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Submitted by Luther (View user info) at 2003-11-25 11:30:05 EST
You all know about my hatred of christmas music... I'm listening to the Jackson 5 right now. So far I've hear Mariah Carey 4 times today. Singing the same flipping song. 4 times before noon. Somebody shoot me... and we've now moved from sporadic christmas songs to mostly christmas songs to all christmas songs. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss my cheesy 80's music!!!
So, to take away from my holiday agony I have a question for my fellow UberUsers. Maybe it's a silly question, but I've pondered it for part of the morning now. Sad, I know... I want to know from male and female uberers some basic little factoids. I ask this because I was recently accused of being "SUCH a girl!" and I want to know if I do indeed have more in common with women than men. So, if you're bored and want to help me tune out the hell that is christmas music and FUCKING jingle bells, please answer my quick little questions. Thanks...
1. gender?
2. age?
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist?
4. favorite adult beverage?
5. preferred non adult beverage?
6. favorite color?
7. do you use a hair dryer?
8. do you use fabric softener?
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week?
10. favorite movie?
That should give me a good idea. Thanks for the help in advance. I can't take the jingle bells and happy songs much longer...
"All I want for christmas is..." ... peace and fucking quiet!!! Or at least, the cheesy 80's music again...
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Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-04 14:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck. Ooooooh FUCK! I just realized there is elevator-Christmas muzak playing over the intercom system in the WHOLE building! GODFUCKINGDAMN IT! Is there any way to un-realize that????
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-12-01 15:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That movie Luther was pretty decent.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-11-25 15:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. gender? I'm a guy
2. age? 21
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Rock, Jazz, Swing, Blues, Metal, Rap, Trance, House, Prog, and when the mood strikes me classical, basically, play something, I'll probably like it.
4. favorite adult beverage? Dead Man Walking, Corona, Double Jack and Coke, So Co and Coke, Screwdriver
5. preferred non adult beverage? Pepsi!
6. favorite color? Blue
7. do you use a hair dryer? Nope, but I use hair gel on a daily basis
8. do you use fabric softener? That has something to do with laundry right?
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? Nope, I prefer to refer to it as "Fuckin wierd"
10. favorite movie? Kung Pow, Scarface, My Cousin Vinny, Tombstone, Pulp Fiction, Tommy Boy, Super Troopers....to hell with it, most of the stuff in my DVD collection.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-25 15:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aw I wuv you too, Luther! Sam said 'dong' hehe *snort*
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-11-25 15:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. gender? H
2. age? 21
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? too many / too many / too many
4. favorite adult beverage? crown royal
5. preferred non adult beverage? pink lemonade
6. favorite color? green
7. do you use a hair dryer? i have no hair
8. do you use fabric softener? dryer sheets
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? along with billy
10. favorite movie? scarface
Submitted by LarryG (user info) at 2003-11-25 15:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. gender? Male
2. age? 19
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Mushroomhead, Spineshank, Mudvayne, Nothingface
4. favorite adult beverage? Rolling Rock
5. preferred non adult beverage? Milk
6. favorite color? Blue
7. do you use a hair dryer? No
8. do you use fabric softener? Of Course
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? Not in about 10 years
10. favorite movie? Scarface, Identity
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-25 13:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY - oh you know the rest.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-25 13:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, Luth, be careful who you use as your yardstick. I do have a dong, but as many of you know, I have a few somewhat stereotypically female likes. Just as a for example, I like to dress up and look pretty sometimes.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-11-25 13:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. gender? Gender is a social construct, while sex is biological. I'm female on both counts. :-)
2. age? 20.5
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco
4. favorite adult beverage? Kahlua & skim milk over ice
5. preferred non adult beverage? Diet Sprite, coffee
6. favorite color? I can't choose.
7. do you use a hair dryer? No way in hell.
8. do you use fabric softener? Yes...those are the sheets you put in the drier, right?
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? I don't know. But I am silly at least once a day. Actually, I think I do use it more than once a week, and I think that Jared's lying. :-)
10. favorite movie? Funny: Waiting for Guffman. Serious: The Ice Storm or Sophie's Choice.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
audjgirl- what's the scoop with the ion hair dryers? Do they REALLY make a difference? Do they make your hair shinier or anything??
Submitted by jinx at 2003-11-25 12:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
F
24
Boston Hip Hop (7L and Esoteric right now)
Cap'n -N- Coke
Coke
Red
hairdryer on Weekends
the Downey ball rules
not so much with the "silly"
Too amny Fave's
Heres a few I've seen more than 10x -
Jaws, Labrynth, Dumb and Dumber, Predator, Hackers
Basketball Diaries
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. gender? Ultra Stud 5000
2. age? 24
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Gimme Shelter, The Rolling Stones
4. favorite adult beverage? Beer
5. preferred non adult beverage? OJ (not the killer)
6. favorite color? Blue
7. do you use a hair dryer? No
8. do you use fabric softener? No
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? Yes, I mean no.
10. favorite movie? The Crow
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nat: I'm always game for new experiences! heh heh *snort* But can't I go shopping at the big sale WITH you?? Don't cut me out of the fun! Besides I need new brown shoes and I can never decide on a pair of shoes.
And as a side note, I have forgotten to mention so far...
I LOVE YOU SPIKEGODDESS AND NATOPHELIA!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. gender? female
2. age? 20
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? just dance by jamiroquai/ portishead/ billie holiday
4. favorite adult beverage? bacardi o comspolitan made with blue curacao
5. preferred non adult beverage? pepsi
6. favorite color? purple
7. do you use a hair dryer? yep--Ion Shine Folding Handle Model 149QI
8. do you use fabric softener? yep--snuggle sun-kissed breeze
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? yes, yes i do.
10. favorite movie? the wedding singer or romeo and juliet
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. gender? Male
2. age? 29
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Nirvana, Rollins Band, Deftones and old country music
4. favorite adult beverage? Tanquerey & 7 witha lime twist, ro cold Bud in teh bottle
5. preferred non adult beverage? Milk or Pepsi
6. favorite color? Black
7. do you use a hair dryer? Nope, I shave my head
8. do you use fabric softener? Nope
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? No
10. favorite movie? BlackHawk Down, Scarface, Casino
Submitted by Kris (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Female
2. 34
3. favorite group/ music artist? at this moment, it is Def Leppard, but that will probably change tomorrow.
4. favorite adult beverage? Corona, with a lime, side of salt and tequila.
5. preferred non adult beverage? Water
6. favorite color? Red
7. do you use a hair dryer? Yes
8. do you use fabric softener? Yes
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? Hell no
10. favorite movie? Star Wars (original) but I love West Side Story too.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup. You're a girl. But the kind other girls would want to show what they bought at the big sale, then have a fun boink with you.
Um. I'm just going to leave that as it is.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. gender? Im a goddamn Man's Man, bitch.
2. age? 22
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Rap/Hip-hop, Rock, Techno/Trance. I could go on for days talking about the shit i like. Hit up my rap is embarrassing post if you must know.
4. favorite adult beverage? Long Island Ice Tea, Yuengling Lager, Grey Goose, etc etc
5. preferred non adult beverage? Um..i guess lemonade?
6. favorite color? Green and blue
7. do you use a hair dryer? NO
8. do you use fabric softener? I did in college to mask the pot smell
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? NEVER
10. favorite movie? Jurassic Park, Goodfellas, American History X, The Sons of Katie Elder, Tombstone, A Bronx Tale, Unforgiven, etc etc
I never saw Moulin Rouge, but i got a huge feeling is fucking queer. In the queerest sense of the word.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. gender? Male
2. age? 31
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Not a music lover
4. favorite adult beverage? BEER!!!
5. preferred non adult beverage? Chocolate Moo
6. favorite color? Black?
7. do you use a hair dryer? Never
8. do you use fabric softener? Always
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? Not unless I'm talking about my dogs
10. favorite movie? Gone in 60 Seconds
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for your help, guys 'n' gals. After the first few posts I nearly cried... It was beginning to look like I was indeed "SUCH a girl!" But After reading a few more I've concluded that I have no more in common with women than I do with men. Odd. But at the least not bad. What do you all think? Am I really "SUCH a girl!"?????
1. gender? male-ish
2. age? 21 in January
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Johnny Cash, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, and Eminem (I'll listen to anything, and usually like it)
4. favorite adult beverage? vodka, straight
5. preferred non adult beverage? diet coke (McDonald's has the best, and YES it is too different!)
6. favorite color? light purple
7. do you use a hair dryer? super-charged heh heh *snort*
8. do you use fabric softener? downy
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? all the time...
10. favorite movie? Girl, Interrupted.. Shawshank Redemption... South Park... Silence of the Lambs... I could go on forever, so I'll stop now.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-25 12:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like Christmas songs ONLY about a week before Christmas. Nothing more, please.
1. gender? I've got a dong.
2. age? 27
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? I like a lot. Right now, probably No Doubt and Sublime. Yep, I like the local bands.
4. favorite adult beverage? I don't much like adult beverages. Don't like coffee, don't like alcohol. But when I do drink alcohol, I like White Russians (caucasians)
5. preferred non adult beverage? Pineapple juice, baby!
6. favorite color? green
7. do you use a hair dryer? nope
8. do you use fabric softener? yep
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? doubtful
10. favorite movie? So many. Ghostbusters. Big Lebowski. Life of Brian. Raiders of the Lost Ark. There are others.
By the way, it's hardly my favorite, but I do like Moulin Rouge.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-25 11:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. gender? Chick
2. age? 25
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Tom Waits, Korn, um. Can't think of anyone else right now. Anything but rap and country.
4. favorite adult beverage? GOOD tequilla. Not the cheap shit.
5. preferred non adult beverage? Grape juice
6. favorite color? purple
7. do you use a hair dryer? rarely
8. do you use fabric softener? never
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? Absolutely!
10. favorite movie? Boondock Saints, How to Make an American Quilt, Liar Liar, True Lies, The Royal Tannenbaums (sp?), American Beauty, the list goes on
I'm avoiding the shops as much as possible this year. Goddamn christmas music.
Submitted by bonus (user info) at 2003-11-25 11:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What is this, some lame attempt at market research? Suck Satan's cock you fuck.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-11-25 11:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. gender? ...of the female persuasion
2. age? 21
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? All of them? To summarize: Radiohead, Garbage, Pink Floyd, Frank Sinatra, CCR, and basically any classic rock...
4. favorite adult beverage? Midori Sour (mmmmmmm. It's like a big green alcohol filled jolly rancher) or a nice cold Bud
5. preferred non adult beverage? Sprite, I guess.
6. favorite color? red
7. do you use a hair dryer? No.
8. do you use fabric softener? Only on my sheets.
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? I don't think I've ever used the word "silly" (unless I was really really really really high)
10. favorite movie? American History X, Fight Club, 28 Days Later, Officer and a Gentleman, Moulin Rouge (I might be the only person in the world who liked this movie). I know there's more but I can't think of them right now.
=)
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2003-11-25 11:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I feel for you, I really do... Christmas in shops should start no earlier than the first of December... well, ok, they can sell advent calendars before that date so I can have my chocolate that morning... As if starting in October wasn't bad enough, Harrods in London started it's Christmas season in August. On the hottest day of the year... Sigh.
1. gender? Female
2. age? 24
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (Flaming Lips)/Idlewild/Will Young
4. favorite adult beverage? Archers/Vodka
5. preferred non adult beverage? Cherry coke
6. favorite color? Blue/Purple
7. do you use a hair dryer? Yes
8. do you use fabric softener? When I remember
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? Quite possibly
10. favorite movie? Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-11-25 11:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. gender? Male since last Tuesday's operation.
2. age? 23
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Classic rock, 80s, movie scores...
4. favorite adult beverage? Anything Loren orders for me.
5. preferred non adult beverage? I like Shirley Temples. What?
6. favorite color? Red.
7. do you use a hair dryer? Nope.
8. do you use fabric softener? Nope.
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? Nope.
10. favorite movie? I have five. In no particular order they are: Moulin Rouge, As Good as it Gets, Life is Beautiful, American Beauty, and The Shawshank Redemption. All bets are off for Return of the King, though.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-25 11:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. male
2. 20
3. samfyi / TOK / elaphant man
4. malt liquor
5. malt liquor
6. aquamaroon
7. yes
8. yes
9. NEVER
10. porn
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-11-25 11:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. gender? MANLY
2. age? 23
3. favorite song/ group/ music artist? Things are getting better by N.E.R.D.
4. favorite adult beverage? Good Gin and OJ
5. preferred non adult beverage? breast milk
6. favorite color? uh
7. do you use a hair dryer? for masterbation purposes, yes
8. do you use fabric softener? of course
9. do you use the word "silly" more than once a week? never
10. favorite movie? Big Lebowski