Longtime Lurker becomes One with Uber. (692 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.57 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by theWELLofZION<mvsydow.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-08 18:42:51 EST
I am theWELLofZION. (name changed for anonymity sake)
I like you, live in a town...in a state...in a country. I am 24. I am a male. And no, the name has nothing to do with The Matrix.
But now that I hit "submit" I feel the pressure of a thousand "first posts past"...I am weighed down by the dread of being choked by -2's...I fear drowning in a sea of mediocrity. My fragile self esteem hanging on by a single pussy-hair of dignity.
Where does one go from here? How will I stack up to Ubersters of the past? I am neither bored nor at work. Does the fact that I don't work, the fact that i can't spend the quality time here in this, dare I say, cyberspace, affect my soon-to-be bi-weekly posts? Who knows? Who cares.
I write because it feels good. I write because it feels right. I write on Ubersite cause it feels great to write and have people read it. I write, because I am a writer.
I am theWELLofZION...
...and I am not allowed to preview attachments.
User Reviews
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-05-21 11:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm gonna bust you up quicker than Britany Spears marriage
GO SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-09 02:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow that wasnt interesting at all.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-12-09 02:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mediocre!
Buwaaahahahahahahahahahahaa!!
-Bus
Submitted by era (user info) at 2003-12-09 02:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Zion is dead Neo. Sorry to break the news to ya. Take it up with the setinals.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-12-08 23:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"I write because it feels good. I write because it feels right. I write on Ubersite cause it feels great to write and have people read it. I write, because I am a writer."
No you're not. You are a narcissist.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-08 22:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-08 22:19:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
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stealing my comment Razor. BEOTCH.
Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-08 22:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What were you hoping to achieve? Posting your first without getting flamed? That is the wrong reason to say ANYTHING.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-08 22:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-08 21:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can spell everything right. You can make everything gramatically perfect. You can have perfect paragraphs and perfect capitolization and perfect comma usage...
and it can still suck.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-12-08 21:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it seems to me the way you phrase everyone of your words is "careful." i say careful because it seems like you spent an hour on this tiny little post to make sure you phrased everything perfectsly and it is just annoying. also, you didn't say anything, if you were lurker, how did you not know that people wouldn't like that? well, it did seem well written and i can see some potential plus i'm in a good mood. +2
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-12-08 20:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
These "lurkers" should know better than to post retarded stuff like this.
-2, 'cause this post is just another way of saying: "LOL!!! THIS IS MY FIRST POST!!!!! LOL!!!"
Submitted by Sandman (user info) at 2003-12-08 20:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stringing words together into actual coherent sentences is a good start, but I hope the content parallels the ability to use punctuation and actual thought.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-12-08 20:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blither, blither, blither, nothing, nothing.
"My fragile self esteem hanging on by a single pussy-hair of dignity."
<zing!>
<THUD>
I'm sorry, was that your self esteem?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-12-08 19:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
blah blah blah, no -2 'cause i feel like santee-clause tonight. huzzah-huzzah, long live the porkchops.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-08 19:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This guy talks a lot but he doesn't say much.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-08 19:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Plenty of paragraphs. No Goddamn content.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2003-12-08 19:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-08 19:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if your name alludes to the fact that you are a zionist, i will personally go holocaust on your ass.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2003-12-08 19:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love the word anonymitity....it is sooo much fun to say
Anonymitity....anonymitity.....anonymitity....
try saying it three times fast.
It will be more fun than reading this post, though I do expect better ones in the future or I will cry.
You only get a -1 for .........anonymitity
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2003-12-08 18:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love the reviews on this site. So well thought out and complex theory, yet so inane in presentation.
Submitted by theWELLofZION (user info) at 2003-12-08 18:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They only get better from here...the posts...not the reviews, those are just gonna get worse.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-08 18:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooh goodie... another mouth to feed.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-08 18:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-12-08 18:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
theWELLofZION...
Hello, I am bored with your post and will make a note for future reference not to read your "soon-to-be-bi-weekly" posts.
Can I have the time back that I wasted to read your post?
Your friend,
Phoenix
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-12-08 18:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dare I say...potential?
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2003-12-08 18:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 Because you know what a paragraph is. -2 because the post was fucking pointless
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2003-12-08 18:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
next time write about something.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2003-12-08 18:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Decent