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How to Become a "Kewl Punk Rawker" in 10 Easy Steps (8384 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.21 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by moxie (View user info) at 2003-11-30 12:09:12 EST


Punk is KEWL. KEWL is punk. Minorities are the worse!....Repeat this as necessary, chant like a Hail Mary.

1. BLACK BLACK BLACK! Black hair, black eyeliner, black shirts, pants, shoes, socks...ANYTHING! Black is the most hardcore color out there. It's also 'gothic', and everyone knows gothic is cool, SO LOAD ON THE BLACK! You can never have too much black, which is the great thing about it! The more black you have, obviously the more hardcore you are.

2. Be pale! Tans are for preppies! The only way to be a TRUE punk is to stay awayyyyy from the sunlight! Being pale also makes your black makeup look even BLACKER! If it is not possible at all for you to become pale, this is alright too! Just buy foundation 20 shades lighter than you skin. No need to apply it to the rest of your body, just the face is fine.

3. METAL!! Metal spikes, chains, hats, pins, jewelry, anything! Metal is punk and punk is cool. So, the more spikes and chains you have, the cooler you are! It is manditory to NOT purchase chains at hardware stores. You must only purchase these at Hot Topic. Why, if you went to a hardware store, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHICH CHAINS WERE PUNK? This is too big of a risk to take.

4. Band shirts galore. Do not wear any other type of shirt that does not portray a KEWL punk band on it. If you cannot wear a band shirt, certain cartoon or TV show shirts are acceptable. These include My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake, The Goonies, and Invader Zim. To find the full list please go to your local Hot Topic.

5. Witty minority sayings. "You are all sheep!", "Keep staring, I might do a trick", "Pimpercrombi and Bitch", "I used to care, but now I take pills for that" and many many more! DANGER DANGER!! Do NOT attempt to make up these sayings on your own! This is a highly skilled professional job. So, again, the only way to be sure is to go to Hot Topic.

6. Your backpack is the coolest thing EVER. REMEMBER THIS!! Nothing can make your backpack look too punk, because, PSHA! WHO EVER HEARD OF ANYTHING LIKE TOO PUNK? Bombard every inch of your packpack with buttons (the cool punk word for PIN), cool punk toys and anything punk you can think of! An upside down flag is always a nice touch too.

7. Abercrombi and Fitch is not your friend! Nevermind that Abercrombi owns Hot Topic, shhhh, maybe no one will ever find out! The goal is to scare all these Abercrombi and Fitch people away! Lurking around the Abercrombi store doors is always a plus too.

8. Unnatural hair color. Your natural hair color is SO boring. And boring isn't cool, so of course it isn't PUNK! You must either dye your hair black or any other non-natural color. Popular colors include: pink, blue, purple and red. Never actually keep up with your hair color though. Let your roots grow to atleast 2 inches long before you re-dye your hair. This makes it look like you don't care, and not caring is PUNK!

9. Listen to music no one else does. This includes either bands that no ones heard of, or older music done by bands people have heard of. A good way to do this is to listen to the radio. Then write down all the bands names that you hear, and buy their older albums. You can then tell people "[Insert band name here] SUCKS, but their old stuff is cool!!". Either this or search google for PUNK sites. Buy every single CD of the bands on their sites! Remember though- if one of your unknown bands goes onto the radio, you must then proclaim to the world either "[Band name] ARE SELL OUTS!!!" or "[Band name] USED to be cool, when all of these POSERS didnt know about them!!"

10. Anything you don't like is a poser. Remember this word and use it frequently. ex: "OMG, Mr Brown is such a POSER, I can't believe he would give us a test today" or "Omg, look at that POSER girl over their, I totally had that NIN shirt before her!". Calling other people posers insures that you are NOT a poser! And remember: being a poser is the cardinal sin of being punk!





**NOTE** I have nothing against people who enjoy punk music or anything, I just find this new wave of "Hot Topic Punks" halarious. ENJOY!!

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Submitted by Andrea <smileychick88.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-11-02 19:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MAN! CAN NONE OF YOU PEOPLE READ!? at the bottom of the article it gives reasoning for all the things that you all are complaining about! I SAY KUDOS TO YOU BUBBA!

Submitted by Alex <cammskate101.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-05 16:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

who ever wrote this is not punk punk comes from the mind not some lame ass store and id rather go a hardware store and purchase chains there than any where else fuck hot topic fuck pac sun and fuck posers i hatee every fuckin one of them gothic is not punk it is an off brach of punk.
PUNK is what you make it not where you buy it from. Fuck emo

Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-04 19:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by cacodemon (user info) at 2004-08-04 19:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by savethepunks (user info) at 2004-08-04 19:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had to give you another +2 when i saw someone gave you negative and called a place like PacSun punk.
There really isn't any hope for this world anymore is there?
P.S. put down DK and listen to some Clash. There might be hope for you yet.

Submitted by savethepunks (user info) at 2004-08-04 19:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for proper hatred of trendy punks
-1 for no mention of supremely retarted trucker hats
-1 for misinformation, Ambercrombie does not own Hot Topic, its offspring company is holister.
The rumor about the Gap owning hot topic is also false, the gap umbrella does include old navy
and banana republic however
+2 because I just remembered how much I hate trendy punks and that totally trumps any qualms i have
over the content of this article

Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-08-04 18:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i hate "punks, skaters, ect" cause they think thier soo cool cause they think thier outlaws who escaped from the cops or 'ditched the cops' or some shit like that. i hate goths cause thier all weird and suicidal and have no friends. i hate preps cause thier emotional dumbfucks who listen to emo which is a bunch of whining and bitching about thier girlfriends dumping them. i hate spics cause all they do is maintenence work and are fuckign wiggers (every spic i know uses the word 'nigga' in every sentence even though thier mexican). i hate niggaz, thugz and playaz cause thier just plain out fucking annoying.


Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2004-08-04 18:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Sure I hate them too, but this wasnt funny,original, or interesting

Submitted by iluvthemisfits (user info) at 2004-08-04 18:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

it was pretty funny but it doesnt piss me off because i dont shop at hot topic i would rather make my own clothes but if you really want people to be amd then they proably arent but it was a good try

Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-03 12:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

People who don't uderstand sacasim are dunmb. Like everyone saying, "OMG! I'm so punk and you totaly mixed up punk and goth. I effin hate you!" Nerds.

Submitted by Essi <elsa_220.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-03 12:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought it was funny. Why are people taking everything so seriously?

Submitted by Zale <hahaha.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-29 10:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is so great, and so true. PUNK IS DEAD PEOPLE GET OVER IT.

Submitted by Mirabstract (user info) at 2004-06-28 21:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

+1 for structure
+1 for content
-2 because I wear a lot of black, but I don't consider myself a "punk rawker"

All in all, it was nicely written, I could feel the sarcasm poking at my eyeballs.
-Miranda

Submitted by Kate at 2004-06-28 20:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

being punk isn't based on appearance. i don't get how people go to hot topic or wherever and spend a shitload of money on clothes and after consider themselves punk,goth,ghetto, or whatever is mainstream at the time. it's all just bullshit.

Submitted by sammy at 2004-06-26 21:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

anyone who comments on this is stupid.
including me.
but, see Fahrenheit 9/11.
it kicked ass.
that is all.

Submitted by Jesalyn(Kwevil) <Kwevil900.at.netscape.net> at 2004-06-01 18:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Ok Ok This was stupid.One of the comments I agree on is that even thought all these people are popping up and going to Hot Topic yea thyre foloowers BUT if you think about it everyone basically alive is a follower.Let our children follow.Eather we teach our children what we think is right (wich I think is following)Our they go on and be a prep.I usually just make my clothes.I dont care what anything else thinks of me.I dont care if people dont like my music, my clothes, just in generaly me.


Submitted by nikki <nspikeschick.at.aol.com> at 2004-04-30 16:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hot topic and all that other shit to make you punk is the best rock on!!!

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-24 15:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

im disgusted by this hot topic generation. but alas, i have no where else to buy my TOOL shirts. except at the concerts, and those guys only tour about every 5 years or so.

Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-04-14 10:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rock and Fuckin' Roll!


\m/ ?

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-04-14 10:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by randomfucker <fuck u> at 2004-04-14 10:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what the fuck. what a shit shop Hot topic is, full of wanker wannabies. punks don't buy they make do they shop at oxfam and other charity shops for clothes they don't call ppl posers and oh u mistaked punk and goth there.

Submitted by Taz <sik_chick10hotmail.com> at 2004-04-11 05:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Right...this shit is just dumb. Teeny's should just die...and go to hell all the tryhard punx who don't know who the Clash, Ramones or Dead Kennedys are- they'e the dumbarse posers. Wait maybe I'm the dumb one...I mean what the Hell are bondage pants anyway????

No really. I want to know. What are they?

Submitted by mollz <crimsontearzx.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-14 02:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

shouldnt this be a insult funny of "how to be gothic" caz pretty much most of what your describing is like a how to be goth for dummies thing. not how to be "punk"....

Submitted by Tabitha <blankhorizon.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-09 21:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's so effing true. All of it. You rock. lol

Submitted by Bentley <happinessinhurt.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-06 23:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the fact that you said something about NIN. go to hell.

Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-02-10 22:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont think there even are hot topics in canada and if there are they aint here yet.

Submitted by AFInephilim628 <blahh> at 2004-02-10 22:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I understand that this is an attempt of a joke, but I've seen better. "HOW TO BE A PUNK" is much funnier. Also, I think you're confusing punk with goth.
Goths are the stupid fucking people who walk around with black clothes, painting their faces like zombies and 2 inch spikes complaining about how everything is so miserable and how they wish they were dead.
Also, there are too many haters. Just live your life and have fun and don't judge other people as "posers" and shit. I would have rated this article higher if it was about goths because they're the dumb ones. (I guess for lack of a better term.) Has anyone listened to the bands that the goths listen to? I mean the really heavy metal, it sounds like crappy guitar and people hurling into the microphone.
Okay. This rating was pretty pointless. heh. BUT DEFINITELY READ "HOW TO BE A PUNK."

Submitted by AFInephilim628 <blahh> at 2004-02-10 22:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I understand that this is an attept of a joke, but I've seen better. "HOW TO BE A PUNK" is much funnier. Also, I think you're confusing punk with goth.
Goths are the stupid fucking people who walk around with black clothes, painting their faces like zombies and 2 inch spikes complaining about how everything is so miserable and how they wish they were dead.
Also, there are too many haters. Just live your life and have fun and don't judge other people as "posers" and shit. I would have rated this article higher if it was about goths because they're the dumb ones. (I guess for lack of a better term.) Has anyone listened to the bands that the goths listen to? I mean the really heavy metal, it sounds like crappy guitar and people hurling into the microphone.
Okay. This rating was pretty pointless. heh. BUT DEFINITELY READ "HOW TO BE A PUNK."

Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.stickernation.com/uaimages/stickers/iguessiwaspunkonce.gif

Submitted by scott <bloopy549.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-02-10 01:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wow, stupid... very stupid. hot topic is the stupidest place in the world. you cant teach people to be punk, its doing what you want, expressing yourself, not buying 100 dollar bondage pants and sheit. god dam people, turning everyone into hot topic nazis

Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-02-02 18:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

It was ok, but i've read other stuff that is way funnier about music stereotypes.
http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm is a good example. It has rules for Hardcore, Power metal and Black metal.

Submitted by Joey <bammargera_1979.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-02-02 17:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what the fuck ur trying to become a goth not punk u fucking idiot... punk is when you dress how you want feel free to.. dont care what everybody else thinks... just expressing yourself in various wayz..that sucked you fucking dumbass

Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2004-02-01 21:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this shit?

a 'rocker' is someone who listens to rock, done.

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-01-28 15:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are obviously a true punk, who figured out how jaded punks actually are and are calling them out on it. Been there and I agree. Now the most punk rock thing I can do is dress normal LOL (eh, not so normal ;) )

Malone
Lucifer Industries
http://www.luciferindustries.com

Submitted by iLikEYouRfAcE (user info) at 2004-01-19 18:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

WTF I hope you are joking

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-01-18 13:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hehehehe...

Submitted by just another east end punk <adhum89.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-18 13:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-30 15:33:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

you sound jealous



HHAHA funny shit.. He's making fun of all the new wave 12 year old hot topic generation punks that just recently poped into our world. There not punk there fad followers like everybody else. Its not how you dress and look but how you think thats all punk is. So I found this post very funny because it makes fun of all the "new wave" so called punk rawkers hah but hey to all you.. no need to spend 90 dollars on bondage pants and no need to get your mommys credit card because i gatta look more punk otherwise nobody will be belive me that i am go find another fad to follow your giving us a bad name.

Submitted by eric <bushisamoron156> at 2004-01-18 12:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i hope this is a joke.

Submitted by piscapelishness at 2004-01-15 19:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

why the hell do you support hot topic so fucking much. there so conformist. you prob never noticed , but all there bands they have on there site is... bad charlotte... allamericanregets... and other shitty bands like that....

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-01 21:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Torrid. Fat punk girls. Horrid.


Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-01 19:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

People only ridicule other social groups when they feel threatened by them.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-01-01 18:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My backpack has so many patches that it weighs over 40 pounds empty

I have a 9 inch metal spike surgically implanted in my skull to jab conformists

I painted my index finger on each hand black to signify pointing as a black art of hypocracy

I give myself paper cuts

Submitted by <lhodgkiss.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-01 17:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

welp my friend sent me this link cus im one of those "freaks" i guess my comments have to do with the fact that you say hot topic is such a fad and all. well think about it if we dont get our clothing from there then we are forced to get it else where with would mean that we would have to go to a clone store such as the gap or abercrombie. while considering this you implied that we stereotype people as preps but at the same time you are stereotyping us as punks. the hypocrisy of this is amusing.

Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-12-21 12:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Much like my mother used to tell me...."You're different son. Just like everybody else"


Rokinroj

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-21 12:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by FrivolousD <DanJF4030.at.MSN.com> at 2003-12-10 20:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great post, almost better than High School one... Email me sometime at the adress above.

Submitted by AlexTheSplendid (user info) at 2003-12-06 11:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHHH I hate them all!!!! I have talked to a "punk" kid who told me that being a punk was about not following normal fashoin guidelines. I wanted to kill myself. These kids haven't even HEARD of the dead kennedys or the ramones. I don't want to live in a place where people haven't heard of the dead kennedys or the ramones...

Submitted by Black_and_Red <alley228.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-12-06 11:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think its a pretty kool type thing. people are all gay about it cuz they dont understand us. So if anyones got a problem, take it out with me. Hot Topic is kool and abercrombie sux. its simple

Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-12-02 20:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why the hell do you care how somebody else dresses? Why does it affect you? That's the point. It doesn't. So stop fucking whining because these kids are dressing how they choose to.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-02 20:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Forgot the +2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-02 20:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You just gave an exact description of "the freaks" at my school.

Don't forget the "You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same" t-shirt, thats one I see alot.

Submitted by superwallet (user info) at 2003-12-02 20:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is so true. And the sad thing is that 99% of these "punks" have never heard of GG allin. The sick bastards...

Submitted by quicksand (user info) at 2003-12-02 19:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No, Hot Topic isn't owned by the Gap. And I don't know about "Abercrombi" but Abercrombie and Fitch doesn't own Hot Topic.
Spreading blatantly false rumors is wrong.

Submitted by ForeverJaded (user info) at 2003-12-01 10:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

How true, how true. Cause if we're all trying to be different. We're all the same

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-12-01 09:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This post and all its comments have proven, once more, that people are just plain strange.
And often Tools as well.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-01 09:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i already said that i didn't disagree with what you wrote. on face value, yes it was kind of funny, a very overdone topic though. i never slammed your post, i just said that you sound jealous.

with that said, the fact that you wrote it says more than what all the little letters that make the words are saying.

"My post was making fun of the fact that punk is supposed to be about individuality, and not giving a fuck about what people think of you. Which, by the way, Hot Topic is quite the opposite of. If it's such an individual thing, then why's there a whole trendy store dedicated to it? If you don't give a fuck about what you look like than why would you spend over 40 dollars on a pair of pants at Hot Topic?"

yet here you are, giving a fuck what THEY do. trendy or not, i don't think those people are putting too much concern into what YOU wear. of course this is all conjecture, but that is the reasoning for my comments about you SOUNDING jealous. note that i avoid putting anything in a way that it would sound definite. but your defensive reaction gives some credence to what i said, that or you just didn't read what i said. yeah, hot topic is the nouveau-punk chic, but then again one could argue that 99% of the crap these kids call punk isn't punk at all. no, buying into a pre-defined image is not individuality, but rejecting the "norm" is certainly a step in the right direction. they may be dumbasses now, but they are far more likely to reach an understanding of what individuality truly is by taking that sort of path in life as opposed to just being like everyone else. and the price of clothing has nothing to do with whether it's "trendy" or not. i don't look "punk" at all, anymore, but i'm fairly certain that the jeans i'm wearing right now cost me close to $40. does that make me trendy?

Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-30 19:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're not funny, you had to be the sperm that made it

Submitted by moxie (user info) at 2003-11-30 18:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

actually, el_guapo, its quite the opposite of what you said. The last few years I was really into the punk scene and I dispised places like Hot Topic and people like Avril Lavigne. My friends have dyed hair and wear black clothes and studs still, and that's their choice. My post was making fun of the fact that punk is supposed to be about individuality, and not giving a fuck about what people think of you. Which, by the way, Hot Topic is quite the opposite of. If it's such an individual thing, then why's there a whole trendy store dedicated to it? If you don't give a fuck about what you look like than why would you spend over 40 dollars on a pair of pants at Hot Topic?

This post is supposed to be a JOKE. A big. Freaking. Joke. Notice how I placed it under the humor section? You're getting worked up over a small result of my boredom. If you are really as big of a punk as you say you are you would LAUGH at this post.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-30 16:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you sound jealous of punks.


notice how nobody ever posts things like "How to be preppy in 10 easy steps" or "How to act like an asshole jock".

i have been into punk rock for about 16 years, and though i look fairly like a normal joe nowdays, when i was young i had mohawks, long hair, dyed hair, etc.
i always noticed that most people who talk about how "stupid" it is seem to be a bit jealous of those who don't feel burdened to look, act, feel the same way as their peers. those who say "fuck it, this is the way i want to look" and "i dont' care what you think". because they enjoy a freedom that you don't, and you'd be surprised at how much of a relief not giving a fuck about what others think can be. hence my comment about focusing on what you do and not others. obviously, a lot of it is just stupid kids looking for acceptance themselves, but many of them find individuality. beats the fuck out of spending your time trying to impress everyone around you.


either that or you're some sort of elitist shithead that should leave the punk scene behind and become a future frat rush.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-11-30 16:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Semper fi!

Submitted by moxie (user info) at 2003-11-30 15:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jealous of WHAT?

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-30 15:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you sound jealous

not that i disagree with your point of view necessarily, but this is a classic "WHY GOD, WHY ANOTHER ONE?!?!" post. maybe you should focus more on being yourself and less on what others do.




-El Guapo, punk as fuck since 1986

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-11-30 15:23:56 EST (#)
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If you cannot wear a band shirt, certain cartoon or TV show shirts are acceptable. These include My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake, The Goonies, and Invader Zim. To find the full list please go to your local Hot Topic.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.

the rest wasnt as funny.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-30 15:12:36 EST (#)
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how to make a shitty post in one easy step-

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1070212152846329170

Submitted by moxie (user info) at 2003-11-30 15:11:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-11-30 15:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 1

Isn't hot topic owned by the Gap?

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i dunno, funny either way though :]

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-11-30 15:03:28 EST (#)
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Isn't hot topic owned by the Gap?

Submitted by bravo_foxtrot (user info) at 2003-11-30 12:45:19 EST (#)
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When I think of punk I think of skateboarding and shit and that makes me think of companies like independant and made and element and dc and other stuff and where do you get all of that? pac sun.

Submitted by bravo_foxtrot (user info) at 2003-11-30 12:43:53 EST (#)
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well i guess it all depends on your definition of punk, all i listen to is punk and emo but i wear whatever i want and i refuse to go into hot topic, so does that make me not punk? i dont care, i just like the music.

Submitted by moxie (user info) at 2003-11-30 12:32:11 EST (#)
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i know theres a difference between punk and goth....if you noticed my post was mocking hot topic "punks"....as for your whole "hot topic is goth and pac sun is punk" i just laughed about that. pac sun? punk? i was always under the impression that Pac Sun was california beach bum surfer store....hmmmm

Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2003-11-30 12:30:39 EST (#)
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Nobody wants to know 'How to Become a "Kewl Punk Rawker" in 10 Easy Steps'.

If you want a 10 step program worth taking, try this:

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106771217888384205


Submitted by pilsbury (user info) at 2003-11-30 12:28:13 EST (#)
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I was walking down Cockburn St in Edinburgh (which is where all the 'punks' hang around all day long) and just as we pass the largest group my mate doug yells out -

'It's not alternative if theres hundreds of you!'

ah how we laughed.

Submitted by bravo_foxtrot (user info) at 2003-11-30 12:27:57 EST (#)
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I think there's a difference between punk and goth. I see hot topic as more a goth store, and something like pac sun as punk.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-30 12:19:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-11-30 12:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

nice post by a new user. i hate hot topic.


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