I Am Allergic To Deaf Old Ladies (767 hits)
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Submitted by Apathesia <dreamkrafter.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-20 13:55:34 EST
First, I must start this off with a well used question:
Why, God? Why?
My middle name should have been embarrasment, because its all the seems to happen to me. It's like I'm in this horrible sitcom where, if you try real hard, you can hear an audience laughing somewhere in the distance and the blinking "applause" sign stopped working years ago.
In this episode, an old lady who is hard of hearing enters into my workplace along with what I could only guess is two of her knitting partners. Smile on my face, I get up and greet the group at the door.
And sneeze on them.
You feel a sneeze coming, faster than normal. As it approaches at a speed that only God and embarrasing things happen, I try to turn my head. Nay, one of her friends is there. As desperation sets in (you KNOW what is about to happen), you fling your head the other way and sneeze.
Right on the other lady.
No more than ten minutes ago, I was breating fine. No water in my eyes, no sniffles, no dribbling snot out of the nostrils. But now they get to see me in all of my snotular wonder.
Greeeeat.
Not only did I lose the sale, but I lost even MORE of my dignity.
Why, God? Why?
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-21 15:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ewwwwwwwww. But, I laughed. Still..... ewwwwww.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-20 19:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Must be Thursday
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-11-20 15:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Please come sneeze on the old lady I have to work with.
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Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 14:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe...you sneezed on an old woman. That's gross.
Submitted by themonkey (user info) at 2003-11-20 14:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
One word: Allegra.