Top Phrases One Should Know (1533 hits)
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Submitted by Ben <Bman1204.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-01 20:27:29 EST
These are the best ways to piss someone off, or to make yourself look so wierd that no one will talk to you again.
1). I hope that you trip on your own stupidity and smash your already ugly face into a cement block
2). May syphilis enflame your (insert body part here) so much that you float away like the piece of diseased shit that you are
3). I hate you so much it makes me vomit
4). God hates you
5). Do the world a favor, and kill yourself
6). Do me a favor: stop talking, take ten steps back, start running, do a somersault and disappear into your own asshole
7). You sick, dog-fucking, cock-smuggling, shit-faced, pink-cigar-puffing, pedophile
8). (to fat people ONLY) Hey, buddy, if I throw food on the ground, will you chase after it and leave me alone?
9). There's no such thing as stupid questions, just retarded people [to be used when someone says "this may be a stupid question, but...."]
10). I feel sorry for that badger that's in your ass
11). May spiders infest your already tiny brain, lay eggs in it, and start a semi-productive colony in the place where your piece of shit brain resides
12). Sorry, I couldn't understand what you were saying with all that donkey cock in your mouth
13). Wow! Your parents must have been high as all hell when they thought about letting you out in public
14). Go fuck a squirrel, asswipe
15). It is SUCH an honor to finally meet the creator of AIDS!
16). Why are you still breathing? I thought i made it clear that no one likes you, no one wants to listen to your hyena-like voice, and that you are making me retarded by speaking.
Use absolutely un-responsibly, and enjoy
STIXS
User Reviews
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-29 20:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:37:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
17) You write like Ben.
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OHHH HOO IT'S ON NOW!!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-29 20:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-18 00:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should be dead for having written this.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2003-12-07 20:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As i've said before, go public schools.
Submitted by Jandoisking (user info) at 2003-12-05 07:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are you guys giving him such a bad score and like freaking out? This is hilarious, and I think you guys should really mellow out, poo, haha I said SHUT UP
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PLEASE!!! No more ratings for this attention whore!
Do not rate any more!!!
Otherwise scum like this freak get the attention they crave.
Let him die alone.
Submitted by IronChef (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
poo, haha i said poo.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit breathing my air.
Submitted by superwallet (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty dumb, diddn't give you a negative because the AIDS one made me laugh.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
17) You write like Ben.
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That was like listening to a dumb kid try and "talk smart."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Or it could be that hes giving himself plus 2's under shitty fake names.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Or it could be that this was neither funny nor interesting.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or it could be that youre just retarded and were dropped as a child
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, I've already been at work too long. Usually shit like this makes me laugh my ass off. I laugh at everything. I just can't seem to make myself laugh or seen any entertainment in any of these.
Then again it might not have anything to do with me, maybe, just maybe there was no entertainment what so ever in any of these.
Submitted by Son of Cartman at 2003-12-01 21:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No kitty this is my pot pie. No kitty that's a bad kitty!
Submitted by Nirvana101 <Euphoriadbj.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-12-01 21:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow that really was hilarious, you all gotta loosen up and just laugh at some mean stuff sometimes. I bet your all like ugly people who take everything to serious because you hear that shit told to you all the time, bastards, you kill all that is funny
Submitted by Lord Byron <Sublimerocks85.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-12-01 21:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL HILARIOUS ALL OF U THAT VOTED NEG 2 ARE DUMB FUCKS AND IM GOING TO RIP OUT UR THROAT AND JERK OFF WITH IT, THX FOR THE DEEPTHROAT FAGS
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm glad ones own rating and unlogged users don't affect the overall score.
This should be a steady string of -2's
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is lamer than a 2 legged dog.
Submitted by Arctic Terrorist at 2003-12-01 20:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, blow me.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post should be nub-spanked.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18101
Submitted by A bomb <EdgeBono87.at.netscape.net> at 2003-12-01 20:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B-man, kicker of all ass.
Submitted by Jando <Jandoisking.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-12-01 20:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You stole all those From my friends, you asshole
Submitted by Kelly <kellyer86.at.rcn.com> at 2003-12-01 20:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel sorry for you, so here is 2 points you sick sad man.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm seriously hurt and offended by your comments.
Honestly, thats the first time I have ever been insulted on Uber.
You, sir, are a pioneer.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"14). Go fuck a squirrel, asswipe
15). It is SUCH an honor to finally meet the creator of AIDS! "
-2 cuz squirrels are cool
-2 cuz the aids comment officially makes you a jagbag
oh wait, i can only give you a negative two..with pleasure
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(with Asian accent) You so dumb yo momma weigh FITTY POUND! HA HA HA!
No.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You suck Method. Go choke on horse-cock, but that's already daily habit, especially after you got sodomized by that horse of a father you have.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HA!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
14). Go fuck a squirrel, asswipe (honestly this was the low point in shittyness)
Never, EVER post here again, you sad, uncreative, hollow, dead-eyed cunt.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Heres another one for giving yourself a +2, stupid.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, these suck. Not even one good one in there.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, i needed to start myself off with a good rating, what can i say