Fuck it ... Underworld (483 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -1.2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by drky <drky.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-10 11:10:04 EST
Right, i wasn't going do this because...
[Brief interlude: That originally said 'Right i wasnt gonna do this coz'
then my brain got a hold of my hands and said 'hang the hell on there, where do you think you are? Hey? You're on Uber so do it properly...']
I don't actually rate this movie that well. I will say i was pleasantly surprised and that i think its worth seeing once(probably not at the cinema). I did think it was going to be a piece of shit when I heard about it/saw the trailer.
However, after seeing it I thought it wasn't that bad. The action scene's didn't take over the film and there was enough storyline in there for those who like vampires/werewolves (or Kate Beckinsale) to hold it together.
But regardless this is not what this post is about. Its about the lyrics below, which were written for a song which was written for the film...
I like these lyrics and think they're very fitting...
Puscifer - REV 22:20
featuring Maynard James Keenan, Danny Lohner
Don't be aroused
By my confession
Unless you don't give a good godamn about redemption
I know
Christ is coming and so am I
You would too if the sexy devil caught your eye
She'll suck you dry
Soon you'll cry to be back in her bosom
To do it again
She'll make you weep
And moan and cry to be back in her bosom
To do it again
Pray, should I oblige?
Pray, cause nobody ever survives
Praying to stay in your arms
Just until I can die a little longer
Saviors and saints
Devils and demons alike
She'll eat you alive
Jesus is risen, it's no surprise
Even he would, martyr his momma
To ride to hell between those thighs
The pressure is building, at the base of my spine
If I gotta sin to see her again
Then I'm gonna lie and lie and lie
She'll make you cry
I'll sell my soul to be back in your bosom
And gladly help, please suck me dry
And still you'll cry, to be back in her bosom
Do it again
Pray, should I oblige?
Pray, cause nobody ever survives
And I'm praying to stay in her arms just until I can die a little longer
Saviors and saints
Devils and demons alike
She'll eat you alive
My pulse been rising
My temples are burning
The pressure is so overwhelming and building
So steady and heavy, I'm ready to blow
She waits, what is she waiting for?
Pray, should I oblige?
Pray, cause nobody ever survives
Praying to stay in your arms
Just until I can die a little longer
Saviors and saints
Devils and demons alike
She'll eat you alive
User Reviews
Submitted by ninja_spork (user info) at 2003-12-10 12:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow..... that movie was lousy. A total faliure. It looked really good from the previews, and I guess was to be I 'm part of the steryotypical "enthusastic" crowd for it... but FexEx plots really piss me off, and it seemed that the movie revolved around going to the same places over and over again.... wich made it one of the most dissapointing movies of the year.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-10 12:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
underworld was a shitty as all hell. my friends and i got to the movie ten minutes late, and it was
like they had put a fuckin explanation of the entire movie in the first
ten minutes. the rest of it made no sense. i couldnt have told you any of the
characters names. i just gave up, but even this kid joe who tried so hard
couldnt get it. perhaps this is more of a reflection on the fact
that my friends and i are slow than on the movie. you pick.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-10 11:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not sure what i'm doing at this point.. i'll prolly have it figured out by the time the new year rolls around.
expect to see a post once i know whats going on.
Submitted by drky (user info) at 2003-12-10 11:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah i wasn't intending to focus on the movie but oh well.
They're not tool - its like a new project for Danny Lohner.
He just happens to have Maynard singing on this one...
Shit now i sound all defensive.
I just found religious/sexual connotations amusing ... but that would be a maynard speciality wouldn't it.
DJMatt: You still looking for a logo? + if so are you still going with 'Lazy Boy'?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-10 11:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
theres the link:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14434
oh and reallybored is right. -2 for song lyrics. even if they ARE tool.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-10 11:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
been done already
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-10 11:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Normally i give song lyrics a negative 2.
But this song really moved me and inspired me...no wait, its still song lyrics.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!