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The Peace Corps is radical (419 hits)

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Rating: -1.6 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by danifest mestiny (View user info) at 2003-11-19 21:36:22 EST


I'm in one of the school's computer labs and a couple of guys sit down at the computer next to mine. The two take a look at the Peace Corps website and start jabbering at each other about what countries they'd like to go to:
"How about Jamaica?" says one.
"No man, I want to go overseas." says the other.
After more searching
"Well I sure as hell want to stay away from the middle-east right now."
"Aw how come?"(WHAT THE DOUCHE?)"Check the list I want to see what countries we can go to over there." (WHAT THE FUCK COUNTRIES DO YOU THINK ARE OVER THERE? IT'S BETWEEN BLOWED UP, ABOUT TO BE BLOWED UP AND SAUDI ARABIA!)
Checking list
"It says Jordan and Morocco. Jordan's cool I'm down with that."
"Yeah Jordan's cool, but I ain't ridin out to Morocco fo sho."
The two were joined by another jackass and went on planning their Peace Corps adventure like it was a fucking road trip for another fifteen minutes.


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Submitted by Dudething3k (user info) at 2004-01-17 04:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You took 2 minutes of my life and I want them back.

You suck.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha



i get the feeling that you are a big NOFX fan?




and also that you can't spell, write or even speak well, yet still view yourself as intellectually superior to many of your peers?




AH, Bliss. The word of the day.

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wonder if they know you need a college degree and/or volunteer experience to join the peace corps. . .

Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-11-19 21:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ass...

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-11-19 21:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaha 'blowed up'

you suck.


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