Santa is Black (530 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.07 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Frank White (View user info) at 2003-12-03 12:44:19 EST
A crash and a Bang, I rose from my bed
With santa's plum face drawn ripe in my head
Everyone is asleep, So it must be him
Sneaking downstairs to catch a glimpse of his grin
When what to my suburban eyes did I see?
But a black man digging presents from under the tree
This was no santa, I thought to myself
As I reached for the 12 gauge up high on the shelf
I slipped and I crashed, alerting black santa
Who screamed like a bitch drinking cold Fanta
He charged like a bull, on the attack
I now knew this Negro was hopped up on Crack
Who could steal on Christmas, not even the Grinch
Think again Cracker, A Brotha' in a pinch
For your presents are fly, and Im gonna take em'
Where all the womens, cause I gonna rape em'
The gun out of reach, my choices were slim
I bit ol' black santa right on his chin
I bit down hard, I just had to win
Pulled away fast with a thick piece of skin
He screamed and he screamed, blood pouring around
When I spotted the 12 gauge there on the ground
I lunged and I aimed, pulling the trigger
For Christmas this year I got a dead nigger.
User Reviews
Submitted by WalkensGhost (user info) at 2003-12-04 16:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All the naysayers may lick my balls. A lump of coal? In case you don't know yet, it's my pleasure to inform you that Santa isn't real. So, even if I was the most racist prick on the planet, I'll still get presents. Notice how this is filed under "humor" you cock-sucking, devil blowing, mother raping, whore bagging fucks. Oh yeah, chinks are predominantly slow witted as are puerto ricans, mexicans, jews, italians, harpies, and maypies. Merry X-mas assholes.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-04 16:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess the "Naughty and Nice" list is pretty easy to draw up, after all.
Enjoy your lump of coal, fuck.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2003-12-03 18:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
booo
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-03 18:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:28:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
foreigner...the rock band?
I don't know about the foreigner...it implies white man...i don't think you could call a black guy, or an asian guy "gringo".
lets watch "blood in, blood out."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fuck the polar bears..homes! This here is all LA ONDA! POTOS LOCOS FOREVER!
thank you and drive thru
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
foreigner...the rock band?
I don't know about the foreigner...it implies white man...i don't think you could call a black guy, or an asian guy "gringo".
lets watch "blood in, blood out."
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You would be a redneck.....if you make a post on Uber that was copyed and pasted from a poem that was found in "Idiot's guide for dummies, How to be a redneck."
Thank you and drive thru
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and lastly, i think it's slang for "foreigner" not caucasion, after taking your link.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
but then again, it isnt a term common to argentina, is it?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for correcting me willzone. i feel stupid passing on misinformation, my argentinian friend swore it was true.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"gringo is a spanish slang for albino" no, its spanish slang for caucasian, albino is a whole nother thing. you can be spanish and albino, or black and albino...just means you are missing pigment in your cells. skin pasty white/pink, hair translucent/white.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gringo
and this post was a racist piece of shit.
Submitted by dimerajoe (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Its so good to know that racism is alive and well in this great country. I feel so proud to be an American when I read crap like that. Doesnt it give everyone a warm feeling to know that white trash can still get away with poems like this? The internet - what a wonderful place for retards to spout such evil and cruel things about their fellow man. Keep it up Frank, Santa might just drop a bomb on your house this year. Merry X-mas.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-03 13:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
long dong-
gringo is a spanish slang for albino, in case you were wondering
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-12-03 12:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What is it with jerks and poems these days?
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-03 12:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this was almost funny.
Submitted by LongDongSilver (user info) at 2003-12-03 12:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awful. Charming, though. Love the references to southern culture (e.g. 12 gauge shotguns, crackers). "Gringo" is my favourite racist slang, though. Makes us sound like gremlins or something.