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Cindy Uber Serial Part 3 (669 hits)

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Rating: 0.66 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2003-11-27 06:17:27 EST



Peering through the slats of her walk in closet Cindy could just about make out the commotion.

She heard furtive whispers that built into a crescendo, it sounded like four or five people arguing, suddenly a shout came "Goddamnit Razor! You've killed a fourty year old computer repair man, have some fucking originality will you! That's been done."

Silence.

Cindy held her breath.

Why? Because she had farted. She really hated the smell of her own farts.

She heard the clip clop of boots on her wooden, authentic Oriental flooring.

The lights went off and the door slammed.

Cindy stayed perfectly still, sensing a trap.

She didn't move a muscle for what seemed like days. Eventually Cindy said to herself that this was ridiculous, it has been hours, they have gone, also you need a shit.

Cindy slowly opened the closet door, the first rays of the coming dawn were kissing the Japanese blinds, lending an ethereal glow to the room.

Cindy tiptoed across the room. She stopped. Gasped. She had stepped in a pool of some viscous liquid, she looked down, blood. Cindy checked her cunt. Nope, not menstruating. She suspected foul play.

Cindy knew exactly whom to call. She picked up the phone and dialled..............


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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-12-05 07:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

indeed, shameless Apollo, indeed

lets hope she gets her act into gear soon, as poor Cindy was in a spot of bother, last time I checked her progress in part six.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-12-05 05:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cindy rules.

Well this one does, the others suck.



Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-02 18:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-27 21:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHa

Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-27 13:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this one is great but i'd like to do the next one if thats ok.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-27 11:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Superlative work!

This surely is the work of a great genius, someone who will have Hollywood startlets throwing themselves at them, riches beyond counting and a legacy that will change popular fiction forever.

Bravo!

Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-27 06:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

not bad.


Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-27 06:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i second that, cindy

Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-27 06:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hilarious. passes the Cindy Uber Challenge wijth flying colors (in my view).



Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-11-27 06:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Horrid


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