United States of Uber (796 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.63 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Glam_Daddy (View user info) at 2003-12-12 15:30:43 EST
It seems to me that The United States could learn a few things from Uber that might help re-define our current foreign policy. I would suggest replacing the United Nations with a simple Uber forum. If a country attacks a smaller country
-2 bitch!
if a country starts a war for greed
do em in the pooper!
if a country refuses to back your war efforts reprimand them by shouting
Ghey Menz!
It has already been proven that name recognition goes a long way in politics. Just look at Gov. Arnold. No experience but was overwhelmingly elected. Well we need someone to replace bush. Someone who is known and respected. who has innovative ideas and an innovative system in place to express said ideas.
With that in mind, all hail our new Commander in Chief
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-13 19:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Geoffrey Rush is the President?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-13 08:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr Burns: I call president!
Homer: Vice president!
Mr Smithers: Ohhh.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-12-13 08:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it, who IS that old dude in white?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-12 17:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18776
Here you go.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-12 16:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fucked this up fake bart - damn you
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-12-12 16:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God, I hate that fake Bart, who still hasn't left.
Submitted by _Bart_ (user info) at 2003-12-12 16:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What an honor, Glam Daddy
Consider yourself promoted
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-12 16:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought Barney was going to take over: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/12/20031211-7.html#
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2003-12-12 15:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The flag is behind them and the president is beside them... who the hell are they saluting anyways?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-12-12 15:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all hail Bart, our Lord and Master... er, commander and chef... er, chief.. well, a prez that could cook would be cool too... Bart and vice prez Emrill Legasseesee (how the fuck is his name spelled?!)
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-12-12 15:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would feel a lot safer at night.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-12 15:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love that goofy smile.
all hail the Bart!