Observations of a Shopping Centre Lunch Hour (783 hits)
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Submitted by Franger (View user info) at 2003-11-20 23:42:53 EST
Most days I take lunch by myself, occasionally I go eat with friends but most of the time I go by myself so I can enjoy a little solidarity after being continually hasselled by moronic solicitors and secretaries who can't figure out how to hit the ok button when a message comes up their screen to tell them something went wrong.
Due to this I often go and sit in a place in the nearby shopping centre known as the Walk of Shame by some and the Perving Gallery by others. You see after the roof literally fell in on the eating area a few months ago they rebuilt in with a walkway down the centre of the food court which splits the place in half and is basically the only way through this area to shops on the other side and the main carpark. To each side is are benches with stools facing into this walkway, I'm sure you can see now why it got its name, although for those of you with bad spatial relations here is an ascii outlay of it with circles for stools.
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Anyway, so today I was forced sit on one of the uncomfortable stools at a side bench rather than taking up a table to myself like I usually like to. Since I was eating by myself I had a lot of time to think and observe, especially due to my position. Here are some rough stats on what I saw go past
(Note: girls refers to females in general but its just most of the ones I noticed looked under 25)
Number of girls I would have deemed fuckable before I came to this town: 4
Number of girls I deem fuckable after having lived in this hole for over a year: 15
Number of aforementioned girls who were probably underage: 7
Number of girls wearing pants so low I actually saw pubic hair: 2
Number of aforementioned girls that were attractive: 0
Number of girls wearing see through white skirts/pants: 10
Number of aforementioned girls who were not fat: 2
Number of girls wearing see through white skirts/pants and a g-banger: 2
Number of aforementioned girls who were not fat: 1
Number of girls who would fall out of their top if they were to do anything more than walk: 23
Number of aforementioned girls who had this problem due to breast size: 4
Number of girls on opposite side of walkway on the stools who were flashing their panties at me: 3
Number of aforementioned girls who had shaved that area: 0
I have come to several conclusions from all these statistics. First of all is that guys really are adaptive, when I moved to the Gold Coast my standards rose to a ridiculously high degree, then when I came back here I realised how good I had life down there, now after being here for a while I'm more prepared to settle for average looking women.
Secondly, there is a huge increase in sluttiness lately, or at least looking slutty. Now I would have no problem with this except that females don't seem to be willing to go to the effort to look good anymore, this can be witnessed byt he alarmingly high number of fat or ugly chicks wearing skimpy clothing. And I mean why wear a top that shows off your breasts to the point that they are nearly falling out when they are not worth seeing? You need to accentuate the parts of you that are worth looking at damnit! And geez, if your going to flash your panties at the guy across from you and smile at him then at least have the decency to shave/wax/whatever your bikini line.
Thirdly and finally, perhaps I've been hearing far too much about Michale Jackson lately and due to this I am now checking out younger girls, or you know, maybe I'm just a pervert, whatever.
And now here is a photo of some girls who used to walk around naked in the building opposite me at uni when they thought no one was looking. Something they are unfortuantely not doing at the time the photo was taken.
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Submitted by Apathesia (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Must be thursday.
Or at least you didn't excape it either.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehehe....
Nekkid chicks.....
hehehehe.....
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-21 06:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I couldn't fuck up every post, could I?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 05:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck me Franger did something good.
What is the world coming to?
Mum?
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-11-21 03:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha!!!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-21 02:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just noticed a Daimaru shopping bag. Cool.
The Japanese are not like us.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-21 02:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why, by my two weeks in the US were fun, fun, fun. Accent all the way.
Having said that, I had to show my driver's licence a few times for people to believe me.
I love roots.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-21 02:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, we agree on something!
The Australian accent is quite sexy. Hey, we agreed on something else! Have a +2!
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-21 01:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes the accent does definately help, in fact almost any accent helps because the draw of international sex is too much for most women.
Hey should I be like celebrating, this is the first non-porn post I have made that hasn't completely sucked.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-21 01:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bob,
The one on the right is the only one I find attractive. YOu must be A) Gay, or B) Blind, or C) stupid...and i'm betting its C).
Franger,
US girls in Australia are easy I"m guessing because they can't get enough of the accent. I had a relative from there and his friend come here. They picked up at the bar in exactly 5 minutes. So sad.
Great post.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me mind is all a boggle.
Don't you dare spell that joke out.
If they don't get it they ain't old enough!
bye bye
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:03:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
the two in the middle arent too bad.
the others are ugly and i feel bad for you if you saw them naked.
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The one on the right has a fan-fucking-tastic rack and most of them must have had some sort of background from Brazil. I hope I don't have to spell that joke out for you.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Says the guy who's probably never seen a naked woman barring pictures on Uber.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the two in the middle arent too bad.
the others are ugly and i feel bad for you if you saw them naked.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
iddqd I said on your thread I was gonna do yours later, I'll put it up once this gets pushed off the front page.
Oh and interestingly, despite the flag on one girls shirt and that I am in Australia all those girls are in fact American. There is one good thing about American girls in Australia, the majority of them put out fairly easy, perhaps they were aware other people were around when they were naked but they just didn't care. We didn't care, we just got a good perve.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with dakingisdead completely. I'm mad he said it first!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The chick in the tan skirt on the far right is cute. I love her outfit.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Franger you are going to make a GREAT dirty old man.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HEY! wheres my damn post! you arent allowed to write ANYTHING until my title is done!
you slack bastard.