Michael Jackson Jokes (2441 hits)
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Submitted by <joe.momma.at.jm.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-20 21:01:47 EST
How do we know Michael is guilty?
Several children have fingered him.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?
He heard little boys underwear was half off.
What's black and comes in a little white can?
Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Michael Jackson FUCKS LITTLE BOYS IN THE ASS!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
One is made out of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with
and one is used to carry groceries.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of Boy Scouts?
He was up to a pack a day.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson
Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.
Why does Michael travel with a huge road crew?
He always has a lot of shit to pack.
Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
Emily Dick in son.
User Reviews
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:37:49 EDT (#)
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Yep, still funny.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:15:47 EST (#)
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Nellypaal is a fucking faggot, but this is a work of art.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:49:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-17 11:55:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jay (user info) at 2004-03-13 10:59:26 EST (#)
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Michael Jackson tried to committ suicide recently by jumping into the ocean.
Lifeguards found him clinging to a buoy
Submitted by Luke Fedder at 2004-03-07 20:59:43 EST (#)
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Did you hear Michael Jackson is moving to Pennsylvania?
Yeah, he's moving to Dubois.
Submitted by kilndropheaven (user info) at 2004-02-20 13:53:12 EST (#)
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Yeah I remember Moonwalker, that was the video game, I think. The children were tied up and stuff. Bubbles the chimp was in it too. The only thing you could do was dance.
What does Michael Jackson like to do in his spare time?
Blow Bubbles.
Submitted by tiredlady <tiredwoman.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-02-20 13:49:32 EST (#)
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have you heard of the new Michael Jackson burger at mcdonalds?
Its a piece of meat between two buns.
Submitted by Wave_Rider_Cafe (user info) at 2004-02-20 13:32:34 EST (#)
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Does anyone remember Michael Jackson's video game? My friend Josh had it for Sega Genesis, and it was pretty weird. Not only did you have to fight a boss by making it dance or something, but you ahd to rescue little kids squirreld away in places like car trunks and elevators and broom closets. And the kid would jump up and down and say "Michael!" For saving the kid, you got more power to dance and make monsters dance, or something like that.
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-01-22 09:47:11 EST (#)
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Great!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-12-16 13:19:24 EST (#)
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That's funny Trout!!!
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2003-11-21 06:17:31 EST (#)
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Why does Michael Jackson like fucking twenty-eight year olds?
Because there's 20 of them!!!
(more of an aural joke I think)
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-11-21 05:58:17 EST (#)
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The last one was rubbish but +1 for the research.
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-11-21 05:51:22 EST (#)
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jacko has also fingered several children.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 05:03:19 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:27:53 EST (#)
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quack, you're irght, but I couldn't think of the right way to convey it in text.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:26:02 EST (#)
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funny. with the neil armstrong one, you have to do the hand motions for your audience to make it funny. two fingers walking bouncy when you say "walked on the moon" and then two fingers moonwalking when you deliver the punchline. try it. its much better
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:15:14 EST (#)
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GrizzlyHunter62, it's so wrong that it's gotta be right.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:09:12 EST (#)
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Not bad, some are almost funny, except:
"Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of Boy Scouts?
He was up to a pack a day. "
That one is just so wrong.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:07:39 EST (#)
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Sionyfranco, I liked that one too.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:06:32 EST (#)
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Hilarity doesn't ensue.
Submitted by Sionyfranco (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:06:05 EST (#)
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+2 purely for:
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.