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Dead Baby Jokes (735 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1.16 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <benji52202.at.lycos.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-20 21:50:13 EST


I haven't had my share of dead baby jokes in a while. If somebody has already posted some of these I give credit to them. Some may be asking whats so funny about a dead baby. The real question is what isn't funny about a dead baby. HAHHAHAHA It's a dead baby! Well here are a few, fell free to add any if you want.

How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave?
It explodes.

What's the difference between unloading a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.

What's red and squirms in the corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies?
One trying to eat it's way up.

Why should you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on his face.

I'll stop there, either you've already clicked the back bottem beacuse you couldn't stand them. Or your laughing your ass off. Hope you enjoyed.




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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Heard 'em all.

Give me something new.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-11-21 04:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Once again the gene pool has spewed forth a genetic throwback.
Go castrate yourself so as not to further infect it."

Nobody likes you, dakingisdead. If I were you, I'd change my diet to bleach and arsenic.



*ahem*

Aside from that minor distraction....

Sorry, but I've seen a lot of dead baby jokes, and these weren't on my top favorites. Keep it up, though. You had some other good articles. We all have our moments.

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-21 04:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahahaaha...... not.

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1026906012127116137

If you were a food, you would be a sausage.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-11-21 03:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bathtub?



You can't fuck a bathtub

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-21 03:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot to put credit the source, www.deadbabyjoke.com

Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 because I can't believe someone posted this again. Next time try a search.
-1 because those were the most unfunny dead baby jokes I've ever heard.

-Bus

Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck. What would cause you to write those things? Get help.

Submitted by Skillet <junkmail.at.travellitheband.com> at 2003-11-20 23:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pure genious

Whats the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a Ferarri?
I don't have a Ferarri in my garage.

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Once again the gene pool has spewed forth a genetic throwback.
Go castrate yourself so as not to further infect it.

bye bye

Submitted by Sirius_Lives (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wow that's just horrible...horrible. I've heard a couple funny dead baby jokes but yours were heinous and not funny. You somehow messed up the bowling ball one to sound like an idiot with just changing a few words around. Way to come out looking like an asshole.

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-11-20 22:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dumb

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Heard them all.. sad... the atainment of new dead baby jokes seems to get harder and harder all the time... Here is one

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets shorter and shorter?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato pealer...
What's red and white and screams?
Same baby in a bag of salt!

now that is good baby jokage.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-20 21:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Done a billion times.

Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-20 21:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you didn't look too hard, did you? try doing a search for "dead baby"

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062107008972824746

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1053704520711023997


Fucking ASSHAT.


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