Bitching about AIM lingo (3138 hits)
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Submitted by The Cuban <hair_owen.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-04 17:49:47 EST
Okay how hard is it to type out "to"and "be"? is it neccesary really to write "2 b" instead of "to be"? ," its only one more letter for each word!! Its called the English LANGUAGE, if we wanted it to be spelled the way morons spell it we'd call it the "I'm a lazy dumbass who deserves death by fire" language. Also please capitalize your I's so you don't look like you're a mindless idiot, thanks.
List of words that should not be abbreviated by morons
i=I
b= be
2= to or too (It means two different things! god dammit)
im= I'm as in "I'm a jackass who doesn't know how to spell" use apostrophes for the love of God!!
luv = love, but don't use this because chances are you are a freshman who doesn't know how to "love" and just longs to be excepted so just go... kill yourself.
ne= any
u=you hey look over there! its a dumbass! wait its just you... bitch
ur= your OR you're, Examples "move YOUR dumbass," or "YOU'RE a dumbass," means two different things..
enouf= enough, now thats just sick
wat= what GOD DAMMIT YOU MAKE ME SO MAD I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
y= why, please end the torment PLEASE
These are okay because sometimes you just don't have enough time to write out cuss words at someone
omg
stfu
lmfao or lmao
wtf
So please do your part in stopping us teenagers from being labeled as morons who can't type or spell, and if you can't well go set yourself on fire and jump off a cliff
-The Sexy Cuban
PS if you want to see how NOT to spell look at LiL bLoNdIe6919's profile (on AIM) and believe me if I ever meet her she is getting a ass beating or at the very least a verbal abusing with a couple (meaning two) fingers involved
PSS excerpt from LiL bLoNdIe6919's profile- "Y THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HATE ME lifes gay!" Well "Y" people hate you is because you left out the "wh" which ultimately makes people despise the very thought of you, and yes, your life is gay and you will burn in the fiery depths of hell.
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Submitted by Brian MacCready <allamanamedbrian5.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-20 14:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome, glad I'm not alone! I too have came up with my rant about this crap, brainless.150m.com/Rants/typing.html yes!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-03 00:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well some of us didnt come out of the womb with a keyboard attatched. In my typing class all i ever did was try to mess up my friend next to me by returning his carriage at inappropriate times, usually to pay him back for doing it to me first. I hate typing and do use shorthand in my messanger convos so bite me!
and its enuf not enouf
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-03 00:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you delivered what you promised. even though it wasnt really good it wasnt (note: i refuse to use apostrophes) too bad either. Once I heard someone use the word "lol" in real life. I dont mean that he said "l-o-l" i mean he pronounced it like the word "lull".
Submitted by dangruslycheezey <aries_323.at.msn.com> at 2004-02-18 18:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf is ur fucking problem bitch¿?¿ get a fucking life
Submitted by shantydweller36 (user info) at 2004-02-04 18:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You do realize that you are a huge crybaby. why dont you spend less time crying about what
other people are doing and concentrate more on the fact that you have some major pent up anger
problems. I see no need to get violent just because some people dont feel like taking time
to type things out to their friends, whom i assume can understand what they are saying.
so why dont you bugger off and mind your own life issues.
Submitted by hairowen (user info) at 2003-12-05 16:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh DAMNIT I did say excepted instead of accepted, minus 2 for me. Well thanks for pointing that out. I had my ass handed to me on a platter. Well I'm sorry for my only error that I suppose you could find. but keep looking maybe theres more
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-12-05 04:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
darn, godchicken, you beat me to it.....
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2003-12-04 23:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing i like less than internet slang is, people bitching about internet slang.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-12-04 23:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How is this AIM lingo? This shit started before instant messaging was a concept. Pay attention.
Korth
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-04 23:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We often mock what we don't understand.
move zig for justice
you have no chance to survive make your time
sorry - quite stoned at the moment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2003-12-04 23:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"because chances are you are a freshman".. ooo wise words from a sophomore eh? oh, and know what mispellings/idiocies bother me? when people cant tell the difference between "except" and "accept", you couldve at least proofread your post (shh, i know someone already pointed that out, but i wrote that before i saw it i swear)
Submitted by Orange_Phile at 2003-12-04 18:06:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
You can confuse the shit out of people if you just type 3 or 4 random letters, i.e. sgtr. They don't stand for anything. But 99.9% of people are too proud to admit their ignorance and ask what that means. For the other .1%, I just call them gay because they don't know what it means. It's a quality joke.
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yah, i do that all the time too, i got all these random people i talk to on aim saying "IKJ" after they say lol or haha, and i dont even know what the hell it means, good times, good times
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-12-04 21:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like people who use such abbreviations. Not BECAUSE they use them, but just because I don't like the kind of people who use them. Then again, that's not the worst... I only ignore people who don't use grammer, I kill people who are so amazingly stupid as to send me crappy chain-IMs like "tomorrow is national kiss day, if you sen..." blah blah blah DIE.
Anyway. No, "omg" "stfu" etc are not okay. What makes them any less vile than the others? Okay, maybe a little less vile, but still.
Submitted by Stupac (user info) at 2003-12-04 21:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only do I hate people copying my idea, BUT IT'S PPS YOU FUCKING DOLT. PS = Post Script, or some latin variation thereof. PSS would mean post script script, and thats just nonsense. Jebus Cripes.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-04 19:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What GodC said. He rules!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2003-12-04 19:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go suck the sweat off a dead man's balls
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-04 19:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
owned bizotch!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wooo GodChicken pwned you!!!!!11 LOLOL OMG WTF : P
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually I used a program that does that for me. I simply copied, pasted, and hit translate. then copied it back.
My point was, you sound like the same people you are ranting about.. and learn the difference between "excepted" and "accepted"
Submitted by hairowen (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow someone has TONS of time on his hands? How long did it take you to change that entire thing? out of curiosity... what was your point in writing that entire thing?
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf r u talkin about
I hate myself.
Submitted by KramericaLives (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i pretty much agree on all fronts except the part about "i." if i'm writing a formal letter, i'll press the shift key, but if i'm just writing mindless dribble, i see no reason to capitalize.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
K HOW HARD IS IT 2 TYP3 OUT 2AND B?!?!!!! WTF IS IT N3CASARY RILLY 2 WRIET 2 B INSTAAD OF 2 B???!??? LOL ITS ONLY ONA MOR3 LET3R FOR 3ACH WORD!1!1111!!!!11111 OMG WTF LOL ITS CALED DA ANGLISH LANGUAEG IF WE WANTED IT 2 B SPAL3D TEH WAY MORONS SPAL IT WAD CAL IT DA IMM A LAZY DUMBAS WHO DESERV3S DAATH BY FIER LANGUAEG1111!! OMG WTF ALSO PLZ CAPITALIEZ UR IS SO U DONT LOK LIEK UR A MINDL3S IDIOT THX!1!!!1 OMG
LIST OF WORDS TAHT SHUD NOT B ABRAVIAETD BY MORONS
I=I
B= B
2= 2 OR 2 (IT M3ANS TWO DIFERENT THNGS!!1! OMG WTF LOL GOD DMMIT)
IM= IMM AS IN IMM A JAKAS WHO DO3SNT KNOW HOW 2 SPEL USA APOSTROPHES FOR TEH LOVA OF GOD!11!!!!!11!!!1 OMG LOL
LUV = LOV3 BUT DONT US3 THIS B/C CHANCES R U R A FRESHMAN WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW 2 LOVE AND JUST LONGS 2 B EXCAPTED SO JUST GO.1!1111!1!!11!111!1 OMG WTF KIL UR!1!11111 WTF LOL
NA= ANY U H3Y LOK OV3R THEYRE1!11!11! WTF ITS A DUMBAS1!11 WATE ITS JUST U1!11!!!1!11!1!!1 LOL BITCH
UR= UR OR UR EXMPL3S MOVA UR DUMBAS OR UR A DUMBAS MEANS TWO DIFARENT THNGS.1!11!!!11! OMG WTF LOL
3NOUF= 3NOUGH NOW TAHTS JUST SIK
WAT= WUT GOD DMMIT U MAEK ME SO MAD IMA KIL U
Y= Y PLZ 3ND TEH 2RMENT PLZ
THASE R K B/C SOM3TIEMS U JUST DONT HAEV ANOUGH TIEM 2 WRIET OUT CUS WORDS AT SOMEON3
OMG
STFU
LMFAO OR LMAO
WTF
SO PLZ DO UR PART IN S2PNG US TENAEGRS FROM BNG LAEBLAD AS MORONS WHO CANT TYPE OR SPEL AND IF U CANT WEL GO SET UR ON FIER AND JUMP OF A CLIF TEH SEXY CUBAN
PS IF U WANT 2 SE HOW NOT 2 SPAL LOK AT LIL BLONDEI6919S PROFIEL (ON AME) AND BLEIVE M3 IF I EV3R MET HER SH3 IS G3TNG A AS BATNG OR AT DA VARY L3AST A V3RBAL ABUSNG WIT A COUPLA (MEANNG TWO) FNGERS INVOLV3D
PS AXC3RPT FROM LIL BLONDEI6919S PROFIEL- Y TEH FUK DOES EVERYONA HAET M3 LIEFS GAY!1!1! LOL WEL Y PEOPLE HAET U IS B/C U LEFT OUT DA WH WHICH ULTIMAETLY MAEKS PEOPL3 D3SPIES DA VERY THOUGHT OF U AND Y3S UR LIEF IS GAY AND U WIL BURN IN TEH FEIRY D3PTHS OF HAL
11!!1 OMG LOL
If you're going to go on a rant like that, don't make yourself LOOK like this!
Submitted by Orange_Phile at 2003-12-04 18:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can confuse the shit out of people if you just type 3 or 4 random letters, i.e. sgtr. They don't stand for anything. But 99.9% of people are too proud to admit their ignorance and ask what that means. For the other .1%, I just call them gay because they don't know what it means. It's a quality joke.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF? Ok, here's my rating. I didn't need that "however."
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF is cool! However, I agree with the rest. I almost refuse altogether to talk with anyone that uses the abbreviations of "u" or "r"...
Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2003-12-04 18:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
These are okay because sometimes you just don't have enough time to write out cuss words at someone
omg
stfu
lmfao or lmao
wtf
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No. They're not.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-12-04 17:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've actually gotten emails from people about school projects, which did not contain words.
Like: "cn u do ths im busy" I almost emailed her back - "USE WORDS NEXT TIME YOU EMAIL ME!!!"
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2003-12-04 17:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Been done 2 (to) death.
Looks like you haven't submitted a post in 6 months - should have gone for longer.