Here's your monday morning WTF (678 hits)
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Submitted by El Fucking Guapo (View user info) at 2003-11-24 10:00:50 EST
http://www.hernandotoday.com/MGAPLR3YAND.html
only in fucking Florida.......
the best part was this:
"When deputies checked with the communication center, they found that Sanborne had a restraining order against Wise and Wise had a restraining order on Sanborne. As a result, both were arrested on a charge of violation of a court order."
only in Florida.......
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Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-11-24 15:31:43 EST (#)
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hey, florida's cool. it's not our fault that everyone sends their old people here...
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-24 13:32:25 EST (#)
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http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/11/24/BAGLV39DJD1.DTL&type=printable
oh shit i read that one and trying to picture that scene lol.
keystone cops anyone?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-24 11:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats great.
It almost compares to my hometown area, where a woman was arrested for "Theft of steak."
According to the police report, a couple went down to use the BBQ in their apartment complex, threw the steak on and stepped back inside for a moment to get the rest of their cooking utensils. A neighbor noticed the unattended steak, and stole it.
The police tracked the thief down by following the "juice" trail that led upstairs to an apartment door. Upon searching the premises, they found it hidden beneath the bathroom sink on a plate, ready for dinner.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-24 11:00:09 EST (#)
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RB - If that we're true then 2/3's of all COPS episodes would be filmed in tallahasse instead of Miami, heheheheh :-p
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-24 10:40:42 EST (#)
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My parents live like 10 minutes from where this happened.
See, the thing is, people dont realize there are TWO FLORIDAS.
North florida, aka the sticks where Insane lives and shit like this happens.
South florida, where i live. Only beautiful women and sunny days here.
I swear!
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-11-24 10:34:02 EST (#)
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A domo-kun? Is that thing from a PBS show or something? Still I just can't laughing at that pic. Especially when I first saw that "alive" from POD just came on the radio. It was like perfect timing. Ahhh....nevermind I'm having a caffiene, rush now. But the pic is funny. I'm still laughing at that chroniclesofgeorge thingy you posted.
Thank you Guapo and drive thru
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-24 10:27:06 EST (#)
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There is a great Dave Barry article in the December Reader's Digest. In it, he laments that Florida was ranked by some group as the 47th stupidest state (or was it 47th smartest?), but he thinks that they should be the stupidest. If you have a chance, you may want to check it out.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-11-24 10:22:29 EST (#)
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WTF is right.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-24 10:22:07 EST (#)
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Only in Florida, Eh? I don't know whether to be proud or pissed!
:-)
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-24 10:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe - it's a Domo-kun
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-24 10:09:59 EST (#)
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**Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.**
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-11-24 10:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, you find some of the best shit. But you are right though, only in Florida.
And the what is that thing? I see those everywhere.
Thank you and drive thru