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I WAnt to Make Mashed Potatoe With You Head (871 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: -1.06 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <dontwanttotellyou.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-11 15:58:08 EST


IF you can not follwo instuctions than do not give me a score. i only want you to give me a score if yo want to make a plate of msahed potatoe with The Potatoe manjacks face. ANd then put ut in a dog dish.

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Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2003-12-12 12:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This guy's obviously retarded but this did make me smile.
I imagine his speaking in the same voice as the French Taunters from The Holy Grail.

PMJ - I think your French taunter is of the Quebecois variety though.
I hope so, because if English is his first language, the language is in deeper shit than I thought...


Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-12-12 09:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Im the gayest person in England



HAHAHAHAAA! I'm in a laughing mood today.

Submitted by rezbitch (user info) at 2003-12-12 09:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Im the gayest person in England

Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-12-12 09:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i am a orginal mossia to the free world you dumb fucker.


HAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!! This is the funniest dumb poster I've seen in a long-ass time. Did anyone else have trouble reading that? It took me about 30 seconds to figure out what in the fuck a mossia is supposed to be.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-12 09:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for this post making me look like an ultra-stud.

Fudge eh?

Everyone knows that good Sunday needs banana...










huh?

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-12 01:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

please allow me to put this in terms you understand:

kiddo yuo needs too stop.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-11 19:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Now see, had you suggested baking him and slathering him with butter and sour cream, I'd be all about it.

I think Nat and I would both like Potatoman covered with sour cream and butter...

Or hot fudge...













What?

Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-11 18:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh God! Give it up, noone believes you're really that stupid! I think it's probably someone who is a lurker trying to stir things up a bit.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-12-11 17:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is this even technically english? What the hell?

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-11 17:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i am only going to rate this once because i seriously think you have some sort of learning/hormonal/pituatary/some sort of defeciency.

Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think it would have been funnier if you'd left it as "I want to make mashed potatoes."


Stay orange.
--JW

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah. I'm bored now. Nothing left to see here. Moving along...

Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well yes becuse i am funny natophliea youwant to come back to my balls do you

Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i am a orginal mossia to the free world you dumb fucker. and no wyou write me a gay poem well take it and shove it up your ass with my foot because my cock is for my lady. dammmit firefly why are you not in a jar yet i am going to have to do that do you want some of this?

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There is something seriously wrong with me. This is cracking me up!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you could spell correctly, it might be more insulting.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Now I know this is pure crap. There is no person alive who could possibly be this moronic. I wonder which poster it is. I'm guessing it's gotta be someone who has been around for a while now, but is probably not one of the originals because they usually stick to making fun of other originals and this dude started with Kristen and Ashlee.

I have to admit though, he/she stays in character pretty darn well.

and just for fun...

"It's not hard to see, the boy is mine....

I'm sorry that you,
seem to be confused
he belongs to me.
The boy is mine"

Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

natophlia ou nasty cow you want to smell shit you can not live under my balls NEmore.

Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ooh the potatoe has his feelings are hurt. well itis to bad i am taking your cow bitch with me and i am going to skullfuck you other stupid bitches of kristen and asshlee yes i meant to say asshlee because she is a ass. how sad to make a big bad potatoe cry

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well you almost spelled all that right this time! Getting there, getting there...

WHOO! Do I get my own hate post, too?

I want to smell your poop, PMJ.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

When I poop, it smells like this guy.

Hahahahaha!!

You smell like my poop, and my poop smells like you!

Submitted by Stochastic_Joseph (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by natophleia <stupidbitch.at.lukesmydaddy.com> at 2003-12-11 16:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i am sorry poataoe but i see he is right and i want to make my home in his balls now so i hate you

Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you are nextnow you stupid cow bitch. see what the potatoe did to you now you are next and he can nosave you

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

He will be vindicted! I will cover my bher in concentrate of PMJ! I am a stupid bitch!

Dookie head. naaaaaaanner naaaaaaaanner naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is very real more rel then your friends kissing your ass on this and i will be vindicted! you will not cross me ever agian and people will quake with fear for i am a master and yur my itch and she can cover bher with potatoe and have 4th debree burns stupid bitch

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So is this actually my first hate post? I'm so flattered although I really don't believe that this is a real poster and that it's actually just someone messing around.

Either way, today, I feel very special, for not only did someone care enough to make a hate post about me, but I also have a fine female who wants to cover her naked body in me.

Life is good I tell ya.

Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mY loyal svervants go and mash this potatoe now!this is what he gets

Submitted by OK <sponme.at.sexxy.com> at 2003-12-11 16:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thats what he desrves for licking stupid poeple. you can use my dogdish

Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

potato

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You can kiss the mossy green underside of my hairy balls.



Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Story of my life, man.

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Goddamnit.

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Does it count if I would like to make mashed potatoes with his head and then cover my naked body in them?

I like me some PMJ.

The poster is a dookie head.

Submitted by potoe man sucks my dick <fuckyoa;ll.at.fuckyu.com> at 2003-12-11 16:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Down with the potatoe!

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sheningans....

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-11 16:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Is this a hate post?

Submitted by good idea <123.at.456.com> at 2003-12-11 15:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES i think we should do that! smart leader I hear you! i hate that son of a bitch fuking stupid motherfucker.

Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-12-11 15:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAAHAHAHA


That was one of the funniest things I've seen all day, but since it sucked so bad, I'm still going to give it a negative 2.


Pfft. Now you tell me.

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plant can make one sterile
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