I woke up, called in sick, and got a date before 7am (767 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.42 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by El Fucking Guapo (View user info) at 2003-12-10 09:16:59 EST
i swear to god my life is so weird.
i woke up feeling like total shit, so after finding the motivation to get up and take some cold medicine and call my boss, i jump on the internet to waste time while the medicine kicks in. i check the weather, check uber out. nothing i feel like responding to on uber so i check my email. after digging through a metric shitload of spam and emails about fuitcakes (it's a long story)theres an email from a chick i knew in highschool and hadn't seen since. she got my email from a mutual friend. we emailed back and forth a couple times and she gave me her number and told me to call her and we made a date for friday night. this should be very interesting
i am fucking awesome. i got a date while home sick by 7am.
so this is a total piece of crap post, flame away.
p.s. - i'm still fucking awesome.
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Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
""I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see
other people.' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I
don't want to kill you, but I will ...'
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa """
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awesomeness update. my bosses apparently realized how amzingly fucking awesome i am and gave me a $100 cash bonus today. i will now be saving my hair and fingernail clippings for use in making distilled extract of Fucking Awesome.
T minus something hours and such and such minutes til my date. i'm so fucking awesome i don't even have any use for details. now that is fucking awesome.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-10 12:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
collin= EL_FUCKING_GUAPO.
EL_FUCKING_GUAPO= fucking awesome!
I was 3 1/2 hours late to work today after arguing with my new love interest until 2 am, until finally I told her to just go home.( But not in those words)
I REALLY REALLY overslept this morning, but it's all gravy, baby.
Luck with the date. You won't need it.
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-10 11:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
much respect due...
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-10 11:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
el fucking guapo
el-f-g
elf-g
way to go Elf-g
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-10 10:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
crap post + regular user = positive rating
good one!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-12-10 10:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes if I try hard enough I can get laid by 7 too. But thats cause theres this whore that lives behind my house and she used to sweat my nuts.
She was good when I called in sick and stuff.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-12-10 10:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Slick.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-10 10:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhhh yes, looking forward to our date Friday too, El_Guapo. :)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-10 10:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Way to stud it up there Rico Suave.
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2003-12-10 09:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
congrats
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-10 09:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU MAN!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-10 09:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's going to love you when she gets what you have. SeaDog is sick so my life is very rich and rewarding right now. I dosed him up last night so he could sleep. This morning he got up, got a shower, and went back to bed. He better not be online making any dates.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-12-10 09:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-12-10 09:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
El-G = Awesome.
This post = Mediocrity defined.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-12-10 09:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty cool.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-10 09:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III "
i think this cold medicine amplified my awesome factor by like, 1,000%