-2 Mofo! (1663 hits)
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Submitted by Tartpumper (View user info) at 2003-12-04 06:50:42 EST
This monthly edition of the best -2's to be thrown around isnt brilliant but yet still funny.
Same rules apply, got to funny and GOT to be a -2.
Drink DDT - you had three or four good ones but you have to -2!
Enjoy
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-13 02:11:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to write something witty here, but instead I'll just tell you to fuck off. (Did I even spell 'witty' right?)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-13 01:08:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
You stupid, retarded, moronic, degenerative, foolish, worthless, cocksucking tool.
If you were a sandwich, I would stick you on an antpile.
Didn't they outlaw lobotomies?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-13 06:27:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I have a big mac meal please, large with sprite.
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-13 00:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Boobs are good, this post was not.
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-12 22:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
what in the blue fuck is this?
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-13 01:32:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
what in the indigo fuck is this?
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-11-12 20:01:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Eh, I can't say this is the worst thing I've ever seen you do, but I have sure seen better poop smeared by monkies in the form of graffiti.
Oh -2 because I had to look at my Led Zeppelin album to see how you spell graffiti.
-Tom
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Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-11-12 22:38:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nitwit.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-13 02:51:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Virgin. Forever. You might as well just become a fucking priest. Err...non-fucking priest.
You are all that is stupid in this world combined into a most likely obese, compulsively lying, cockbag.
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-12 19:01:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU. Learn to type/speak/not be a total asshat then try again. I got almost 1/2 way through before it felt like my head was going to explode.
Fuck You for doing this to me. Fuck you in the....
...ear.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-12 17:56:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
The best word I can think of to describe you is Fuckhead. Well, either that or Shitface.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-12 17:21:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHA!!!!
This person is 5.
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-11-12 14:28:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
"more to come soon"
Thanks for the warning, I'll take that bottle of Aspirin now in preparation.
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-12 10:42:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Leave him alone, he has learning difficulties.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-12 06:53:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh. Not even witty or sarcastic in any way. It's as if I went to the special olympics and screamed "Retard" to everyone from the sidelines.
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-11 22:27:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
did your mother have any children that lived?
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-11-11 15:12:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
You have all the appeal of lebanon as a holiday destination.
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-11 06:35:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm Australian I'm allowed to go "WTF mate ^^", however in this case I'll go "This was fucking shit"
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-10 22:45:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wasted valuable masturbation time reading this...
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Submitted by SoHipItHurts (user info) at 2003-11-10 21:37:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's what you do: Buy a large wooden crate, and mail yourself to my address. While in the box, kill yourself. I could make money turning your body into beef jerky. Sound like a plan?
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-02 22:58:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
In conclusion, go lick your moms dildo some more.
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-12-02 21:26:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, you whinging needle dick. Go play juggernauts on the freeway. You will be doing the world a favour.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-02 21:55:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Feel that pain in your head? That's stupidity. Take 400 aspirin, it should go away in about an hour.
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2003-12-02 18:23:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
may you get leprosy of the genitalia.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-02 16:25:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are amongst the lowest denomination of human.
Go on a chat-show and tell them.
Fucklock.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-02 16:14:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Prepubescent fuckballs.
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Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-02 19:00:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
I am looking for words to use here..........
Ummmm.........
One word comes to mind-----"CHOKEYOURSELFFUCKFACE"
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-02 15:06:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Did the school with the short bus just get out or something?
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-03 06:07:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone did this shit to me. Why? Why?
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Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2003-12-02 15:37:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope someone slips laxatives into whatever the fuck retards like you drink.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-02 15:00:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
100% purely idiotic.
You sir, should be beaten with a red hot crowbar, and then drowned in a bag full of rabid badgers.
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-02 14:31:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dont ever post again.
If you think,"Hey i got this great idea for a post." Take a waffle iron, insert you hand in it, then turn it on and clamp down.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-02 15:31:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
You, sir, are an anal sex baby.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-02 18:25:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
go sit in the corner and think about what you've just said. i'll let you come back when you've realized what you've done.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-12-02 09:51:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's an idea.
Why don't you fist yourself with a spikey glove on.
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-02 08:08:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayer than loads of gay men in a gay tree all gaying each other.
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-12-02 06:55:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Try repeatedly stabbing yourself in the face with a chainsaw.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-02 02:35:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, don't you sound like a wanker?
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Submitted by TaK at 2003-12-02 13:33:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
You piss-soaked urinal cake.
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Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-01 22:37:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
When normal kids are born a doctor slaps them on the back to get them to cry/ start breathing I'm told. However, when baby Jesus was born all they did was just show him this post.
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Submitted by IronChef (user info) at 2003-12-01 21:40:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
poo, haha i said poo.
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-12-01 14:24:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just farted...
It kinda smells like France.
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-12-01 09:59:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I must have had a stroke before I read this cos it made no sense.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-12-01 05:30:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this shit?
Listen to me you stinky little wankstain, I want you to pick up a bread knife and start slicing yourself up real nice. Okay? Now cut off your ear. Done? Good. Now eat it.
Finished eating it?
Good. Wait twenty minutes.
Now I want you to vomit your semi digested ear into your mothers mouth.
While fisting her up the pooper.
With a spikey glove on.
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-01 08:14:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, it seems like I can no longer deny that the world is being sucked into a nebula of stupid, and an increasing number of posters like this downs baby are the result of the phenomenon.
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-01 00:21:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
You didn't ask for my opinion but you got it anyways you little infested cum bubble. Papercut your wrists until you die.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-11-30 20:08:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you say "serious mental issues"?
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-30 18:21:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope some big bully spits on you on the bus to school Monday morning.
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Submitted by InTheNight (user info) at 2003-11-30 04:08:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope Michael Jackson finds your children.
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Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-11-30 16:22:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, that was totally not amazing.
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-11-29 10:11:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
You will never ever know how much this makes me want to harm you.
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-11-29 06:47:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
a fat 12 year old that still is worth more than your lame high school cracking ass. If you dont have anything intelligent to say, then dont sit and the adults table. Get the fuck outta here and dont forget to eat rat poison on the way.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-11-28 20:45:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
go to hell, fuckrod
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-11-29 04:14:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your forum is lame. You should go sodomise your mother with a marrow.
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-28 17:54:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
you should be beaten to death with the rocks still clogging the ruins of a concentration camp.
take your contemptible ideals and write your filth where someone might appreciate it.
Oh yeah.. did you know that Dark hair is genetically dominant?
the blonde hair/blue eye theory is flawed. Stick it up your ass, you recessive gene mongoloid fuckstick.
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-28 10:50:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get raped.
No i really do.
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-28 03:51:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get bullied at school today.
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-11-29 05:28:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been more entertained in the toilet.
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-11-28 06:23:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
So I said to her - NEVER do that again - you can really hurt your anus doing things like that.
Oh, yeah - your post sucked a big un. I didnt even finish it... It was like a really crap sandwich - not worth the effort of making it.
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Submitted by poop_monkey (user info) at 2003-11-27 22:57:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time you shave, please stand a couple inches closer to the razor.
Beeyatch.
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-27 21:14:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
I would choke you just to feel your last breath slip away. Shooting is too impersonal.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-27 19:23:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have been the filling in a condom, so many years ago.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-11-27 01:41:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
How about you spend your $10 on a second grade education?
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-27 00:29:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
This blows more than your mother
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-26 16:21:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you like to go on a date with me?
That date will end with a nice romantic walk along the beach, and then me stabbing you in the eye with a cyanide covered fork.
You'll never do any better than that in your entire life, and so I suggest you take my generous offer.
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-26 19:32:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Close your mouth dude. Your are dribbling shit again.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-26 13:08:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know that stage in a babies life before their skull is finished forming so it's still soft? You're parents really shouldn't have put your head in a vice during that stage.
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-25 23:44:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're as funny as constipation.
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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-12-03 22:44:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
If my eyes try to leap out of my head the second your post displays on the screen, you have done something wrong.
If in my attempt to read said post makes me angry because the pain was for nothing, you should definitely lock your doors at night.
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Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-03 22:41:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
how to fix this in two easy steps:
1. pull your bottom lip over your head
2. swallow
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Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-23 04:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
faggot
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-23 04:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2004-02-10 18:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
;)
Submitted by SoHipItHurts (user info) at 2004-01-28 13:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm speechless. Myh name appeared somewhere on this site other than my own posts. And I don't even remember writing that.
Submitted by InTheNight (user info) at 2004-01-27 22:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a bit late...but woohoo, I made it.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-14 22:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes! 4!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-12-05 02:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd forgotten all about 'anal sex baby'
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-12-05 01:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAHHHHH...... that felt good.
hehe nothing like coming up with a good flame to make oneself feel better.
Submitted by TheKingofSiam (user info) at 2003-12-05 01:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha "cockbag"
Gold!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-05 01:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! I think my favorite was:
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One word comes to mind-----"CHOKEYOURSELFFUCKFACE"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-05 00:54:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-04 20:34:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
People like you are why people like us stay home and jack off in a sock.
Please go sniff airplane glue or something, as long as it kills the braincell that helped you figure out how to post the mental abortion you've shit all over my screen.
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oh man, that one was GREAT.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-05 00:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that's it for me? oh come on, i've had some WAY better ones than that piece of shit. that was nothing!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-05 00:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for each comment of mine. woO!
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2003-12-04 21:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-02 08:08:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayer than loads of gay men in a gay tree all gaying each other."
This induced uncontrollable snickering at work. I couldn't even look at it for about 10 minutes.
--JW
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-04 19:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO HOO! I made a list! I just want to thank all the little people that made this possible...
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-12-04 19:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I get 4 in there? I'm not funny! ....although this submission is.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-12-04 15:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can attest that these kinds of posts take oodles of TLC.
They're great for me because I miss so many of the great, viscous one-liners.
Funny stuff.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-12-04 12:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, I don't have time to do them anymore. Plus, you did a great job. I pass the torch to YOU, my son.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2003-12-04 12:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-11 14:57:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
English, mother fucker, do you speak it?!
Submitted by The_taste_of_goats (user info) at 2003-12-04 11:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I must have had a stroke before I read this cos it made no sense.
You will never ever know how much this makes me want to harm you.
Im in there twice, man im GOOD! The stroke one cracks me up.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-04 11:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, I know I've missed at least 50% of these in posts I simply refused to even look at..
wooo I actually made a list! Must try harder.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1070397770720517756#284926
DAMN I forgot to make that a -2! I kind of liked that one.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-04 10:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3 bashes from the ol RB. WHOO HOO
MAXIMUM OWNAGE!
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-04 10:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I got 2?? Fuck I'm the man, kneel before ZOD you fucks!!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-12-04 10:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these posts.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-04 10:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-12-04 09:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
How come I never make these lists? I'm the fucking INVENTOR of these lists!
I'm so self-centered. Good job Tart.
Sorry, I just have absolutley FUCK ALL to do and needed some entertainment. You do the next one...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-12-04 09:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How come I never make these lists? I'm the fucking INVENTOR of these lists!
I'm so self-centered. Good job Tart.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-04 09:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. I love these, hate makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over.
I feel like such an insult stud, I was on there 8 times.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-04 09:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh i got one:
"i hope you get anally raped by angry swordfish."
but thats from Beer_bong
Submitted by bob at 2003-12-04 09:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
from now on i will have to be more creative to get on this list.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-12-04 09:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-11-26 10:17:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
The boys rapaciously plundered the booty of the piñata, much like Michael Jackson would do to the boys themselves later.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-04 09:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoooo! ask and ye shall receive.
sniff...none of mine though....sniff....
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-04 08:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-04 08:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yea!!! I got one, now I can kill myself and end my pathetic life.....
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-12-04 08:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
***Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-01 22:37:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
When normal kids are born a doctor slaps them on the back to get them to cry/ start breathing
I'm told. However, when baby Jesus was born all they did was just show him this post.***
That is my favourite
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-04 07:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is an honour! You have made me laugh whilst insulting someone that probably deserved it.
Nobody appreciates how much thought actually goes into these insults.......
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-12-04 07:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh, I got one!
Is it weird that I sort of feel like it's an honor??
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-12-04 07:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-11-11 15:12:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
You have all the appeal of lebanon as a holiday destination.
tee hee.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-04 07:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I actually made it too. I cant believe im such a prick. But I laughed at my own -2, so today is a good day.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-04 07:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sheesh. We're a cruel, cruel bunch.
ESPECIALLY PMJ. Geez, bubba. I bet you're responsible for at least 3 suicides this past month.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-12-04 07:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.. I made it into one of these.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-04 07:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhhhh drink found one...
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-12-03 17:41:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to sit on your face. Naked of course.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-12-04 06:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3 from me! I rule.