Pee Pee in the Potty (1295 hits)
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Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (View user info) at 2003-11-26 23:38:52 EST
Now some crap just keeps me up at night. No, not erections, but just questions...like, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE PEE IN A FUCKING PUBLIC TOILET?! You go to the public bathrooms and it's like you've just come across a murder. The toilet has urine all over it. The seat, the porcelain, the FLOOR. Christ, THE FLOOR. People who can't pee in the toilet should get their penis licenses revoked, so people more deserving of them (Queen Ashlee) can have a chance at using them. It's not hard to aim and shoot into the oval. I mean, unless you just had sex, or your urethra is sticking together and causes a split stream. I blame parents. I blame little children too. Parents should be teaching their kids how to piss in a toilet when they're younger. Hell, they should teach them until they get it right, even if that means they're 37 years of age, with kids.
When you walk into a public restroom, you shouldn't have to look where to step, so you don't walk into a puddle of piss, or sit on a seat of urine (well, you should look to see where you sit regardless). I mean, many teenagers think it's so funny to piss on the floor and the walls. Yes, THE WALLS. But I, like many other people, don't see the humor. I should go to their house and take a piss on their walls, and while I'm at it, I'll fuck their sister. I wonder how funny that'd be to them? Not very funny, unless...well, they're just a sick person and get off to seeing their own sister get fucked and their own throne room being pissed on.
Maybe there should be a inquizition on the seat pissers. You know, like the Salem Witch Trials. Their test would be to piss in the toilet. And people who can't die. Well, I'd rather them get their anal virginity taken from them and for them to be forced to watch 48 hours of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but death is right to the point. No, fuck the death sentence, the anal virginity/Queer Eye should make them pee straight for years. And then, there should be people who scream at them, like on that one show, Scared Straight. I guess you can call it Pee Straight, pun and all.
And I'm being serious about this. I hate having to look for the cleanest stall, which isn't very clean at all, and the strong smell of urine. Please pee in the toilet.
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-27 13:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Frangie, that's not it either. I have mentioned it a few times, most recently when JoeAverage and Bob were arguing, I made maybe two comments and someone said I sounded like a bitch. You think that sort of shit would happen if I were a guy? Fuck no. And THAT, you see, is why I wish I had a penis.
Submitted by www.sparta.cn (user info) at 2003-11-27 04:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cyniccally, its not juvenille, its correct.
Oh so very correct.
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-11-27 03:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Juvenile.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-27 00:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Then why? So you can have sex with Kristen? Because even if the small chance that she isn't male is true then thats what strap ons are for.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-27 00:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Silly Frangie, that's not why I long to own a penis at all!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-27 00:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, a penis is a priveledge, not a right.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-27 00:32:17 EST (#)
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Women don't need penises to pee standing up, in fact I'm sure I recall an article on here somewhere that described how women could.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-27 00:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never having been inside a men's public restroom, I cannot offer any thoughts on this subject.
I am, however, honored that you remembered me in writing this. You are correct, people who cannot properly use their penises do not deserve to have them, especially when lowly females like myself sit here in anguish over the fact that we do not.
Submitted by IniquitousRabbit (user info) at 2003-11-27 00:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I should go to their house and take a piss on their walls, and while I'm at it, I'll fuck their sister."
Im still laughing..
[[Why? Because I'm Cool.]]
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-26 23:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A mate of mine pissed in my closet one time when he sleep walked in a drunk stupor. I got him back though by barfing in his shoes one night.
hahahahaha
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-26 23:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I missed once because I was too lazy to turn the lights on and I was pointing in the wrong direction in the darkness, the sound tipped me off. I cleaned it up at least though.