Yet another shit post, but it's okay because it's thursday so I have an excusse (756 hits)
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Submitted by <cassi021584.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-20 12:03:59 EST
You know those emails you constantly recieve from the same people, you know, the ones that are always really annoying? For example:
"Foward this email to:
1 person- You will die a horrible painful death then be fed to angry devil dogs with AIDS, SARS, cancer, tuberculosis, hepatitis C, mad cow disease, chicken pox, and herpes.
5 people- On your drive home today you will loose control of your car and go flying off a never-ending cliff.
10 people- God might decide he wants you to live, but then he might think, 'Hey, why didnt this asshat send it out to 15 people, huh? HUH?!
15 people- God will decide you can live.... for today.
25 people- You'll get laid by that crack whore next door and contract AIDS, SARS, cancer, tuberculosis, hepatitis C, mad cow disease, chicken pox, and herpes... but hey, youre gonna get LAID!"
Today, I was lucky enough to not have to bear the pain of recieving one of these emails. But instead, I got one of those 'cute' puppy and kitten emails, with pictures of puppies and kittens doing 'cute' things... 'cute' things like a kitten in a glass, or a kitten holding two water buckets, or a kitten swimming in a pool with a swimsuit and a shower cap, or holding a gun up to a kitten with it's paws up... awwwww! how sweet! MAKE ME FREAKIN PUKE!!!!! QUICK! GET ME A BUCKET! SHOOT THE KITTY!!!
"If you foward this you're my friend!"
Why in the hell do i need to foward an email to prove i'm youre friend? FUCK OFF! I dont want to look at the damn kitties and puppies, and if you keep sending me this crap i just may go temporarily insane! WEE HEE!!! WAAA HOOO!!!! WWOOOOOOOWWWW!!! IT'S HAPPENING! NO MORE PUPPIES! NO MORE KITTIES!!! SHOOT THE KITTY!!!
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Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope. No excuse.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
reallybored- but i am FAR from the first person to 'annoy' people with things that annoy me, i think that at least half of the posts ever made on uber are probably rants
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Sidenote before i get into this: Is it just me or is there just crappy posts today? Thursdays are really evil.
Ok. I agree that many posts are rants. I love rant posts. I find them fucking hilarious. I guess this is a rant post, so for that i wont negate it anymore. I just think you can do better. And i get tired of seeing the same pictures over and over again. Just my pet peeve. Like when guys leave the toilet seat up - i fucking hate that. Wait, erm...nevermind. Anyway i think you catch my drift.
But if was going to rant on this subject i would throw a couple lines in like this..
"OK Asshole. Thanks for the fucking 22 meg e-mail that is 95% goddamn names of people i dont fucking know and then 3 lines of some stupid ass lame fuck of a story. WOW, thanks. You know what, im glad you sent it to 40 fucking people, because instead of meeting your true love, your gonna meet 40 pissed off motherfuckers at your house later on wanting blood. Eat that damn cat and die on a furball, bitch."
But thats just me.
Off to lunch!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Crappy
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
reallybored- but i am FAR from the first person to 'annoy' people with things that annoy me, i think that at least half of the posts ever made on uber are probably rants
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no shit huh? this picture has been posted before? wow!!!! so... 1+1=2, which means that i purposely put this picture on here because it's fucking annoying and i've seen it a million and one times... and since when have we criticised people's spelling? are you gonna get me for punctuation and capital letters too
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Hey man i understand you. Annoying us with somethat that annoys you is really a good idea. Thanks for brightening my day!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man PMJ, those caps kinda scared me
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<out of breath>
Whew I'm here, a little late sorry I was taking care of business elsewhere, pussy all about you know.
I trust you've taken care of matters already without me Dark Prince?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with Cassiopeia.. I hate getting these emails, too.
1..2..3 strikes you're out. block list. no more emails from me, and yours will never reach me.
if you send this on, you're my friend!
I'm not your friend anymore. You're an asshole and sending me a sappy fucking email that would only be 10kb in size if you'd strip the rest of the fucking email addresses of the other 200 fucksticks off is suddenly 297k and locks out my inbox, prevents me from getting mail from people I still care about.
make a wish! and then the 500 lines of blank space to scroll through...
5 people: your wish will come true in 2 weeks
10 people your wish will come true in a day
20 people your wish will come true by lunchtime and your crush will call you!
30 people your wish will come true right away and your crush will tell you they like you back!
if I resend it to everyone on the list, that would be fucking great. all 200 people.
You will die instantly and kathy ireland will be under my desk knobbing me.
god damn, someone send me a chain letter, quick!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THERE IS NO 'SHIT POST THURSDAY', JUST SHIT POSTS MY FUCKWADS LIKE YOU!!!!!
I'm really hoping all-caps can do the trick.
Submitted by marc01 (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
spelign si awlasyed critiezd on hear. alos tihs psot sucekd blals.
also ,it is not shit post thursday. that day does nto fuckign exist.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no shit huh? this picture has been posted before? wow!!!! so... 1+1=2, which means that i purposely put this picture on here because it's fucking annoying and i've seen it a million and one times... and since when have we criticised people's spelling? are you gonna get me for punctuation and capital letters too?!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate this post.
That picture has already been posted.
Thats one cute cat.
Wow, im gay.
-2 for you!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yet another shit post, but it's okay because it's thursday so I have an excusse
no you dont, and learn to spell.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Paging insanethemin, insanethemind come to the action booth.