I almost ruined my own shit. (1090 hits)
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Submitted by jimbobjoe (View user info) at 2003-12-11 07:42:26 EST
I work at a radio station. Every ten or twenty minutes we give the temp. I almost
burst out laughing a second ago when I was doing this due to the current temp being
-2. I almost ruined my own shit.
Imagine you're listening to the radio and the announcer says, current conditions at
the lakes area, -2, and then busts into laughter.
It was hard not to say
CURRENT CONDITONS AT THE LAKE... -2 MOTHAH-FUCKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if anyone listening would even understand why I was laughing. Would another uberer
out there unknown to me be listening to this very radio station... I doubt it, but damn it
would be great if you were driving down the road and someone just broke out into laughter
on the air after saying -2.
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-01 12:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
breathE*, mutherfucker, breathE!
Damn my spelling.
Or lack thereof.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-01 11:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2003-12-11 12:14:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
My daughter's math teacher is named Mary Fitzgammons. When my daughter brought home a math test last week, she had only missed 1 question. The Teacher marked it "-2 MF". I almost vomited from laughing so hard.
Her: Look Daddy, I got a 98!
Me: You got -2, motherfucker!
Her: You don't love me! Waaaaahhhh!
Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHA!! I'm a monster! Everyone look at the monster!
That exchange didn't really happen.
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Holy shit.. that had me laughing for 20 straight minutes.
Wow.
That was good stuff.
I could live off that shit.
Oh my God, I can't breath.
WOO!
*deep breath* I'm done. Have a nice day.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-05-01 11:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was in gym..
Teacher - Tim! Get out there and play! I'll give you a zero for the day!
Me - Dude, this is bull.. You ask us to play basketball everyday. I hate basketball!
Teacher - Then sit down or go to behavior mod.
Me - -2, BITCH!
And I walked away.
Submitted by thesneakycow <sneakycow.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-12-16 14:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think the good people at KWIT would appreciate such reckless abandon. Needless to say, it would probably get you fired, though some of us would have a good chuckle knowing that Spencerites were freezing their appendages off. Sometimes you must resist the urge.. That being said, sometimes it's more gratifying to go out in a blaze of glory.
Regardless, -2 degrees is no laughing matter. People have lost a lot of good luvin' because their appendages were too cold to function.
Dammit.
Submitted by neomage (user info) at 2003-12-12 00:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-11 11:09:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
I don't think humans were meant to live at those temperatures though.
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It was -32 here this morning, you don't see me complaining. I'll admit though, I've laughed at some things which inadvertantly reminded me of Uber. Needless to say people now think I'm insane.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2003-12-11 13:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, is this true.
I find myself in traffic saying "Fuck you, ya fuckin' fuck!"
I have been Uberized.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 12:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Her: Look Daddy, I got a 98!
Me: You got -2, motherfucker!
Her: You don't love me! Waaaaahhhh!
Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHA!! I'm a monster! Everyone look at the monster!
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by JahstaCat (user info) at 2003-12-11 12:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, that was a mean comment without the 2 as the frosting
Submitted by JahstaCat (user info) at 2003-12-11 12:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Off in your own little world aren't we Jimbo?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-12-11 12:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-12-11 12:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's great.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2003-12-11 12:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My daughter's math teacher is named Mary Fitzgammons. When my daughter brought home a math test last week, she had only missed 1 question. The Teacher marked it "-2 MF". I almost vomited from laughing so hard.
Her: Look Daddy, I got a 98!
Me: You got -2, motherfucker!
Her: You don't love me! Waaaaahhhh!
Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHA!! I'm a monster! Everyone look at the monster!
That exchange didn't really happen.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-11 11:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
I don't think humans were meant to live at those temperatures though.
Submitted by jinx (user info) at 2003-12-11 08:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I work for a company that does insurance medical exams and fraud investigation. We have a test that the physicians do for Chiropractic exams that rates -4 to +4 so I am always seeing the -2 to +2 scale in reports. I can't help but smile either...its the "uberization" of Jinx I guess..
Submitted by drky (user info) at 2003-12-11 08:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This made me laugh.
That was a statement.
So was that.
Ooh, i could go on forever.
That was another statement.
Ooh, i wonder what happens when i ask myself a question?
That was a question.
That was a statement.
Vicious circle.
Revelation.
I should stop now.
Hands wont let me...
Ok.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-12-11 08:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ive heard people say -2 before and I always ALWAYS mumble something afterwards.
Itll usually go something like
"Did you see that guy? He got -2 kills that game"
"-2 Cause he sucks. Coulda gotten +2 but he sucks too bad."
Then I realize what Im saying in my SOCOM headset and quickly exit the game and come back saying I got kicked off. But Im using a cable modem. Well shut the fuck up.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-12-11 07:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhh shit....I forgot this at the end
Sioux City FA 9 N 10
Spencer PC -2 NW11