Dead Baby Jokes (442 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -2 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <benji52202.at.lycos.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-20 21:48:21 EST
I was looking on the site today and I couldn't find any dead baby jokes. So I figured I'd put them up. Some may be asking whats so funny about a dead baby. The real question is what isn't funny about a dead baby. HAHHAHAHA It's a dead baby! Well here are a few, fell free to add any if you want.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
What happens when you put a baby in the microwave?
It explodes.
What's the difference between unloading a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.
What's red and squirms in the corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
What's funnier than a pile of dead babies?
One trying to eat it's way up.
Why should you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on his face.
I'll stop there, either you've already clicked the back bottem beacuse you couldn't stand them. Or your laughing your ass off. Hope you enjoyed.
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Submitted by Bloodshed (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I treid to fix the not looking to hard part, I by accidently remade the post again, saying I found some, sorry guys, it's my first post.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
These jokes are just like that line from X-Men where Storm asks Toad if he knows what happens to a toad that's struck by lightning, they have no punchline.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-20 21:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you didn't look too hard, did you? try doing a search for "dead baby"
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062107008972824746
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1053704520711023997
Fucking ASSHAT.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
These joke lists are so awesome today!