Fun with Nailguns (461 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.33 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <yogimus.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-08 05:23:54 EST
I had a buddy of mine install flooring in my basement for me this weekend. He is a professional contractor, and he was giving me a GREAT deal. It was pretty cool. He needed a few days to finish, so he left his tools behind. One of these tools was a Gunpowder cap nail gun.
Well, I had a few buds over on Sunday for football, and we went downstairs to show them my new basement. We found the nailgun sitting in the corner... Calling to us. Apparently nailguns have built in safety devices to prevent people like me from doing the exact things I wanted to do.
Well, since we couldn't be destructive with the damned thing, we figured why the hell not be constructive. I figured it would be cool to nail a piece of wood to my wall. I have my buddy hold the wood, and I smack the nailgun up against it.
At this time, 2 things occur to me.
1; nailguns are loud as all hell.
2; That nailgun was used on CONCRETE.
The second point is rather important because apparently concrete is a bit harder than sheetrock. Lucky for me, the nail did NOT go all the way through the wall. Unluckily, I hit a water pipe. Even worse, I didn't realize I hit a water pipe, till the next day, when the wall finally collapsed. Bad day. Very bad day. ESPECIALLY when the wife found out that I nailgunned the wall.
Word of advice to everyone out there: Play all you want with nailguns. Just don't get caught by the wife.
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2003-12-08 20:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
o jesus... look who's back...
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2003-12-08 20:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Heeheeheehee
Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-08 06:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Must be nice to be ignorant. If ignorance is bliss, you must be in Nirvana. The only redeeming quality about you is that you will probably never breed.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-12-08 05:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW what a funny story. Your wife is a whore and was probably banging some nigger while you were fucking around. You stupid shit.