A Guide to Flaming on Ubersite. (for "PAS") (720 hits)
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Submitted by <ann_landers.at.abortionstickle.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-08 01:07:29 EST
I have some rather grim world views on some topics that are sensitive to some of you people. Topics such as handicapped folks (http://www.ubersite.com/m/19899) and women (http://www.ubersite.com/m/20077). But less than a week into my inception within the ranks of ubersite, I've found myself encountering a bit of a problem which I feel needs addressing; the problem of indiscriminate flaming. Maybe I'm asking for it in response to my commenting on such trepidation laced topics with such brazen opinions on them. I think not. Thus if you are easily offended, also take this post into consideration as a warning that you most likely won't be happy with my posts now or in the future; so don't bother.
Let's begin with a quote:
"I made a few barbed comments like "I'm not going to bother buying a car here if I'm going to be insulted" which he kind of ignored, gave me his business card and acted like I needed to buy a sense of humour. Fucking car salemen. He can wave goodbye to his commission. I didn't want a shitty Ford Fiesta anyway."
-PeopleAreStrange, "I beleive in peace Bitch" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/18156)
Take note "PAS," this post is dedicated to you and anyone else who finds flaming an author across their posts (based on one post) acceptable. Espeically in the case where this phenomenon is due to one post of the author having done it's job in invoking some form of emotion within your otherwise destitute existence (possibly destitute due to finding yourself in the employ of Prudential Gardner Realtors as an accountant). It took a massive amount of restraint in staying my hand from going belligerent in the writing of this. I didn't do too good a job of it either, as I found in my brief editing pre-post, but none of that should be revealed in this, the final draft.
This isn't here to flame, just to reccommend that you take a few more of these (http://www.ubersite.com/m/20076 ) classes; your sense of humor is lacking a darker side. Hopefully dark satire was touched upon in your class, maybe you need to read some Chaucer to identify some of satire's earliest roots within our language. If 'Olde English' (not the malt liquor beverage) is too intimidating, watch a few Woody Allen flicks or some Seinfeld; go kick Jerry Seinfeld's ass for making fun of handicapped people as well. Maybe not enough of shit has gone bad for you in life that you've not been forced to look back on it and have nothing left to do but laugh about it. Maybe you've never had the bitter-sweet fortune of hitting rock bottom and crawling out from the smoldering ashes a tremendously stronger person. Maybe your daddy nick-named you "princess" and has done everything for you. Assumedly resulting in you being so daft that you'd rather brood in the misery resulting from things that have occurred to you, simply because daddy isn't here now to make it all better...
I don't exactly know or pretend to know the reasoning behind your inabilty to handle a dark and twisted joke. Be it at your expense or anything else's expense. Anything malice oriented that I've directed at you, "PAS" has been very well merited since your incoherent, utterly incessant flaming appearance under most, if not all of my posts. Whereas you have taken to indiscriminately flaming me right out of the box, I've retaliated and appropriately so; I'll defend myself from anyone who wishes to bash me. Bash the fucking post, that's what it's there for if you're not in accord with the ideals it expresses.
I'm assuming this has occurred because you're a rambling feminazi with nothing better to do since it's the weekend and accountants epitomize weekend warrior status. I suppose you need something to take arms against, considering that the modern feminist wages a war that has been won. You must find yourself something else to occupy your time and simple male bashing is the only thing left on the feminist agenda; well, that and the theft of our balls. So, you don't agree with an author on something, great but don't go shitting all over other posts of the author on a subject matter which you can't even remotely begin to comprehend.
Flamers, if you're going to respond with your feelings on a certain post, do it within that post. If you somehow manage to drivel into another post of the author's (http://www.ubersite.com/m/20073) which you obviously know jack horse shit about,and harbor a null opinion on the subject matter, then don't fucking post there. Especially if your opinion is rooted in ignorance and hatred of the author's other posts and has no reference what-so-ever to the post at hand, but rather to another post of the author.
I don't agree with the some of the wholesome shits you're ("PAS") dropping on the sidewalk of ubersite, but at the same time you don't see me indiscriminately pissing on your starlight glittering worldview rainbow found in some of your posts. So I've got one simple request of you and anyone else that you may inspire to take note of your actions:
"Get off my kool-aid, mother fucker!"
--Jay & Silent Bob.
Ann_Landers is here to stay and any of you flamers that have a problem with it can sift through my shit for access to the golden corn nuggets dwelling within it. My only hope is that those of you who don't already possess it might garner a smidgeon of respect for paragraphs, sentences, spelling and overall grammar in doing so. I'm fucking tired of reading posts with the gramamtical composure of a third grader.
User Reviews
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-10 17:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how the fuck can you write a guide about a site you haven't been a part of for very long, thats like me writing a guide to building the shittiest dog house in the fucking world.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-12-10 17:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have much to learn newbie. THIS is what you call a hate post. It's well funny!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1051012012697512776
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-12-10 17:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ann - a couple of days ago I'd offered to bury the hatchet: http://www.ubersite.com/m/20077#292301
Now I'd prefer to bury it in your head.
Let's get some things straight. I agree with you that the content of the post should be rated, not your opinion of the poster. That is why all your posts got minus 2. I didn't like the content.
Let's examine the evidence:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19899 : You are offensive and horrible about disabled people: "Whether your deformity manifests itself in the mental, physical, emotional, or "other" category, I would like to implore you to do a service to the rest of us able-bodied, ablie-minded, independent folk, and throw yourselves from a cliff."
-2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20028: The title was "A reply to "What amkes a bad ass and a list..." after all your crowing about what an amazing speller you are you couldn't even spell 'makes'.
Then you made lots of homophobic comments i.e. "(Excluding Scott Summers - Cyclops because he's a butt plugging fucktard pansy bitch, even his name is gay... Scott Summers... even his dad was a fag to have allowed that shit)."
I don't like gay bashers.
-2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20073 About why you think people shouldn't play counterstrike. HOW DARE YOU FUCKING PRESUME I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS TOPIC. Why don't you read THIS and shut the fuck up. ttp://www.ubersite.com/m/6563
-2
Now we get onto the post of yours that initially caught my eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/20077 a misogynistic rant where you tirade against all women and especially those who are overweight. You are crude, you are insulting you are just plain NASTY.
I held back from calling you all the names under the sun even though you certainly didn't pull any punches with me.
Then you offer the 'hand of friendship', I accepted because I am not an arsehole like you, but you still decided to make this shitty whiny post about me.
I'm glad you've seen the strength of people's feelings about you. You're like Kaelic, you are able to write well in so far as it is legible and has paragraphs but you are a bad writer in that your opinions are narrow minded, hurtful and foul.
-2
And if you can't take my opinions or my ratings, don't write your posts, simple as that. I don't expect everyone to agree with me when I post something, you shouldn't either. If you don't want feedback then don't post on Ubersite. I don't cry like a little baby and make hate posts if someone doesn't agree with me.
"PAS"
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-08 16:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm not sure of what uber-etiquitte has become, but I can promise you that I'll never settle for someone dropping -2s all over a post of mine with little to no explanation for their bullshit feelings on it. " ann_landers
You may never settle, but someday you are going to get tired of writing posts about how people -2 your post for no reason.
"And the last thing your fat fuck buddy PAS managed to do was "hurt your feelings". The day I get my feelings hurt by someone slinging bullshit insults with no reasoning beyond "fuck you, people say i'm intelligent," that's the day I'll shit a few thousand gold bricks and then spend all of my time shitting on the cliques of uber. On to another contention obvious within your replies that makes me want to skullfuck some sense into you..." ann_landers
If your feelings weren't hurt then why did you write this post? Don't tell me its an informative post on how not to rate people since your four days of uber-posting definely gives you the authority to tell people how to rate on this site. Belive it or not, this site is a community. Folks that have been around for a while have earned respect and new folks have to prove thier worth just like anywhere else.
"You and the other female who mentioned something about me being drunk when I wrote it... it's the fact that people like you are accepted by the "elders" here that makes me fucking wonder about the place. Why in an open forum where people are judged based on their literary prowess and ability to entertain, why are people like you accepted? Honestly, I haven't experienced the writing of Phinch enough to pass judgement here." ann_landers
Read my writtings. Look at my photoshops.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=1011
Then print it all out and shit all over it. Take a picture and post it here. That would get a +2 from me.
Face it, you are a newbie, you have no clout yet. You can't come in and tell the people that have been here for a while how ubersite works and piss all over a respected member of the uber community (even if she pissed all over you) not get negative reviews. I know you have potential, just don't end up like the trevor johnson kid.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-08 14:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All of this because PAS doesn't like you? What's the matter, didn't daddy play enough catch with you when you were a kid?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-12-08 14:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
**My only hope is that those of you who don't already possess it might garner a smidgeon of respect for paragraphs, sentences, spelling and overall grammar in doing so.**
Well, let's see how you do in that respect, there, Mr. English:
**ubersite** - Being a proper name, this should be capitalised.
**Espeically** - I think you mean 'especially.'
**reccommend** - Only one 'c' in 'recommend', genius.
**It took a massive amount of restraint in staying my hand from going belligerent in the writing of this.**
Aren't you just ten pounds of bad-ass in a five pound bag.
Of course, if you, in actuality, were as self-assured as would like us all to think you were, you wouldn't be obsessing over some stranger on the Internet's opinion.
Clown.
Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-08 14:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"You wrote a whiney post about getting negative twos because pas "hurt your feelings". Grow a pair and take it like a man. Everyone here gets negative twos. Get used to it. Post something worthwhile, and you not only prove her wrong, but you will get good ratings as well."
-Phinch (An illustrious member of the PAS asses of plush committee"
Wrong dick. You, as most of the people that claim they can't understand my posts, have the reading comprehension skills of a fucking chimpanzee (in it's infancy). Seriously, how do you miss that the post is about her jumping posts and dropping -2s, and her dropping multiple -2s within one post. Sure, it's allowed by the site, but I'm not sure of what uber-etiquitte has become, but I can promise you that I'll never settle for someone dropping -2s all over a post of mine with little to no explanation for their bullshit feelings on it.
And the last thing your fat fuck buddy PAS managed to do was "hurt your feelings". The day I get my feelings hurt by someone slinging bullshit insults with no reasoning beyond "fuck you, people say i'm intelligent," that's the day I'll shit a few thousand gold bricks and then spend all of my time shitting on the cliques of uber. On to another contention obvious within your replies that makes me want to skullfuck some sense into you...
You and the other female who mentioned something about me being drunk when I wrote it... it's the fact that people like you are accepted by the "elders" here that makes me fucking wonder about the place. Why in an open forum where people are judged based on their literary prowess and ability to entertain, why are people like you accepted? Honestly, I haven't experienced the writing of Phinch enough to pass judgement here. But goddamn, if that broad couldn't read this, then I've got something better for her idle hands to be doing, other than posting on ubersite. Because my dime rests on the fact that she probably can't write worth a fuck, if she can't comprehend worth a fuck.
In case you didn't figure out the last sentence, you'll be giving me a handjob next time playing on ubersite crosses your mind, kudos and good day.
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2003-12-08 13:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see that you have raised the ire of the entire Uber-posse, well done! I do hope you realize you'll never get invited to 'Uber-con' this way, can you live the rest of your life without knowing the secret handshake? Nice job!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-08 13:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-08 01:59:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Phinch>> Thanks for pointing out that it "works". I suppose by this you mean the +2 dropping for members of a given circle jerk. General ass tonguing and +2 posts for anyone who chalks up the most general shit, so long as their tongue is buried half as far up your ass as yours is up theirs.
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You wrote a whiney post about getting negative twos because pas "hurt your feelings". Grow a pair and take it like a man. Everyone here gets negative twos. Get used to it. Post something worthwhile, and you not only prove her wrong, but you will get good ratings as well.
Stop being a whiney pussy, and clean the sand out of your vagina you jizstain.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-08 11:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PAS is the reason I get up in the mornings.
Submitted by LC (user info) at 2003-12-08 11:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-12-08 11:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-12-08 11:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a miserable fuck aren't you? I don't just mean here, but all the time.
Get off your high horse and shut the fuck up. PAS is not only smart, but she's fair and a good person.
If she thinks you're an asshole, I imagine she's probably right.
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2003-12-08 11:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 because you have a good point that people should rate the post not the author. i still get shit for my first post but whatever i deal with it.
-2 because i'm not sure if you were drunk when you wrote this but it was impossible to read. i think i'm ready for a nap after this one.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-12-08 09:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
""PAS" plus two (+2) ass clown posse "
Hey PAS, I never got my membership kit!
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-12-08 09:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I try my best to be a "rate the post, not the poster" type of guy.
You make that hard.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-12-08 08:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well said. I think lots of people here own at least one pet troll that will base his/her/it's reviews on you as a person rather than for your post content (hi, reallybored!). It's more fun if you play with them rather than taking them to heart, but that's just my opinion.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-08 08:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I try and rate every post on the basis of the post itself, although sometimes I have to say I'm a little swayed to a positive rating if I've had more interaction with the poster.
I do find the banding attack/defense very prominent here when someone takes on a 'core' poster, and it can bug me at times.
Ann, (fuck it's strange addressing you by that name) you're a new poster here, and you still do have some things to learn about how stuff works around here, but in my opinion, you're also one of the funniest/angriest new posters here, and you write very well with properly formulated paragraphs and points.
I hope you stick around for a long time, because I always get a kick out of your posts and comments.
Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-08 02:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I have seven animals and throughout my life have raised and cared for various birds, dogs, fish, cats, marmots, and even a donkey for a brief period of time, so you're kinda fucked on the hopes of that presumption. Then again you're a friend of PAS so no doubt I can expect you and the rest of the clumsy hit whores from the "PAS" plus two (+2) ass clown posse to come rolling into my town on shit backed stallions with hopes and dreams of running me off.
Well, good fucking luck, because I do enjoy a bit of the ol' Death Metal as I was raised on it. You're only partially correct in assuming the Death Metal. I've also matured into a hearty taste for Industrial and old school hip hop as well.
Call it culture, some bitches will never understand.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-08 02:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like how you put her name in quotation marks.
-Tom
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-12-08 02:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're really full of anger and hate.
I bet you listen to death metal and torture woodland creatures in your spare time.
Submitted by bubut (user info) at 2003-12-08 02:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey evilzurr...why dont you suck my nuts on the way to imdb.com to see this:
Jay: Get off my Kool-Aid motherfucka!
better yet..ill make it easy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/quotes
kiss my ass. i'm right, you're wrong, and your mom's hot.
peace
Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-08 01:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Phinch>> Thanks for pointing out that it "works". I suppose by this you mean the +2 dropping for members of a given circle jerk. General ass tonguing and +2 posts for anyone who chalks up the most general shit, so long as their tongue is buried half as far up your ass as yours is up theirs.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-08 01:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think you understand the way ubersite works.
good luck figuring it out.
i'm jelous of PAS because i don't get true hate posts like this.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-08 01:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-08 01:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-12-08 01:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ooooo somone has lost their dummy.
Here is the condensed version of 'A Guide to Flaming on Ubersite'.
'If you can't cop the heat get out of the kitchen.'
Ok?
Next subject.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-12-08 01:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no.
and its 'get the fuck up off my koolade!'
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-08 01:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst. Post. Ever.