When Idiots Attack (678 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.13 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Terry Sterling <terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-10 15:18:32 EST
Recently, I have discovered this site. I was amazed by the talent of some of the people posting (that I have come across, not to deny those that I haven't). It's great to know that there lives some true artistry out there.
I also found that there were some posts that were so funny that I had to fight the laugh. I read this site while at work and my boss can be quite a turd. The story about the cat shitting all over the bed is what comes to my mind first...
Here is the reason that prompted me to register as a user on this site:
I hate people that hate Americans. I hate people that generally sum up MY culture as greedy, assuming, rapists, hateful, killers, etc. I hate it the most when MY culture is summed up as STUPID. This pisses me off to the highest levels of pisstivity.
Oh sure, it's fun to make generalizations in jest. All black people like fried chicken. All French people smell bad. All Canadians play hockey. We all have a good laugh because we know that it's for the greater good -- humor. Where would we be without it?
You know what? I wouldn't even make mention of the generalizations made about Americans, had not it been for what I have known for some time. My job requires that I travel extensively. I have been fortunate enough to see some of the world and expand my horizons. I have been able to embrace other cultures for what they are and what I can learn from them.
I don't want anyone to get me wrong. I am not a complete pussy. I'm just tolerant.
I am, however, intolerant of anti-american sentiment. Sure I don't agree with everything that MY country's leaders do. I fucking despise reality television and the woman that invented it should be kicked in the twat (that is such an unattractive word for such a beautiful thing). I don't like baseball and I don't like hot dogs. How is that for stereotyping MYself?
The only thing that the people that dislike Americans don't realize is that by not liking us, it is in return, causing the ones who have pride in MY country to dislike you. It's a vicious cycle of dislike and discomfort, and I, for one, would like it to stop.
Oh yeah. The Scottish bastard that thinks that the people in MY country are stupid can complete the action in what the name that I am posting under suggests. The name makes an inference to my eight inch rebel dick and you can eat it completely asshole.
User Reviews
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-12-10 23:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
um.....yeah....you can just stop.
If you had left it with just a couple of the first paragraphs, it would have been boring but not too bad... at least you use grammer. But you just had to screw it up.
And just hold on a sec, why the hell would you register for uber just because you don't like people who bash America? Shouldn't you sign up for the Bush campaign?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-12-10 22:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate Americans and I think they are all stupid and their culture is stupid and the person who posted this is the stupidest of them all.
There how does that feel? Does it make you feel a bit angry and pissed off perhaps?
Good.
Fuck I almost gave you a plus 2
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-10 17:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
when idiots post!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-12-10 17:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Schmuckman (user info) at 2003-12-10 17:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait, let me try and follow your logic. Generalizations about other people are AOK. But when it comes to you, that's not cool. Hmmmm... I think a see a double standard. And a dipshit.
Submitted by Whatswrongwithme (user info) at 2003-12-10 17:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldnt agree with more good luck on the lost cause these people here are mostly assholes so
keep trying I'm behind you every step of the way.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-12-10 16:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish for you to be attacked by angry wolves.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-10 16:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh BTW, the civil war is over.
Unless your orginally from Chetnea (sp), your not a rebel.
I wish i could f12 you.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-10 16:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You make yourself sound like a complete hypocrit, and a moron.
Your reasons for registering are pretty fucking stupid. I registered because i didnt like my name coming up in dim Italics.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2003-12-10 15:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God damn this is bad.
Submitted by jinx (user info) at 2003-12-10 15:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ummm.. okay then. I hope that now you are a "card carrying member" of Uber you will post something...better.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-10 15:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I completely missed the 8-inch dick reference and how your user name suggests it.
HELP ME, SOMEONE!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2003-12-10 15:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh dear lord, i need to start reading the entirety of posts before i rate them. i just read the first couple paragraphs the first time.
boo
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2003-12-10 15:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
but plus one for using the word pisstivity
and, was it really a woman that invented reality television? or were you just sayin that. cuz if it was im getting a sex change, no joke
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-10 15:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you started off decent, then you shot yourself in the spleen.
only a -1.