Barely-clothed 19 year old girls, alchohol, and a game of pool don't mix well at office Chrismtas Party (15764 hits)
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Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (View user info) at 2003-12-14 04:56:54 EST
I am a little drunk right now, so if my spell check or grammar check on this shitty AppleWorks program doesn't catch everything, I'm sorry.
So I just came from my office Christmas party.
The dinner was at a pseudo-hotel (called the Teck Hotel, for those from Northeastern Ontario) and it was nice. Prime Rib dinner with potatoes, etc. etc. etc. Unfortunately the company did not pay for booze, so we had to cover that ourselves. Oh, well, no biggie. I had three beers. I was talking to some friends there, bringing up subjects that kind of made the fiancée of my friend feel stupid. Oops for me.
Next, we all went to Goldlands, which is a corner store/pizza place/billiards hall. We played pool there, on the company's dime, but it was BYOB. I mooched off the other employees. Anyway, after loosing one too many games, the way-too-hot-to-not-look-at-her-tits receptionist comes up to me wanting to take my picture. Next thing I know I'm playing her in a game of pool. Even though she had help (a friend cheated for her) I lost. I eventually beat her. She had her fucking ass bent over right in my buddy's face...with his fiancée sitting right next to him. What is she trying to do???
Next we go to the Franklin, which is a kind of dance bar. The receptionist convinced me to go. I was there with my buddy, who soon left. However, I was there still with the publisher of my newspaper (my boss) who was still there guarding the receptionist's purse and drink.
This is the part where I can't figure it out — is he sticking around to make sure she doesn't do anything stupid? Or is he going home to FUCK HER after? I mean, his wife left early (like halfway through the night of playing pool) but doesn't she fuckin' know? It's weird — the guy's 51, and she's, what, 19 I think? Whatever, I thought, and I stayed, 'cause I "pinky sweared" that I'd stay till the end of the night. That girl is a tease....tits hanging out like a true slut, yet she feels up guys and girls equally. And I'm sure she mentioned something about a boyfriend (plenty about ex-boyfriends, that's for sure....I think she dated darn-near every guy at the bar.) Anyway, after all was said and done, I was waiting for her to go outside to say goodbye, as my apartment was about 30 seconds away (literally). I asked the boss if it was even worth me waiting around and he says "not really, knowing her." What's that mean? Is HE taking her home and making sure I don't??? (I have a girlfriend back home in another province) Or is he saying that so I don't waste my time? I ended up waiting for her and asked her and she said "not really" and I left.
I wonder what male-slut got lucky with her tonight.
I hate girls who wear low-cut shirts, with tight fitting pants. They're just BEGGING me to STARE at them. WHY OH WHY IS THAT ALLOWED?
Below is a photo I found on the net. The girl mentioned above was dressed sluttier than the girl in the picture.
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feeling up random bitches is LEGAL, for some finer bitches click here.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30512
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-19 13:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Feeling girls up randomly should be somewhat legal.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-19 13:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because you live in KL
I know a guy there actually.
Submitted by DeusEx070 (user info) at 2003-12-17 12:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, I agree with you. It's just not right. I hate having to look and not be able to touch.>.<
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-12-17 12:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-12-15 18:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Grizzly-do you leave your front door unlocked? Just curious.
Oh yeah...good post.
Thank you and drive thru
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-12-15 03:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sublime,
I'm in Kirkland Lake, ON. Northeastern Ontario. The shitty part. It's so freakin' cold right now.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-14 14:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
where in northern ontario are you? Around Ottawa or Sudbury/thunderbay?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-12-14 14:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have said
"My place is 30 seconds away, if you want to pick up some more drinks and keep partying later."
19 year olds are sluts. You probably could have hit that shit.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2003-12-14 10:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model
worker. We should continue this conversation later, during the designated
break periods. Sincerely, Homer Simpson.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Enemy
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-12-14 09:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good 'ole company party.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-12-14 08:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That chick almost looks like Jordana.
Almost a similar pose as well.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-14 05:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bend her over the pool table and do her Kobe style!