A reply to "What amkes a bad ass and a list..." (969 hits)
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Submitted by <ann_landers.at.abortionstickle.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-05 21:00:40 EST
I was gonna just write it under your list of bad asses, but what I have to say deserves it's own post.
Superman & Cyclops are fags, they would fuck each other in the ass given the chance. It's not known whether or not Jean Grey ever went after Cyclops, but you know she snuck in and had Wolverine tag that shit all night long... that's how she really turned into the Phoenix, it was all a fucking hoax, how did you miss that issue!?!? Anyway, Logan (Wolverine) and her decided that she would fake her death and hide out in a cabin in the woods and make it nice and cozy and throw out feed to attract furry woodland creatures. Wolverine took a trip soon after her death to "collect his thoughts." He was collecting on some ass in the woods, and he tore that ass so bad that when she came for about the billionth time or so, (I don't remember if it was 1 billion & 1 or 1 billion exactly) she fucking exploded... thankfully our true hero and defacto leader of the heterosexual (Excluding Scott Summers - Cyclops because he's a butt plugging fucktard pansy bitch, even his name is gay... Scott Summers... even his dad was a fag to have allowed that shit) X-men, Wolverine was able to recover from the blast that created the phoenix, and his boner healed as well. Jean Grey still fucks Wolverine on the side, she just uses her psionic abilities to make Scott ass thrashing Summers cool with it...
on to the fact that you later make an ass of yourself...
You denied Capt. Jack Sparrow the ability to be recognized as a Bad Ass. He wears make-up, & that's gay yet par for the course of a pirate's life. Thus, the make-up is acceptable, besides, it keeps the bitches from being able to detect when he's been planting meat elsewhere in case some other broad's shit rubs off on him. Point being, losing shit doesn't make you a bad ass & losing a woman doesn't make you more bad assed. Losing shit makes you a bad ass with a cause (if you're trying to retrieve it, replace it, or fill a void). Losing a woman and doing something about it other than revenge just makes you a pussy because we all know that women are replaceable, and most are useless cunts when it comes down to it. Capt. Jack had lost his ship and his mates with whom he would pursue strictly heterosexual group sex acts with bitches he stole from islands. Pirates lose bitches all the time, they are expendable. To a pirate, women are like rum, but rum won't fuck you over for any longer than the next morning.
Not to mention the fact that Maddox now hates you for discrediting a pirate.
-2 for pissing of maddox, and you better pray that he never gets wind of your shitting on his Pirate friend(s).
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Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-08 14:48:59 EST (#)
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Hahahaa... Jolly Roger, hehehe...
hubris to the mighty potatoman.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-08 08:45:35 EST (#)
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-1 for Maddox, he can be funny, and I've read most of his shit, but to tell you the truth, fuck him. He's a two trick pony, and both those tricks lost their entertainment value back when he became a hit whoring bitch.
+2 for Capt' Jack and the Jolly Roger.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2003-12-08 02:52:04 EST (#)
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Gambit was a pretty cool xman. scott summers sucked. so did leonardo of the turtles. capt. jack sparrow was pretty cool, its not fair for you to judge him by modern standards.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-12-07 22:00:53 EST (#)
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It's a good post.
Submitted by ann_landers <ann_landers.at.abortionstickle.co> at 2003-12-07 21:38:22 EST (#)
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Fat pot calls the kettle black.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-12-07 17:22:25 EST (#)
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Learn to spell
http://www.ubersite.com/m/16668
Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-06 14:03:27 EST (#)
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Jack Sparrow is still a pimp... he's one of the few pirates lucky enough to be "Suave n' Debounaire" (I know i misspelled that) that he doesn't have to go against a lady's will... He knows that in the sequel, he'll be (to use the parlance of our times) tappin' some Elizabeth ass.
Ann Landers raped Jack Sparrow.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-06 11:10:23 EST (#)
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I think I meant the short part for the other one, but t'was true when I said he wouldn't kidnap ladies against their will. Just look, he spent the night on the island with the lovely Elizabeth, and while he did make a subtle advance or two, he did nothing to go against her will when she made it clear she was not intertested. Jack Sparrow is a respectable Captain, and takes pride in leaving the innocent alive and uninjured.
Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-06 00:43:06 EST (#)
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>>Razor>>
It's not real estate, it's more of a free street corner where posts are pimped and there are more pimps than whores.
>>QueenAshlee>>
I'm not sure if the following quote was directed to myself or the initial post...
"And how dare you say he is not a badass. Took two to the chest, that one, and before he was even immortal"
But if it was to me, then you've definitely mistaken me, for I feel that Mr. Sparrow = the pinnacle of "bad assedness." And you also criticized my assumptions that he would pursue lurid heterosexual acts... well, he's a pirate, and whether you like it or not... any seafarring man must succumb to the urges as soon as the option to do so is available... you imagine going without sex that long and then coming onto an isle of the opposite sex; the object of your fantasies and attraction... you too would succumb, besides... it's accepted as commonplace amongst your peers.
Just ask Capt. Stabbin'
Ann Landers overdoses on laxatives for inspiration.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-05 23:14:17 EST (#)
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Allright, and I just read the post, just now. That comment was on the replies. Now I have this to say.
Captain Jack Sparrow was an honest man, and would not have picked women unwillingly off islands and such as you implied. That is all.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-05 23:11:53 EST (#)
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Ironically, I just got through watching Pirates of the Carribbean. I now understand loki's affection for pirates. Oh yes, Captian Jack Sparrow, fictional though he may be, is sexy in his own way. His own unwashed, slightly insane, but sexy all the same way. And how dare you say he is not a badass. Took two to the chest, that one, and before he was even immortal.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-12-05 22:40:27 EST (#)
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If you're gonna post a reply as an actual post, at least lin to the original post.
I have no idea what this is to.
Anyway, http://www.andgor.com/Personalized_Figures/personalized_figures.html
personalized action figures
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-05 21:50:42 EST (#)
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This should have just been a reply.
It was well written, but please don't use up front page space like this...
Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-05 21:44:33 EST (#)
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If I had an action figure of myself made, I would get it life sized and with a vagina so I could fuck myself because I hate the rest of you. To me, I look better, taste better, and I never disagree with me. Also, I won't come home drunk and piss me off like the stupid bitch I'm dating right now did last night... although that's another post.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-12-05 21:33:16 EST (#)
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Plus two for Jack Sparrow because from the first couple of minutes of that movie I definitely wanted to fuck him. Effeminate or not. Don't care.
The Travel Channel had some special along the lines of "What People Do When They Have Too Much Money," and they were looking at having an action figure of yourself made. It was interesting...unfortunately, the 8k price tag overrides my desire to have a model of myself.
Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-05 21:15:17 EST (#)
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Hail Sparrow...
As for Maddox... the archives baby, the archives are where it's at. Read his interviews, his posts take 20+ hours to produce, (those laden with factual information) and he is also writing movie scripts and trying to get an action figure made of himself so that he can tell people "I am going to play with himself" and mean it.
Maddox owns, fuck Ann Landers
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2003-12-05 21:12:01 EST (#)
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Captain Jark is a made up movie character.
Ash, on the other hand, is a true american hero.
jerkas
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2003-12-05 21:07:36 EST (#)
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-1 because you made a reference to Maddox on Uber. Maddox is a pansy. Only posts like twice a month, and usually, is not funny.
+1 because you also think that Capt. Jack Sparrow is an all around badass.
Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-05 21:02:10 EST (#)
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-2 from myself because i forgot to mention that Ann Landers is a fucking cunt.
"Hail Bundy"