Where's the remote? (669 hits)
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Submitted by kgbpasha (View user info) at 2003-11-21 05:40:03 EST
Where's the remote?
Fuck!
Now how fucking hard is it to fucking invent a t.v. that
has a remote locator built into it? They fucking have it
on telephones. Can't find your cordless? Push the fucking
page button and the handset beeps it's fucking head off 'till
you locate it.
I'll turn this fucking house inside out before I admit defeat
and actually walk up to the fucking t.v. and manually turn
it on. No, you know what? Fuck it. I'm finding this fucking
remote if it's the last fucking thing I do.
That fucking remote better not be out in the fucking open
somewhere. It better be fucking hidden in a fucking sock in the
darkest corner of my fucking house. Two fucking hours. I'm
going to kill the next person that calls me on the phone and
asks what the fuck I'm doing.
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Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2003-11-24 16:25:13 EST (#)
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made me smile.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-11-24 16:19:14 EST (#)
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For balance.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-21 13:46:16 EST (#)
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"Why dont you do that with a bit of string and your remote... or tape it to your wrist. "
I like the idea of tying a string to it.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-21 11:09:49 EST (#)
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Whats your number? i wanna call and see what your up to good buddy.
MU AHHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:48:15 EST (#)
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I stole your remote.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:45:42 EST (#)
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"""Submitted by Whiskey_Sour (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:04:09 (#)
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Damnit, that was my idea. Even worse, apollo88 has a TV that can page the remote.
I just bought a Sony Trinitron with all the bells and whistles. Well aparently not, because
I can't page my fucking remote. I'm taking that piece of shit back. """
You should too whiskey, accept no substitues.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:45:17 EST (#)
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Turn on the radio. It's a proven fact that music helps people search.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:38:37 EST (#)
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I might be wrong, but I think you can buy something to add to your remote for that purpose. Should be standard though.
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:30:15 EST (#)
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What is it about guys and remotes? I dont get it. Is it something you're born with???
Submitted by Whiskey_Sour (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:04:09 EST (#)
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Damnit, that was my idea. Even worse, apollo88 has a TV that can page the remote.
I just bought a Sony Trinitron with all the bells and whistles. Well aparently not, because
I can't page my fucking remote. I'm taking that piece of shit back.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:40:12 EST (#)
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How about not worring about the bloody remote and go outside to see the greatest show on Earth.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:03:27 EST (#)
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If you're prepared to walk up to the tv and press a page button... how come you're not prepared to walk up to the tv and change channel?
You're a man aren't you?
Remember when remotes were attached with a wire? Why dont you do that with a bit of string and your remote... or tape it to your wrist.
No, wait! Ive got it, get a wild wild west style contraption to wear around your wrist and when you want to change channels, you can whip it out!
Submitted by bonus (user info) at 2003-11-21 06:31:42 EST (#)
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Check your dressing gown pocket.
Submitted by turbo (user info) at 2003-11-21 06:18:54 EST (#)
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fuck
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 06:13:09 EST (#)
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Amusing post though!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 05:51:29 EST (#)
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My TV (Sony Wega) has a button you press on the side and it pages the remote. Keeps beeping until you find it.
Your TV sucks.