 which says kicker of all ass. Jesus was the kicker of all ass, he didn't take shit from no one. If anyone messed with Jesus he would shoot lightning out of his fingertips and take care of business.
HERPES: That was the emperor... not Jesus. Star Wars was science fiction, not a documentary.. and the events didn't happen in real time.
Hurry up and die!
ME: Herpes, I'm not a science-fiction dork so I don't memorize everything from Star Trek, but I do know one thing, Jesus shot lightning way before the emperor did. Jesus did it thousands of years ago before movies were invented
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:06:20 EST (#)
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Who are you anyway?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:05:53 EST (#)
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Oh yeah, baby smooth, that's me. And when the fuck did they move Florida to Canada? I didn't get the memo.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:05:28 EST (#)
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ahahahaha touche. But the two dualists were the first to call shenanigans on you anyway. So we win.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:05:28 EST (#)
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I guess my question is: Why pretend to be an unemployed lumberjack?
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:04:37 EST (#)
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Kudos for a rousing (but not arousing) hoax.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:03:10 EST (#)
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Yes this was all a hoax. I had a great time with everyone, it was a lot of fun until the Knights of the Square table started ruining it with their lame-ass dual for the cam whore. By the way, I saw her picture and what the hell are you guys fighting about? It looks like she draws on her eyebrows! You guys need to get out more if you think that's a hot chick. I'll take a round of questions and then I have to go bang my girlfriend. Yes, she is real and yes she makes that cam whore look like a steaming plate of BM.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:02:57 EST (#)
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I resent being called a fucktard. I'm much more like a fuckernaut.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 19:00:43 EST (#)
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ahahaha ricepower!!
I have notified the proper authorities of your transgressions against mankind.
www.ricecop.com
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:59:04 EST (#)
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you have no chance. my skill with the sword is matched by my scathing ability to make instant oatmeal. Once she sees my pimped out 92 geo metro with NOS and type R stickers, she will be mine. FEAR THE THREE CYLINDERS.
Submitted by TheRabidHobo (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Satire's good, eh.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:57:45 EST (#)
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I haven't agreed with anything Valacosa has said but I think the subtle subtext of his message is shut the fuck up. Stop acting like your at the Renaissance festival to impress a chick you will never meet and even if you did would have no interest in your geeky asses. It's probably a dude pretending to be a chick anyway. You know people can pretend to be anyone they want in these stupid rooms. You can be a guy, a girl, or even a backwoods yocal lumberjack that pisses everyone off with moronic rantings not based on any real knowledge of facts. You are all fucktards.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:57:43 EST (#)
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Phinch, I propose a truce
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Wait, that doesnt apply here
Anyway, lets join forces and rid ourselves of this common enemy.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:55:53 EST (#)
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Fine how about this - Canada Sucks, USA Swallows.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:54:45 EST (#)
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Hey all you fucking losers talking like your at Midieval times, shut the fuck up, talk about how much Canada sucks or get the fuck out, or I shall brain thee.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:54:41 EST (#)
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Uh, guys, I think she left.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you guys fighting over what is mine? I shall chop your heads off and place them in her bushes, To serve as an example to everyone of what happens when you infringe upon my goddess.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:51:53 EST (#)
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Damn I should add the word "facietous" to my surname, since people take me far too seriously. Evidentally, Sarcasm is a small mining village in Austria after all.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:46:35 EST (#)
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I shall be kind and bring a wheelbarrow so that I may wheel your defeated corpse from the schoolyard to Kirsten's house as the spoils of honorable battle to win her favors. Then I shall treat her to the finest meal of the land, not McDonalds, but a classy joint: Denny's.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:45:40 EST (#)
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Point #1: The very phrase "Canadiens are dumb" is ironic. Perhaps you meant to say, "Canadians are dumb." "Canadiens" refers exclusively to the French speaking population of Quebec, though I wouldn't expect you to know that.
Again FuckCanada offers more conjecture without any proof. Every human on the planet is a descendant of a monkey, so I guess you are KIND OF right....
And evidently OUR lumber industry is populated with hard workers, or YOU wouldn't be out of a job! Sorry for having all those trees. And the exchange rate that you belittled us for only makes the situation worse for you. Cheaper Canadian Dollar = Cheaper Canadian Lumber.
Yeah, damn those Canadians. As FuckCanada put it, "They is dumb".
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:43:58 EST (#)
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I'm not logged on as 2 people it's just me.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:41:03 EST (#)
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Scott James, I hate Canada but most of all for taking the logging jobs of everyone in the US and I love Mexican television, I don't understand it, but those Mexicans sure do have big tits. Also, I think most Canadian women are actually men or transexuals. You do have a point though because Mexicans are also very dirty.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:41:03 EST (#)
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Scott James, I hate Canada but most of all for taking the logging jobs of everyone in the US and I love Mexican television, I don't understand it, but those Mexicans sure do have big tits. Also, I think most Canadian women are actually men or transexuals. You do have a point though because Mexicans are also very dirty.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:41:03 EST (#)
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Scott James, I hate Canada but most of all for taking the logging jobs of everyone in the US and I love Mexican television, I don't understand it, but those Mexicans sure do have big tits. Also, I think most Canadian women are actually men or transexuals. You do have a point though because Mexicans are also very dirty.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and by the way, stop creating user names and having conversations with yourself, FC. Its obvious that's what you're doing, and its retarded.
Now can we get back to discussing Kristen's awesomeness?
Submitted by USAwesome (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Classic deflection by the last post. It's the French-Canadien laissez-faire attitude of "Oh, what do we do so wrong? Let's look at Mexico." Mexico is populated by hard workers. Canada is populated by women with testes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good choice, Phinchmeister. I shall meet you in the schoolyard at 3 PM sharp. Bring your lunch money; I'll have to buy Kristen some McDonalds once I slayeth you.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:38:04 EST (#)
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Phinch, How ironic that you would choose a sword, considering you probably have a pocket knife in comparison, right small fry?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
swords. I pick swords.
Submitted by USAwesome (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel that I should further explicate my point, as I feel very strongly that Canada is the worst country in the world, not necessarily because of its geography, but because of the people who live in it. They are butchers of communication, and if they had it their way, they would set the world back 3000 years. Canadiens are dumb. It's little known that many Canadiens speak neither French nor English, but some garbled alternate language that very few people understand. It's almost like there are hundreds of thousands of indigeonous tribes of morons wondering aimlessly through their pointless lives in Canada.
Of course I don't claim to know how all Canadiens act, just how most of them behave.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:35:42 EST (#)
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Strange how The Rest of The World beats on the USA, and they in turn beat on their nearest English-speaking neigbours - howabout picking on the Mexicans? They have the world's most corrupt police (outside of LA anyway) and have shit television.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:35:38 EST (#)
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Hey USAwesome, can you tell me about any other horrible experiences you had with those horrible animals in Canada?
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:34:22 EST (#)
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Phinch, we are jealous because some girl who claims to be a cam whore typed to you? You are such a fucking loser, and by the way the Phinch has the smallest penis of any bird in the world. I guess we know why you got that nickname. Because your dick is so small you piss on your balls.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:34:03 EST (#)
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No no, boys, its not that easy. If you want to see it so badly, you have to find it yourselves. Its not that hard.
I challenge you to a duel, Phinch, for the hand of the lovely Lady Kristen.
Pistols or swords, your choice.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Valacosa, every one of those quotes is true! Canadians are almost not real people, they are more like monkeys.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:29:57 EST (#)
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USAwesome is right, Canadian girls are frigid bitches.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:28:29 EST (#)
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Yeah, screw arguing, I want to see the cam whore post too.
Submitted by USAwesome (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I used to be a college professor at major universities in both southern Canada and the northern United States. I must agree with Mr. "FuckCanada" and this posting. Canada sucks. Every time I wanted a hot coed to try to earn extra credit in Canada, she would just complain to the dean.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:24:04 EST (#)
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How do I see her cam whore post?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:23:41 EST (#)
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you are all jellous because Kristen has hit on me.
she can not resist me because I am the most hated crazy mexican.
pero, mis abuelas son de china, y mis padres son de estados unidos.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:23:34 EST (#)
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Quotes from FuckCanada:
...The problemm with the Canadian strip clubs is they is probably all hairy women ...
...But I heard the Canadian girls teeth fall out and ...
...I don't drink those sissy froo-froo smoothie drinks and I don't even know your sissy cooking ingrediants like shards. What the hell is shard, it's probably made in a French-Canadian restaurant...
"Probably" and "I heard" show up a fair amount in this thread. How many times has FuckCanada actually BEEN to Canada? Personal friends of mine have seen the strippers in Quebec, and they report that said strippers are most excellent.
FuckCanada Says: "You Canadians also don't believe in Jesus so you don't have any holidays to take off!"
Actually, The Roman Catholic Church is the largest in Canada, and they last time I checked, they are quite big on Jesus. There's an entire Catholic school board!
FuckCanada Says: "Canada is the only place that is still ruled by a Queen and even worse, it's a french queen!"
I'm going to assume that this is a joke. I'm going to assume that you know that the Queen is British. (Interesting Fact: British Royal family is actually of German Descent.)
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hah! Satire can be fun, but this is a bit too on the nose to be taken seriously. If you had left out the part about Pammie then the post would have worked better. Not even the most anti-American would believe this tripe to be true.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:22:19 EST (#)
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She is the cutest girl any of us have laid eyes upon. Check out her very first cam-whore post.
See how everyone gets along when we talk about Kristen? I haven't told you to kill yourself since we changed the topic.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kristen is so awesome.. you can bullshit with her for 8 hours and not realize what time it really is. She is mine... BACK OFF... ALL OF YOU!!
Except the chicks... that's HOT!
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Kristen hot and is she Canadian? Because if she's hot she can't be canadian.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, this has officially become an "I love Kristen" post.
Please stick to the new topic, engaging in discussions of how awesome Kristen is.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:12:54 EST (#)
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sorry, that should have been sucked so much dick her head almost caved in. Fat pig QueenAshlee, you know the rest.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:10:51 EST (#)
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Valacosa I believe in free trade only when we're not giving jobs to dirty Canadians. Free trade should never affeck hardworking American loggers and it has. We can thank Bill Clinton for selling out the logging industry while he was getting a blowjob. You know who I'm talking about, that sloppy fat bitch that so much dick her head almost caved in . . . that's right I'm talking about QueenAshlee. Another pig of a canadian.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:09:33 EST (#)
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what can i say Kristen, you've got mad game.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
American logging crybaby, huh? That's the thing about the States: They're all for free trade, except when it doesn't work in their favour. Yeah, that's right, I spell favour with a "u", just like I spell "colour" and "neighbourhood". Deal with it.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:03:17 EST (#)
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Kristen, I appreciate all of your comments and I was wonderin if you would ever date a lumberjack.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:02:25 EST (#)
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Laff, at least I know that you people live in your own filth. Filthy igloo liver is what you are, stop trying to deny it!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-17 18:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, Ashlee is baby-smooth, aren't ya baby?
Phinch,
Damnit, it does sound like I'm hittin on you. Hahahahahaha. I'm so good I don't even know when I'm macking.
Method,
You flatter me. :)
Submitted by laff (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just goes to show how much you know about Canada Fuckcanada. You are a moron. If you think everybody here lives in igloos then you are truly an idiot. You'd have to go further north like ALASKA where they all live in igloos.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
QueenAshlee, fuck you you hairy Canadian slut. Canada is the only place that is still ruled by a Queen and even worse, it's a french queen.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Random Joe, thanks for the support, but my opinions are real and my feelings are real. +2 for me and -2 for Canada.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, congratulations! You are the 1000th person today that has managed to piss me off! What do you win, you ask? A dildoe up the ass and a kick to the throat! Come on down!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-17 17:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stop responding to this people... it is an obvious joke. All of you that actually engaged in this are fucking morons. +2 because these idiots actually believe this.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tito, fuck you, that's exackly why I lost my job. You Canadians will work for nothing and they pay you in Canadian money that is like 10% of American money. You Canadians also don't believe in Jesus so you don't have any holidays to take off!
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA you lost your job to canadians!!!!!!!!!!! Pull your head out of your ass. The real reason you lost your job is because it's probably cheaper to log in canada. Your bosses just gave you this blame canada/tree hugging liberal shit so your ignorant inbred hick ass wouldn't sodomize them into submission. Open your eyes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry buddy, I live in N.Y., always have, and could give 2 shits about what you think about Canada. I am criticizing the level of education you have received, and your literary prowess. Now go away.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, What do you mean on the heated list. This is getting you in a tizzy and all heated caus you're a bitch. Why don't you stick your head in the snow you Canadian fruitcake. Kristen is going to marry me if she marrys anyone cause she defends me. Thanks cutiepie.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope, it was worse the second time around.
Please stick your head in a wood chipper.
I am not responding to this garbage anymore, its already on the heated list.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:43:17 EST (#)
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"Don't even say that, Phinch. I think you have some major wood to knock on. "
are you hitting on me?
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:41:46 EST (#)
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I think if everyone goes back and reads this then they will see that I makes a couple of good points and it's ok to laugh at stuff to. The liberal media won't say it but I did. Really go back and read it again and I bet you'll laugh.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, Phinch, its like yer askin for it. Dont make me call immigration on you and send you back to Tijuana.
Oh, by the way, marry me Kristen.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:38:43 EST (#)
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Kristen, you keep giving me -2 even when you're defending me? Why is that? I bet you is cute.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SPM=Shit Post Monday
Don't even say that, Phinch. I think you have some major wood to knock on.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:35:09 EST (#)
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Phinch, what does SPM mean? I know what an SBD is.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:34:15 EST (#)
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Mr. Boo I know how to spell good, but sometimes I don't hit the right keys. Fuck you, I know you must be perfeck
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SPM
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:31:46 EST (#)
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Why can't I express myself the way I want. I might use some bad language or make a joke or two, but my feelings are real. I really hate Canada.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LIES! This cant be real, no way, no how. You write at a third grade level.
Brandine (In the picup truck) : "Cletus, whats going on back there?"
Cletus : "Never you mind, Brandine, you just keep on birthin that baby!"
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I think this idiots last post proved that's it a bullshit post. All other replies were horrible spelling and grammar and the last was very well done.....I think you gave yourself away.
If not - FUCK YOU RETARD
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, I am serious about the way I feel. I don't live in the south, I live in the Washington State if you must know. It's just like you fucking liberals to assume that real men that work with their hands and do a hard, honest days work wouldn't have access to a computer. We don't pee in outhouses and we have electricity you snob. I'm not a rich man and I don't have a computer at my house, but there is a computer at the library and at my cousin's house.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are too slow to beat the most hated mexican of uber method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit Phinch, you crazy mexican, you beat me to it.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:23:59 EST (#)
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I'm not telling you where I live, but my name is not Cletus.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way, this is bullshit. Someone's playing a joke on us. The quality of this post suggests that this person does not live in an area that would have access to the internet. Maybe the swamps of Mississippi, or the bayou. Either way, I call shenanigans.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:23:37 EST (#)
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i call shinanigans.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Aye mooved here from Canadaa and they tink I'm slow, ehhhhh?
No.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:22:32 EST (#)
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Herpes, I'm not a science-fiction dork so I don't memorize everything from Star Trek, but I do know one thing, Jesus shot lightning way before the emperor did. Jesus did it thousands of years ago before movies were invented and he is my Lord and Savior. Don't ever talk bad about Jesus or lightning will strike you!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
::dum dum dum:: Its Cletus, the slack jawed yokel!
Cletus: "Hot damn! No more sitting in the dirt at the drive-in."
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a shard is a bit of broken glass.
do you live in a town of less than a hundred people?
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:18:07 EST (#)
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Method, my speach is for social purposes and by the way I don't drink those sissy froo-froo smoothie drinks and I don't even know your sissy cooking ingrediants like shards. What the hell is shard, it's probably made in a French-Canadian restaurant.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That was the emperor... not Jesus. Star Wars was science fiction, not a documentary.. and the events didn't happen in real time.
Hurry up and die!
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UltraJesus, if you think I'm right then why do you give me a -2? It says don't bother, I think you meant to write +2 which says kicker of all ass. Jesus was the kicker of all ass, he didn't take shit from no one. If anyone messed with Jesus he would shoot lightning out of his fingertips and take care of business.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is this post all aboot?
This post does not have any protection under the First Amendment because it is "utterly without any social redeeming value"
Go make yourself a nice glass shard smoothie and kill yourself.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:12:59 EST (#)
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Mr. Boo I may not look like a hollywood movie star but I am an honest hardworking man who is not afraid to speak his mind and for that I should be respected.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:11:05 EST (#)
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I am 28 years old and I don't apologize for my views. I'm the only one who can be honest about those disgusting Canadians and people don't want you to be honest they want you to be politically correct, well the hell with that.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart's Dog Gets an F
Submitted by UltraJesus4000 (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
right
Submitted by acleydien <elise99.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-17 17:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How can one person honestly be so stupid. It seriously blows my mind.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a complete fucking moron. I sit here and try to picture what you look like, and I keep coming up a vision of the hillbillies from Deliverance. You claim to be a proud 'Lumberjack'....obviously you've stood too close to a falling tree more than once.
As for kissing your 'proud American lumberjack' ass - no thanks, I don't think I could get past the jism oozing out of it.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how old are you?
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:02:25 EST (#)
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I have a couple of rusty chainsaws because I'm an out of work logger because of dirty Canadian job stealers like you and pussy-ass liberal tree huggers and that goddamned spotted owl.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:00:55 EST (#)
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Herpes, if you were a real American man you would understand how I feel. I am NOT a waste of skin and your skin is probably all bubbled up because you have herpes.
Submitted by PuffInqAllDay (user info) at 2003-11-17 17:00:05 EST (#)
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Lower mainland BC kicks ass. The valley rules.
Learn to spell fuck, then you might be able to call me a stupid canadian. Until then, I wish fornication with a rusty chainsaw upon your ignorant ass.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:59:19 EST (#)
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Kristen, I don't know what a fucktard is but it doesn't sound good. I thought you were on my side, you replied with what I thought was laffter and was the first to respond.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a fucking moron. Read what you have written.. if you can decipher it... and look into a mirror. Now say "I am NOT a waste of skin" 3 times.
Can't do it.. can you?
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr. Boo you are a dirty Canadian and I hope your balls frees off in the cold ass winter you have up there. America is and always has been a superior logging country because off the sweat of hardworking American lumberjacks. If you think it's an insult to be thought of as a lumberjack you can kiss my proud American lumberjack ass.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You must be thinking of Toronto
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, that's MISTER Herpes to you, fucktard.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:53:44 EST (#)
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Herpes, we agree on one thing, strippers is good. But I heard the Canadian girls teeth fall out and they have to get wooden dentures that look really fake.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One of our great beer makers' commercial said it best:
Hey. I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.
And I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, NOT American. and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing. DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS! THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS JOE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
Thank you.
So if you don't like Canada, FUCK YOU - We don't like you either.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Grizzly Hunter you sound like a real man. I'm glad you agree with me, even though we got different reasons, we both hate Canada and that's what's important. Why is everyone giving me a -2 though?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this reminds me of trish's friend, michelle.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Canadian strippers are 10 times hotter than the ones in this part of the states. There aren't as many strip joints in canada... so the club owners/managers can be more picky about who they let dance.
I've yet to see a furry beast stripper in Canada, seen many of them here in the states though.
Why the hell am I arguing about it? You've obviously been to Canada more than me. And you've undoubtedly been to more strip clubs than me. I'm just left to wonder when they dropped the legal age to 9.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As much as I'd like to say "yeah, you're right, Canada sucks" along with you, you named totally stupid reasons for saying that. Socialist government, anyone? The Gun control legislation?
This joke made me laugh though....
"What does a canadian girl and a hockey goalie have in common? They both change their pads after three periods eh?"
Too bad I was shaking my head at the rest.
Canada sucks. The only nice place to live is the Lower Mainland of B.C.
I hate Northern Ontario...SO much.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you Lisa, I'm happy to have you on my side.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:40:46 EST (#)
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Come on fuckers, this is great.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:39:44 EST (#)
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I maybe don't put all the words together like a poet, but my anger is real and my opinions are real. I am not familiar with computers or writing because I'm a real man, I'm a logger. This does not mean my opinions shouldn't count.
Submitted by SoHipItHurts (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't understand why someone makes a post this stupid. Do they get kicks out of sounding retarded? Or are they just trying to stir up a conflict? Either way it's pointless. Canada rules bitch.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:37:43 EST (#)
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I'm no joke you bitch-ass Canadian. I believe in my Flag and my right to free speech and I have a chance to tell the whole world how I feel about Canada. A lot of people in my industry (logging) feel the same way about them and I want to be a voice for them. Because you don't hear our side of the story on the liberal news.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be bullshit. There is no one who is this fucking moronic.
Yep, I'm definitely going with a BS call on this one.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The problemm with the Canadian strip clubs is they is probably all hairy women that don't shave their junk, because in Canada fur trappin is big business.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:32:40 EST (#)
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You is the one who is a redneck. If redneck means proud American that don't take no shit from nobody, then maybe I am. But rednecks don't have computers.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Canada is good. Strip clubs serve alcohol WHILE the women go fully nude, the women there don't act like snotty bitches when you ask for their number, and at the casino.. the craps tables have 10x odds, and the house doesn't play nearly as aggresive as the Detroit area casinos in the game of pai gow poker.
My money lasts longer.. while the alcohol is more potent. 9 Coronas in Canada gets me more drunk than 12 here in the states.
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa, why don't you comment?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
which are most boss thing you can wear
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Most Boss?!?!?
REDNECK ALARM ACTIVATED!
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is -2 the bad rating? Why don't you guys give me the good one? Are you pussy liberals?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by FuckCanada (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to mention that Canada sucks because it's always cold there and they can't wear cut-off blue jean shorts (which are most boss thing you can wear). Go back to your igloo, dirty Canadians!!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You nailed us perfectly eh.
Kudos to you eh.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA