Chicken Feet and Human Roadkill (3983 hits)
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Submitted by Natalie <nataliefortin.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-19 15:13:21 EST
If you're looking for brilliance, click the back button on your browser. This isn't for you.
This is for the people who have recently noticed I don't post that often. I'm not much of a creative writer; I don't write fiction of any kind. Not that I wouldn't like to, but I just can't stick with an entire story. Half way through writing I'll lose interest. ADD maybe? Oh well, if so it sure is fun! la la la la la Hi, I'm Natalie, and I'm here because everyone ELSE writes cool shit.
Mostly, I say goofy useless shit or stay with reality. So here are a bunch of random pictures for those who have said they wanted to hear more from me. That's a logical progression, right?
Oh wait- first 'news of the weird'. True story. It's all over the news in Memphis right now. Apparently Monday night a man was driving east on I-40 in Arkansas just before the bridge to Memphis. He and his passenger hit something, but they can't see what. They stop, get out, have a look around but still don't see anything. He calls 911 thinking he hit a person. The cops come out, and they, too, can't find anything in the pitch black. The next morning, calls start coming in that there is a LEG on the interstate. The cops go back out and find human road kill all over the place. Nice, eh? I'm alternating between nausea and hysterical laughter. Sounds like an urban legend doesn't it? Check it out. It's no joke.
1. For my God. GodChicken. I wear these all the time, and only last night did I look down and make the connection. You've been with me all along...
2. A bunch of slouching dancers in a studio during rehearsal. I'm in there somewhere.
3. Me about 6 years ago in an extra's costume in the ballet Sleeping Beauty. There's one hell of a corset in there! It was hard to breath for the first few days, but somehow it was sad to wear it for the last time. I'm ashamed to admit that it was fun to wear the ultra girly torture device.
4. Something I crossed stitched. The matte opening is 17 inches. I did every speck, and it took 9 FUCKING MONTHS! It was a birthday present. Fuck.
5 & 6. A graceful dancer showing off her sexy hunting socks.
7. More goofy ass dancers on the stage just before curtain. I was fed up with this particular piece and made a joke about hanging myself with the scarf. Everyone followed suite, and who's hanging out in the wings unnoticed? The director! Oops. Holly-lu-ya she thought it was funny.
8. My slutty cats. Okay, not really. The big guy has no balls. Big guy is Mischief. Little girl is Mylita. She's not a kitten; she's just a midget cat. I've mentioned her a few times. She has a weird squished in face, gigantic eyes, and a crooked tail. Those of you with nice monitors might be able to see it. She looks like Yoda if you smash her ears down.
9. My third cat, Hunny! Every once in a while she goes crazy and tries to run away from her collar.
10. Two drunken girls head butting each other in my front yard. Make up your own caption.
11. Just call me cam whore. I don't have a hell of a lot of vanity, but just enough to not be able to fight the urge to throw in a normal looking picture of me. NOT wearing stage make-up, blurred out, or looking like big booty J Lo (taco taco burrito burriiiiito). I'm the whitey. The Asian chick is for the folks with the Asian fetish (hidden101?).
12. This about sums me up.
Righty-o. I'm done now. I'm tired of myself.
User Reviews
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2004-02-15 04:43:13 EST (#)
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well thanks for the info. and nice pics. seems im still short on cam whore posts. everyone else is kicking my ass...
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-15 04:35:41 EST (#)
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http://www.fromhellmovie.com/flash_site/wallpapers/06_800x600.jpg
You look a lot like Heather Graham in the movie "From Hell" with Johnny Depp about Jack the Ripper.
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-29 22:44:00 EST (#)
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Chicken lickin' hmmmmmmmmm......
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 15:01:15 EST (#)
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Whoa...this is getting a little creepy, Kristen! I hope this doesn't turn out to be something like Fight Club!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-11 14:48:36 EST (#)
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Nat,
We may indeed be 2 ends of the same coin. I did ballet for 14 years and lyrical for 10.
You're absolutely beautiful.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 14:47:26 EST (#)
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eeeeeeeeh heheheheheeeeeeeyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuck! It STILL makes me want to barf and laugh at the same time! I drove right over that spot on my way to Oklahoma for Thanksgiving. How sick am I that I was looking for left-over people splat??
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2003-12-11 14:38:10 EST (#)
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Good post, better pictures. Here is another link about http://www.kait8.com/Global/story.asp?S=1532061&nav=0jshJDUn
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-08 14:44:32 EST (#)
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Hola, jordanna! I've been around here. Maybe not so much as before. I was gone for about a week around Thanksgiving. I also don't have internet connection at home so I'm only pissing around her during work hours.
Dance= love/hate for sure! I'm kind of in hate mode for now, though.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-12-07 10:46:50 EST (#)
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Hey Nat, Where have you been???
Erm.....the pics......Random. But interesting never the less.
The two's up to the dance theatre made me smile.
Isnt it funny how something you love so much can still make you feel like that sometimes.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-03 14:51:17 EST (#)
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WOO! Thanks and stuff :) heh
Submitted by Samover (user info) at 2003-11-28 10:24:40 EST (#)
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You are all hot and stuff.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-11-26 14:28:58 EST (#)
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You're hot! Nice legs! WOO!
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2003-11-26 14:15:52 EST (#)
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Those slippers rock
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:48:29 EST (#)
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Nat: check yahoo mail.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:57:26 EST (#)
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If you want to see a video about the human roadkill go to http://www.wmcstations.com/Global/category.asp?C=18130&nav=G6pA and click on 'Body Found on Interstate: Janice Broach' It's about a third of the way down to the right. You can see the tarp covered chunks. Weeee!
Oh, Chicken, I would so hook you up!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:37:06 EST (#)
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Nat: if I can't kidnap you, then find out if she minds?
Just tell her she can't pop my head like a grape. HAHAHA..
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:28:21 EST (#)
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Ruh roh...that response looks like the Ginny is planning something...
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:23:31 EST (#)
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I'll send you a picture of a penis, no problemo.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:54:16 EST (#)
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hmmmm.......
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:54:12 EST (#)
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oops that was supposed to be a zero.
Hey you send me a pattern, DDT, and I'll hook a brotha up.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:52:50 EST (#)
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HAHA! Now I have that song stuck in my head! THAT girl, my friend, is single and the most flexible person I've ever met. You know how you can lie on your back and flop your arm over your head? Imagine being able to do that with a LEG! You like that, big boy?
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:50:52 EST (#)
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I don't normally like redheads, but dancers are hot.
Nice fucking cross stitching, I want one. Of a penis.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:39:17 EST (#)
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Nat: Marvin Gaye "Let's Get It On"
swanky and smooth!
hey if you're not the gal in pics #5 & 6.... is she taken too?
incorrigible, I am. utterly remorseless.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:30:10 EST (#)
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Hmm..you make a good point...
There's a squirrel that lives somewhere in my bathroom wall. It's an old apartment building with lots of huge trees, squirrels, and chipmunks. I won't be there long so I leave the poor fella be, but I'm just waiting for the day he finally gets in my house! A squirrel, three very friendly playful cats, and a me the Myra-esque girl. Can you do anything with that ohlookasquirrel?? Eh? EH?
By the way, get the porno music cued up for tomorrow night! YEEEAAA!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:05:11 EST (#)
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Ah yes, Nat.. but can the squirrel person do theme stories like this?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106762002683418399
Submitted by SoHipItHurts (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:43:18 EST (#)
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+2 all for that last picture.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:36:01 EST (#)
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Aw quack! Give them a scratch on the head for me. I hope they still like you :p I had a cat who couldn't give two shits about me after I went away for a while :(
They's sure is some sexy feet, ain't they, lucid?
GodChicken- I think 'ohlookasquirrel' is giving you a run for your money with the funny name!
Thanks jon, Yes, and drky! drky..hehe. Poor drky!
Submitted by drky (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:00:28 EST (#)
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+2 because i've got those chicken feet too!!
-2 because the chicken feet( +alchohol ;) ) caused me too fall down the stairs
leading to crutches and a dodgy back for a couple o month's ;|
+2 because you have the most amazingly beautiful hair!!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:45:40 EST (#)
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+2 because im a dancer too! yay!!!
Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-19 20:28:04 EST (#)
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mmmm... you nice legs, lady!
I'd do ya...
...in the dancin' pooper!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2003-11-19 19:39:46 EST (#)
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You are hotter than any pic of any redhead Mickginny ever posted. By far. Thanks for the eye candy
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-19 18:21:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-19 17:22:48 (#)
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Oh Jebus! Luther's nuttier than my cat! heheheheheheee
Phinch- My arms aren't worth much. I have a feeling I'll be OVER-reliant on my legs. I can do 30 (I think) push ups, but I can't do a single pull up! So..what..I've got good boob muscles, but nothing usefull? Crap.
GodChicken- The popping heads like grapes thing just sank in!! I must be really sick. That's got me laughing as bad as that sick story did!
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BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Oh, but Nat my dear.. WHAT a way to go.. *POW*
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-11-19 17:29:36 EST (#)
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+10,000 for picture number 8. i have two cats that look just like those two, a tabby and a tortoise-shell. i'm missing them up at college, but thanksgiving's soon. :)
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-11-19 17:28:03 EST (#)
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Nice chicken feet.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-19 17:22:48 EST (#)
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Oh Jebus! Luther's nuttier than my cat! heheheheheheee
Phinch- My arms aren't worth much. I have a feeling I'll be OVER-reliant on my legs. I can do 30 (I think) push ups, but I can't do a single pull up! So..what..I've got good boob muscles, but nothing usefull? Crap.
GodChicken- The popping heads like grapes thing just sank in!! I must be really sick. That's got me laughing as bad as that sick story did!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-19 17:08:46 EST (#)
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Heh heh *snort*
GodChicken I'll help with the kidnapping part but once she's your how about I play the part of the maid? I'm really good with laundry... OH NO!! I know! Can I be your nanny?? I *love* kids! heh heh *snort* (Oh, by the way, since it's hard to tell the context on the internet, I don't love kids like Jacko... I really enjoy them... ugh it sounds wrong no matter what I say. You know what I mean!)
Well, time for Luther to go home to his gay kittie and pea-brained dog and watch them go at it. The cat's a boy- erm, was a boy- named Chloe so he's a little confused. And the dog (a boy dog who is 10lbs lighter than the cat) likes to go to town humping poor Chloe... eh, at least someone's getting a piece! heh heh *snort* As I said, work's over and I'm off to watch the show! heh heh *snort* A good night to all....
see ya on the flipside...
wow. Sorry. I just read all of that. Talk about irrelivance. I'm really sorry... heh heh *snort*
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-19 17:08:45 EST (#)
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Heh heh *snort*
GodChicken I'll help with the kidnapping part but once she's your how about I play the part of the maid? I'm really good with laundry... OH NO!! I know! Can I be your nanny?? I *love* kids! heh heh *snort* (Oh, by the way, since it's hard to tell the context on the internet, I don't love kids like Jacko... I really enjoy them... ugh it sounds wrong no matter what I say. You know what I mean!)
Well, time for Luther to go home to his gay kittie and pea-brained dog and watch them go at it. The cat's a boy- erm, was a boy- named Chloe so he's a little confused. And the dog (a boy dog who is 10lbs lighter than the cat) likes to go to town humping poor Chloe... eh, at least someone's getting a piece! heh heh *snort* As I said, work's over and I'm off to watch the show! heh heh *snort* A good night to all....
see ya on the flipside...
wow. Sorry. I just read all of that. Talk about irrelivance. I'm really sorry... heh heh *snort*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-19 16:57:49 EST (#)
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Luther: No worries, it was just the way it was placed. It is sometimes hard to tell on here what the intent is. You can come to Nat's house and help me :)
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-19 16:42:15 EST (#)
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You made me giggle AGAIN with the "lump the size of a body" remark... heh heh *snort*
And GodChicken, I was just trying to help you out, I didn't mean to insult you or anything, my apologies. I was just jokin around- like Nat said, I have a giggling problem. heh heh *snort*
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-19 16:15:50 EST (#)
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nats- you should have no problem climbing as a dancer, you already in tune with your body.
just remember to use your legs not just your arms.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-19 16:06:33 EST (#)
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http://www.wmcstations.com/Global/story.asp?S=1532029
There's not much info there, but what I said that isn't in the short blurb I saw on the news last night. I'm wondering if she'd already been hit by someone less honest and the poor guy who called 911 just happened to hit her after?? I mean you'd think he would have been able to see a lump the size of a whole body in the road but maybe not spread-out chunks o'body.
Don't worry Chicken, Luther just snorts and snickers alot ;) Luther, the body parts 'just kinda falling out' made me stiffle a snort too. heh heh
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:58:22 EST (#)
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"Why don't you let GodChicken kidnap you? I hear he's quite the stud! heh heh *snort* "
I'm not sure whether to take that in the context of sarcasm, and be insulted, or wonder who you've been talking to.
Oh, and yeah, post us a link to that story!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:56:23 EST (#)
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Ack! 5 & 6 is not me! Sorry to mislead! We do all look the same with our hair slicked back and stage make-up on. But I guess from the waist down we're actually similar ;)
If you seriously kidnap me, I'll be yours forever. But you'll have to pay me a few thousand for the money I've already dropped on the currently planned wedding. I'm worth it, right??
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA @ RB! Yes, she does! That's her 'my collar is attacking me' face!
And thank you much, PMJ and mox :)
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:55:08 EST (#)
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Another +2 for the human roadkill story. Now, did they really hit the person?? Or was it more like a serial killer with a car full of body parts was in front of them and the leg just kinda fell out? I'm a little lost.. could you post a link to the story somewhere? I wanna read this one!!!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:52:36 EST (#)
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+2 for making me giggle out loud at work... I always get strange looks when I do that... It was the pic of hunny that did it. No, it was your caption. I suddenly found myself trying to picture my own cat trying to run away from his collar. I'm pretty sure he does, too, that's what got me. Cute kitties, and you are indeed quite lovely. Why don't you let GodChicken kidnap you? I hear he's quite the stud! heh heh *snort*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:41:41 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahha @ #1... awesome. Yes Nat, I'm there with you all the time it seems.
in reference to #'s 1,5,and 6... I -KNEW- you had the dancer's legs. A man (or chicken) would have to be very careful with you or you'd pop heads like a grape. Horseback riding does that too. *shiver*
Nasty human roadkill story.
I think I can safely say also.. GAWD DAMN you're a fine looking woman.
Then again I'm more than a little partial to your hair color too.
Can I come kidnap you like the crazy trick or treater's do santa in "Nightmare before Christmas" ??
I am feeling very much the flirt today. look out world, GodChicken is on the rampage!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:34:47 EST (#)
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That third cat looks like hes high on crystal method. Or it just saw two other female cats making out.
Submitted by mox9 (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:34:47 EST (#)
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A breath of someone's life. Thanks for sharing.
Submitted by mox9 (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:33:18 EST (#)
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A breathe of someone's life. Thanks for sharing.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-19 15:30:07 EST (#)
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+1 for the human roadkill story: That's wack yo!
+1 for the dance pictures: They're wack yo!
+1 for you being a hottie: That's wack yo!
+1 for the scale only going to 2: That's wack yo!