Life lessons from video games (598 hits)
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Submitted by Trevor Johnson <trevcali.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-13 14:38:15 EST
This might sound like that movie post, but it is different because it involves video games.
1)At the end of every medium sized problem we will have to fight a boss at the end
2)At the end of your life journey you must fight the true villain
3)Bad guys can shoot you about 25 times and you live, but if you shoot them once they die.
4)If you run into a hamburger its the same as eating it.
5)Somehow the villains never thought of a way where you would have no way out. They always put a latter just for you.
6)A henchmen/monster/spy/walking dildo doesn't understand that if he watches 20 of his buddies die in front of him he is probably going to die too.
7)You will get captured half way through your life only to escape from a lava maze. The bad guy was probably too dumb to figure he could have just shot you.
8)You can die multiple times. Apparently, god has changed the laws of the universe so you can defeat your crime lord.
9)If your life has evolved into a shitty life you can always load your life back where it used to be.
10If you steal a car and walk two blocks, then turn around, your car will disapear.
11)Somehow in cinematics life gets more realistic with better graphics, but when you are in normal life, things are just a bit blocky.
1023 people think I am copying Maddoz, only to realize I am making fun of him.
User Reviews
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2003-12-14 00:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Trevor's shit.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-12-13 19:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
9)If your life has evolved into a shitty life you can always load your life back where it used to be.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-12-13 17:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a zero only because hl2 is going to rox the boxoers.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2003-12-13 17:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Is it possible for you to write something that doesn't fucking suck?
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2003-12-13 17:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Usually I give you -2's because you sound like a dumb fuck when you talk tough. Now you've gone and changed everything, I have to give you a -2 for boring me to tears. Nice job numbnuts.
Submitted by Magno (user info) at 2003-12-13 16:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6592
Except he did it better.
Submitted by GIGGAS2 (user info) at 2003-12-13 16:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It wasn't as bad as everyone else thinks, but it wasn't the best piece of literature that I've ever seen.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-13 15:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just got the ROMs of Super Mario Brothers 1,2, and 3...
ahh memories!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-13 15:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Life lessons from video games (23 hits)"
-Tom
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-12-13 14:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck, you suck. A lot.