Negative Two (5988 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.21 on 315 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-20 02:01:04 EST
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think ashlee was fucking lying about drinking 'LIEK OMG 20000000000 DRINKS OMGWTFBBQ'
i never understood the need to do that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
= zero
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favorite post ever.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
balance
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-04 02:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im so drunk nigger.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-03-04 02:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Balance, damn you!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-04 01:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yup. -2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if I can bring this thing back to life?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 05:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i should think so!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-29 16:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
305
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
off balance?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-26 03:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 15:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Must......... balance......... universe.......
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-09 04:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Holy fuck try an IM.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-09 03:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think its funny that he broke even so im giving him a zero
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-04-09 03:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cunt
Submitted by AndreaFart (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY! I WUV OO POWY!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
should be a perfect zero.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One more to come.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In the words of Dak'kon, "Balance in all things."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
4
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
8
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TO THE RESCUE!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating is going up.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK fine. i give up. you fucking asshole.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry.
what?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hate you hate you hate you
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thinking what I'm thinking?
Let's go get pie.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking hate you dude
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do too.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to get laid.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A bad person???
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not mean
just sadistic. That's not the same thing, right?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not you too!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahha what?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a bad person.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you're so fucking mean.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lalalalalalala.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's going to take a lot of work to zero this.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucker...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to kill you man. seriously.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashlee, it has a positive review. You have to negatively rate it to get the perfect zero again.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AJ, stop it or I'm bringing demon to your house.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate you people.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, dude. Your first review, welcome.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Just ranking low to get a 0.
This will be an oft-used link.
Submitted by socialdropout (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
well, that basically sums this whole web page up....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do people care that this was a perfect zero?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do I have to comment for a rating to work, now?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't they show up?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:'(
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you AJ
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't do that!
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe now it will lose balance
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i might be a little late with this, but i can still push this post off balance
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-04-01 07:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-03-29 19:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHA! Tricked you, now it really is balanced.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-03-29 19:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, fine, you pussies, balanced
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-03-29 19:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
UNBALANCED!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-03-29 19:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Balanced!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-03-29 19:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Balanced
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-03-29 19:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Unbalanced
Submitted by Dragon (user info) at 2004-03-04 23:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In my hands, I hold the power to make this post fade between universes: that of the positive, and that of the negative...What an awesome responsibility for one man to have.
Oh, fuck it.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, i felt bad. -2
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck this. Im unbalancing it.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-02-18 20:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...balance, damn you...
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-02-18 20:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Razor's motivated me to try to balance it...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-10 10:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you asked for it.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-12-21 17:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you bargled, you got me to click on this and make the hit number higher.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-21 17:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost 3000 hits on...
...a picture of a number.
+0 to maintain balance.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-21 17:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I wonder what happens if I do this...
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-12-15 21:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you cockney mother fuckers
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-05 15:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Must... balance...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-05 15:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Must balance that to exact zero!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-05 15:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-01 15:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The big -2 is dying. We must save it!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-11-28 17:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry hidden, but as of late I find myself bored of Ubersite. Probably my continuing dryspell of inspiration. Maybe after Tuesday I'll have something important to say.
Submitted by www.sparta.cn (user info) at 2003-11-27 04:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh wai-
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-26 22:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
apparently Ingsoc can't handle the heat....
i don't blame him. the big -2 is a force to be reckoned with.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-11-26 22:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No more
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-26 21:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT!
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2003-11-26 18:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069889745116428803
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-26 02:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The big -2 hurt my delicate feelings. I like my belly button ring. It's fun to play with. Plus, I'm attatched to it. Literally.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-26 02:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"take it out and never wear one again. navel piercings are bad. they get in the way when hidden wants to kiss and lick the stomachs of women. plus, they are tacky."
big -2 has spoken.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-26 01:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK! I lost the ball for my navel ring! FUCK! Oh, big -2, what do I do?!?!?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-26 00:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, big -2 has the power to heal. let big -2 into your heart, and ye shall be saved.
big -2 is the way to salvation, brothers and sisters.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-25 21:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the big -2. I had the shittiest night, and I feel that everything is better now.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-25 19:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha.
sure dude. thanks for the analysis.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-25 18:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, like this is your coolest post yet. I love getting drunk too..whooaa I can barley stand up, let alone see, wooo Awsome. You are like the coolest person ever, and your experiment was like sooo brilliant! No wonder Hairsphincter creams his undies so much over you.
But seriously, I don't know what's more pathetic, a grown man (I know, I know I'm going out on a limb here by insinuating that your an adult) pretending to be drunk to impress and win the affections of a bunch of people you probably never even met.
or
A bunch of losers (and I'm sorry, that's the nicest word I can use to describe members of your fan club) that have never even met you, lining up to kiss your ass, because their probably so low on the social food chain that even you seem cool.
Well anywho its probably 5pm somewhere so drink up, but not too much hidden, it might effect your wonderful posts.
Wolf
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-11-25 18:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn you hidden, for cashing in on others stupidity.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-25 15:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no one can stop the big -2.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-11-25 14:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A big asshat!
AHHHAHAHA!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-11-25 14:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A big -2 is Number One on the Most Heated List.
Soon to come: A big asshat.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-25 13:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
of course it doesn't deserve it. that's the whole point.
*THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT*
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-11-25 13:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry, hidden, if you read this, im giving this a minus two, becuse im a little disgusted, to be honest that this has gotten so much response. and it really doesnt deserve it.
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2003-11-25 11:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A big -2 made the most heated...
What the fuck?
I'm confused...
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-11-25 05:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wouldn't I be the one normally thought responsible for a giant minus 2? It just doesn't feel right coming from somebody else.
Submitted by laff (user info) at 2003-11-25 03:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is this #1 on the most heated list? Why not just put it on boredatwork.com?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-25 00:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it would be the dreamtime in Florida
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-24 23:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should come to Sebring, FL and go to the Outback there. I'll be the hot waitress, you'll the single tourist that needs shown around.... It will be so magical!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-24 23:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck me, it is about a wallaby!
I saw a few Outback Steakhouses while I was in the US, I couldn't bring myself to go in.
I kinda regret not going now. There was one in the burbs of Austin TX, surely I would have been one of the few Australians ever to go and be condecending and dismissive of the theme, despite coming from a land that does the same to Irish bars, etc...
Food times.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-24 23:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And let's not forget the Mac-a-roo and cheese. Which, according to the two year old at my table last week, is NOT macaroni and cheese, thank you very much.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-24 23:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wallaby Darn...I get it now.
Do NOT forget the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-24 23:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That makes sense, I suppose. I work at Outback Steakhouse, the Australian themed steakhouse, so they give the food cheesy names like "Wallaby Darn" and "Prime Minister's Prime Rib." It's embarrassing to say.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-24 23:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ash - I get it "Wallaby Darns" - Well, I'll be darned. I thought it had to do with Wallabies, one of our native animals. I thought peach schnapps was an odd ingredient for a drink named after a short, rock dwelling kangaroo.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-11-24 23:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-24 22:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Update:
I have recently been informed that in addition to the peach schnapps, dark rum, and champagne previously described, Wallaby Darns also include Smirnoff Vodka. I felt very, very bad this morning.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-24 19:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm still quite perplexed as to how a man can post a big -2 and get 200 reviews and 2,000 hits....
i guess this is why i've been scarce lately.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-24 19:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-24 04:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
and one more thing, Mckgink. Both before and after you cruel and unjust comments below I have rated several diverse pieces of work POSITIVE 2 and provided praise and suggestions in a humble manner. I try to give credit where credit is due.
Even you are not a complete waste of space, and on occassion have made remarks that I have thought had some substance and sincerity.
However, I still think you would benefit from shower rose therapy. In your case, I recommend the shower rose enema. Initial penetration might be difficult, as you are so full of shit, but persevere!
I love you.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-11-24 14:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-11-24 14:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2*-1.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-24 13:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-24 12:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
muah
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-24 09:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I go away for the weekend and this shit has gone most heated?!
What the fuck....
Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-24 04:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and one more thing, Mckgink. Both before and after you cruel and unjust comments below I have rated several diverse pieces of work POSITIVE 2 and provided praise and suggestions in a humble manner. I try to give credit where credit is due.
Even you are not a complete waste of space, and on occassion have made remarks that I have thought had some substance and sincerity.
However, I still think you would benefit from shower rose therapy. In your case, I recommend the shower rose enema. Initial penetration might be difficult, as you are so full of shit, but persevere!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-24 03:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Lisa, you're the only one for me... I was just trying for some practice to make sure I would make your toes curl.
Oh, Ash, I love you, and only you. You are my drink-alone-one-and-only, I love you baby.
Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-24 01:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just fighting the good fight for truth, reason and love, Mcgink.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-24 01:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hair, I thought we had something. I guess I was wrong. Wrong!
click click...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-24 01:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get started without me... I amy be a while.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-24 01:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sure, hair. cmon over!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-24 01:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I fuck you in... no... tuck you in?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-11-24 01:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like how this is exactly 0 after 184 reviews.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-24 01:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
goooooodnite ubeR! I love you guys!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-24 01:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 22:57:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
why thank you, cindy!
you fuckin' bitch.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
yea dude she is a bitter little bitch.
she is instigating in every post she rates
she must need love.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-23 23:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok. I wont. +2 for walaby darnes!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 23:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know when to stop, it's a problem I have.
so no.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-23 23:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes. 8 now, maybe i shold stop?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 23:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ash, please tell me you are home alone drinking and ubering...
For some reason I find that kinda sexy...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-23 23:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would share wiht you. If I could.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 23:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good luck with the drinking thing, Ash.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-23 23:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hidden thaat was perfevct! 7 drinks and counting....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 22:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why thank you, cindy!
you fuckin' bitch.
Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-23 22:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden, I wish I had time to read all of the 150 or so posts that comprise your splendid uber archive. I think though I will make do with this one - I suspect it probably summarises your talents nicely. It should cover me for the next 150 posts as well, I think.
Keep up the great work!
Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-23 22:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh boy, I'm glad I took the time to check this post out. The creativity, the insight, the intelligence, the witty repartee!! Hats off to Hidden and to Ubersite!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-23 22:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The letter Q is highly signifigant, Mike.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ. Top of the most heated with only a fucking big old black -2.
WTF? I'm glad I understood this post from the very beginning. I know you hidden :)
What's next, the letter Q or something insignificant and meaningless. Shit, I bet if you posted just the letter Q, it would go to the top of the most heated in like a day because everyone would be either trying to figure out why you posted it, or calling you a drunk attention mongering hit fucking whore who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Either way, it's hilarious.
+2 just because.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i got them from work, hidden. We cant keep stuff for more than four days and the bartendder didnt wnat to throw the stuff out so she gave it to me! See, waiting tables doesn't sound so bad now, does it?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm still at work... screw you guys.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I felt drunk reading that sentence.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wallaby darn. Fresh peches, ice, Dekypur peach schnapps, meyers dark rum, and champagne. I've had 5. I love you guys!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ash, if you found that funny, I want to know what you are drinking.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:24:15 EST (#)
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I'll play along.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:23:10 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*breath*
I don't know why that was so funny, Hair, but I seriously can't stop laughing. I really need to stop drinking.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:20:33 EST (#)
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.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:20:23 EST (#)
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to look
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:20:10 EST (#)
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You will be back.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:19:58 EST (#)
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It's like a car crash...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:19:43 EST (#)
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And as shocked and dismayed as people are - or even disinterested...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:19:18 EST (#)
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Because it has a big -2 on it.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:18:59 EST (#)
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Which is unlikely.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:18:46 EST (#)
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it will only die if people stop posting on here about not posting on here
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 21:08:22 EST (#)
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i'm sorry. the big -2 has become too powerful for even me.
I... CAN'T... STOP... IT...
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:50:59 EST (#)
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152 replies for a big negative two. Isn't that enough hidden? Come on now, it's for the best. Let it die. Post a picture of some beer or something. Let this one die.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:47:32 EST (#)
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it's not that simple, settle.
the big -2 will not go down without a fight.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:46:22 EST (#)
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So we're all agreed! Now let's let this post die.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:43:35 EST (#)
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i wouldn't like this post if i were you, either.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:34:13 EST (#)
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Thank you for the explanation. I shouldn't have used your quote as an example. My sincerest apologies. I still don't like this post.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:28:48 EST (#)
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i think i'd like to see this instead, Hair-
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105027701466121516
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:22:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:07:10 (#)
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Eat me.
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:05:03 (#)
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Shut up.
Now now ladies, there is no need to do anything than Foxy Boxing to resolve this...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:21:05 EST (#)
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Settle, I wrote "It's called being an interesting person."
I did not say this post or conversation were interesting, although I think the original post is not, the thread is.
Andrew attracts attention, some positive, some negative. At the moment it's got 1391 hitsand 147 reviews. Go figure.
Some people can't even attract flies.
See?
I was illustrating that Andrew can attract attention with an uninteresting post.
This really is a tempest in a tea cup, don't you find?
C'est la vie.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:07:10 EST (#)
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Eat me.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-23 20:05:03 EST (#)
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Shut up.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 19:47:54 EST (#)
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Well I asked you to explain what I got wrong and you wouldn't. What more do you want from me?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 19:06:10 EST (#)
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Settle, what gets me is you are smart and irrespective of your age, you contribute so well and postively here. I get cranky when people take my words out of context, you may have picked that up.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 18:53:00 EST (#)
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Hairsphincter - I've given up. You know us teenagers... we just don't get somethings. Or maybe I don't care anymore. Who knows.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-11-23 18:13:26 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106786760788425523
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 18:12:01 EST (#)
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no, i'm at work. i'm taking a little break. i've been working close to 18 hours a day lately (including weekends), and i think it's making me CRAZY.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 18:10:49 EST (#)
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KM, I think too highly of you to take in your last comment, but what in tarnation has got you by the short and curlies?
You don't like Hidden and this post - OK, got it.
BTW, I don't need to defend or stick up for Andrew, he is a gun owner for the love of Pete. I find all this so friggin' twee...
Settle, have you re-read what I wrote yet, all the words now? I'll give you some more time...
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 18:02:11 EST (#)
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hidden, are you drunk again?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:53:24 EST (#)
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i've created a monster.....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:52:18 EST (#)
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the big -2 is even starting to scare me, now....
WHAT... HAVE... I... DONE...?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:51:03 EST (#)
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can you see it, KM? can you see it staring back at you? it's as if it had the ability to stare RIGHT. THROUGH. YOU.
it makes you crazy just trying to imagine what it's thinking at this very moment, while it silently stares back at you....
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Andy your so cute LOLMAO send me a email ;)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:48:59 EST (#)
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never underestimate the power of the big -2.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:47:43 EST (#)
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i can just imagine KM sitting at his computer with a big, throbbing vein popping out of his forehead.
"WHAT??? A BIG -2? WHO WOULD POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS??? WHAT KIND OF *IDIOT* POSTS A BIG... NEGATIVE... TWO...?"
calm down, guy. it's just a big -2. it can't hurt you. it won't jump off the screen and kick you in the nuts. the only thing it can do is burrow into the depths of your mind and make you COMPLETELY INSANE.
(evil cackle)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, this is awesome! I totally get it, man. Hidden reigns. Dude, let me fuck you in the ass.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hidden you stupid fuck you are such an idiot what the hell what do you think you are the shit or something posting a -2 and testing everyone i don't think it's funny you are a fucking shitbag
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:44:15 EST (#)
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I can't believe you can get this much attention from a -2. Let me join in.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:34:51 EST (#)
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bart, please take the big -2 down before it does any more damage. i didn't mean to make KM so angry. i guess the big -2 was just too much for the poor little fella....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 17:32:22 EST (#)
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KM, i know you are reading this.
i know you are reading this RIGHT NOW, at this very moment.
i want to apologize. i want to say i'm sorry for the distress i caused you. i never meant to hurt you with this big -2. i thought the big -2 was harmless. i was wrong, and i've never been so sorry in my life. i don't know if i can live with the pain i've caused you, but i'll have to take it one day at a time.... one day at a time....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-23 16:56:36 EST (#)
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this is awesome.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-23 16:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hair, this has nothing to do with popularity. It has everything to do with this being a stupid post, by a stupid person, so I treated it as such. If you feel the need to be hiddens little buddy, and stand up for him like that, then go ahead. It won't change my opinion of him, but it sure will change my opinion of you.
And hidden, you have mentioned me at least 3 times since i stopped replying. I am done with you. Honestly. I won't rate your shitty ass posts anymore, it's not even worth my time. I just want you to know, that i think you are a total fucking idiot, one last time ok?
Fucking idiot.
K, now everybody jump to his defense, I am done. Everyone start bashing me and settle, who both found this post to be a peice of shit.
*claps*
Yeehawww, this sure is the kicker of all ass! Can't wait to suck your dick in A.C ANDY L@OLO!LO!!!
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-23 15:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Garlic fumes fucking with your tiny mind, settle?
Just because you claim to "read every word", doesn't mean you understand them. Clearly.
Go back, read and try to understand. Try weely weely hard.
I know reading and ovulating is tricky at your age, but fuck bitch, you used to be cool - when did the stupidity come to play?
Read what I write, not what you want it to be. Alas...
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Oh yes, that must be it. I didn't understand. How about you explain it to me because you know what I got from it and obviously it was wrong.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-23 11:12:52 EST (#)
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Should have deleted the settle part, but you get the idea.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-23 11:11:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 06:19:01 (#)
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Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:04:14 (#)
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"Read what I write, not what you want it to be. Alas..."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-11-23 09:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
All the replies were what made me smile.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-11-23 09:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106519803537893
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-11-23 08:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to bother wading through all the replies, I just have to ask.... Are you still on about this same subject we were arguing weeks ago?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-23 06:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you insist...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 06:19:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:04:14 (#)
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Don't worry, I read every word. I just didn't see why you felt the need to stand up for hidden's personality because KM didn't like this post. Maybe if you had said that on one of hidden's posts that was actually *interesting* it would have made sense. Alas...
Garlic fumes fucking with your tiny mind, settle?
Just because you claim to "read every word", doesn't mean you understand them. Clearly.
Go back, read and try to understand. Try weely weely hard.
I know reading and ovulating is tricky at your age, but fuck bitch, you used to be cool - when did the stupidity come to play?
Read what I write, not what you want it to be. Alas...
Submitted by sinsemilla (user info) at 2003-11-23 02:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was in high school, I was dating this guy who had no balls. So my friends and I joked that he had negative two balls. That became his nickname - Negative Two. Ome of my friends drew a caricature of him with a big "-2" on it. It is so sweet. I still have it - 10 years later.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:32:56 EST (#)
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oh, of course. i hope no one thinks i actually expected to get anything other than -2's.
i just like to do things like this every once in awhile to keep people in check.
...like KM.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:26:11 EST (#)
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Yes, I noticed your whole little test. That amused me. But when I open up the post and see a big negative two I'm going to take it like any other post that pops open with a big negative two.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:21:08 EST (#)
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this post IS interesting. come on people, IT'S A BIG -2! HOW IS THAT *NOT* COOL? no really, look at this shit. it's a big fucking -2. how awesome is that? i fucking LOVE this shit...
for two reasons:
1.) it's a big -2
2.) it really riled KM up
like i said, this is compareable to putting a piece of food next to an anthill and watching the fun. it's interesting to me to see what happens. if you're one of the "ants", then of course it's not interesting to you. 9 times out of 10, someone could post complete crap, and the same group of people will -2 the hell out of it. well, maybe it's more like flies on shit....
Steve Jobs- "Hey Bill, look at all the people down there. They look like ants!"
Bill Gates- "They ARE ants, Steve...... they ARE ants!"
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry, I read every word. I just didn't see why you felt the need to stand up for hidden's personality because KM didn't like this post. Maybe if you had said that on one of hidden's posts that was actually *interesting* it would have made sense. Alas...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:00:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-22 13:43:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
And just what is your problem hair?
My problem is you are wetting your panties over Andrew's popularity. You know what, some people are popular (Andrew) and some are not (like you are making yourself now).
Really, get over it. You are not forced to read it.
And settle - please read, dear girl. The whole sentence. Don't just take the words you like, use them all.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:51:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-22 15:07:38 (#)
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Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-22 13:26:02 (#)
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Settle, help me understand why you are such a worthless douchebag. Help me understand why, if uninteresting posts aren't your thing, you wrote this:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106696637479485267
Hey, guess what? You aren't exceptional. It's obvious from your Ubersite habits that you, as a specimen, exemplify the characteristics typical of most seventeen year olds. A thousand Settles would be a great cross section for a study on adolescent psychology. I've scraped more interesting dog shit from the bottom of my shoe. Hidden could blow you out of the fucking water when it comes to personality.
Pizza Hut called. They want to know if you can come it at noon instead of two.
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I know that post wasn't good. It was actually intended to be added to shit post Thursday. Why did you choose my shit post thursday post as an example for my habits on Uber?
And why are you attacking me because I didn't find this post interesting? Maybe you didn't notice, it was a large negative two. That's it. I never said I had anything againts hidden, most of his stuff I like. I didn't like this and you blow up.
And I don't care if I'm a normal 17 year old. I never claimed to be anything different. I come on uber mostly to read interesting stories and comment and sometimes I post my own things. That's it. I'm not here to prove that I am above all teenagers and that my shit doesn't stink. I know not everything I post is interesting to you or the other users. But who hasn't posted something bad every once in a while? Give me a break.
But I'll give you a break and give you what you asked for. I am useless douchebag because:
1) I am 17. And all 17 year olds know absolutely nothing nor can they submit anything worthwhile to uber.
2) I am talking on uber and doing homework on a Saturday night instead of doing anything remotely fun or interesting.
3) I didn't know what the fuck a douchebag was until about 7 months ago.
4) I work at Peter Piper Pizza and not Pizza Hut.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK K.M.. HIDDEN tell his fuckin ass to get a hit post by just posting a one single image like you did.. he ain't got shit you.. fuck him...
AC dude.. can't wait. fuck K.M.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-22 19:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
d00d
bum bum
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-22 15:09:11 EST (#)
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in.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-22 15:07:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-22 13:26:02 (#)
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"It's called being an interesting person."
This is interesting?
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Settle, help me understand why you are such a worthless douchebag. Help me understand why, if uninteresting posts aren't your thing, you wrote this:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106696637479485267
Hey, guess what? You aren't exceptional. It's obvious from your Ubersite habits that you, as a specimen, exemplify the characteristics typical of most seventeen year olds. A thousand Settles would be a great cross section for a study on adolescent psychology. I've scraped more interesting dog shit from the bottom of my shoe. Hidden could blow you out of the fucking water when it comes to personality.
Pizza Hut called. They want to know if you can come it at noon instead of two.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-22 14:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahem.
I wish a headache on you, hidden. An Excederin headache.
2 drinks. TWO DRINKS!!!!!
I think I threw my Thanksgiving dinner from last year up.
Try Everclear, indeed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-22 14:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fight what battle?
i just posted a big -2 and sat back and watched the fun. i didn't know i was supposed to be fighting a battle here.
i'm not trying to "prove" anyone is stupid. just that i have an army of peons at my command. i tell them to jump, they say "how high?" i post a -2, i get -2's.
this is great.
i'm still waiting for everyone to realize what's going on here. i don't know why, because i've said this over and over again. the posts that had actual thought, time, and creativity put into them get little to no attention, and i can post a big -2 and get over 100 reviews and 1,000 hits in a day.
why? well, i know why, but it's a waste of time to get too deep into it.
oh, and KM, one more question for you- how do you like being my bitch?
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-22 13:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And just what is your problem hair? Andwoo can't fight his own battles? He is such a dumb bastard, this is at least the third thing he has posted to somehow "prove" how stupid everyone is. As if he is somehow above everyone else. Give me a break. You know you are fucking loser when you can not:
a) See straight
b) Walk
c) Talk coherently
But still type 80 words a minute perfectly?
Sure thing, buddy. You are that elite. Maybe you should switch from non-alcoholic beer next time you decide to get trashed.
Dumbass.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-22 13:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"It's called being an interesting person."
This is interesting?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-11-22 03:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
as requested
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-11-22 01:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit i thought being interesting went out with platforms and bellbottoms
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-21 20:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KM, why such a whiny bitch?
Jebus, if you spend time with the real Andrew, he gets this much attention everywhere.
It's called being an interesting person.
Try it.
Submitted by Eris18 (user info) at 2003-11-21 20:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love it!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-21 19:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
KM, help me understand something. help ME, help YOU.
if this place makes you so angry, why do you keep coming back? are you a masochist?
why do you keep replying to this? oh wait, it's because you don't realize why i posted it....
well then, let me fill you in. i was sitting there laughing about how you're such an angry, troubled, angst filled youth, and i decided to play a little game with you. it's called "i'll post a big '-2' and see how many negative twos KM actually gives it."
don't you love it? i just made you look like an idiot. well, actually, you did that on your own. i just wanted to prove a point, which is- you're an obsessive-compulsive, angry, little boy.
come on, admit it- you enjoy being a glutton for punishment, don't you, clownshoes?
97 reviews in a few hours, and all i did was post a big -2. i hope i proved my point to the smarter ones around here.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-21 19:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-21 16:46:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
i was going to go outside and throw a piece of food on the ground and watch all the ants scurry about, swarming towards the bait, but it was really cold outside so i made this post instead.....
how you like dat shit, KM?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-21 16:58:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-21 15:39:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, i'm not angry, not at all. I just recognize this guy for what he is:
my homosexual fantasy come true. why do you think i pay so much attention to him?
it is because i am a closet mo, and all i think about is hiddens man muscle.
I bet you did hidden. You are so drunk, right? Look at me, Look at me.
and, yeah Mick, that could be it. That or he's a sad peice of shit.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-21 17:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mick, you just made me laugh until I cried.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-21 17:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
KM = 0WNED
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-21 16:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-21 15:39:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, i'm not angry, not at all. I just recognize this guy for what he is:
my homosexual fantasy come true. why do you think i pay so much attention to him?
it is because i am a closet mo, and all i think about is hiddens man muscle.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-21 16:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was going to go outside and throw a piece of food on the ground and watch all the ants scurry about, swarming towards the bait, but it was really cold outside so i made this post instead.....
how you like dat shit, KM?
ps- i can be so drunk i can't even see or walk, and still type 80 words per minute, perfectly. thank you, and you may now go back to sucking it.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-21 15:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, i'm not angry, not at all. I just recognize this guy for what he is:
A lonely, pathetic, wannabe alcoholic/computer geek.
Submitted by crackergirl (user info) at 2003-11-21 15:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-21 15:22:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
well no seriously, loren, i don't have to lighten up at all.
This was garbage, total shit. Like I don't want to listen to him prattle on about how shitfaced he is, while he makes posts on a website. He is obviously lying, and that's pathetic, like give me a break.
I guess you never outgrew your arrogant stage?
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I'm with Loren on this one.
I'm an arrogant teenager and I want K.M. to lighten the fuck up, too.
Jesus Christ, go smoke a bowl or something and calm down.
Why are you so angry, anyway? Are you a recovering alcoholic?
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-21 15:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm drunk. "
"who can deal with being sober in a world like this? "
"tipsy?
i'm fucking falling-down drunk. "
"god, i love Übersite..... "
"i'm drunk. "
"goddamn, i'm fuckin' drunk. "
"i'm so drunk i can barely see.
someone tell me they love me. "
"i think something really bad is about to happen to me. something like REALLY BAD.
if i'm right, it's been nice knowin' you all..... "
like, what the fuck is this shit?
What a loser.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-21 15:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well no seriously, loren, i don't have to lighten up at all.
This was garbage, total shit. Like I don't want to listen to him prattle on about how shitfaced he is, while he makes posts on a website. He is obviously lying, and that's pathetic, like give me a break.
I guess you never outgrew your arrogant stage?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-11-21 15:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh KM - lighten the fuck up.
I hate arrogant teenagers.
Arrogant teenagers?
Woah, talk about being redundant.....
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-11-21 14:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cheers for wasting ten seconds of my life with this piece of worthles crap. All these -2 posts are really, really funny.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Positives
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Why is this still in the postives?
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean honestly, who gets so shitfaced that they can barely see, yet still types coherently on a fucking web forumn. God damn, what a dumb fuck.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069311664779417549
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-11-20 18:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I called this shit way back here:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069311664779417549#268725
Theory is, no matter what hidden posts, it has the potential to go most heated.
Damn that's funny.
You did the same thing here:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106775249579118575
One sentence that was actually someone else's quote and it went most heated.
Uberusers love you Andy.
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2003-11-20 17:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn! You predicted the rating I was going to give you. Clever Girl!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-20 17:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Oh my god, I'm so drunk, that I can barely see, or maintain my balance. It's so cool that I can spell perfectly, though, and make posts on an internet site."
Fuck guy.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-20 17:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck, you're goddamned right.
You're such a fucking dumbass.
Submitted by PinkFuzzyMice (user info) at 2003-11-20 17:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe THIS is on the most heated list
Submitted by PinkFuzzyMice (user info) at 2003-11-20 16:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny because it's not what I expected at all
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-11-20 16:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only you could put something like this up and get so many hits. +2 for my bewilderment. Oh, and for your creativity.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
now that would be cool for the back of an uber t-shirt
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bad like, the condom broke? Or bad like, I didnt know it was your sister?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think something really bad is about to happen to me. something like REALLY BAD.
if i'm right, it's been nice knowin' you all.....
Submitted by jinx (user info) at 2003-11-20 10:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This will be good "reference material"
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-11-20 10:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So simple yet so effective, I like
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 10:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I feel like one of those people right now. So I'll just use the old standby..."Ooooh, it's pretty." " -Kristen
heeeeeeeheheheheheheeee
Andrew, I don't know what to say...uummm..ummmmmmm.....
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for -2.
I laughed my ass off. What's up Andy?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So i was thinking how at the Ubermeet i would challenge Hidden to a drinking contest. But then i realized that this kid gets smashed everynight. Fuck it! Im gonna start drinking at work to train.
YOUR GOING DOWN!!!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You see what happens? Hidden puts up a post on Uber that doesn't even have any words and it is on the edge of going most heated.
I saw this coming.
The theory is justified.
That's fucking legendary.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
minus ONE!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-20 06:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Umm Kristen... There is room for you on my lap...
..and face..
should you need.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-20 06:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there room for two drunks on this post?
One that thinks tator tots are insanely funny?
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-11-20 06:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-20 05:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW - love you guts, man.
You are a funny, kind, generous, hospitable and wildly entertaining man.
And those hot slores at Dennys agreed - they were undressing you with their eyes.
They wanted you for breakfast.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-20 05:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this because you miss me?
I know it is.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that what you wanted?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Drunk bastard.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I already told you I love you. I'll tell you again: I love you.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure enough Andrew, you have done something that the rest of us would never have dreamed of doing. Huzzah, huzzah! Great job, yay you, you're the king, you rule and any other back-slapping phrases I missed.
Still - WHY?? I must know. I'm just bored enough to seek entertainment in the trials and tribulations of others. Help me out, huh?
Michelle
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm so drunk i can barely see.
someone tell me they love me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember, you can be drunk on the job. Alcoholism is a disease, not an addiction, and you can't get fired for it. Unless you're fucking up horribly because of it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 04:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahaha
i just realized that i have to work tomorrow.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, it delivers what it promises. Have a -2. I love you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
meh
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Übersite- you are my bitch. i'm laughing my ass off at this post.
why?
I. DON'T. KNOW......
but this is a ***NEGATIVE TWO***
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
negative two.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't think you people get it.
this is a NEGATIVE TWO.
***A NEGATIVE TWO***
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Still drinking, eh?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
come on, seriously people. who has ever post a NEGATIVE TWO???
that's right- NOBODY. just ME.
suck it, bitches.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is the greatest thing i've ever posted.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't you people get it???
it's so simple....
so beautiful in it's simplicity....
goddamn, i'm fuckin' drunk.
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yep
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-20 03:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know those people that go to art exhibits and "oooooooh" and "ahhhhhh" over abstract pieces no one actually understands?
I feel like one of those people right now. So I'll just use the old standby..."Ooooh, it's pretty."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awwwwwww, be a good sport, my man.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not drunk, -2. Although I can't say I haven't done worse.
I'm not going to make something acceptable just because he is a cool guy. That is idiocy. I'm trying to be done with that, but it's addictive and contagious.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the?
Who are you Scarlett?
======================
Sorry - it sounded like a line from Gone With The Wind
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:22:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:20:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden you drunken fool!
==========================
Sounds almost familiar???
=====================================
What the?
Who are you Scarlett?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:42:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
THROBBING PENIS'S.
===================================
only i know what this means, and you don't WANT to know.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NEGATIVE FUCKING TWO
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm great. i've never been happier in my whole fuckin' life.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THROBBING PENIS'S.
Submitted by Miss_Sim (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:36:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
nothing. everything is just peachy.
Bullshit.
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know you, but I'm curious too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nothing. everything is just peachy.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:12:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you were going down the road of sobriety?
======================================================
i lied.
who can deal with being sober in a world like this?
---------------------------------------------------------------
Okay, I'll bite - In a world like what? I know I may be opening up a dreadful can of worms with that question but I am interested. Plus, if the world has shifted or rearranged itself recently then I wanna know.
Really I'm just incredibly nosy. So, what gives Andy?
Michelle
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"did you die?"
hahahahahahahahaahahahhahahaha
i'm drunk.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, you gotta check out my review on this post. but read the post first.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10693089751639687
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AM? Well past my nigh-nigh time
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scarlett- it's a little after one. i will continue drinking by myself throughout the night until i pass out.
jwlmar10- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
god, i love Übersite.....
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:20:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden you drunken fool!
==========================
Sounds almost familiar???
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden you drunken fool!
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tipsy?
i'm fucking falling-down drunk.
===============================
it's either really late where you are, or really REALLY early.
I'm still at work - this is not fair.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok i need to go to bed
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nobody ever mentions my name until the best -2 posts and then everyones all jwlmar10 that was so funny harhar
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hell yea man fuck that shit i get no recognition around here
im still here bitches!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tipsy?
i'm fucking falling-down drunk.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jwlmar10- have you noticed that Loren forgot you in her Überfaces post?
i just wanted someone else to feel like they've been kicked in the balls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:12:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you were going down the road of sobriety?
======================================================
i lied.
who can deal with being sober in a world like this?
========================================================
Bless your cotton socks, you are a little tipsy aren't you?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you were going down the road of sobriety?
======================================================
i lied.
who can deal with being sober in a world like this?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality post from a quality guy. Really. No, REALLY.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im drunk
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me too
me TWO
plus 2
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you were going down the road of sobriety?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm drunk.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's "YOUR" theory. We don't have a theory do we?
Submitted by Scarlett (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Right?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You're testing our theory again aren't you?
Either that or you're drunk. I don't think you are though.
You'll not get a negative two from me.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is! It is a negative two!! You are a clever boy.
Michelle
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever you say chief
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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