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Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (View user info) at 2003-11-20 00:00:11 EST
Well, being the genius that I am, have come up with a new invention. It's called the "I Don't Want To Be YOUR Friend" shirt. Now I know some asshole, namely Phinch, is saying, "That's a stupid invention, I could've thought of that!" Well, truth is, no you couldn't, because you would've came up with it already, douche. But it benefits both men and women, believe you me. People like Billyum Walton and myself can even have some sort of satisfaction from this shirt (Indeed they can, since it has a special lotion packet for the self-satisfiers).
Now, how do you put the shirt to use, you ask? Well, it's easy. Now wear the shirt under your standard zip-down hoody and zip down when needed. Now there's a certain procedure you have to follow to get the full effect of the shirt, here's how you put it to use. Ok guys, how many of you are every girl's bitch? You know, the guy who doesn't date the girls, he's friends with nearly every girls he's met. Well, if you're fed up, and let's say, you like this girl in front of you and you try to 'mack' it with her and she starts classifying you as a friend (you'll know when they do that) you zip down your hoody to reveal the shirt and you give her the most atrocious middle finger you've ever given, complete with 'puke' face. There are more variations, but alot of them get you jail time.
Now, for the ladies. Ladies, the results of this shirt will amaze you. Let's say you have annoying girl who always tries to act nice to you and then get down your boyfriend's no-no place. She knocks on the door, you open the door with the shirt on, you give her a 'love' tap, and the snottiest middle finger, and then slam the door in her face. Now if she continues to wait for you outside, thinking it's a joke, that's where you boil the water and throw it at her. That can get you jail time, but you ladies are crazy, and have probably done crazier.
Those were just the smaller examples of the shirt. Alot more could be done with the shirt, but I'm too lazy to list them all. So at a limited time offer, I'm selling these lovely shirts for $35 a pop. Don't buy imitators, buy MY brand, the REAL brand. I'm also looking for store distrobution, so if any of you fellow Uberers are working in distrobution services, maybe we can work out a deal. Buy the shirt.
-Ron
User Reviews
Submitted by jinx (user info) at 2003-11-20 10:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your shirt sucks. I make shirts and mine are much better.
Check out the following phrases available:
Crack is Whack
The Cheese Stands Alone
Word to Your Mother
When in Doubt
Knock Em' Out
You're Ad Here!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-20 10:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should invent a gun that automatically shoots people named Rondo Mondo.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The guy next to you is wearing "I'm with stupid".
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:16:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Consider this the "I Don't Want To Be YOUR Friend" review.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No need to get it, Bart. Theres nothing to get. This guy sucks moose balls.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Consider this the "I Don't Want To Be YOUR Friend" review.
Submitted by tweeter (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who needs a shirt when i can just say the words and use my own bird of pissoff
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-11-20 00:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why need to buy anything, when you just need to be a bum.