Damn, I'm special (1371 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jesus <Mcstarrett02.at.aol.com> at 2000-12-27 21:31:58 EST
That's right. I'm special. "Why?", you might ask.
I'll tell you. I'm special because I am Jesus.
That is as it seems to me. As Christians, particularly
Catholics, know, Mary was the mother of Jesus.
Well, Mary is hte mother of me too, so I must be
Jesus. Just don't tell anybody, it's considered a sin
to recognize me as my true self. Sacrelige, or some
nonsense like that.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ixnayer (user info) at 2002-06-17 10:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The main thing was that Jesus' mom was The Virgin Mary, not the Slutty Welfare Skank Mary from across the street. Proof, that you two are not the same person.
Submitted by miksmix (user info) at 2002-06-17 07:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure the church is big enough to look after it's self. After all if God gets pissed off by stuff like this, then he is a really petty wanker and needs to get a life.
Submitted by Zanz38 (user info) at 2002-06-13 05:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a way to wind up the faithfull fairplay!!
Submitted by Colossuz (user info) at 2002-06-13 00:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck. Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by jenny <jennyv.at.starmail.com> at 2001-12-01 20:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ass
Submitted by Sassy Margarita at 2001-11-16 13:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pointing out this absurdity to me was truly amusing. What was
just as amusing was the reaction from "pissedof". Obviously
Jesus doesn't give a heck about your getting offended or else
he wouldn't have posted this in the first place.
Submitted by pissedoff at 2001-11-09 12:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No one in this world is Jesus. I do not care if your mothe is Mary or if you possible wear a white robe. I find this extremly offensive. Although, inteded hopefully for "plain fun", in my opinion, it is a mockery.
Submitted by kjaiw (user info) at 2001-10-04 15:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2000-12-28 03:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do me a favor: when you say something... try to have a point