laundry and dishes (459 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.8 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by providerofmusic.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-11-18 21:49:56 EST
Since none of you know who I am I will give you a rough description of what's going on here.
A little about me: I am a traditional woodworker by trade, by night with the help of an unprofessed amount of coffee I compose cinematic and novel style literature. I don't claim writing as a polished skill, I just love to do it. My uber posts are absurdly boring, obtuse and shallow. Most of the ratings I have given have been extremely rude, hard to comprehend and somewhat humorous (sometimes I get so unconventional it turns out looking like a confused Maddox post [I'll get it for that one]). So we should be straight there.
Why I am here sometimes: because I lack social link. Most of my good friends live far enough away that it's difficult to get together. Also my friends and I stay significantly busy with work etc. So I like dropping in to have that humbling and verbal shit kicking (which is very appealing to me) experience. You could call it "Verbatim Fight Club". Not only that but the insult vocabulary alone is worth my time. I have been called: Fucknut, Fuckhead, Fuckwit, fuckass and many more. I have been told: unlive, please never post again, and I'd do ya (and when you scroll down about 30 spaces) in the pooper...
I wanted to take this opportunity to thank you all for the great insults and put downs, as I study them closely and will one day use them all at once on the next unsuspecting female social adventurer that crosses my path. Thank you all.
So you may wonder, why "Laundry and Dishes" gov? Laundry and dishes are the only things besides reading, writing, working, eating, sleeping and not getting laid that I engage in.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I understand all of those words, but don't know why they are in that particular order.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Filename: inthepooperhill.JPG
What the Hell? What's the hill got to do with taking anything in the pooper?
Leave the pooper posts to Yes.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ok i give in (Rating: -0.18 on 16 reviews, last by K.M 6 days ago)
Submitted by providerofmusic.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-11-10 04:28:36
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Submitted by providerofmusic.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-09-15 03:39:59
as gay as it sounds, sit on a ginsu (Rating: -1.25 on 12 reviews, last by Cassiopeia 65 days ago)
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Submitted by providerofmusic.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-09-11 22:49:04
Go ahead ask me for a cigarette, asshole. (Rating: -1.4 on 5 reviews, last by Slovin 68 days ago)
Submitted by providerofmusic.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-09-11 22:22:53
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by golly gee, he's right.
Submitted by RonaldReagan (user info) at 2003-11-18 22:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the picture is related how?
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2003-11-18 21:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you need a friend? When I'm lonely, I go fuck a prostitute and kill a homeless man, it always makes me feel better........ but then again, I have friends and someone to fuck (besides the prostitutes) I guess I'm just a sick fuck.