My Beef with The Pop Factory (573 hits)
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Submitted by Aladdin El Salhadin <gaiijinninja.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-30 07:41:04 EST
Everytime I think the radio is worth listening too, when i make that mistake of tuning in the radio shitbox assaults my ears with something worse then the screams of a million banshees.
I was going to the gym and all that was avalible for my listening enjoyment was my small portable radio, I placed it in my pocket and went for a nice long run.
Between ad breaks I heard a song so stupid that it literally caused my forehead to cave in and my IQ to drop by 70 points.
The song, I use that term very loosely by the way, By a group known as the Sugababes was known as "Hole in the head", perticularly appropriate because it causes you to immediatly seek out a way to indeed place a Hole in your head, My Suggestion is with a glock or for someone who wants to avoid the remote chance of survival grab the AK-47 and let loose, its less painful then having to put up with the pop that has muscled its way onto the radio.
I hope I am not the only one who feels this way, Because Frankly the carbon copy bands who all emerge from the fucking factory with no talent and in recent times not even looks should be placed into a arena and forced to fight to the death for our entertainment and then fed to mimes... Yes as a final tribute to the lives of patheticness should be met by become the fecal matter of not humans, not animals but Mimes, the tiniest of steps above those pop stars.
What the fuck is wrong with the world ! How the hell can a 10 year old sing about love and sex, you cant even pop a woody and your testicals havent even sunk, you sound like a fucking chipmunk and your telling me about your love life... ontop of being incredibly shitty at music now your chucking shit at me by telling me that you get more then me !?! This Aspect perhaps pisses me off more then anything else.
The naming scheme of pop bands, Its either Chip, Skip, Flip or some other mono sylabic term, and they each have the same fucking personalities, introverted thinker, tough guy, hip dude, teen dream... I agree with this idea, lets make them all into the exact same thing and sell them to mimes packaged as "Meat".
Im tired of the extremes that pop has your either hopped up on prozac or down in the dumps and what the fuck is with Avril Lavigne, Man I wish i could run her down in a tractor and then sprinkle her remains onto the Sugerbabes medium steak.
It wasent so bad when they mimed and were pretty... but now they give us an ugly person (I dont mean ugly as in, shes not that pretty, i mean ugly as in no amount of vodka down my throat could get me hard over that deformed bitch), I mean even I or Charlie, the crazy abusive drunk who rides my train to work everyday and claims that our prime minister is a hobbit looks better then these fuckers, you cant even fall back on there personalities because weve established there about as complex as hydre (Single celled organism).
Personally theres nothing we can do but if we unite and indeed have the courage to maim, gut and slaughter popstars left, right and center then maybe, just maybe we can restore dignity to the music industry but far more importantly Real pure talent, not looks, not audience appeal but pure sweet talent.
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-11-30 18:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-30 18:05:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
yep. pop music sucks.
so go out to your nearest CD store, and buy something you've never heard of. you might be surprised.
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Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-30 18:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What I hate is when a band I like has a song I like played on the radio, and all of a sudden I can't stand that song anymore.
Listen to "Radio #2" by The Ataris or "We've had Enough" by the Alkaline Trio.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-30 18:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yep. pop music sucks.
so go out to your nearest CD store, and buy something you've never heard of. you might be surprised.
Submitted by LexLutherin (user info) at 2003-11-30 17:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree. A single celled organism is called an ameoba though.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2003-11-30 11:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2003-11-30 11:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not too well written, but your point is taken.
Submitted by ITookBio at 2003-11-30 10:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AND I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE HYDRAS!!
damn.
Submitted by WeAre138 (user info) at 2003-11-30 10:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ITookBio, nice job on making an ass out of yourself.
Anyway, if people would stop buying crap, they'd stop making crap, but people are stupid and have an unnatural attraction to crap.
Submitted by ITookBioUnlikeYourSorryAss at 2003-11-30 10:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, I agreed with everything you said, untill this:
..."you cant even fall back on there personalities because weve established there about as complex as hydre (Single celled organism). "
Hydra? And they are not single celled organisms, you ass. You can see them with your eyes, they are tiny, but still visible. Good job, sonny. You ruined your whole post by trying to sound intelligent, and failing miserably.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-11-30 09:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
radio licks balls.
Submitted by Caitlin <outof_line.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-30 09:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ohh boy do you miss me like i whole in the hed, becuase ido boy, and its cool boy. fuck the sugababes, they made me want to kill my self because i listend to the radio in the shower (my cd player broke) and that song got stuck in my head
Submitted by Prosthetic_Forehead (user info) at 2003-11-30 08:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Along the same lines with what you said. When a band or anyone gets a hit song, you see them on MTV and all of the sudden they are idols and are qualified to tell me how to vote and give us their "expert" opinion on political issues and talking to us about what the President SHOULD be doing about the "war on terrorism." No one gives a fuck what you gotta say.
Just shut up and color. Fuck
-pf
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-11-30 07:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen.
Someone else has seen the light.
Amen brother. A fuckin men.