Let's see Socrates tackle this one. The philosophy of woman beating (443 hits)
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Submitted by Puff Inq <puffinqallday.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-20 13:31:18 EST
Now we all can agree that for a man to hit a woman is wrong by society's standards. Alas with all moral laws there is a certain gray area, it's wrong to steal, but it's all right if it's to feed your family. I've recently discovered a gray area for this man beating woman moral law. So I pose a question to all the ubers out there, Is it wrong for a man to HOLD a woman, while another WOMAN beats the first?
Stay with me here.
The way we perceive right and wrong is due to circumstance (Ex, stealing for family) So what if the said woman above deserved to be beat because of a wrong doing towards a man. The said man is in a little bit of a bind, he can not straight out hit the woman for fear of being labeled a wife/woman beater. The man could go out and find one of his more burley flannel wearing lady friends and extract revenge that way. What if the above mentioned act was so terrible, that the man will not feel vindicated if he does not put his personal "touch" on this revenge in one way or another.
A good example, a friend of mine, we'll call him Bob. Bob doesn't do any other drugs besides marijuana, he wants nothing to do with the rest and he's made that quite clear to his other friends and myself. Now the said woman above, for namesake, we'll call her BETH. Beth recently was in a smoke session with Bob, passing around an opium/heroin (Not sure which one) laced joint with out informing my friend or anyone else until the session is over. This flipped Bob's lid, as I said above, he does nothing except for weed. So having another drug forced on him, with out his prior knowledge or consent is about as a pissy situation as you can get. Bob is a levelheaded man, I've only seen him laughing and smiling, but this situation had him in a tear filled rage. I found out about this situation a few days later, and Bob was still in a hateful mood. He obviously wanted revenge, but in his heart he knew he could not bring himself to hit a woman, be he need to have his hand stirred into the mix, at least if its only a little.
That is the origin of the said question, so once again, I ask, "Is it ok for a man to hold a woman, while another woman beats her."
I love shit post Thursday.
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Submitted by themonkey (user info) at 2003-11-20 18:41:14 EST (#)
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Give her a tampax laced with Anthrax... that should teach her to give people laced shit.
Submitted by PinkFuzzyMice (user info) at 2003-11-20 17:02:20 EST (#)
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you completely disgust me
I hope you step into my jurisdiction for a few minutes
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 16:01:47 EST (#)
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Sure, so long as it's acceptable for said woman's brother/father/whatever to hold said man whils she has at him with a crowbar.
Prancing ninny.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-11-20 15:56:14 EST (#)
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I'm wondering what the ultra-feminist "women are equal (or better) than men in pretty much every way" stance would be towards this.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-20 15:47:48 EST (#)
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Most likely opium.
That isn't a funny thing to do though. My sister really freaked out one time when someone gave her a pcp laced joint, and quite understandably. PcP is the worst thing I have ever tried and that includes huffing "fast actin tinactin".
haha
sad but true
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-20 15:43:56 EST (#)
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drugs are bad. mkay?
shitpost thursdays are dead. mkay?
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-11-20 15:27:02 EST (#)
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Next time just pass her a joint laced with arsenic, that'll teach her to use illegal narcotics without first oking it with everyone possible.
Submitted by LarryG (user info) at 2003-11-20 15:24:23 EST (#)
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i say smack the hoe
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-20 14:07:33 EST (#)
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I don't know if it's ok for him to hold her per se... maybe something more along the lines of him training a monkey to hold her down would be ok.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-20 14:03:32 EST (#)
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Kick her ass.
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:50:32 EST (#)
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I dont think you should hold her. i think th eother girl should just kick her ass!
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:47:43 EST (#)
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Please people! SPT died 30 October 03. Let it rest in peace!
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:39:53 EST (#)
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There is no shit post Thursday. There is no shit post Thursday. THERE IS NO SHIT POST THURSDAY!!!!
WE KILLED IT!!!!
Now, stealing is wrong. It is not right to steal to feed your family. It's understandable, but that doesn't make it morally right.
Your argument sucks on so many levels. Based on logic, taste, and subject matter, you fail.
Buttmunch.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you.
My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought
up.
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge "
Interesting how the simpsons quotes kinda tie into the posts...weird.
funny. but sooo wrong. no, its not alright to hold a woman while she gets beat up...not is it right to hold a man while HE gets beat up
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:34:31 EST (#)
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I dont know. Id just prefer to get some lumberjack of a bitch to kick her ass.
I remember when this girl in college accused me of something terrible. I mean really bad. It was a complete lie and i was infuriated. But there was nothing i could do. Luckily a girl from my sister sorority met the lying bitch at the bar and beat the shit out of her for me. It was nice.