Have a UberThanksgiving Uber Siters! (700 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.2 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <hpark_28.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-26 12:08:39 EST
I'm off on a break with my cousins for Thanksgiving and just thought I would tell all you Ubersiters to have a great Thanksgiving! Remember it's not about wether the turkey is made of tofu or not, or if the potatos are homemade or out of a box. No Thanksgiving is about the presents.. no wait that's Christmas.
What is Thanksgiving about? Oh yeah giving thanks for things we don't care all too much about but pretend to when someone puts a drink in our hands and asks us to make a toast. So here is my toast to all of Uberdom:
Here is to another year of hard work and sacrifice,
For the garbage man who takes my crap with a smile so I don't have to smell it when I wake up.
To the cable guy who makes me wait from 8a.m.-4p.m. just to show up at 5p.m.
To the security guard who wouldn't let me into the building without an ID.
To the cabbie who stinks of B.O. and yells at me in some strange foreign accent.
To the bike messenger who tells me to get the fuck out of the crosswalk when I have the right of way.
To the bum who pisses on our stoop every night.
To the crossing guard who doesn't actually help anyone cross.
To the kids down the street who light firecrackers at 3a.m.
To the next door neighbor who smells like fish.
and finally to you... yes you... to Ubersite for making my day at work all the more easy to ignore.
To a great Thanksgiving and all you fuckers who make my life all that more worth living.
Happy Thanksgiving.
User Reviews
Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-15 07:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-21 23:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No thanks.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2003-12-24 18:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 10:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 10:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 10:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
slut
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 10:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dumb
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 10:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ass
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 10:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 10:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 10:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
to
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 10:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Time
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-26 13:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god Phinch, thats fuckin creepy. Dont ever do that again.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2003-11-26 12:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the talking Phinch head!
Submitted by Michael Jackson at 2003-11-26 12:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Turkey??? That looks like an old catcher's mit.
Submitted by Mindheavy (user info) at 2003-11-26 12:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy Thanks Giving to all Americans and for everyone else,,, umm nothing.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-26 12:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=9A97D114-202F-11D8-BD13-E6D459074EC2
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-11-26 12:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It DOES matter if my fucking turkey is made of tofu.