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I almost ruined my own shit. (498 hits)

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Rating: -0.33 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by jimbobjoe (View user info) at 2003-12-11 07:39:34 EST


I work at a radio station. Every ten or twenty minutes we give the temp. I almost
burst out laughing a second ago when I was doing this due to the current temp being
-2. I almost ruined my own shit.

Imagine your listening to the radio and the announcer says, current conditions at
the lakes area, -2, and then busts into laughter.

It was hard not to say
CURRENT CONDITONS AT THE LAKE... -2 MOTHAH-FUCKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if anyone listening would even understand why I was laughing. Would another uberer
out there unknown to me be listening to this very radio station... I doubt it, but damn it
would be great if you were driving down the road and someone just broke out into laughter
on the air after saying -2.





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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i want hour;y temp updates on uber. makea new post with the time and temp in the subject, please.

that will do.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2003-12-11 07:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

temperature is now zero

Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-12-11 07:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

your should be you're in the first sentence of the second paragraph...

one day I wil learn to proof read, until then...poo on me


Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-12-11 07:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Huh?


Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.

-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown