Women: SHUT THE FUCK UP (35204 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.08 on 497 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <joe.momma.at.jm.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-18 19:38:30 EST
This message is for all the guys out there that wish women would just SHUT THE FUCK UP. Mouthy women are the scourge of the planet, they all run their big fat traps night and day. SHUT THE FUCK UP! We don't care how your day was. We don't care what so and so was wearing at work. We don't care what you heard about the girl from accounting (unless you heard she wants to have a threesome with us).
When you get home assume I've had a hard day and that I want a hot dinner ready for me to eat. I don't care if you had to work all day too, it's your fucking job to cook me dinner because you were born with the tits, MAKE MY DINNER! And don't talk to me about eating health food or counting calories, make me something with meat or be ready for a slap in the mouth. I don't give a shit about the recipe from Oprah's magazine with Tofu in it, so SHUT THE FUCK UP! After dinner don't sit down and watch TV with me do the fucking dishes (and guys what do you do if your dishwasher breaks down . . . slap her). After all, why do women have smaller feet? So they can stand closer to the sink.
But I digress, after you're done doing the dishes you are now permitted to talk, but the conversation must be one of the following things: 1) Honey can I get you a beer 2) Honey I'm going to do the laundry now 3) Honey remember the girl from accounting I told you about, she'll be here in five minutes. If what you are about to say is something other than the three things I've outlined here guess what . . . SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guys, it's time to start reclaiming your manhood. Women have become way to opinionated after watching fat trouble makers like Barbara Streisand, Hillary Clinton and Susan Sarandon spew their manhating bullshit. All three of those cows should SHUT THE FUCK UP. Did you know that women even have the right to vote now?!? Where will it end? The problem is these fat, dyke-ass militant feminists are turning women against men and confusing them. By the way, how do you give a militant feminist an orgasim? Who gives a shit!
Men, it's time to say enough is enough. Scratch your balls in public. Farting, spitting and blowing snot rockets is not just for sporting events any more. We need to reclaim our weekends, we are not going shopping for curtains or end tables or girlie fucking decorations for the house on the weekends any more, that's when we are watching sports, playing sports, or talking with our buddies about sports at a sports bar, looking at college coeds in sports bras. The weekends are for sports, period and if you have a complaint I think you know what to do by now - SHUT THE FUCK UP!
We are no longer hiding our porn movies because every fucking guy has a collection of porn and there is no reason to lock it away anymore. From now on Anal Whores from Mars and Attack of the Butt Sluts is going to be right next to the Shawshank Redemption and Bull Durham. Also, every guy looks at computer porn and then has to become Bill Fucking Gates to figure out how to delete every link, picture, cookie, video file, temporary folder . . . AHHHH it's too much! If you don't like it - Knock, knock. Who's there? SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Guys let me hear your voices, speak out and women . . . SHUT THE FUCK UP!
User Reviews
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-02 13:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My name is Iambetteratit and I approve this message.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-02 13:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best. post. evar.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-02 07:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-28 22:34:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
This really is rather funny.
Whoops, forgot to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Oi.
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2008-09-11 15:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Intelligent and well thought out.
Preach it brother....
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 17:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's appropriate that you read this because it is sage advice.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-28 17:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This really is rather funny.
Whoops, forgot to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
~MP4 (FO')
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 17:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a great question Orph, I've often wondered why it never made it to Bored At Work. It's a conspiracy.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-16 08:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't understand why this isn't number 1 on most viewed.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-13 09:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HIGHLY under-rated.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-13 08:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spectacular!!!11111
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-13 08:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 06:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Joe Momma: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-03 06:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-03 05:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think a woman should be both opinionated and strong... and still fucking cook for her husband, get him a beer and give fantastic blow jobs. A woman's strength comes not from being really really good at one thing, being a bitch for example, but from being good in all areas.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't mind cooking my man steak and bringing him beers. He's just that wonderful. Only thing is, he happens to be a better cook than I.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-09-11 03:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-11 02:53:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is (one of) the most mediocre post(s) in the history of ubersite
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-11 03:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is there are way to track that? this must be it. im not going to mess it up.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-11 02:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the most mediocre post in the history of ubersite
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I get it. You're a homosexual.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe this has a 0 rating.
Incidentally, it made me laugh.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
loki, why would you review this again? You already reviewed it several times in 2004. Are you looking for revenge you cunty shrew? HA HA HA HA
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh I get it, you're 12.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nellypaal is a fucking faggot, but this is a work of art.
Submitted by icantsurf (user info) at 2006-03-06 03:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ya keep runnin' yo mouth I'm a gonna stick my dick in it
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-03-06 03:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boring. learn how to cook... ur gonna need to know how.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-03-06 02:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Also, every guy looks at computer porn and then has to become Bill Fucking Gates to figure out how to delete every link, picture, cookie, video file, temporary folder ."
+2 for that fucking line. oh...my...GOD can i relate to that shit.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-02 11:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Comment
Submitted by gloop (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and again
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for "orgasim"
Other that that, it's a work of art!
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:44:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Joe Average: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
And stop spamming my posts with links to your bullshit. You suck. If it can't stand on it's own, it can't stand at all.
If it's good, people will read it, but as it is, you'll develop a rep as a shit eating spammer whose posts suck.
Have a nice night.
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meh
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
quit linkwhoring your shitty post, asshole.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant!
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like hate posts...
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how did the woman cross the road?
who cares, and what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the funniest shit i've ever read
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That was for that post, this rating is for this post. Can you grasp that seemingly easy concept?
The preggers post was funny, and yet untrue.
This post is just pathetic, just like you.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
one of the first posts I read on here. classic
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu, n00b
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:45:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious! Although I believe that preggers women are truly beautiful. Even if they're fat.
You are a fucking hypocrite and you just gave a +2 to a story about how Pregnant women are pigs.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19325
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The truth hurts.
Well, it doesn't hurt ME but it definitely hurts a bunch of you shitforbrains.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a really pathetic and ugly waste of sperm and space.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha. 'Snot rockets'. That's a new one to me.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why do you keep +2ing your own posts, you fucking asswipe?
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAR HAR MYSOGINY HURR
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The old lemonparty trick. I respect your game.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU jackoff
By the way if you want to laugh check this out: www.lemonparty.org
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lick my asshole
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot how great this was!
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-05 15:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
classic uber.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god, these were the days. I miss them.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking hilarious
Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Overt sexism +2
"I don't care if you had to work all day too, it's your fucking job to cook me dinner because you were born with the tits"
Fucking Gold
I know this may be an old post, but hey, its new to me!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is what you should do:
Get a very large rusty pole. Fly to Africa and stab someone that has "teh AIDS" with said pole. Roughly insert rusty, AIDS smeared pole in your ass and push with the ferocity of a dog in heat. Repeat as necessary.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But...I agree.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
see what I did there?
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And no one cares what you wrote about today!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is friggin' brilliant.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:32:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Another Fat Tony knock-off? Come on, we've got enough alters on this site.
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Dude, this was posted in 2003. It's more likely that Fat tony is this guy's knockoff.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a fun read
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Another Fat Tony knock-off? Come on, we've got enough alters on this site.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok it's funny. i admit it! but it still pisses off my feminist side.... because there are actually people like this out there.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's funny because it's so over-the-top.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what a lot of hits!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
may not agree but still funny
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The title alone is worth +2.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
have another fucktard.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yay obviously ghey menz struggling with their sexuality!!!!1
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
Hilarious
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was the first post I ever read on Uber.
Who pulled this one out of the bag?
-Dave
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be on B@W. Holy fuck, I've never laughed so much at a post on Uber.
Submitted by ezphilosophy (user info) at 2004-11-21 03:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by BD <bbd121.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-09 02:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is gold
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LINK WHORE
Submitted by aliasjxc (user info) at 2004-07-16 09:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. You must be very lonely. Get off your ass and help with the housework, you lazy fucktard, and get rid of your archaic view of homelife. But then, you probably don't have the intelligence required to do laundry. It requires sorting and reading instructions.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-16 09:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if I can get this back on most heated.
Submitted by THEBOB <thebob.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-21 20:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOU...
Attention fat bitches....CONTROL THE HOLE
noone cares, please kill yourselves, yes you the one who is sitting across the computer lab, lips flappin', DIEDIEDIE
Submitted by Jared Dake <Jivin2001.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-18 23:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you see my man, the truth is, women like to be treated this way. Believe it! All along that was thier fate, just some fuck-face femini's stepped in and changed some rules. But still, most gilrs like it, no, loev it!. Just why do you think the assholes always get them anyways?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-01 09:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bah.
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Guys let me hear your voices"
_______________________________
Gladly - you're a bigger fuckwit than I had previously considered possible. Grats.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
may a pox come upon your house
Submitted by tree at 2004-03-16 12:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
women can never just put a perfectly logical point forward they have to use
nobrainer verbal assults or nit picking all the time this show there level of I.Q
does'nt it. women never can and never will be able to take a serious ( or humor filled )
look at themselves I honestly dont beleive there primative brain can handle it
untill women can do this they will always lag behind
Submitted by Apollo at 2004-03-05 18:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to rip you off but somebody caught me. I hate the fact that I try to steal other people's work, but I'm a fucking lame ass.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-01 00:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-18 01:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS at 2004-01-28 02:35:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
why dont you SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CHAUVINISTIC PIG!!! how fucking dare you say that women are only good for washing you disgusting messes while you sit there scratching you fucking balls! women are far more competent and intelligent than men! women have every fucking right to say what they want, to do what the hell they want, and beat a guy if he gets in her way! why the hell not? men do it to us might as well pay them back! you're an inconsiderate bastard! do you talk to you mother that way! hopefully you're like 50 so you and your egotistical-chauvinistic-views will die with you leaving women to rule!!! i just want you to remember one thing...YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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Feel better, now? Good.
Now shut up and finish the laundry.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-28 16:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RATE MY NAKED PIC !!!!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/24263
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-28 12:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You live alone, don't you?
Submitted by Session_Kill (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to agree, that women at times try to pull more weight than they can. My example, the military, they fought for women civil rights to be equal as men, yet when they go to boot camp they have half the standard goals men have to meet to graduate. Seems real equal to me. Agian, it's like that with jobs. They get the same job, but need half the requirments. Sometimes I do wish they'd just shut the fuck up.
Submitted by NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS at 2004-01-28 02:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why dont you SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CHAUVINISTIC PIG!!! how fucking dare you say that women are only good for washing you disgusting messes while you sit there scratching you fucking balls! women are far more competent and intelligent than men! women have every fucking right to say what they want, to do what the hell they want, and beat a guy if he gets in her way! why the hell not? men do it to us might as well pay them back! you're an inconsiderate bastard! do you talk to you mother that way! hopefully you're like 50 so you and your egotistical-chauvinistic-views will die with you leaving women to rule!!! i just want you to remember one thing...YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-27 23:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SpikeGoddess, just for the record this was only my second post ever and I did it back in November (I don't know why it's back on the most heated list again). I actually did write a true story about a college experience I had. It doesn't have any bad language or sexist comments and it has been very well received. Check this out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22202
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-27 14:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not Joe, thank you. Not that there is anything wrong with him, I'm sure he's a fine fuck..
Loki is stupid for trying to impress people by showing them that she never leaves the fucking house. So what if you have more shit on this site than me, I juggle school and a job plus other shit. You can come on here and tell me you have a better number than me in whatever and that doesn't mean a fucking thing to me or any other intelligent person.
Submitted by defender0417 (user info) at 2004-01-27 12:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass people like joe have to make up for ass sucks like loki.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-27 12:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Joe Average rocks my world.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-27 11:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
spam #2
It's like deja vous all over again.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1074912335818319257#359341
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-27 11:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
spam #1
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-27 10:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
THis is the post that never ends...it just goes on and on my friends...
and i know by replying I'm adding to its tenure in the annals of Uber history.
lots of hits and its not even on B@W. wow...an accomplishment!
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-27 03:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Joe,
Can I make a request? (Well, obviously I *can*...question is if you'll care or not.)
Post something that isn't just designed to piss people off so that you can battle with them? Pretty please? I'd like to know what you're like when you're not trying to incite a riot.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-01-27 00:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
IS THERE A PICTURE OF LOKI ANYWHERE ON THIS SITE?
I want to see the face behind all this aggression and hate.
Submitted by Fisher (user info) at 2004-01-26 21:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
funny stuff...
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-26 20:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Conspiracy? Hee Hee Hee, I'll never tell.
Submitted by loki at 2004-01-26 20:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not real, I'm actually joe, arguing on this site using many different names.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-26 19:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
defender0417, I think we both know that it would be impossible. By the way, why don't you sign-in, if you don't sign in your ratings won't count and we all know how important it is for our self esteem to have good ratings. Oh, and apparently loki has some kind of conspiracy theory that I'm all the people that have written on this post (even though I haven't written anything since last Friday). Thanks for signing on and showing her that you're real. Loki is certifiable.
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-26 19:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She must love those numbers considering that loki also said "I was not an English major, it was math." Damn funny shit I tell ya.
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-26 19:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What loki claims she has done over the past year : "what I've accomplished this past year, oh please. Nothing special, I just managed millions of dollars of assets for employee benefit plans, prepared financial statements for said plans, worked with the auditors on the SEC & DOL audits, and budgeted several millions of dollars for administration expenses for the department and benefit expenses for the retail chain stores. On a personal level, not much there either. I just got my rank certified by the Japan Karate Association, climbed El Capitan, and explored the Bristlecone Pines in the White Mountains and who knows what all else." Now tell me Joe, how could she be posting that often while still having time to do all of this?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-26 17:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Loki:
User id: 749 (Who fucking cares, she acts like this means a goddamn thing and she's been here forever but she hasn't even been a member of this site for a year yet. Wow, I thought with all of her talk about the good old days she must have been here for a couple of years, nope, barely 10 months.)
Registered on or around: 2003-03-27 15:54:49
# Messages posted: 305 (That's an average of one post a day 7 days a week)
# Reviews written: 9615 (That's an average of 32 posts per day 7 days a week)
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 7995 (That's an average of 26 reviews per story)
# Hits: 107303 (That's an average of 351 hits per post) Unfortunately, most hits are her own.
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About JoeAverage (including first post about Canada):
User id: 3703 (Who fucking cares, only Loki gives a shit about this number)
Registered on or around: 2003-11-18 12:56:14 (Has been a member of the site for 65 days)
# Messages posted: 10 (Posts are very rare)
# Reviews written: 660 (That's an average of 10 reviews per day 7 days a week)
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1462 (That's an average of 146 reviews per story)
# Hits: 25145 (That's an average of 2,514 hits per post)
What do these numbers tell us?
1). Loki is obsessed with this site and has a shitty story for every day that she's been a member here. There is absolutely no fucking way you can have something interesting to write about every single day.
2). Loki is not very popular on this site, which is clearly shown by the paltry average number of hits she gets per story (only 351 people). The only reason she has so many total hits is because she is a posting whore that posts every single day.
3). Loki has an unhealthy obsession with this site: 9,615 reviews in 305 days! When do you have time to do anything else? You clearly have an internet addiction.
4). JoeAverage is vastly more read than loki: for every person that reads a loki story there are seven people who read a JoeAverage story (and JoeAverage has never benefitted from the gigantic hit boost of the BoredatWork website because his brilliance has never been displayed there).
5). Loki has just been completely fucking owned by the numbers and she loves accounting so I hope she enjoys this. Maybe now you will SHUT THE FUCK UP loki because everyone can see right through your bullshit. OWNED, FUCKING OWNED!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-26 17:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
defender0417, you asked where loki was and I can tell you she ran away with her tail between her legs because she knows she had her ass handed to her again. Just like she does every time she verbally spars with me. I thought instead of calling her names I would fight her the same way she likes to fight everyone else (by posting their ratings and posts and especially their user number). It's funny how she's so proud of her info until you break it down and actually look at what her numbers mean, because they are a fucking joke. Loki's only defense against me is to say she is ignoring me or that she's not going to read any more of my comments (she has said that in several of her posts and even wrote a thinly veiled post about ignoring me) but I know she always does. Her post was called "ostracism is a powerful social tool" and it sucked just like everything else she writes. Here is a great example of her caught in a lie:
Loki: All these hits of yours that you are so proud of are YOU as are most of the replies. You seem to be talking to yourself here - most likely also the only person who will have sex with you. Can't you find some attention somewhere else because here again, I'm not reading the shit you write so shoo away.
JoeAverage: She says she's not reading the shit that I write but she references my reply when I call her out on her number of hits. See what a hypocrite and liar she is? Also, she is so stupid that she must think all of you that are replying to this post since I've been gone (Elisha, K420, Batsu, Kristen <kristenb.at.hotmail.com>, BlackJesus, ChipSlice, shhhush <ilove pie.at.aol.com>, defender0417, Aphrodite, SakuraOSX, cchero, The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge, MickGinny, bob, MystiKasT, Tafoya, Electro, tech-junkie, techjunkieisright, LilsexyLover776, Mr._Positive, brad <Genocide98.at.hotmail.com>, Random Joe, and loki) must just be me. What a dumb bitch. If any of you are out there please reply back and tell loki you are the real deal and that she should SHUT THE FUCK UP. Ha, ha, I'm going to post a revised count on her hits and posts (I wonder if she is still up to her one post a day rate).
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-26 16:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY guys HOW is it GOING?
Submitted by SakuraOSX (user info) at 2004-01-26 16:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Defender, did you even finish school? In Russia, MANY MEN were named Alexis! I USUALLY associate it with males because of that. Historically there are at least a dozen males named Alexis who are famous in one way or another. I actually LOVE that name personally, and on at least one baby name site it says that Alexis means "defender", not "defender of man/the world" like all the other versions of Alex, Alexander, etc.
So maybe next time you should be smart enough to LOOK THINGS UP!! Like I did. You are SO rude. How dare you. Hurrumph! Men are SUCH jerks. Well...except the few who are actually NICE and appreciate females! UNLIKE YOU!!
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's fun messing with loki even with all her STDs.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll ruin your shit, you little bitch!
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck cares? She's out whoring on 44th street, man.
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-26 14:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just want to know, where the fuck is loki, she stop posting her when she had her shit ruined?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-26 11:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what's amazing? After sitting on top of the most heated list for a week back in November my post somehow gets to the #1 spot again and has been holding down the #1 spot for another 3 or 4 days. Amazingly, it has gotten almost 10,500 hits and was never posted on boredatwork.com. This site is so funny, I know I haven't written anything in quite some time but it looks like you're dying to hear more from me if you're digging up my old posts and making them #1 again. Thank you to all of my fans.
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-26 08:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shak, by saying my name was alexis you called me a girl (therefore insulting me) then I said why why don't women just rule the world weithout men in the way (if they are numericly superior and smarter it shouldn't be too hard)?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-26 00:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, having sex with bitches rules.
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-26 00:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll grant you that, tech.
And Sakura, you just had to say something, eh?
"BlackJesus, the only time you may call me honey is....well....never. I believe those who call women they don't know affectionate names are sexist horny men who don't get enough loving from the whores they must pay to suck them."
I KNOW you, and I was just saying that to annoy you. I NEVER want to call you honey..ever. So I'm sure we'll both be happy there.
And as for that women ruling through men bullshit: That evil bitch Eve tried that and fucked up the world. If your theory was true, which it is not, then the world would be such a worse fucking place than it now is. We just let you women have your fantasies for the sex. ;)
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-25 18:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
tech-junkie, good post there man but women work too and have that stress also. But yes, men have to take more shit from women than women have to take from men. And a woman's main problem is that she looks for problems and finds them everywhere.
____________________________________________________
Yes, that is true as well... women do work, but I would say that (generously speaking) 85% of the blue-collar workforce is dominated by men. Therefore, they put up with a whole lot more shit than women do. I would rather be some executive's assistant (THAT'S SECRETARY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T HAVE TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT) than some assembly line drone.
So, do women work? Yes, but definitely not as hard.
Submitted by brad <Genocide98.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-25 23:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maddox Ripoff.
I wish my girlfriend talked about shit like that, anyway. At least theres something to talk about, as if your senseless rambling meant anything more than hers. You're just another dipshit trying to snag their craptastic five minutes of attention by ripping on people a-la-maddox. I hope you go blind or impotent, maybe both.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would give away my first born to watch this author work.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why can't there be more works by this brilliant author?
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I smell Pulitzer.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If wisdom and intelligence had a child it would be JoeAverage.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This work is like God himself has taken fingers to keyboard.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shakespeare has never dreamed up anything this clever.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is the nobel prize for this work?
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A masterpiece.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have enjoyed the post and the witty replies equally.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A post of this brilliance only comes along once in a lifetime.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This has inspired excellent discussion and banter.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For all the people to short sighted to give this the +2 it deserves.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is an exceptional post.
Submitted by SakuraOSX (user info) at 2004-01-25 22:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please forgive woman-kind for the previous poster. It is ill-spoken females like her that make us look stupid....We are much better at grammar, insults, and spelling, I promise you.
Submitted by LilsexyLover776 (user info) at 2004-01-25 22:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You ficking bitch if u really think wemon are gonna shut the fuck up think again and if i new u and u slaped me i wouldda killed u by now so if u ever think of writing bull shitlike that agin i will hunt u down and personlly kick u fucking ass. i bet ur some geek who needs a good ass wooping anyway.
Submitted by SakuraOSX (user info) at 2004-01-25 22:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and by the way, I didn't even attack you. Why did you go after me just because I made a comment that your name might be Alexis? Sheesh, you said your name was Greek for "defender" so I took a guess. What a jerk.
Submitted by SakuraOSX (user info) at 2004-01-25 22:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dumbass, I said women rule the world THROUGH men. Obviously you're too stupid to have finished school if you couldn't finish reading my post...oh wait...or maybe you just don't care, right? Then don't fucking post a response if you can't finish reading so you don't make yourself look like a moron. But maybe that's just how you are. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you, I'm forgiving.
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-25 22:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So why isn't a woman president if you own the world, muchless are in the majority, bitch?
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-25 22:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, my name is not Alexander (the male variant of alexis), that would be defender of the world. What does SakuraOSX mean? Actually, don't even bother, it's too cool/original for me to ask that question. Or I just might not care.
Submitted by SakuraOSX (user info) at 2004-01-25 22:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*does research*
Possibly defender's real name is Alexis.
Batsu, I would like to stay out of your fantasies about me anally raping anyone. Thankyou.
BlackJesus, the only time you may call me honey is....well....never. I believe those who call women they don't know affectionate names are sexist horny men who don't get enough loving from the whores they must pay to suck them.
Men who can't handle women are weak. We have you males whipped. Some get paid to entice horny bastards. How often does a woman have to pay for sex? That's what I thought. We rule the world through men. How does it feel to be used? That's what I thought.
OWNED, Bitch.
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-25 18:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tech-junkie, good post there man but women work too and have that stress also. But yes, men have to take more shit from women than women have to take from men. And a woman's main problem is that she looks for problems and finds them everywhere.
Submitted by techjunkieisright at 2004-01-25 12:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Techjunkie is absolutely right. It must be nice to be a woman where the only stress in your life is making sure you get the stain out of your husbands shirt. Women bitch and complain all the time about how hard they have it when it's the men who do all the hard work and then go to the grave earlier while the women are left with all the money to go whoring around after the man's dead. The guy that wrote this is brilliant and I'm going to read everything he's ever written and then make it my gospel. I'm also going to read all of Techjunkies stuff too. This post rules and I can't wait to read everything else! I encourage all men and women to read as much as you can from these two brilliant men.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-01-25 11:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for successfully conveying a message that most guys are always thinking.
Unfortunately, 51% of the U.S. population is women, so your message is unsuccessfully conveyed to over half of the U.S. population in your figurative bitch-slap to women.
Seriously, women do need to realize that there is reason why men are not expected to live longer than women. Men are subjected to so much more stress in the workplace, the stress of providing for a family, the stress of coming home to a nagging wife of 25 years of marriage. Asking that the woman of the house provide a meal and clean clothes for the family is nothing to ask considering the man has to come home from hard day's work.
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-25 10:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Defender is my real name in greek.
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-25 02:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Is that when you put Loki in a bag?"
Actually, yes. ;)
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-01-25 01:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
shaddup. ;)
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-24 23:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You don't. You see the man that IS the excuse ;)"
Is it really an excuse or a reason? It might be a little hard for you to see me from where you're at with your binoculars.
"Whorebag."
Is that when you put Loki in a bag?
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-24 23:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"How do you see an excuse?"
You don't. You see the man that IS the excuse ;)
Whorebag.
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-24 23:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Batsu, you're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen"
How do you see an excuse?
"you little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Do us a favor and STFU. ;)"
The French still exist? STFU??? Never I tell you!!! -Iraqi Information Minister.
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-24 23:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Batsu, you're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Do us a favor and STFU. ;)
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-24 23:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who thinks BlackJesus should be anal raped by Loki, SakuraOSX, and Mr. Positive? THIS GUY!!!
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-24 22:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sakura honey, you are nothing more than the energy expended to calculate your worth. Do everyone misfortunate enough to know you a favor: become a suicide bomber, you under-medicated utterly clueless quarterwit. ;)
Submitted by SakuraOSX (user info) at 2004-01-24 22:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate men. They suck. *walks out of the thread cause it's male dominated* You all suck. I hate you all! *feels better* ^_^
Submitted by Tafoya (user info) at 2004-01-24 21:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am one of those people who disagree with the fact that women have
to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. They can wear shoes.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I find the best way to deal with women is to pretend you are one. but the biggest problem with that is that it brings up some funny feelings, i found that pee pee poo poo poooooooooooooooo yum internet favorites tools help stop refresh home search favorites media history forward back reverse i think that the only way to help myself is to worship satan and go
Submitted by MystiKasT (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:55:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on -my- side.
All women are evil. I'm smiling because you women have finally driven me insane. My next date is going to be with a nun.
JoeAverage is going to laugh his fucking ass off when he sees this back on the most heated list.
NewGirl: Write a story. Make a political essay, something. The longtime users of this site are here for food for thought, not pictures and disgusting shit.
Trial by fire.
_____________________________
AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA.
so true.
thats not a rifle pointed at newgirl's head, its a piece of chicken.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-24 14:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Verification Email Has Been Sent
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Once you have finished that, you will be able to post again and be happy.
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Sincerely,
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THIS IS FUCKING LAME BART! I DID NOT GET ANY EMAIL CONFIRMATION WITH ANY FUCKING CODE. EVEN IF I WOULD HAVE, IT IS FUCKING LAME! I HAVE TOO MANY NUMBERS IN MY LIFE! STOP IT! OR I'M COMING TO CHITOWN!
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I try to get a visual of the people who write shit like this - I think I found the visual in the pic attached to this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22975
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No comment to the idiot below who posts total bullshit
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yall both suck
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yea, you do um.....Defender..... MUHAAA HA HAA HAAAA HAAA HAAA Defender of what oh mighty man?
CCHERO is jibberish, standing for nothing. I'm not going to get in a name calling contest since that would be below me. I am making a statement however, not to cast any stones with a name like Defender.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23911
Submitted by defender0417 (user info) at 2004-01-24 10:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cchero, you are bitching about dorks with a name like that? Need I say more?
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-24 02:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The more and more you bitch about the "Statistics" of the site, the more I will -2 you. It's a fucking website, and you just got 150x lamer for getting in a stats comparison war with another user. What the fuck do you think this site is Magic the Gathering? My Shut the Fuck Up post beats your Post by .02343243 points. Try a new hobby, and quit being such a little bitch about things and go play wet the bread with your dad.
Submitted by defender0417 (user info) at 2004-01-23 23:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sick of their shit, I don't care how hot they are, if I don't like them they wont get the time of day from me. And I know that I don't give the best example of rhetorical skills, but damn thats fucking grade level hick shit.
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-23 21:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe there is a quote that fits in nicely here. 'No matter how beautiful a girl is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit'
Submitted by SakuraOSX (user info) at 2004-01-23 21:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't hate us cause we're beautiful ~_^
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-23 21:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whorish women that use their bodies for persuasion. I am not weak, I can resist.
Submitted by SakuraOSX (user info) at 2004-01-23 21:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Defender, so us women are supposed to be held responsible for men being susceptible to our wills? Puh,, weakling men. =P
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2004-01-23 20:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you get beat down by your woman on a daily basis? You sound like a little bitch who finally decided he's had enough.
Submitted by loki at 2004-01-23 20:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad grandma makes defender's snake disapear into me, its the only action I can get, other than the snake grandpa puts into my mouth.
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-23 20:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just wish they didn't make me watch. *shudder*
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-23 20:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't know why i said that. i just wish my momma wouldn't make me play the disappearing snake game with grandpa anymore.
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-23 20:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Take it from BlackJesus, Eve was an evil bitch. She cheated on Adam with the snake (phallic in shape) and then tainted innocent Adam. There's an equation for this shit too that you may have seen scattered all over the internet.
We know that women like two things, your time and your money,
therefore...
women = time x money
Now time equals money, so
women = money x money
Money is the root of all evil, so
money = square root of evil
By squaring both sides of the equation,
money squared = evil
Now go back to the equation
women = money x money
See where I'm headed?
women = money squared = evil
Women = Evil
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-23 19:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Men wouldn't be here if it wasn't for women? Hrmm, if I seem to remember it was Eve (the woman) who seduced the man into eating the apple in the garden of eden that lead to our getting kicked out of paradise and loosing our imortality. Ohh and in the might words of tucker max "you owe me a rib."
Submitted by shhhush <ilove pie.at.aol.com> at 2004-01-23 17:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love my get-in-the-kitchen jokes like any other pie loving, cock sucking whore, but this is totally unoriginal. -2 for boring me. +1 cause I love to hate on dumb women (reminds me of my mother). -1 cause these jokes got old when I was 15.
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ChipSlice, your momma is teh sux. And she sux at teh sux too. Worthless bitch.
Submitted by ChipSlice (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this is teh sux
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have but a simple question for the simple minds of the females present. Why the fuck are you on a computer and not in the kitchen baking me a pie!?
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I already got a girl if you're refering to me, and she isn't a bitch like you, my mom is though, HAHAHAHAHHA, but as of Joe I don't know.
Submitted by Kristen <kristenb.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-23 16:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you would die without women you P.O.S. It was a women who brought your sorry ass into this world!
It's men like you that die alone or gay because of your hate for women!!! lol
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, posting ppl's topic lists to try and teach them a lesson, Loki, is the lamest fucking attempt of trying to justify that, you've a lot to learn.
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki and Loren are a result of a failed pair of females trying to put a mark on other users' post. They never have anything good to say and are always in a pair. They are joined at the hip. I never call on anyone to defend me or get ideas. It wouldn't be worthy of calling Loki's reviews "ratings" because all they are really are insults. Loki is one of those people who if you confronted in person they would cower because she knows she's all talk. Loren and Loki are an example of why posts like this are written. Another thing, if you post just to target new users, etc, you're a fucking loser and you need to get a life. So what if you're an "OLD" user, what makes it any different that you registered earlier than me? NOTHING! You hold that over your head knowing that's the your only weapon to use againest new users. Fucking pathetic. And yes, I do make stupid posts, but I don't criticize new users nor spam their threads, fucking grow up.
Submitted by K420 (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by Elisha at 2004-01-23 15:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent! Bravo!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you had sworn off of spamming other people's posts with links to yours.
All these hits of yours that you are so proud of are YOU as are most of the replies. You seem to be talking to yourself here - most likely also the only person who will have sex with you.
Can't you find some attention somewhere else because here again, I'm not reading the shit you write so shoo away.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JoeA - you're really acting like a little twat. Stop. Please. It just doesn't matter, and while I did like that post, it doesn't mean I have to like all of them, OR for that matter, like the way you're carrying on and on about Loki.
*draws an imaginary line across the world*
Now you stay on your side Joe, and Loki, you stay on yours. AND BEHAVE KIDS!!!!
Oh, and Joe - for the record - I don't appreciate when people say they "KNOW" a fucking thing about what my opinion is going to be before I've even voiced it myself. You are way off base.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its obvious that Joe Average and NewGirl are the same person.
it worked though
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-23 11:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren, you know I'm right about loki (you just won't say agree with me because your "friends" with her) and you like my work!!! You get about 950 people per post and you've had 72 posts so that's pretty good, but Loki just isn't popular. Loki is all quantity and no quality. By the way, here is a review from Loren for my last story:
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-16 14:00:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you afraid of? Post part 2!!
You give me some hope that Uber hasn't completely gone to shit.
(That was a compliment, for those who think I'm incapable of handing one out).
If you want to read the story that prompted Loren to give out one of her rare compliments:
Sex With My Buddies Mom Part 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22202
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-23 11:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I have to wonder how Loki could do all the stuff she told me about over the past year, while still having time for all those great numbers that joe has. Anyone else think loki is full of shit? Perhaps we should all tell her to go find a new place to post.
Submitted by loki at 2004-01-23 11:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bitch, bitch, bitch, moan. You all suck, and I don't (only because no one will let me suck them off).
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-23 10:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just wanted to thank everyone in the +2 crew: gangsta_penguin, MmmVag, jibbah, Mr._Positive, Batsu, NewGirl, WeirdlySawbones, GodChicken, Azure, squattail, Ducky, defender0417 (even though it's loki pretending to be defender0417), lordofthepost, ForeverJaded.
Thanks (but not as much) to the worth reading gang: I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish, The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge, Phinch, Bellebrown, defender0417.
You are the people I write for and I'm glad you were entertained by this. On behalf of everyone who enjoyed this I would like to say a big Fuck You to the following people: loki (15 times), cchero, audjgirl and Loren1.
Wow, I see a pattern here since the last time I posted. Almost everyone gave this a positive rating except a couple of morons. Yet the rating has gone down (because of loki's dumb ass). Whoever still gives a shit about their rating is a jackass because they don't matter. What does matter is the fact that 8,111 people have read this post. To anyone who didn't like it: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-23 10:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The problem with typing is you can't here the NBC PSA "The More You Know" music in the background when I say that.
Bong Bing Bong Bing
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-23 10:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If you stick around long enough you'll find that I make a lot of sense."
WTF?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-23 10:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren, a perfect example of what I'm talking about is the #1 Post (I now hate Britain more than Canada) on the most heated right now, if you go look at it someone named DCWoody has -2d it 47 times. Forty fucking seven times! How can you put any stock in these ratings when people do stuff like that? It's simple, you just discount the ratings completely and look at how many people took the time to read what you had to say. If you stick around long enough you'll find that I make a lot of sense.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-23 10:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah. Thanks for clarifying that for me oh great and wise one.
I was being sarcastic, in case you didn't get that.
And now I'm forced to give you a -2.
AAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH insert *evil laugh* Bang! Bang! You're dead!!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-23 10:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren, Loki is just over 1 and I'm just over 0 but that doesn't have any relevance because when you camp in people's posts and give them fifteen -2s it distorts the true ratings or by the same token if you have all of your friends +2 you because they know you (regardless of the content of your work) the ratings are meaningless. If you write something interesting or compelling people will read it. If you don't than people won't. The ratings don't matter and are not a true representation of the work. Do you only go to see the movies the critics like? No, because critics never like the big, box office 300 million dollar movies (except LOTR) but people love them. The same is true with the ratings here, they are not important, only the number of people that like to view your work are important.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-23 09:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gee... I wonder why you didn't include the average rating information... hmmmm.
Guess it didn't serve your cause.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-23 09:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki:
User id: 749 (Who cares?)
Registered on or around: 2003-03-27 (Has been on this site for 302 days)
# Messages posted: 302 (That's an average of one post a day 7 days a week)
# Reviews written: 9533 (That's an average of 32 posts per day 7 days a week)
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 7903 (That's an average of 26 reviews per story)
# Hits: 105597 (That's an average of 349 hits per post)
JoeAverage (Stats Include first post Canada Sucks under different name):
User id: 3703 (Who cares?)
Registered on or around: 2003-11-18 (Has been a member of the site for 62 days)
# Messages posted: 10 (Posts are very rare)
# Reviews written: 591 (That's an average of 9 posts per day 7 days a week)
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1362 (That's an average of 136 reviews per story)
# Hits: 22164 (That's an average of 2,216 hits per post)
What do these numbers tell us?
1). Loki is obsessed with this site and has a shitty story for every day that she's been a member here. There is absolutely no fucking way you can have something interesting to write about every single day.
2). Loki is not very popular on this site, which is clearly shown by the paltry average number of hits she gets per story (only 349 people). The only reason she has so many total hits is because she is a posting whore that posts every single day.
3). Loki has an unhealthy obsession with this site: 9,533 reviews in 302 days! When do you have time to do anything else? You clearly have an internet addiction.
4). JoeAverage is vastly more read than loki: for every person that reads a loki story there are six people who read a JoeAverage story (and JoeAverage has never benefitted from the gigantic hit boost of the BoredatWork website because his brilliance has never been displayed there).
5). Loki has just been completely fucking owned by the numbers and she loves accounting so I hope she enjoys this.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-23 09:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yikes. My head hurts. Why is it that in reading this thread I am suddenly reminded of Romper-Room? That show was probably WAY before the time most of you can recall, OH - just for the record: New people - I'm O.L.D.
Here's my 2¢...
Newgirl -
Take a large dose of liquid valium, then do your research. Because if you had done it, you'd see that Loki doesn't "flame" anyone without a valid reason (unless of course, she's experiencing PMS, and we can all relate with that). And although I am one of the ones that refrains from calling her a "sex-goddess," I can understand why many do - she kicks some serious ass when it comes to knowing her shit and expressing it well, and people dig that. Me also thinks that by accusing Loki of being a "jealous troll" - that - "thou protest too much" - or is it, "thou doth protest too much." ? I forget, but I think you get the idea, at least, I hope you do.
On another note: Loki and I and Hidden and a ton of other "Uber-oldies" routinely become targets of new users. (See "chipolatte's" original posts dedicated to me, you can find them by doing a "Loren" or Loren1 search, then do another search for Loki and you'll get the picture.)
It's all good fun, but frustrating sometimes, because you all think you're the first ones to do it - like you're some sort of champion who's taking a stand against the "wicked dictatorship." Laughable as hell that you'd get your panties all-in-a-bunch over it.
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Where is it that Loki "screamed" for my "help" ? (Written below recently)
I don't get it. She can obviously stand her own ground, besides, when it comes to a battle of the minds between Loki and who-so-ever challenges her, the majority hear are clearly unarmed and almost always resort to name-calling to prove it. (Hence the use of the word "ugly.")
BTW, If I didn't make a whole lot of sense here, it's because I'm hallucinating this morning due to lack of sleep and one too many glasses of red wine last night. And it's all Insanetheminds' fault. Ah fuck it. What the hell do I care?
Deep and meaningful message of the day: It's always good to blame someone else for your mistakes.
I think I need psychiatric care.
Submitted by ForeverJaded (user info) at 2004-01-23 09:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I give the man a +2 why do you ask? It's simple si Found it funny as hell.
I didn't take it seriously, but it goes with me belief that men are being pussified.
Women want equal this, equal that. Well when theres a 50lb bag of mulch etc etc.
Your equal to men remember, pick that damn bag up your damn fucking self.
Just remember ladies "Would you suck my balls if I asked ya too?"
-J-
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-23 09:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki, hang on for a minute or two, I've got some interesting numbers to show you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-23 09:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
16
This steaming pile of shit is not worth the kerfuffle it caused.
I'd give you another -2, but I think I'm clever for using the word that came in my word of the day e-mail.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-23 09:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki, you've given my post fifteen -2s and you're arguing with a noob that you can't even hang with. Your game is very weak so why don't you take your boring ass posts and stick them somewhere else. The difference between you and I is that I don't give a shit about ratings but you do. You post peoples ratings and user numbers like it makes one bit of difference. Actually, I don't feel like wasting my time, God knows you have a million posts here, but if someone else wants to spam all of Loki's posts with -2s please go ahead. This will crush her fragile uber ego and then all she will have left is her precious user number. How lame.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-23 09:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey loki, why don't you get the fuck out of my post and stop -2ing it every time you post your boring ass shit. I just read the whole thing and that girl fucking owned you. I just wish I was here to add my 2 cents. Why the hell is a post I did over 2 months ago back on the most heated list any way. My God, I know I haven't written anything in quite a while but wow, you people are really dying to read more JoeAverage. Loki, you always complain about people like Squat or Koolmang camping in a post and -2ing it but you do the exact same thing. I made an effort to be nice to you the last time we talked and now I see that was a mistake. That girl and Batsu have you figured out, you are an angry bitter person.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2004-01-23 08:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how this got back to most-heated is beyond me...
Batsu, if I catch you picking on loki again, you'll live long enough to regret never losing your virginity to ginormous cocked black man. Didn't I already tell you to go the hell away?
Don't make me hurt you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-23 08:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever heard that the reason we study history is to keep from repeating the same mistakes over and over again? Oh probably not. I was calling on the superior powers of Loren because she is a specialist at dealing with teenagers who find this site by accident. You should hunt down some of the posts where this has happened, it's a beautiful thing to watch. I can do it certainly and obviously will when I need to, but as is generally the case in playing with kids, I tire of the game long before the child does.
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-23 05:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki, after all I said you once again try to throw a user's number in his/her face as an insult? You really do stick to old tricks. Then, if it wasn't bad enough, you scream for Loren for help bc you realized that what you said was nothing more than making you look bad. Quit thinking you're the queen of Uber. Give new users a chance without having to put your negative 2 cents in. Don't worry NewGirl, Loki is someone who 'tries' to piss people off but sticks to the same method everytime in doing so. Come one Loki, say something stupid again, you haven't even come close to feeling a flame on this thread.
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-23 05:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 20:16:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is how what you wrote looks to me:
W3L W3L WEL LOK WUT IV3 FOUND !!!! OMG !11!1 OMG WTF !!!!1 OMG A PICTUR3 OF LOKI DA SO CALED S3X GODES11!! OMG WTF WUT A SHOKER TAHT SHE IS ABSOLUTELY 10% UGLY1111! OMG LOL I NU IT1!!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL I NU TAHT IT CUD ONLY B DA ANG3R OF SOMAONE RILLY RILLY COYOTE UGLY TAHT CUD SP3W HATRED LIEK TAHT AGANEST SOMAONE TH3Y DONT 3VEN KNOW11!! OMG WTF LOL I NU U WUD B AN UGLY COW I JUST NU IT11!!1!11 WTF LOL FUNY HOW NO ONA (INCLUDNG U WUD POST A LINK 2 UR PICTURE!!1! ITS SO AASY 2 B ANGRY WHAN UR A PIG!11!! WTF W3L GU3S WUT OINKER IMA STAY AT THIS SIET IMA POST MAH PIC AND IMA WRIET WUT DA HEL I WANT 2 WRIET1!1!!1!! OMG UR UGLY VICIOUS J3ALOUS HAETFUL AS IS NOT GONG 2 S2P MA!!111 LOL U R A LOSER AND U R A PIG1!!! WTF U APAERNTLY LIEV ON THIS SIET AND HAEV NO LIEF SO I FEL SORY FOR U!!!11!!1
I WONDAR IF UR THIS BIG OF A BITCH IN PERSON!1111 LOL WUD U JUST GO UP 2 RANDOM PAOPLE ON TEH STRET AND START FIGHTS WIT TH3M??!?? LOL PROBABLY NOT B/C THEY WUD T3L UR UGLY AS 2 G3T LOST11!1!1 WTF LOL WEL TAHTS WUT IMA DO ALSO1!1!11! OMG WTF LOL GET LOST U UGLY TROL1!!1!11 WTF LOL GO BAK UNDER UR UBR BRIDGA AND TRY 2 R SOMA OTHAR NEWBEI B/C UR BULSHIT DOASNT WORK WIT ME!1!1! WTF LOL BY TEH WAY BY READNG AROUND I ALSO SE TAHT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAET U ITS STUNTS LIEK U PULAD 2NIGHT TAHT MAEK PEOPLA NOT LIEK U111111 Y DONT U TRY TR3ATNG PEOPL3 LIEK U WANT3D 2 B TR3AETD INSTAAD OF BNG A BITCH?!?!?? OMG WTF LOL USUALY P3OPLA TAHT R UGLY ON DA OUTSIED R PRATY ON DA OUTSIED BUT I THINK EVERYONE CAN SE TAHT U R UGLY 2 TEH COR3!!1!1 LOL DROP DEAD U BITCH AND DONT EVAR TOK 2 ME AGANE!1!11! WTF DONT READ MAH POSTS AND DONT RESPOND 2 MAH COM3NTS IF U DONT LIEK ME THAN STAY DA HEL AWAY FROM ME!!1!!! OR DO I NED AN UBR3STRANENG ORDER U SIK BITCH?????"
Loki does this shit all the time and then sits back and laughs at it like if she just said something so cool it will knock the socks off of the author. Learn some new tricks Loki whore, this is a very old 1337 wanna be insult that doesn't even come close to it's intention anymore. The first time you do it, yeah it might be funny, after using it as your primary insult of posts like you seem to do, it backfires, nice try though, keep on sucking....
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-01-23 00:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, really, I appreciate it
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-22 23:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
reference to post: No Sir, I didn't like it
But I did notice some good banter going back and forth from our beloved Loki and Newgirl...
As for Newgirl - please learn that you earn respect in the Uber Comm.. I got mad the first time I got burned on the site(And it was Loki), but when I re-read what I had wrote, I owned up and admitted to myself it was crap.
The whole I've got confidence and I'm attractive and I'm single makes you sound (even though you may not be) like a dumb blonde.
Loki has posted alot of good stuff, she's earned her keep probably by baptism by fire just like you will. You should never come to this site with your defenses all the way up, rather realize that this is a site that cuts the fluff and highschool cheerleading act and gives you raw emotion about what you write and how people feel about your work.
Loki made a good point -
There is OMG LMAO LOL YAY HOORAY on yahoo friends
Here you get truth, minus compassion, just truth
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-22 23:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry everyone - I don't know what I'm talking about. I go to special school because I still wet my bed and can't tie my own shoes. My mommy says that if I work really hard and do what the people in the white lab coats say that maybe one day when I grow up, I can get a job sorting glass at the recycling plant. I hope so because if I do, I will have my own money and I can buy candy whenever I want to.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-22 23:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My bf and I seriously bust a gut laughing at this...thank you.
Submitted by defender0417 at 2004-01-22 22:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well it is easy to see that Loki isn't an english major by reading what she wrote here, I don't think she even knows what hyperbole is. I think newgirl made some good points, Loki really does love to complain here. She has her friends who I have no problem with, but she always seems to need them to back her up. She says that she follows the american ideal, but then she trys to get everyone to leave this post that she doesn't like. I understand she has done some nice things as well (like offering cookies to our troops, and even just for the thought of that I do applaud her) but she doesn't strike me as a nice person from what I have seen. From my observation I would say that she is too argumentative, and when she runs out of stuff to argue about she turns to personal attacks (such as calling everyone a little kid, writing about how they should die etc...).
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-22 21:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read this, it was probably lame, but the title just cracks me up every time I see it. Just like NIGGERS Vs. BLACKS. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-01-22 21:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Newgirl - DID YOU READ THIS POST?
I seriously suggest that you re-read the above, and then Loki's comments - shes not bitching on you (or at least she wasnt until you got stoopid) she was trying to HELP.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 20:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is how what you wrote looks to me:
W3L W3L WEL LOK WUT IV3 FOUND !!!! OMG !11!1 OMG WTF !!!!1 OMG A PICTUR3 OF LOKI DA SO CALED S3X GODES11!! OMG WTF WUT A SHOKER TAHT SHE IS ABSOLUTELY 10% UGLY1111! OMG LOL I NU IT1!!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL I NU TAHT IT CUD ONLY B DA ANG3R OF SOMAONE RILLY RILLY COYOTE UGLY TAHT CUD SP3W HATRED LIEK TAHT AGANEST SOMAONE TH3Y DONT 3VEN KNOW11!! OMG WTF LOL I NU U WUD B AN UGLY COW I JUST NU IT11!!1!11 WTF LOL FUNY HOW NO ONA (INCLUDNG U WUD POST A LINK 2 UR PICTURE!!1! ITS SO AASY 2 B ANGRY WHAN UR A PIG!11!! WTF W3L GU3S WUT OINKER IMA STAY AT THIS SIET IMA POST MAH PIC AND IMA WRIET WUT DA HEL I WANT 2 WRIET1!1!!1!! OMG UR UGLY VICIOUS J3ALOUS HAETFUL AS IS NOT GONG 2 S2P MA!!111 LOL U R A LOSER AND U R A PIG1!!! WTF U APAERNTLY LIEV ON THIS SIET AND HAEV NO LIEF SO I FEL SORY FOR U!!!11!!1
I WONDAR IF UR THIS BIG OF A BITCH IN PERSON!1111 LOL WUD U JUST GO UP 2 RANDOM PAOPLE ON TEH STRET AND START FIGHTS WIT TH3M??!?? LOL PROBABLY NOT B/C THEY WUD T3L UR UGLY AS 2 G3T LOST11!1!1 WTF LOL WEL TAHTS WUT IMA DO ALSO1!1!11! OMG WTF LOL GET LOST U UGLY TROL1!!1!11 WTF LOL GO BAK UNDER UR UBR BRIDGA AND TRY 2 R SOMA OTHAR NEWBEI B/C UR BULSHIT DOASNT WORK WIT ME!1!1! WTF LOL BY TEH WAY BY READNG AROUND I ALSO SE TAHT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAET U ITS STUNTS LIEK U PULAD 2NIGHT TAHT MAEK PEOPLA NOT LIEK U111111 Y DONT U TRY TR3ATNG PEOPL3 LIEK U WANT3D 2 B TR3AETD INSTAAD OF BNG A BITCH?!?!?? OMG WTF LOL USUALY P3OPLA TAHT R UGLY ON DA OUTSIED R PRATY ON DA OUTSIED BUT I THINK EVERYONE CAN SE TAHT U R UGLY 2 TEH COR3!!1!1 LOL DROP DEAD U BITCH AND DONT EVAR TOK 2 ME AGANE!1!11! WTF DONT READ MAH POSTS AND DONT RESPOND 2 MAH COM3NTS IF U DONT LIEK ME THAN STAY DA HEL AWAY FROM ME!!1!!! OR DO I NED AN UBR3STRANENG ORDER U SIK BITCH?????
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 20:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, well, well, look what I've found . . . a picture of loki the so called "sex goddess." What a shocker that she is absolutely 100% ugly. I knew it! I knew that it could only be the anger of someone really, really coyote ugly that could spew hatred like that against someone they don't even know. I knew you would be an ugly cow, I just knew it. Funny how no one (including you) would post a link to your picture. It's so easy to be angry when you're a pig. Well guess what oinker, I'm going to stay at this site, I'm going to post my pic and I'm going to write whatever the hell I want to write. You're ugly, vicious, jealous, hateful ass is not going to stop me. You are a loser and you are a pig. You apparently live on this site and have no life so I feel sorry for you.
I wonder if you're this big of a bitch in person. Would you just go up to random people on the street and start fights with them? Probably not because they would tell your ugly ass to get lost. Well that's what I'm going to do also. Get lost you ugly troll. Go back under your uber bridge and try to scare some other newbie, because your bullshit doesn't work with me. By the way, by reading around I also see that a lot of people hate you, it's stunts like you pulled tonight that make people not like you. Why don't you try treating people like you wanted to be treated instead of being a bitch? Usually, people that are ugly on the outside are pretty on the outside, but I think everyone can see that you are ugly to the core. Drop dead you bitch and don't ever talk to me again. Don't read my posts and don't respond to my comments, if you don't like me than stay the hell away from me. Or do I need an uberrestraining order you sick bitch?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously little one, I'm trying to help you out here. You are not going to fit in. There are several reasons why just from this pile of crap that you've posted on here. You should leave now while you still have a moniker of self respect. Let me give you a hint, the next time you wade into a new situation, pause and look around, make sure that you understand what is going on before you start in with your LOOK AT ME crap. Out in the real world, nobody gives a shit what you look like. I certainly do not. You can only go so far on your looks. Eventually you'll have to open your mouth and say something. Have you ever noticed the little patronizing smiles people have on their faces when they look at you? That is the expression people get when they're thinking "oh bless her little heart, there is not a brain in that pretty little head".
Now just to give you something to do with your free time - go away and google the phrase "fools rush in" and then think about how it might apply to your grand entrance here.
Oh but by all means, I take it back. I don't really want you to leave. I'd love for you to stay - you and your infantile tirades amuse me.
Now if you will excuse me - UNC is playing - this is a sacred time and I must away.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
newgirl- there is a place on uber for idle chit chat. its here-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/16012
feel free to talk on that thread all you like.
go here to learn about it-->
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1057030797535621011
this tip has be designed by me specifically for you: keep your comments to yourself for a week or two before you start posting or even replying here.
also-
loki is a sexgoddess that fucking rules.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch I already heard from GodChicken that she's hot, but why is she so mean. It suprises me that everyone says she's hot because I would have bet $100.00 that she was an ugly jealous troll. They are usually the people that go crazy if you say you're attractive. Usually another hot girl could care less because they are not threatened and they are confident. I'm shocked that she's hot because her posts reveal to me that she is very ugly. Can you send me a link to her picture?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
loki is a sex goddess that fucking rules.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch thanks for the suggestion, I know it's not a chat site. I didn't when I first got here, but now I get how this site works. I didn't want to get in a fight but if you read what happened loki attacked me for no reason (other than she's an old user and I'm a new user . . . and she's a bitch). I'm not going to back down from some troll but I will post my stories on this site. And I'll post my pic if I want to also, because I see everyone else has posted theirs. I tried to look through loki's posts for her "sex goddess" pic but there are to many of them to bother.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WeirdlySawbones why do guys love a cat fight? Especially, one so unevenly matched as this one is. If you notice loki is not putting up much of a fight (probably doesn't have the brain for it).
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
newgirl- this is not a chat room. ubersite really isn't for you. you might want to just leave. Don't go away mad, just go to friendster.com or something.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki maybe you're a complete computer dork but I haven't spent 7 straight hours on this site, I signed up today and then I looked around for a while, but then I went out to eat with my friends and signed on again later. Are you familiar with the term "friends?" Probably not because you're nasty to everyone.
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cat Sratch Fever
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh for fuck's sake, what is your deal? - What is my deal? What is YOUR deal? You attacked me completely unprovoked and you act like a total bitch to me for no reason. How dare you act like you know me or understand me, I love to write and this looks like a fun site where you can write about anything you want, whether it's silly, or serious, or fiction, or something that's going on in your life . . . it seems like the possiblities are endless because there is no rigid structure here. I'm not a bimbo but you've shown yourself to be a real bitch. Who put you in charge to harass the new people? Nobody, you just take it upon yourself to be a complete troll. Why don't you try posting something worth reading instead of attacking someone you don't know and making all kinds of assumptions. I've read enough to know you don't write this is my first post or lol, wtf or any of that crap. However, it is clear that you can't spell or maybe you just don't have any vocabulary because once again you've screwed up the spelling in a sentence (and the funny part is, your spelling/vocab screw up is in a sentence where you're doubting my writing ability, ha ha ha ha).
I seriously doubt you could write something good if you tried so instead you resort to this I'm a hottie schick.
Schick is a razor moron, maybe you should try it and shave your manly, beastly, "sex goddess" legs with one. I think the word your looking for is schtick. Come talk to me after you get some education and a new vocabulary you dumb bitch.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh by all means, I'm sure that after 7 long hours on here you can tell me and everyone else exactly what to do. How is that post coming, the one where you put a picture of your hot little self on uber for all to see - because I'm sure we'll all respect the hell out of you when you do it. Oh and don't forget a/s/l.
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This has sprung - gayer upon all ass - to a new level.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey im a new user!!!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/23756 http://www.ubersite.com/m/23756
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23756
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23756
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23756
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23756
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Azure I thought this was funny too. Loki, you heard em' piss off!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh for fuck's sake, what is your deal? I'd help you out here if you actually were trying to write something but you're not. Let me break this down for you, you are nothing but a silly piece of fluff. I seriously doubt you could write something good if you tried so instead you resort to this I'm a hottie schick. Congratulations you're a bimbo. Lord knows we could all use more bimbos in the world because it makes average people look like geniuses. If you were poking around and reading people's stuff then you would realize why I am attacking you. You found this site at 1:30 TODAY. How do I know that, because I'm a fucking psychic. As a psychic I can also tell you that you are not going to fit in here, but by all means post a picture and give a big shout out to all of uber. Whatever you do, don't forget the "this is my first post" tagline. Also, throw in lots of AOL speak like ppl, and wtf, and lol - everyone here LOVES that.
Submitted by Azure (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"It's your job to make me dinner because you were born with tits"
That line alone was worth a +2...fucking hilarious
To the people who took this seriously...piss off. It was meant to be a joke.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WeirdlySawbones you're funny, have you posted a pic of yourself yet?
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again - All pictures go here.
ssgorgar.at.cogeco.ca
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GodChicken where can I find a pic of this "sex goddess" as you call her? I want to see for myself what this woman looks like. Also, if she has posted her pic why is it so bad for me to post mine? Is she afraid I'll be hotter than her? Also, you said you might like it if I posted my pic, how come the sudden change of heart?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just write, then. read more, so you have a better idea of what to expect.. then write.
But don't include a picture.
Now I'm being half-nice. arghh! the voices in my head say awful things!
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GodChicken I understand what you're saying I know women can be difficult some times, especially bitter evil bitches like loki that attack people for no reason. Don't lose faith in all of us because there are still good girls out there (who can be a little bad from time to time, but in a good way).
I love to write and I thought this would be a great outlet for me. I was just trying to poke around and read people's stuff and get a feel for this site. I noticed that people post a lot of pictures and one person asked me what I looked like so I thought I could post a pic and introduce myself to everyone. I don't understand why loki flipped out at me. She wanted me to stop posting and driving this post up the most heated list because in her opinion this is a piece of shit. Well, that shows me that on top of being a nasty bitch, she also has no sense of humor. I'm a good person I promise and I just wanted to pass some time and maybe write a little bit too. If I met some cool people online, that would be nice too.
I guess loki is lucky to be a hot "sex goddess" as you called her because she has a nasty, terrible personality and no sense of humor. If you were dating people like her I could understand why you're fed up with women.
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All pitures go here.
ssgorgar.at.cogeco.ca
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on -my- side.
All women are evil. I'm smiling because you women have finally driven me insane. My next date is going to be with a nun.
JoeAverage is going to laugh his fucking ass off when he sees this back on the most heated list.
NewGirl: Write a story. Make a political essay, something. The longtime users of this site are here for food for thought, not pictures and disgusting shit.
Trial by fire.
plus fuckin 2 because I'm still laughing at all of this.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awfully, quiet now bigmouth loki. Looks like you're all out of things to say. Maybe that's the way it should be and you should keep your big mouth shut you stupid, angry, bitter troll. Go to hell.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Godchicken, I'm used to guys (and girls) wanting me but I don't get a big head about it. And no I've never been on bangbus.com I'm not like that. I'm a college girl with a good tan (I live in Florida) and a tight body, I also have a pretty face and nice skin. If I can find a pic of me in my old emails I will post it. I am willing to bet I'm better looking than loki, even if she is a "sex goddess" as you put it. I hope, after you see my pic, that you will be on the side of people that have nice things to say and not the evil bitch side with loki.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GodChicken if you say loki is a sex goddess and she is hot fine, I don't know her. All I know is I figured she was probably very ugly because she clearly has a lot of anger and rage built up inside. If she is pretty it's only on the outside, because inside she is ugly and unhappy. Only an ugly person would get this angry at someone she doesn't know. Oh well, I guess there's a first time for everything.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I almost married this girl and she told me she was in it only for the sex, so then i told her that i dont have a penis, she then broke up with me, and now i know that girls that dont care just about sex will date a guy with no penis, so to find one i tell every woman i meet that i am memberless, and so far every woman that i have met, is just in it for the sex
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAH that was the line GodChicken - I thought I would never live it down.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yea and I DREAM that one day I'll be good enough to make that list. My god imagine the sheer joy it would give my life to be there, I'm getting all misty just thinking about it. I think I would probably just blow a chip in my brain, wow what if say hypothetically I ended up #6 - that would be oh so kuhl.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is just fucking funny as hell.
Appearances on here mean nothing, a good established stoyteller who looks like ET will still get mass respect.
NewGirl, if you want to post a picture, go right ahead. Some will be disgusted and call you names. Some will drool and compliment you because they'd love to cram you so full of dick you'd feel like a hotdog casing. I could be in either group.
Loki is a sex goddess who fucking rules.
wasn't that the line my friend?
talk all you want about firm ass and such. It makes everyone think you were a contestant on http://www.bangbus.com
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's none of your business how I found this site and why would Loren1 (a person I don't even know and someone who I haven't even read yet) be a huge bitch to me like you? That's great that she's the #14 most popular author on this site and I look forward to reading her posts. As for you, I notice that your not on there, I bet that's because you are a nasty bitch to everyone and you pick fights with people for no reason. Another reason you're probably not on the most popular list is your piss poor spelling:
glace over to the left side of the screen, notice most viewed author #14, that is Loren.
Learn how to spell moron, or don't type nasty messgages to people you don't even know.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here, try this. I think you'll enjoy it more than uber: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/adolescent_angst/
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh sorry 5225, I forgot I'm fat. You win, I lose - now leave happy and secure in the knowledge that you left me here with tears streaming down my fat little cheeks.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't you learn to read loki, I didn't say you had a 2 inch cock or that you're a dyke (I find homophobic terminology like that disgusting). I didn't do anything to you and you are a complete bitch to me. Why don't you get lost and go look at another site. You are a bitch and a real asshole. Jealous fatties like you can kiss my firm little ass.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am curious, how did you find this site and what did you think it was? As for who is Loren, glace over to the left side of the screen, notice most viewed author #14, that is Loren. When she discovers you, here again you will think that I am a Sunday School teacher bringing you muffins - really you will.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH yes yes you caught me. I'm a fat dyke bitch with a two inch cock. Clearly you have studied up on this phenomenon that is Über quite extensively. I yield to your genius - now leave.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My name is not Loren, if you were trying to figure it out.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is Loren and why are you screaming loki?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOREN WHERE ARE YOU
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WeirdlySawbones why is loki being such a nasty person towards me? Is she the resident troll or something? Does she love being nasty to new people? What a bitch.
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dont worry New Girl.
Loki probably has a two inch cock anyway.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do I have the feeling that you are probably fat, ugly and jealous? I've tried to be nice to you, but you are just an evil bitch. Why don't you post your picture and I'll post my picture and then we'll see who is the ugly fat bitch and who is the hottie? I don't understand why you have such animosity towards me when you don't even know me. If your picture is as ugly as the words you've typed here than I feel sorry for you.
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Choices are limited for doing any sort of upload or post - I know it sucks ass
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you actually use "Duhh"? Tell me, what do you think this site is about? If you think I'm being nasty to you right now - post a picture. It will make me look like a Sunday School teacher. People on here love love love it when some idiot who has never written a post jumps in here with some sort of hot or not picture. Extra bonus points if you announce that it's your first post. I'll make you a deal, I won't even -2 it if you do.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loki what did I ever do to you? I don't understand why you're being such a bitch to me, I don't even know you and I've never posted anything about you. What does 5225 mean?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh by all means, post a picture - please do. I'm sure everyone here will be very pleasant and nice to you when you do user 5225. Go on, it will be fun for me to watch.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loki you're being very nasty.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here is a hint for you fucking idiots: http://messenger.yahoo.com/
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loki what is your problem? How are we going to communicate if we don't reply to one another? Duhhh.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Batsu, good to talk with you. I'm not sure that I have a pic, I have to go through my old emails but you don't think people will get mad at me for posting a pic. I see a ton of pics from everyone on here and everyone likes to see what you look like, but why does everyone yell at you for posting a pic?
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've tried to post pics as well and - wouldn't let me post - sorry d-know
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure New girl, post your pic, that would be nice:)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop replying to this steaming pile of shit you idiots.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WeirdlySawbones, you didn't answer my question below about posting a pic.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 17:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I figured you were just joking.
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Half the time I'm bullshitting
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
icq?
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Btw.. eat her ass even if she fights you. - I hope this was a joke WeirdlySawbones.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, not to be conceited but people tell me I'm very attractive and I work out regularly to keep in tip top shape. I'm single now so I work even harder (back in the dating pool and all).
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ar you hot?
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Btw.. eat her ass even if she fights you.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WeirdlySawbones, you are the first person to actually be posting while I'm posting, how are you? I have a question for you, if I post a pic of myself for my first post will everyone go crazy? Thanks for your advice.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe I'll post my own thing so I don't have to talk to people in other peoples posts. Batsu, if you want I can post a picture of myself too. I think I may have one in my old email that a friend emailed me (she has a digital camera). I know people flip out if you post a pic of yourself though, so maybe I won't. I don't want to piss everyone off with my first post.
Submitted by WeirdlySawbones (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JOE
Anything you say is the gospel truth - Testify!
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen fetish, if you're talking about the same girl who's picture I've seen, I think I may have a Kristen fetish too (just kidding, sort of). No you cannot eat my ass, I don't even know you, but thanks for asking.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 16:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for the compliment Batsu.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-22 14:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
New Girl: Can I eat your ass?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-22 14:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You fucking n00bs dug up an old post and started replying on it again. Let it die and be buried where it belongs.
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-22 14:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't worry NewGirl, I think you are very cute and attractive and nice. I love you. Will you....I can't...I can't ask now...not here...please, give me time..jk lol But you are nice and probably cute and all that other stuff.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 14:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe it's been almost a half hour and no one has responded to me yet. This site really, really sucks.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 13:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems like everyone on this site has SHUT THE FUCK UP, because there is no discussion here and it's not fun, it's boring. I'm outta here.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 13:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite is very slow and I thought there would be better interaction here. I've read some good stories and some crappy ones (I think people's feedback is really funny). I just wish the feedback was faster.
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 13:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Freeman, what do you mean "back on the most heated list?"
Submitted by NewGirl (user info) at 2004-01-22 13:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a great post. Very funny.
Submitted by Freeman at 2004-01-22 13:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How did this shit get back on most heated?
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-22 12:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, and that was a female who said that, she just supported the title of the thread by opening her mouth XD
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-22 12:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See? He's worthy of his screen name, get off the guys back now will ya?
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-22 12:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have raised the ratings of many talented authors here like fingerbang, squattail and especially Batsu (Wil Knights). They rule.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-22 12:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My comments are uplifting and good.
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-22 11:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"152 obnoxious and pointless reviews since becoming a registered user less than 2 HOURS ago.
...here we go ...yet again."
lol, that's funny. Mr. Positive just has too much style for the public to handle.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-22 11:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mr._Positive
User id: 5207
Registered on or around: 2004-01-22 09:39:51
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 152
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
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152 obnoxious and pointless reviews since becoming a registered user less than 2 HOURS ago.
...here we go ...yet again.
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-22 11:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH yeah, LOKI is a perfect example of these type of cunts, except she's too fucking retarded to fold clothes XD
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-22 11:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*clothes
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-22 11:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah motherfucker, the only thing I want to see in the morning is the back of a womens head when she's sucking the cum outta my cock. Then when she drips some on my pants, she can wash my close and fold them like fucking bitches are born to do, stupid freeloading whore cunts.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-22 10:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, Great, Great!
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-22 10:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great work!
Submitted by jibbah (user info) at 2004-01-15 01:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love to slap women and fuck them till they bleed, i sgree with you in the fullest, and think you should publish this marval. the world is going to shit because of oprah and i think she should be burnt at the stake. women are for sex and reproduction only, there opinions shouldnt matter in society because they are inferior.
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-15 01:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love women, but guyz can be such bitches sometimes. But man I love women soooo much.
Submitted by gangsta_penguin (user info) at 2004-01-15 01:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, i hate when a bitch tries to tell you she doesnt like the taste of your boy butter. I mean, you go through all the trouble of giving her 90 seconds of exstasy and she wont even take a shot in the mouth? All those ungrateful bitches should die!!!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-12 13:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am absolutely amazed that this post has received 6,365 hits. This was never posted on the boredatwork site (those posts routinely get 5,000 - 25,000 hits) and it's less than 2 months old. I want to thank everyone for reading this and laughing (which was the intent). I'm sure you realized that this was a joke unless you are one of the stupid bitches who -2d it below. For all the people that gave it a -2 . . . SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-12 13:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Random Joe and Cozmos, go fuck yourselves, you are probably dumb bitches.
Perplexd, Falconer and plus2dude, thanks for the kind words and/or no comment and/or +1 and/or +2 that you've given me. You guys rule.
Submitted by plus2dude at 2004-01-08 19:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-01-05 14:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-02 17:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Cozmos <a.at.a.com> at 2003-12-21 07:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You r screwed up
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-18 01:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Unoriginal and boring. But mostly unoriginal and no I'm not gay or a chick
Check out maddox.xmission.com to see how it's supposed to be done
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-12-17 18:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you Yogimus, I think you're right.
Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-16 13:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure art.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-12-16 13:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I can't believe this got over 5,000 hits. Thank you everyone.
Submitted by sluggovsduffo (user info) at 2003-12-14 20:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because im a chauvinist.
Submitted by Jessica at 2003-12-10 18:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK so I'm a woman and I think this is one of the funniest things I've ever read. If you don't get the joke... the jokes on you!
Submitted by Killer <cliffhanger1007.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-12-10 17:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, thats soo F***ing messed up. Even a guy shouldn't be that damn cruel to a girl my god I should post 5000 of these all with voting of -2 just to lower this.
Submitted by Aprilrachelle <Aprilrachelle.at.zoomtown.com> at 2003-12-08 03:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am so glad my insomnia is infrequent.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-12-06 16:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sarah: I didnt even read it all cause it sucked that much looks like you heading for #1 on the most heated list dick head
JoeAverage: It was #1 and stupid bitches like you helped to take it there. Thanks you dumb whore.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-12-06 16:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Random Joe: hm this kind of reminds me of a post on pregnant women. Except this wasnt funny. I mean dont get me wrong chicks can be pretty fuckin stupid about 70 percent of the time but since you copied this from somebody with half a brain in their head this is certainly not funny
JoeAverage: You fucking moron, first of all this post is hysterical, second of all, I wrote the post on pregnant women.
Submitted by Sarah at 2003-11-30 23:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didnt even read it all cause it sucked that much looks like you heading for #1 on the most heated list dick head
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-29 11:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hm this kind of reminds me of a post on pregnant women. Except this wasnt funny. I mean dont get me wrong chicks can be pretty fuckin stupid about 70 percent of the time but since you copied this from somebody with half a brain in their head this is certainly not funny.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-28 15:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Herpes, you faggot motherfucker. Why don't you get a fucking life you fucking loser. You are obsessed with me and I see you respond to all of my posts and you know what's great about that? You don't fucking get it. You are my favorite kind of asshole and I want you to read everything I write. Guess what fuckwad, you're hooked.
Thanks for making me the most heated writer and thanks for being such a dipshit. I will continue to step on pathetic losers like you on my way to the top. Please keep reading and writing to me because you'll keep me #1. I couldn't do it without you.
The average Howard Stern fan listens to the show for 126 minutes, while the average Howard Stern hater listens for 220 minutes. Guess who's contributing more to his success?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-27 02:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10699168326303421
Submitted by Jawa (user info) at 2003-11-26 04:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
we've heard it all before
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-26 01:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know who Maddox is now and I like some of his stuff. This is not his work though, this is mine.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-25 19:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My Name (Not a real member): I bet you copied all that shit you just wrote, that shit wasn't original, and neither are you. You probably stay at home all day long, dont leave the house thinking of dumb shit to say that other dumb guys will think is COOL.
yousuck555 (0 Original Submissions): you obviously have an obsession with maddox, why don't you go shut the fuck up and come up with your own ideas
Cheesekabobs (0 Original Submissions): I had a feeling that was based off of maddox too
JoeAverage (All Man): First of all fuckwads, it is an original piece and the only things in the piece that are not original are the old sexist jokes. Secondly, you cock gobbling assholes, I didn't base this off of maddox (who the fuck is that?). This is only my second post here you dipshits and I don't know any of your "uber community." If this maddox writes funny, politically incorrect stuff like me than he fucking rules, but I want you to show me what I stole from anyone you fuck hounds. I have a feeling these three people are the same tired person trying to discredit an original literary masterpiece (0 Submissions for all three). It's kind of like that Sean Connery movie with that poor black kid who's a great basketball player (he attends a prestigious private school that gets him out of da' hood) and then writes a great story, but no one can believe the black basketball player can write. It contains the most cringe-worthy Sean Connery line of all time, "You're the man now dawg." Barf. Any way it's all original so fuck you.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-25 18:45:07 EST (#)
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I just realized if I'm going to reply to all of the positive feedback it's going to be to many posts, so I say thank you to all of the following:
Istaros (great comments), Death_Metal_Dude (you're right), MikeDitka (Mini Ditka vs. Da' Bulls . . . Mini Ditka 134, Bulls 14), mapleburner21 (get pregnant and cook), PropaGumby, nolimitz13 (funniest thing ever!), K.M (I feel congratulated), mox9 (golden reply).
I appreciate all of your encouragement. It gives me the strength to continue to be obnoxious and politically incorrect.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-25 18:34:15 EST (#)
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Rondo_Mondo: JoeAverage is a funny asshole. Holy crap, you've caused so much crap. Hats off to you, Joe.
Thank you Rondo_Mondo, I try.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-25 18:32:25 EST (#)
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Really_bored: I didnt like this kid at first, but this is hilarious. Good work!
JoeAverage: Thank you, I think you will see a lot of people turning around and jumping on the JoeAverage bandwagon. Because your in early, you'll get a good seat.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-25 18:29:55 EST (#)
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Denis_Leary, thanks for the +2. Favorite Denis Leary lines:
Somtimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat.
I run around in the summer time saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole
Submitted by White_Vampire (user info) at 2003-11-25 11:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny but not serious.
Funny ha-ha.
Submitted by Rachet <shade107.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-25 01:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great and funny as hell.
It's amazing to see how many people take this stuff seriously? And why does everyone keep trying to outwit this guy, when he clearly can take on everyone at once.
Great post, keep it up.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-24 22:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I decided to check back in and see if anyone paid attention to my posts and whaddya know, my first two posts were #1 and #2 on the most heated list (Canada Sucks I Hate Canada, Women: Shut The Fuck Up) and they both eventually got to bask in the glory of being number 1. My third post was #6 on the list (Puppies and Lollipops) and it was a prank that was only a couple of sentences. Wow, who knew these silly ramblings would be so widely read (almost 8,000 hits). I would like to thank everyone for taking the time to read what I had to say, or even just glancing over it and then calling me an asshat and giving me a -2 because I'm the debbil (Kathy Bates voice). Now I'm going to respond to everyone that wrote something since I've been gone . . . buckle up.
Submitted by mox9 (user info) at 2003-11-24 18:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 +2 +2 +2 +2
Haha good stuff man. Golden piece of work.
Submitted by Charlie <sweethart.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-24 17:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd just like to say that i've heard guys with small dicks have big mouths and he better save his breath so he can blow up his date later.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-11-24 09:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well whoever they are... Im betting that the advocates of this post saying "best post ever" dont have girlfriends...
*smirk* and lack the self confidence to even ask a girl out let alone tell one to shut up and go make them a sandwich.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-11-24 05:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Christ, here they came... The Maddox Acolytes. Disciples of the Church of Maddox. All praise be to Maddox, for he is the most Maddox of all things Maddox!
Submitted by Cheesekabobs (user info) at 2003-11-23 22:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I had a feeling that was based off of maddox too
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-23 22:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, seriously. Congratulations. Especially for the comments.
Submitted by yousuck555 (user info) at 2003-11-23 19:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you obviously have an obsession with maddox, why don't you go shut the fuck up and come up with your own ideas
Submitted by nolimitz13 (user info) at 2003-11-23 15:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funniest thing ever!
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-23 14:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-11-23 02:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IndianOcean, you would be sorely disappointed if you met me in real life.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-23 02:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by mapleburner21 (user info) at 2003-11-23 01:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Women were put on this earth to get pregnant
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-11-23 00:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Also, every guy looks at computer porn and then has to become Bill Fucking Gates to figure out how to delete every link, picture, cookie, video file, temporary folder . . . AHHHH it's too much!"
Just don't use Windows, and you won't have to worry about these "really hidden files", like the Internet Explorer history folder which can only be deleted by booting from DOS and knowing exactly where to look.
Submitted by MikeDitka (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ditka approves. Ditka would not do this to his women though, because ditka's women alwasy respect ditka, and ditka respects them. Ditka also rides them like the 92 season of Da Bears.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was boring and stupid, so I rated it a -2 a long time ago.
But after reading the reviews, listening to that whiny bitch Eris get destroyed by Joe, this gets a fucking +2.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish i could meet people such as Istaros and Joeaverage. Would you guys be interested in coming UBERFEST... it's one hell of a chance....
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-11-22 06:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY JESUS BUTT-FUCKING CHRIST!!!
What else can I say? I come into this post, read the boring and trite drivel it contains, intend to give it a "-2"... Then start reading the replies. I have a principle of ratings posts by their content -not by pictures, not by replies, not by how much I like a person. But the arguments in this are simply... divine. Fucking roller-coaster. I've said before that JoeAverage is fast becoming one of my favorite Übersite users -his position as such is now firmly entrenched. In the words of Rondo_Mondo, "Holy crap, you've caused so much crap."
"I jusst wannntt toooo saayy one lassst thing before I die . . . .
SHUT THE FUCK UP"
THAT is, very possibly, the most beautiful comment Übersite has ever witnessed.
"You've fucked with the wrong witch on the wrong night. To prevent myself from doing harm to you..."
Actually, SpikeGoddess, I'd like to see you try that stuff on me(if you really think it could work). I'm absolutely serious, I'd love to see the results. I'm your guinea pig. Tell me if you need to know anything.
"I was sexually harassed. I wasn't just called names. I was sexually harassed. I never made fun of you for your foster homes and I never made fun of you when you joked about suicide."
That's terrible. Although JoeAverage is funny, in my estimation, things like this are not to be mentioned without reserve, understanding, and compunction. Some things are simply not able to made into jokes. I have mentioned my admiration of JoeAverage, but on this issue specifically, I have only one thing to say: boo. fucking. hoo.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-21 23:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you didn't, you wouldn't get so worked up about the things I say to you. You're a fibber!
My words are famous? NEAT!
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-21 22:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
queen, did you by chance notice that I don't give a flying fuck about you? Now, (in your famous words) go wash the dishes bitch.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-21 21:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You were sexually harrassed? Eris, did you by any chance happen to notice that this is nothing more than an internet forum? Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by gibson082284 (user info) at 2003-11-21 21:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your mother obviously didn't hug you enough
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-21 19:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As my computer froze and shut itself down, I have not been able to reply to the comments made. Thankyou SpikeGoddess for supporting me. And joe... I was sexually harassed. I wasn't just called names. I was sexually harassed. I never made fun of you for your foster homes and I never made fun of you when you joked about suicide. I still see no reason why women should "shut the fuck up" and you still haven't proven that men are better than women. Sure, I am a feminist and proud of it. I see no reason as to why I shouldn't admit to my faults (i.e. low self esteem). However, just the fact that you, Joe, mocked me for it and made jokes out of it proves my point.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-11-21 19:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you attract women like flies. That's not necessarily a good thing though.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2003-11-21 16:35:04 EST (#)
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I can't believe this is still on Most Heated.
Way to go Joe Average.
Submitted by Kris (user info) at 2003-11-21 14:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sigh
Submitted by MY NAME <myname.at.mystupidjob.com> at 2003-11-21 13:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Don't NOBODY want to hear your STUPID ASS opinion of women. You obviously can't get one. You're OBVIOUSLY going to be alone for the rest of your life, living at home with your mother, the ONLY woman that's going to cook for you ever. I bet you copied all that shit you just wrote, that shit wasn't original, and neither are you. You probably stay at home all day long, dont leave the house thinking of dumb shit to say that other dumb guys will think is COOL. You are SORRRYYY..
Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2003-11-21 13:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JoeAverage is a funny asshole. Holy crap, you've caused so much crap. Hats off to you, Joe.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-21 13:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record, my parents are great (and my mom doesn't think I'm a coat or a purse, although she is fond of shopping). I don't have low self-esteem. I'm not taking methadone and I'm not an ex-heroine junky. And lastly, wake up and learn how to tell if someone has genuine anger or if it's a fucking joke. If you can't tell the difference, it's probably best to just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<breath>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How did you not see this coming a mile away? Oh my god, some people are retarded.
I didnt like this kid at first, but this is hilarious.
Good work!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his."
Most men in a nutshell.
-2.
JA - Actually, my rack is comparible to Elvira's.
Submitted by Romulousiii (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its a joke.... but its not original. I did laugh once though. Try again.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh I'll shut up alright........................
Just give me a nice big fat wedge of cash and you wont hear me speak for hours.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-21 10:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:30:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, it's a typo if you mispell a letter or two, but you used the entirely wrong word you retard. Instead of a typo maybe we should call it a wordo. You silly slut.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
beep
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is why I only date monkeys
Submitted by Denis_Leary (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JoeAverage,
I thought you were lying, but when people tell me things I tend to act as if they're true until I'm given reason to believe otherwise.
I was right about one thing though. You do have emotional problems.
You've fucked with the wrong witch on the wrong night.
To prevent myself from doing harm to you which I desperately want to do I will not read a damned thing you write on this site ever again. If you rate my posts, I will ignore you.
Be grateful that I have some self-control and a code of ethics, which is more than I can say for you. You are the worst kind of lying attention whore, and I should have called you out from the moment I read your lies.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man are these the dumbest broads in the world or what? I didn't bounce from foster home to foster home, who am I motherfucking Oliver Twist? You know what's funny though, this post from Eris18:
"you don't think your post had any effects? I have low self esteem as well. I've been sexually harrassed on many occasions by the same person and I've had to deal with people trying to commit suicide because of me."
1) HA HA, you have low self-esteem.
2) Just because someone at your office keeps referring to you as "that incompetant fat bitch" doesn't mean it's sexual harassment.
3) I've only dealt with you for a couple of minutes and I wanted to kill myself.
For the record, my parents are great (and my mom doesn't think I'm a coat or a purse, although she is fond of shopping). I don't have low self-esteem. I'm not taking methadone and I'm not an ex-heroine junky. And lastly, wake up and learn how to tell if someone has genuine anger or if it's a fucking joke. If you can't tell the difference, it's probably best to just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I jusst wannntt toooo saayy one lassst thing before I die . . . .
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just think the quote "I have been mocked, caught on very friggin typo, called everything in the book of insults" is hilarious! (particularly the context of the "very")
Anyways... Kris18 is right. JoeAverage, you should die. Make sure to not take any vomit-inducing drugs. Try to go to sleep. If possible, get some head trauma.
I just hope you're satisfied, Kris18.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, because you never replied I just took the whole bottle of pills. I wonder how long this is going to take. I'm going to leave my computer on to act as my suicide note.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
chill out guys...seriously. smoke some weed or something. don't take life so seriously. just chill out...
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JoeAverage,
I'm going to try to help you out b/c I don't think you're a hopeless case. Here is my response to what you gave as your reasoning for this post and for your general hateful attitude.
"The reason I say these thing is because I have low self esteem."
If you are this self-aware, then you can stop being abusive toward others. You know why you do these things, and that's a huge step. You can stop if you want to.
"When I was a kid I bounced around from foster home to foster home and never felt like I fit in anywhere. On two separate occasions I was returned to the foster home after only a couple of weeks with new families. Both times my new mom brought me back after having second thoughts."
I'm very sorry this happened to you. You can break the cycle of hurt though. You don't have to inflict pain on others just b/c pain was inflicted on you.
"I wasn't a purse, or a coat, I was a scared little boy that desperately wanted a family to love me (just like all the kids I saw on the TV in the foster home's rec room)."
I think you still are that same little boy. But you won't find love very easily, or acceptance, unless you give it to others too.
"So when a strong, articulate woman like you berates me in a public forum like this . . . it's like those mommies taking me back to the foster home all over again."
She's got her issues too, and if she's provoked, she's going to react. Don't want to be berated? Don't insult women.
"I have a lot of anger and hurt inside of me and occasionaly I just need to vent it."
Good. Vent it by venting about your specific, personal anger and hurt, not by attacking others who didn't do anything to you.
"If you notice it wasn't directed at anyone in particular . . . it's the only therapy I can afford."
It was directed at ALL women. EVERY WOMAN. And let me clue you in---this is not theraputic. It's just continuing a cycle of negativity and hatred. There are plenty of books out there written for kids like you. Look into them. If you have to write things like this, then keep them to yourself, or use a dislaimer.
"You've made me feel absolutely horrible again and ruined the only thing that helps me get through these long cold nights. I hope you're happy."
You can't blame this on her, and here's why---you must take responsibillity for your words and actions. Nobody took responsibillity to care for you, and look what it's done. If you don't take responsibillity for yourself and your words, you're no better than the women and men who didn't help you out of your childhood woes.
I don't care if you use Ubersite as your therapy, as long as you don't hurt anyone else in the process. Ok?
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, give me one reason I shouldn't do this. What the fuck do I have to live for?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just went to the kitchen and got a glass of water and I'm just staring at the glass of water next to the open bottle of Methadone pills. I guess I'm just emptying my heart out tonight because you probably know that Methadone is a drug used to ween people off of heroine. I just want all the pain to stop.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I reread it and I'm still not offended. It's a JOKE. As in, "funny, funny, ha-ha?"
I gave this a + score from the get-go. I like this Joe guy. Kinda funny.
Eris...
Suck it up. Quit whining.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, maybe we'd stop mocking you if you'd stop acting so cunty.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got the bottle of Methadone pills open and I'm staring at them.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If anything I should be the one who is doing something drastic in the last hour or so alone, I have been mocked, caught on very friggin typo, called everything in the book of insults, and am now the "cause" of joe's threats. I don't want to hear it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's selling out? It's a woman's perogative to change her mind. You're all about women's rights, aren't you? Yeah, that's right, bitten in the ass by your own preaching. Now go wash the dishes, bitch.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, here are the things you've said to me tonight that helped me make my decision:
"you are a son of a bitch and deserve to rot for all eternity in the fiery pits of hades"
"I don't need to learn other languages to know what you are and what you need to do..."
Yes, I know what I need to do now, you're right. I'm going to empty this bottle of Methadone down my worthless throat.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:53:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Joe: shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear it.
And we don't want to hear any of your inane babble. Hypocrisy much? How about a deal. Joe will shut up if you'll jump off the nearest bridge. Everybody wins.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:55:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
When I first came to this post, I said the author and anyone who gave it a positive rating could suck the cock I don't have. However, in effort to avoid being in agreement with Eris the feminazi skank, I retract that statement and hereby proclaim that this post shall be held in high enough regard by me to recieve a +2. Eris, it is now you who is directed to suck the cock I don't have. That is all.
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It doesn't surprise me that you would sell out because of having to agree with me. Just shows who you really are.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I first came to this post, I said the author and anyone who gave it a positive rating could suck the cock I don't have. However, in effort to avoid being in agreement with Eris the feminazi skank, I retract that statement and hereby proclaim that this post shall be held in high enough regard by me to recieve a +2. Eris, it is now you who is directed to suck the cock I don't have. That is all.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't mean to be rude joe, but I really don't want to hear about you saying your going to do something because you can't take a little criticizm, this would be like my cracking jokes about your being in foster homes.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Joe: shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear it.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kristen: What I meant was, this "essay" is not just pointed at me. It is pointed at all women. So read it again, if you have to. Because he is saying that every women should bend to a man no matter what because he says so.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, why do you keep harassing me. I've got a bottle of pills in front of me right now . . . and you may have just convinced me to take them and end all this pain.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:44:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Kristen: Did you not read that "original work"? How dense can you be?
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Apparently very. I have no clue what you're trying to say there.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you don't think your post had any effects? I have low self esteem as well. I've been sexually harrassed on many occasions by the same person and I've had to deal with people trying to commit suicide because of me. You think I want someone telling me I'm below someone? I never made ANY comment about how you are a bad person because of your low self esteem. One would think that I would hate all men because of the above mentioned experiences, but somehow I don't believe that all men are pure evil. Your post is calling ALL women lesser than you.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I'm gonna stay out of it juat because you old me to. Try again, twat.
Is it that you're afraid of me? I mean, I know I owned you in that last one, but that's no reason for me to not run you off again. Stop being so cunty.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The reason I say these thing is because I have low self esteem. When I was a kid I bounced around from foster home to foster home and never felt like I fit in anywhere. On two separate occasions I was returned to the foster home after only a couple of weeks with new families. Both times my new mom brought me back after having second thoughts.
I wasn't a purse, or a coat, I was a scared little boy that desperately wanted a family to love me (just like all the kids I saw on the TV in the foster home's rec room). So when a strong, articulate woman like you berates me in a public forum like this . . . it's like those mommies taking me back to the foster home all over again.
I have a lot of anger and hurt inside of me and occasionaly I just need to vent it. If you notice it wasn't directed at anyone in particular . . . it's the only therapy I can afford. You've made me feel absolutely horrible again and ruined the only thing that helps me get through these long cold nights. I hope you're happy.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kristen: Did you not read that "original work"? How dense can you be?
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stay out of this queen ashley, no matter where I go, there will be others, so just give it up.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eris,
Seriously. Do you think you're making a statement? A point? Because you're not.
No one thinks women in general are lower than men. We just think you're lower than men.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What? I thought I killed that one. GO AWAY.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Still, there is no reason. If we were judged on our typing skills, then every single one of us would be destroyed for all eternity. So, stop trying to get off subject.
Now, for the reason. What was it? you (notice NO capitalization... for a reason) have no platform here. No purpose except to keep yourself up and lower others. Probably because you were
A) raised that way
B) have low self-esteem
And if you were raised that way, well then CHANGE! I know my mom did and I did.
But in short, you have no reason backing you up here. So, why don't you shut the fuck up unless you have a good reason and can back it up with proof.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, I was just about to tell you the reason until I read your last post. I had the whole reason typed out and everything but I just deleted it because of this:
"In other words, there is now reason. If there was, I'm sure you would say it... no matter how "pea sized" any brain is. Like i said, your argument is gone. There is no reason, therfore your post is horseshit"
You lapsed into another typo fit, "there is NOW reason." Do you mean no reason pea brain?
"therfore" - come one this isn't a tough one to spell.
"Like i said" - how much effort is it to capitalize a letter. I know you don't think you're that important and probably not worth a capital letter . . . nevermind on this one, you're right afterall.
Damn, you were so close to all the answers and you ruined it with your horrible typing.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if you were smart you would have gone to fictionpress.com when the link didnt work and search for fallen_whisper_18
but...then again... you have a "pea sized" brain....
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, I went to go read your work but your link didn't work. Way to go!
fictionprss.com/fallen_whisper_18
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
In other words, there is now reason. If there was, I'm sure you would say it... no matter how "pea sized" any brain is. Like i said, your argument is gone. There is no reason, therfore your post is horseshit
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And have yet another +2 because I'm all dyslexic and reversed your name.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen, way to get the joke (and very funny comments). Bravo to you.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, I would love to explain to you why women should SHUT THE FUCK UP, but it won't do any good. Do you know why? Because you are a woman with a little pee-size brain and you won't understand.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here, AverageJoe, have a +2 for putting up with the likes of Eris.
Eris,
Ok, you proved your point. You can't take a joke and you need to go away now. Really, isn't there something for you to go clean? Goddamn your man for letting you off your leash.
Go. Away.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not going to post an original piece on a site full of shitheads... wanna read my work?
fictionprss.com/fallen_whisper_18
You did not give me a reason, you only gave me more things a girl "is supposed to do" So... I ask again, oh stupid one... WHY? You have not presented any proof yet... not ANY that men are above women or that we should serve you.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, you asked: "so tell me "oh great one" why should women shut the fuck up?"
The answer is simple, because a man told you too.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, you are a mouthy broad and I'm sure in person you are even more grating then on a computer screen, but I like you, you've got spunk (probably in your teeth). Because you have never posted an original piece, I decided to look for some of your responses to see if I could get a better sense of the type of person you are. I think I was probably right with my first assumption (that you are a window licking retard). Here is one of your replies:
"Are you saying that men don't feel emotions when having sex? That's a load of bullshit. Also, if you are allowing a woman to taste your "load", but you are not allowing yourself... Isn't that kind of like, saying that she is worthy of your "load" but you are above that? Isn't that kind of like saying that you are better than her? What a GREAT (sarcasm is so obvious, if it were a snake you'd be dead) way to have sex! "Hey baby, your a piece of shit, you know it... I'm better than you... now, have sex with me!"
First of all let me clear up a misconception you have about men and women . . . WE ARE NOT THE SAME. We don't feel emotions during sex (unless busting a nut in your face is an emotion). I've only cried one time during sex and that was because she sprayed pepper spray in my face Second, guys don't want to eat their own spoog, that's your job. It's disgusting and degrading to eat cum and that's why we make our bitches do it. And yes, we are saying that we are better than women so they should want to have sex with us.
You are a very naive girl, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i only counted two: using the wrong letter and not putting the right one in. You are losing your argument... it keeps getting worse... so let me ask you this:
Why should women "shut the fuck up"? you never stated why... and if you did in any below response... i didn't bother to read them... so tell me "oh great one" why should women shut the fuck up?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, you said:
"also, everyone is allowed a mistake right? bequeath.. beneath... i was 2 fucking letters off. so what?"
You really can't be this fucking stupid can you? I mean I've met some dimwitted broads before but you take the cake. You are not "2 fucking letters off", you are 3 fucking letters off because this was not a typo, you used a word that was incorrect. Probably because your another dumb woman without a vocabulary. See here:
1) there is no Q in beneath
2) there is no U in beneath
3) you did not include an N in bequeath
That's three mistakes if you insist on calling it a typo you window licking retard.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lets see
Bastardo- spanish
ferme la busche- french
go fuck a tree- english
redi inferi crudelis felis canis- Latin
These wouldn't help you because they all describe you? not sure what they mean? go look them up... I don't need to learn other languages to know what you are and what you need to do...
also, everyone is allowed a mistake right? bequeath.. beneath... i was 2 fucking letters off. so what?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, I have to make up words when I deal with you because their aren't enough words in the lexicon to describe what a fucking moron you are. Maybe I'll have to learn a few more languages to adequately describe what a jizz eating anal queen you are.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
at least i'm not making up my own words... you son of a bitch
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, it's a typo if you mispell a letter or two, but you used the entirely wrong word you retard. Instead of a typo maybe we should call it a wordo. You silly slut.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
its called a goddamn typo ass. Any normal person could figure that shit out. Seriously go fuck a tree and i certainly hope a cat grabs your balls and castrates you.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hinkle, I was going to yell at you but I couldn't stop laughing at your comment:
"Have a day. Incidentally, I hope it's a day where a cat grabs your balls and won't let go."
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eris18, way to be the dumbest bitch to respond to this post:
"I can't believe that you think women are bequeath you"
You illiterate whore I think you mean beneath you. Way to show what a moron you are.
Submitted by hinkle (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You said you wanted guys to speak out; you wanted to hear our voices... So here goes.
You are a complete and total bastard. I can't be bothered to read the reviews below this one; I would most likely become so incensed that I would have a stroke and die. And we wouldn't want that, would we? But I am sure that there are enough people below telling you precisely WHY you're a bastard, so I won't bother.
Have a day.
Incidentally, I hope it's a day where a cat grabs your balls and won't let go.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go fuck a tree. Your post is stupid and deserves an even less score than -2... however ubersite won't let us. I can't believe that you think women are bequeath you. you are a son of a bitch and deserve to rot for all eternity in the fiery pits of hades.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 20:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HeavyD, I appreciate it. Way to have a sense of humor and way to put those morons in their place!
Submitted by HeavyD (user info) at 2003-11-20 20:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey TheReasonWhy is probably a woman for posting that retarded statement about the kickass Ubersite...
"Ubersite Now < Ubersite Yesterday
This equation seems to hold indefinitely."
Inequalities are by definition not equations, moron. If you're going to insult something at least be accurate.
Oh yeah and good job to all the women who put negative posts up saying shit like "you've probably never had a woman you didn't have to pay for" or "you're obviously a virgin"...way to come(yet again) with the only defense any of you can ever think of. Sweet. Oh and by the way I'm not a virgin, I know that's what you were going to reply with, so don't bother.
Average Joe, +2.
Submitted by traxzilla (user info) at 2003-11-20 15:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The reviews alone were entertaining.
Submitted by girl_on_top (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant. You're spot on. Were you really of the opinion we wanted to talk to you in the first place, and not the bloke we've had round that afternoon while you were out making money for me to spend on shoes?????
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:47:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069184038155726413
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:44:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh My God - JoAverage and I agree on something! We are now best friends and holding hands and running through fields, flicking our hair, laughing loudly HA HA HA...
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 18:41:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
HairSphincter if it was written by a guy you'll probably want to bang him.
Shit - it's like peace in the middle east, except for not over a whore...
Good times...
Hey - I worked you out... after a while...
Submitted by ckyhimself (user info) at 2003-11-20 01:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
W3RD
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 23:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beer bong and Hidden101 I thank you. Good sense of humor.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-11-19 23:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All I read was the title.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-19 23:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe- you are alright with me. have a +2.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 23:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hairsphincter I've only had two names on this site, read this explanation originally posted on the Canada Sucks (I Hate Canada) post.
Valacosa, I'm the one that wrote this. It was my first time to this site and I read a post from a Canadian about how America sucks and we deserved the Oklahoma City bombings. Direct quote, "Mcveigh's, grievances were legitimate and his beliefs genuine." In case you didn't know Tim McVeigh was the mastermind/bomber in Oklahoma City.
The post was poorly written and it was clear that this Canadian was a moron. I thought it would be funny to pose as an even bigger moron and reel off every Canadian stereotype I could think of (and I invented a bunch of them also). It was fun for a while arguing back and forth (people should realize that you can't win an argument with a moron) and then I started to say things that were more and more outrageous. A few people called it a hoax but for the most part people bought it hook line and sinker.
I got tired of playing around (I also kept forgetting to mispell words and one person noticed one of my responses was eloquently worded) and I didn't know how to stop the post so I pretended to be an improv actor and say the whole thing was a joke. I figured that could be a plausible explanation and then everyone would laugh and it would be done, but I was wrong. When I came back to the site I tried to log in again but I couldn't remember my password (I just made up the name FuckCanada and hit a bunch of keys for the password so I could quickly right a rebuttal story to that crappy Canadian post).
If I wanted to log in I had to make up a new name so I typed JoeAverage and logged back in (sadly FuckCanada will be a one hit wonder because I can't figure out what the password was). When I found that my post had become the most heated post on the site I couldn't stop laughing. It was never my intent to be #1 (I didn't even know what the most heated was, I had only read one post on this site and then decided to write my first post in response) and I had even tried to stop the joke before it got out of hand (if you scroll down and read the posts by FuckCanada you can see that I'm telling the truth).
As JoeAverage I decided to fan the flames a little more and I created two more posts (Women SHUT THE FUCK UP and Puppies and Lollipops) and then they went to the top ten most heated. Although, I got in trouble with Women SHUT THE FUCK UP because I advertised it on other people's posts (OPP) and I learned that was bad etiquette (being a link whore). Then I created a prank post called Puppies and Lollipops (without doing any link whoring) just to see if it would be popular and almost as soon as I posted it, it went to the top ten (I think it's a funny prank too).
That's the real story, I may post again or I may not, I haven't decided yet. I won't post for a couple of days because I now see that the rules say one post a day. I've had a funny first experience with web posting and I do know one thing, a lot of people were entertained by this.
ALL LINKS IN THIS STORY ARE BELOW:
American's (Original Post That I Made the Counterpost too, if you scroll down the page a little you can see that as JoeAverage I even posted a link to this post as a counterpoint, because I had already forgotten the password to FuckCanada)
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1068692798804428564
Canada Sucks (I Hate Canada):
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984
Women SHUT THE FUCK UP:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106920231026572212
Puppies and Lollipops:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069211007196532274
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JoAverage - 3703
Fanofpoop - 3725 (no original submissions)
JeremySpokeInClass - 3726 (no original submissions)
Canada Dry - 3738 (no original submissions)
Hmmm...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, look, the cocksucker has bad things to say about the way I look! I'm..... fucking indifferent. Like I said. You can suck the cock I don't have. And you better swallow, cuntrag.
Submitted by ZZ at 2003-11-19 21:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
too many replies to read so i'll just say that this post is a vile piece of shit.
just kidding. real men shoot their women in the face
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069184038155726413
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:44:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh My God - JoAverage and I agree on something! We are now best friends and holding hands and running through fields, flicking our hair, laughing loudly HA HA HA...
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 18:41:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
HairSphincter if it was written by a guy you'll probably want to bang him.
Shit - it's like peace in the middle east, except for not over a whore...
Good times...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PerformingBelowAverageJoe - ever heard of perspiration? Night clubs in south Texas can be warmish. One day when you have flesh friends, you may go to one as well.
Where is your image? Just pick a mug shot. I can't wait to see a 14 year old with a comb over.
Have you got any inclination to prove some quality yet? Or just make yourself more hated and reviled? Come on, I told you I would give you a chance.
CanadaDryHump - who the fuck are you? JoAverage with a new name?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2003-11-19 18:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it was kinda funny, but not really funny. tired jokes. I give you a plus one for having the balls to post here at all. minus one for being so damn hateful.
i think that evened out pretty well
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 16:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
QueenAshlee, I see that you've decided to try to tear me down as well:
This sucked. It was unoriginal and stupid. You, and anyone who gave this a positive rating, can such the cock I don't have.
It must be my lucky day because it just so happens that your picture is posted along with all of my other detratctors. And my comments are:
1)Your hair is limper than David Gest during his honeymoon with Liza Minelli
2)Your hair is stringier than Polly-O
3)You're so ugly your boyfriend probably takes you to work so he doesn't have to kiss you good-bye
4)Your forehead is so big we could get a projector and show movies on it
5)Your so skinny, if you had a yeast infection you would be a 1/4 pounder with cheese
6)You look like Kirsten Dunst with down syndrome
Leave me alone biatch.
To see QueenAshlee:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066422418379922595
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 16:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inspction12 very funny joke!!!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 16:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren1, first let me say that I thought of a couple of other people you reminded me of:
1) The Borg women
2) Cruella Deville (borrowed from a poster below, but I thought it was good)
3) Elvira Mistress of the Dark (without the big cans)
4) My dead aunt
Secondly, you chose to come in and post shit about me on my page first so go fuck yourself if you don't like what I write back to you. If you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Joe - you wish you were average. You're not even close - you are WAY BELOW.
Go ahead and reclaim your "manhood" and take out the garbage tough boy.
If I saw you right now, I'd kick you in your teeth.
Now pay close attention, and you might learn somthing:
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blah.
-2
Submitted by bravo_foxtrot (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is poop.
Submitted by Rosie O'Fat at 2003-11-19 15:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd eat you for breakfast bitch.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hairsphincter, did you ever see that musical with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. It's the one when the bad high school kid Danny (Travolta) falls for a goody-two-shoes girl Sandy (Newton-John). Well your face did. I've haven't seen that much grease on film since the movie.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066422418379922595
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hairsphincter, did you ever see that musical with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. It's the one when the bad high school kid Danny (Travolta) falls for a goody-two-shoes girl Sandy (Newton-John). Well your face did. I've haven't seen that much grease on film since the movie.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 14:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hairsphicter I see you laid into me pretty good, and judging by your haircut, someone laid into your hair pretty good too. I'm thinking some guys bukkaked your face and when you were wiping their jizz out of your eyes you pushed your hair up like that. You make Cameron Diaz's hair in Something About Mary look subtle. Nice fucking hair you turd burglar.
To see pictures of all the Ubersite kids go here (then you can see who is shitting on your post:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066422418379922595
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-19 14:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Guess who's back. Back again. Joe is back tell a friend.
Hey Loren1 you asked me to bite you and I was wondering (because I saw your picture) would any blood come out because you look like a fucking corpse. Also, if you get some poor sap drunk enough to sleep with you is he a necropheliac?
Why don't you go back to hanging out with Azriel Abyss and stop reading my work, you clearly don't get it.
Why did the woman cross the road? Because I fucking told her too!
Submitted by TheReasonWhy (user info) at 2003-11-19 13:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite Now < Ubersite Yesterday
This equation seems to hold indefinitely.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-11-19 13:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bite me asshole.
I bet you've never even had a woman. At least not one who didn't charge by the hour.
Submitted by Amish_Amos (user info) at 2003-11-19 13:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
heathen.
http://amishrakefight.org/gfy/
Submitted by CanadaDry (user info) at 2003-11-19 12:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Queen Ashlee, HairySphincter and the rest of yor fuck faces with no humor need to get a life. This is funny as shit. If you are taking this stuff seriously you're fucking retarded. I laughed out loud to many times to count. You'd expect this kind of whiny shit from a woman like Ashlee but when you get the same thing from HairySphincter you gotta wonder if he's taking it in the ass from a dyke with a strap-on.
Submitted by Headhunter <yay.at.spog.com> at 2003-11-19 12:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
swoit moit
Submitted by spoogebob <spoogebob.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-19 12:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kick ass
Submitted by yAY at 2003-11-19 12:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay
Submitted by ElectroMan at 2003-11-19 12:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
quote:women would just SHUT THE FUCK UP
hahahahahaha
Submitted by bill <billy.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-19 12:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so true
Submitted by bob <bob.at.bobsmail.com> at 2003-11-19 12:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kicker of all ass
Submitted by James <buhahaha.at.muhahha.org> at 2003-11-19 12:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pure gold +2
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-11-19 11:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
straight from a lonely lonely boy.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-19 11:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
asshat.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-11-19 10:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually this post is pathetic. What are you, 12?
I'm just keeping you from that low score you seem to crave.
Ass.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2003-11-19 09:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How does no sound to you?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-19 05:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Finding my posts and giving them a -2 because I hate you and your cuntish ways has no effect on the universe, you just look sadder and worse than ever.
Being a sad little shit is OK, becoming something better is a mark of a good person.
Can you find that mark? I doubt it.
Feel free to prove me wrong, I would like it. But I won't hold my breath. I will encourage you. Once.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-19 05:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
oops
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-19 05:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"""that's when we are watching sports, playing sports, or talking with our buddies about sports at a sports bar, looking at college coeds in sports bras"""
+1 for that.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-19 05:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-11-19 03:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
QueenAshlee...Doberman
You...Baby
Let's just leave these two alone, shall we?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-19 01:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked. It was unoriginal and stupid. You, and anyone who gave this a positive rating, can such the cock I don't have.
Submitted by Inspction12 (user info) at 2003-11-19 01:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This reminds me of a joke.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!
*Buh dump ching*
Oh yeah, why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher has to match the stove!
Oh yeah, I'm on a roll! Poppyseed, that is. And by that, I mean opium. And by that, I really mean marijuana.
Anyway, that was funny. Good thing I have a liberal sense of humor. I guess other people didn't think it was so funny.
But I did.
Submitted by Yesteryear (user info) at 2003-11-19 00:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
damn bitch
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-19 00:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not yet, give me two more hours
yeah
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-19 00:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, i think Hair is drunk.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-18 23:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow with that attitude yull get laid in no time! fuckin pussy, i bet u anything your really just sum pussy whipped little bastard tryin to vent sum of your frustration. That or your just totally gay dude. Its a good thing u downlaod porn b/c ur not gonna be gettin any from any chick that respects herself..ur post was funny but highly unrealistic. You all no u cant live without pussy, literally u came out of one! Dont forget a female had to keep u alive inside of her for nine months, show sum fuckin respect.
Submitted by DamienAntiChrist (user info) at 2003-11-18 23:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If we can't learn from the subtle differences laid out so elequently here by JoeAverage how can we progress as a society? The biting social commentary and stinging wit is work I haven't seen rivaled since my days at the New York Times. I happen to be an established writer and this is some of the funniest material I've read in the last ten years. You are to be applauded JoeAverage, you are a literary hero. I also think some of you narrow minded dullards should examine this not as an offensive piece but as a dead-on satire of the frustration of the working class American husband and see if you have a different perspective on it then.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...
I've never seen Hair so riled up before.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for being a liar. You said something about having read around for a little bit atleast, and the only people that +2 themselves are the ones that want the high ratings, such as yourself or Kristy Swan (no offense, just the truth).
Hit whore
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2003-11-18 22:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just wanted to say that this still sucks.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
14 I know im fueling him on, but he;s the biggest dumbass ever plus im so bored
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
13
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
12
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
11
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
10
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
9
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2003-11-18 22:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
JoeAverage, myself, is clearly a homosexual
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
8
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
7
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
6
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
5
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
4
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
3
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
2
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im giving you a -2 for every +2 you given yourself it's 14 or something
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:51:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter, I already asked you what I'm supposed to rate myself you dick. I don't know the fucking rules, it's my first post. Fuck Clown.
Learning is that thing other people do, isn't it? Try "0", unless you have a reason.
Jebus.
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2003-11-18 22:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just read it again...yep, still sucks.
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2003-11-18 22:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, now I believe this sucks.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
terrible
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awful
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I know what they mean by hitwhore...
You are even worse than me!
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Hit whore
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post rules. But I respect your opinion, even though you are a giant cunt.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post SUCKS ASS, it should be a contender for worst post of all time. See here:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106884189744466537
right back at cha you sad, sad man.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter, I already asked you what I'm supposed to rate myself you dick. I don't know the fucking rules, it's my first post. Fuck Clown.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BigMike, I can't say this enough times here, this is my first post and I didn't know the rules, I now understand that I was being a "link whore" and I stopped doing it. I did reply to the story about your daughter though, here it is if you didn't read it:
Basically BigMikes' story is a rip-off of an email I received last year. It's a story about how he's going to be a "psycho dad" when his daughter starts dating. Here is my response:
This was funny, and I think the funniest part of all will be in a couple of years when your overbearing, super-controlling tactics fail miserably and your daughter will be a sperm-burping cum recepticle in the porn industry. Good luck.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1063261212794826591
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop rating yourself +2 you cunt.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Joe Average: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
And stop spamming my posts with links to your bullshit. You suck. If it can't stand on it's own, it can't stand at all.
If it's good, people will read it, but as it is, you'll develop a rep as a shit eating spammer whose posts suck.
Have a nice night.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DJ Matt come on man I didn't know the rules or even what a "hit whore" was, I've seen the light. Come on back to the dark side.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hint.
Take it, it's free.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
changed my mind, hitwhore.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-18 21:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just die. that is all we require of you. simple, right?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no I didn't read this
I'm just here to let you know that I'm ignoring you.
good times
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What am I supposed to give myself a -2? Like I said before, I don't know the rules here, tell me what I'm supposed to give myself (open joke opportunity). Is there another "link whore" type rule I should know about for giving yourself +2s? Teach me, mold me, shape me.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eearn your stripes, hit-whore.
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH.
Make me some pie, newbie.
Learn respect for Womnez.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the cancer not spreading to your typing fingers fast enough
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for being such a dick with ball cancer
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for the left ball cancer
-1 for the right ball cancer
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You just rated yourself a +2. You are now dead in my eyes.
Nothing can save you now.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How about giving me a pass because this is my first post and I just wanted people to read it. Had I known that it was bad to be a "link whore" as you call it I never would have done it. I'm sorry. Will you accept my apology and give me another chance? Did I mention I have ball cancer. Whaddya say?
Submitted by YankeeHater (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for linking to this ignorant post from one of my posts.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know you weren't allowed to link to this post, because I only did it because I saw other peopole doing it. I'm new here and I want to respect the ways of however your community works. I will stop being a "link whore" right now. Because now I see the destuctive power of a lie, that's stronger than truth.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-18 20:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-4 'cause I had hopes for you... and you broke my heart. I never want to put my penis in your rectum again. I don't care what you say. asshat linkwhore.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Other mistakes advertisers make: http://media.guardian.co.uk/advertising/story/0,7492,1085570,00.html
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Joe, it would be funny if you didn't advertise this post everywhere like a fucked-up attention whore.
Because you are an advertiser, I hate you and everything you stand for. And your pets.
And your eraser collection, because I *know* you have one.
And your turned up jeans. They're turned up all advertiser stylee, aren't they?
I am never wrong.
Advertiser.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-18 20:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well, it was funny, but now you are a link whore. FUCK YOU.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-18 20:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
joe id have to say this is one of the worst posts i have ever read. fine if think women are slaves to men(which i disagree with) AT LEAST MAKE A FUCKING LEGITIMATE POINT ON YOUR TOPICS. you suck in more ways then i even thought possible. ohh also, every single post you rate has a link to this incredibly shitty post. die
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should kill yourself either tomorrow, or in thirty years. Whichever comes first.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lady Emily, I am very impressed that you noticed it was under Romance. I didn't think anyone else would catch on to that, I laughed to my self for a minute or so after I chose the category. I was hoping someone looking for Romance would stumble upon it by accident and be shocked and appalled.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tweeter, I wouldn't have wrote this if I didn't want people to read it you dumb fuck. That's why everyone writes these little things, so other people can read them. You do the same thing you fucking assclown, if people didn't want others to read these they would write them in a diary and keep it in the nightstand drawer next to their bed. You know, it's the same drawer you keep the KY and anal beads, you fucking ass pumper.
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well, can't beat that logic, but for the record, RB's is way better than yours. But I like the confidence, or arrogance, whatever
Submitted by Lady_Emily_03 (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for being under "Romance"
+1 for Streisand bashing.
Submitted by tweeter <wellwoopidiedoo.at.msn.com> at 2003-11-18 20:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Joe, I agree with ugaly, you are an attention seeking whore. I noticed you are going to every post and reviewing it so you can try and get people to read your post a lot. Dumbass.
I hope you burn in hell.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tito, by the way, if you thought it was funny where are my +2s homeboy?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tito, the differences between my post and reallybored's post are 1)his sucks ass 2)his is nothing like mine 3)mine rules 4)I rule so by default my post rules 5)that's about it. Thank you.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen- SHUT THE FUCK UP.
kidding... kidding. hehehe.
Kristen is awesome.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i take it youre a virgin
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty funny, but any man who hasn't thought about this isn't a man. I'm sorry to say that I don't find this too original. Also, Reallybored posted something like this earlier. I have thought about telling women to shut the fuck up ever since my weenie started getting hard. The fact is that there are no "original" opinions.
To ReallyBored's post
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1068743318490432688
For those of you who have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about
Look at the user reviews
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069192738438129190
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can almost guarantee that you wrote this because you knew it would get the attention. Maybe you think that, maybe you don't, but we all know that you are an attention seeking whore.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't laugh, but it takes a lot to make me laugh.
Well-written and punctuated.
I feel the same way about men.
mwahahahah!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Freebie, what can I get a +2 from you if I include this:
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming spoons for making Rosie O'Donnell a fat ass.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Kristen, I appreciate your honesty . . . now SHUT THE FUCK UP! Just kidding.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed...damnnit.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Yes, finally a real man that can laugh at women and how ridiculous they are.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2003-11-18 20:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Almost, but not quite worth the time to read it.
You left Rosie O'Donnell off your list of big butt
feminazi slut whore whatevers
Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-18 20:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://bitchmakemeasandwich.com/
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I assume this is supposed to be funny...
it isn't, but it's the thought that counts.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Korthrun, you must be a chick or a fag, which is it?
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how sad, that only posted once and not 5 times.
for the better I suppose.
disregard the 'oops'
thanks
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"oops"
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Heres my voice:
SHUT THE FUCK UP 'JOE MAMMA'.
Whats with all the hate on the opposite sex posts recently.
Korth
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just so there's no confusion, yeah, it get that it's an attempt at humor. No, I don't think it's funny. BAM! -2 for you.
Oh and you know what?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Submitted by Apathesia (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Its obvious you want the lowest score possible. I won't give it to you. Sorry.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-18 19:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, I've -2ed the title, not let's read the post . . .