"Mom... I think dad thinks I'm gay". (889 hits)
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Submitted by russ <russizm.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-22 11:58:03 EST
Everything I am about to write happened about two years ago, in my second semester of college.
My friend Hank was in my PSY101 class. After every class, we would go to Taco Bell to get some food, and then go back to my house to play GTA3. Sometimes high, sometimes not.
After a few hours of gaming, it was time for me to get ready for work. So, like any normal person would, I took a shower.
That would be the end of me.
My friend proceeded to sit in the living room and watch tv, while I went into my room to change.
You have to understand that there was a certain tension between us, I mean, it was a little awkward to have my friend leave the room so I can take the towel off. So, in hindsight, I guess what I did was to relieve this tension.
The rooms in the house are close together; across from my room, is my parents', while my sister's room is at the end of the hall. My friend was sitting on a chair opposite of my sister's room.
I still had a towel on, put one hairy and leg outside of my door, and said something that I'll regret for the rest of my life.
"Ohhhhhhh Haaaaaaaank"
He looks over.
"I only have a towel on!! You know what that means!!"
He and I start laughing, knowingly joking.
I get dressed and we play a bit more GTA3.
My friend leaves.
I go out into the dining room, to get everything together for work, and I see him. My dad staring out the window, as Hank drives away, with tears in his eyes. I started thinking to myself, "oh god, another breakdown".
Then I started thinking.
shit. shit. shit.
Was my dad home?
Does he think I'm gay?
I get out of sight and start thinking that he could have been in his room while I was saying all that stupid shit, he could have came home while I was in the shower and didn't know it.
I certainly wasn't going to bring it up to him, and he wasn't saying anything to me. A day went by and I decided to call my mother and explain to her what happened.
"Mom... I think dad thinks I'm gay".
"What?"
I explained everything.
She said that he had not said anything to her... but I am still skeptical about that. So, even if he did, she could explain things to him.
My friend was scared to come over for a few days after the incident, and eventually, my dad and I started having the same bullshit small talk about sports, etc.
At least now I know for sure he doesn't think I'm gay, as my girlfriend has been living with me for more than a year.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-24 04:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he he he...
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2003-11-23 19:00:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 16:16:45 (#)
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1. Elton John
2. David Guest
3. Russ
You do the math.
hahahah that was awesome.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-23 16:16:45 EST (#)
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1. Elton John
2. David Guest
3. Russ
You do the math.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2003-11-23 11:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have friends who've known me for ten years that still ask if I am gay
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2003-11-22 20:31:57 EST (#)
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excellent. my best friends father AND brother think hes gay
youre not alone
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-22 16:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha two things:
1) i saw "Mom, i think dad thinks..." on the recently reviewed list and somehow KNEW that it ended with "i'm gay"
2) my dad almost continually thinks i'm gay. dont know why. my best friend and i are really close, but we are in no way gay. hm.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-22 14:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ME: I don't know why he got that stupid tongue ring. Why would anyone want a tongue ring?
Girl: Well you'd know if you ever had a blow job from a girl with one. Have you?
Me? no.
Girl: Have you ever had a blow job?
Me: no
Girl: have you ever kissed a girl with a tongue ring?
Me: no
Girl: have you ever kissed a girl at all???
Me: no
Girl: Are you gay???
Me: NONONONONONONONONO
That's when I knew i had to try harder to get a girlfriend, to avoid more of those "are you gay" comments.
Submitted by Bloodshed (user info) at 2003-11-22 14:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, I've had my share of akward moments, my tecnology teacher thinks I'm gay, heh but thats another story.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-11-22 13:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hehe
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-22 13:32:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-22 12:21:28 EST (#)
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I go out into the dining room, to get everything together for work, and I see him. My dad staring out the window, as Hank drives away, with tears in his eyes. I started thinking to myself, "oh god, another breakdown"
Submitted by awesome_lauren (user info) at 2003-11-22 12:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-11-22 12:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahaha. Awkward moments rule.
-Tom