I'm Not Dead! Yay! (908 hits)
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Submitted by BerZerK (View user info) at 2003-11-19 20:45:38 EST
Hello Lovers..
Hair was grand enough to forward me the post where everyone was wondering if I was still alive or not.
My Chihuahua did not eat me.
I just sort of wandered off after Uber was over-run by pre-teens.
Whats new with everyone?
I am doing ok, I don't have to use my cane anymore. And I moved back to Florida where my family live. My bone disease is still there, stubborn bastard. But, I am taking medicines interveinously to slow them.
I hope you all are doing well. I won't stay gone so long this time.
-BerZ
PS. My Chihuahua is doing well too. He is in love with my sister's pit bull.
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-03-20 07:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 04:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<raises coffee mug to Berz>
+2 for not dying.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-11-21 04:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! Berz is back!! And moving in with me for nights of hot man sex!!!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no picture of the puppy? come on, it can't take that many pixels.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good to hear things are going well berz. I had visions of you dead in your apartment all alone with your chihuahua(sp!) eating your body to stay alive.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 01:41:27 EST (#)
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look at me. a few beers is all it takes for the gay in me to come out. well, that, and a backrub.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-11-20 01:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad to see you're doing relatively ok. As for Florida, if you're going to have a life-threatning illnes, may as well do it in the warm, I'd think.
My mother owns a chihuahua..it's five pounds of eyes, ears and nerves.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 01:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Berz- stop it. you're turning me gay.
*wink*
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man, i am fuckin' out of it....
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:16:42 EST (#)
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haha yeah mic,
its a widely used term.
-BerZ
PS. Hi Hidden my babys daddy
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not sucking ass and dying.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:07:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:06:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, just kidding. that was me that time.
good to hear from you, d00d.
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Submitted by FakeBerz at 2003-11-19 22:05:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm still alive, too!!!
hidden, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:06:33 EST (#)
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well hopefully when you are old, you will have a healthy mate to help you out when you require some assistance.
i have been good, im going crazy, but im not sweating that too bad. im on borrowed time as it is. so i am thankful for everyday that i have. i should be dead or in prison. i have become quite the optimist in the past few years.
metrosexual? i seen that here and assumed it was an uber term. is it a broadly used description?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-19 22:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, just kidding. that was me that time.
good to hear from you, d00d.
Submitted by FakeBerz at 2003-11-19 22:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm still alive, too!!!
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-11-19 21:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it means you are Metrosexual.
you are comforitable enough with your sexuality to be fond of gay people.
I will stick around a bit more and maybe post some crap on here like the old days.
yeah, there is no cure, but I am really just worried about how i will deal with it when im old.
how have you been mic?
-BerZ
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-19 21:50:50 EST (#)
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how do you mean sick, like nauseous(sp)?
mmmmm, painkillers
no, im in PA. i visit my sister in orlando, davenport actually.
im glad that it has become managable, i know that it is a very serious disease, and i believe you told me there is really no cure.
i will continue to think good thoughts for you.
i really enjoyed some of the dialogue we shared, and hope you stick around so we can share some more.
does that mean im gay if i am fond of someone who is gay?
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-11-19 21:30:25 EST (#)
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thanks sub.
yeah mic, im still in pain, the disease hurts.. but its not too bad.
i am working and stuff, so i am doing ok.
plus i get lots of great pain killers.
the disease is not spreading.. my meds help to keep it stable and slow it down, but they make me realllly sick.
i am in orlando, fl.. do you live in FL?
i am wearing my I LOVE MIC tshirt and cotton undies.
-BerZ
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-11-19 21:17:09 EST (#)
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i wish you the best of luck managing your fibrous dysplasia.
(i loved your "punk rock princess that rocked a small town")
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-19 21:12:08 EST (#)
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where in FLA?
do you have any pain? is it managable? you got any extra oxy contin?
are you able to work?
has the disease stopped spreading through your bones?
what are you wearing right now?
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-11-19 21:05:13 EST (#)
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he doesnt eat her shit, but he humps her head.
hi mick.. i missed your manly man-ness.
-realberz
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:57:30 EST (#)
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Groovy.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:56:32 EST (#)
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ALRIGHT!! my favorite homosexual is back!
manimgladtoseeyoubackrealberz!
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:53:37 EST (#)
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Does the Chihuahua eat the Pit Bull's shit?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad you're alive then.
-Tom
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:51:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-19 20:48:30 EST (#)
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Yay!
Stay!