Anonymous Communal Ass-Roaring... (773 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.83 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by drky <drky.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-08 11:26:56 EST
I have just returned from having a cigarette outside in the cold.
(for anyone who knows/cares yes i am still smoking... http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1068559822231814546 I gave up for three weeks. However after some consideration decided that i didn't actually want to give up ... More fool me i know but meh...)
Anyway on the way out of my office, i stopped off at the loo and dived into the only free cubicle (we only have two).
I plonk my ass down on the bowl and start my business. Now i'm expecting this to be a quick, quiet one... Doh!
I was wrong. My ass decides its gonna let this rip-roaring fart fly and propel the shit out at 100mph.
My ass stopped roaring. This leaves me with a little grin as i realise the guy in the next cubicle must have caught the full audible brunt off my ass talking.
Suddenly, straight back at me from the next cubicle comes an equally loud and rip-roaring blast accompanied with the sound of high-speed shit hitting water...
Fuck-it i think. Not to be outdone I squeeze out another one, again loud and shit-propelling, and again i am treated to a return blast!
We continue to sound off at each other for another minute or so. All this time i am biting my cheeks so hard to stop myself bursting out in laughter. Which is in adding to the pressure build-up, ere'go volume down below...
I vacate the cubicle and leave in anonymity...
(Note to self: In future try to start more communal Ass-Roaring sessions, faecal amusement at work is great.)
User Reviews
Submitted by Eldiem (user info) at 2004-01-27 12:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Really made me laugh out LOUD! LOOO00000000O00000000OOOUD!
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-01-02 22:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-08 20:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was hilarious. I'm gonna go start some anonymous communal ass roaring now.
Submitted by Korik (user info) at 2003-12-08 20:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah toilet humor... what's not to love?
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2003-12-08 16:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very nicely done
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-12-08 15:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pfft-hahahahahahahaaaa!
Good shit! (Oh look, I made a pun!)
Submitted by ikes apt at 2003-12-08 15:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha this made me laugh
Submitted by other_peoples_bagels (user info) at 2003-12-08 13:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't laughed, out loud, by myself, this hard in a LONG time. Thanks - much needed!!!!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-08 13:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm. cubical.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2003-12-08 13:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kudos
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-08 12:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Submitted by Systematicevil (user info) at 2003-12-08 12:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant stop laughing......
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-12-08 11:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was sitting in a cubicle once and the guy next door sounded like he was shitting a gallon of tobasco out an onion ring for an ass hole, it sounded very painful the whimpers of pain he let out were accompanied by a sloshing sound. No plonk just slosh.
LOTS