Why it sucks to be me at this very moment (1048 hits)
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Submitted by Franger (View user info) at 2003-11-28 00:16:48 EST
I felt its time I submitted something since I haven't really done much the entire time I've been here, and why not point out how much it seems the entire female race is taunting me.
You see currently I am working in my office at a law firm I've been at for 6 months now. Now the thing about this law firm is that there is really only 10 solicitors/articled clerks/partners total and about 5 non-fee-earning support staff (like accounts) including myself, yet there is about 50 staff total. This of course means that there are a whole fuckload of secretaries. Now you see when I initially started here the secretaries were nothing special a couple of hotties and thats it, but since I have arrived all the partners ever seem to hire is gorgeous 17-20yr old girls who often like to flit about in short skirts and low cut tops.
I tried to retain my professionalism at first but I'll be honest, I am a pervert, and eventually that part of me could no longer resist the temptation, such as the time that the girl downstairs in the accounts section was wearing a low top with no bra and I couldn't help but lean over the desk and catch a glimpse of her breasts in all their glory, or even better the young girl of 18 who started not long after me and worked just outside my office, she had constant problems and since their boxes were under the desk (no pun intended) I coulnd't resist to tell her that she needed to restart her machine every time and watch her get on her bend over and get on her knees which of course afforded me and everyone else in the office a nice view of her panties...when she wore them. Unfortuantely she has since been fired. I was in a bad mood that day.
Anyway, so while at first there was just those couple in the beginning it seems nowadays that every girl is gorgeous and wearing revealing outfits. Why does this suck, well you see its all a matter of attention. You see everytime I pay attention to one of them she starts to ignore me, meanwhile every other girl in the office will suddenly be much more attentive, will call me over more and generally be slightly more flirtatious, I'm beginning to suspect if they have some sort of bet going on who can keep my attention the longest, I have essentially become their playtoy. While I may enjoy the flirting and the perving this does essentially make me more horny, which really sucks quite frankly.
Then if you put on top of that the fact that the hot girl I met on my 21st in another town wants to meet up with me again and her and her best friend very rarely do anything apart (I'm sure you realise the implications here), yet I can't get any holidays to go see her until January, essentially all this leads to a very frustrated Franger.
So the question is how long until I crack?
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Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-05 17:08:32 EST (#)
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so fuck a different one each week in the broom closet.
Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-10 22:13:23 EST (#)
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mutiner
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-02 17:18:47 EST (#)
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Too late - you've cracked.
In fact your starting to see penis's where there is pussy.
Next thing you know you'll be talking to the cute girls in your office with such lines as - "Dude! Have you been workin out! Your pecs are HUGE!!!"
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-11-29 02:43:48 EST (#)
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Wow, that was a waste of three minutes.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-28 18:09:58 EST (#)
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Yes I am mean in real life as well.
And it seems Tom is pissed at me about something.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-11-28 18:04:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-28 15:13:00 EST (#)
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Ummmmm. Sure. Are you mean in real life too? Maybe that's why.
In completely unrelated news, I got all my Christmas shopping done in under three hours today, and saved almost twice what I spent. I am the Queen of shopping.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-28 11:26:50 EST (#)
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You made me realize i dont have any young hot female workers at my job. I hate you for that.
Submitted by Samover (user info) at 2003-11-28 10:16:58 EST (#)
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I hate you and I dont know why.
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-11-28 09:44:25 EST (#)
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and I'm spent........
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-28 03:20:23 EST (#)
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I would think being breastfed for an overly long period would cause you to be lest obsessed with breast, not more. I think it was like 1 year for me.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-11-28 02:36:49 EST (#)
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Your mother breastfed you until you were 13 didn't she?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-28 01:41:33 EST (#)
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try this:
perfect your masturbation.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-28 01:10:51 EST (#)
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Actually Grizzly it is true, however she is a slut, its just unlike most guys I don't have a problem with that. And I wouldn't be getting a threesome because I'm some champion, if I got one it would be because the friend is frequently trying to get with the chick I know (just as she did at my 21st in fact) and so hence if I offered she'd surely join in.
What am I bragging about Tom?
And yes Hair I'm hitting on you, will you have my babies.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-11-28 00:45:10 EST (#)
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You know what? I have been watching you for a while now. Your replies, and as far as I can tell, you are constantly and brutally flaming posts. Now, as I see it, you have absolutly nothing to be bragging about. However, as open as the chance is, I'm not going to do it.
I'm a better man.
-Tom
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-28 00:44:22 EST (#)
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Are you hitting on me?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-28 00:33:02 EST (#)
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Just a comment on your writing-objectively, it's good...but you do a lot of run-on sentences. Sometimes a comma doesn't cut it and a new sentence needs to be formed.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-28 00:32:27 EST (#)
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I believe almost none of this. What kind of self-respecting law-firm would let a bunch of 17 year-old girls walk around without a bra on? Heck, I work at a newspaper and the new receptionist was told that she had to dress more proper after she came on her first day dressed ready to go to the club and pick up some guys. Slut. But no, really Franger...don't be so fuckin' high on yourself. Hot girl from out of town? Please. No threesome for you. That only happens to, well, not people with the screen name Franger.
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2003-11-28 00:32:06 EST (#)
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I think I'll go have sex with my girlfriend now.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-11-28 00:22:59 EST (#)
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yeah...that must really suck...
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-28 00:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck, I should have waited till I had something better to write as this sucks compared to my last 2. iddqd, give me another title to use to get my creative juices going.