More Questions For Bart About The Über (1065 hits)
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Submitted by Ingsoc (View user info) at 2003-12-14 17:16:41 EST
These aren't as good as Rizzo's, but I still have a few things I'd like to find out.
1. Übersite, from the sheer size of it, seems like it would be an expensive site to maintain. How much is the monthly bill for hosting?
2. If the site gets to be too much for you, would you abandon it altogether, or would you turn over control to someone you trusted?
3. If you turned over control, would you give up administration ability?
4. How many users are you willing to allow on the site?
5. Won't the sheer amount of users become so great that posts will not have much time at all on the front page?
6. What the hell is the deal with automated submissions? Can I do automated submissions?
7. Who would you nominate as some of the most promising new or recent Übers?
8. If I'm ever in Chicago, or if you're ever in Winnipeg, think we could meet for coffee? If so, could I draw you, a la Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic?
9. Could there be an Übersite "Readme" for new users, which gives helpful hints on punctuation, grammar and attachments?
10. Where do all the hits for Cool Ubersite User 'go'? Do they count for you? Can he be a user with an ID of 0, so we can view all his stuff?
11. Do you (Bart Cilfone) have the ability to ban yourself?
12. Can I submit a prototype for improvements for http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/wholovesrazor.cgi and the aforementioned Readme?
13. Why aren't there icons for the Romance or Quotes & Stories subjects? Or is it just me?
14. Should there be an IQ test to become an Überuser?
And last, and probably least...
15. Can you change your name on the Most Viewed Authors list to 'Ingsoc' for an hour or so? Please? Pretty Please?
I have nothing more to say, so here's a pic of the new BMW 6 Coupé. There's also a convertible version available.
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no, i am.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"15. Can you change your name on the Most Viewed Authors list to 'Ingsoc' for an hour or so? Please? Pretty Please?"
He did it. Am I the last one to realize this?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-19 14:24:41 EST (#)
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He has risen!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20948
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-12-16 19:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet car.
Submitted by fuck_DDT (user info) at 2003-12-14 23:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FOOL! You didn't censor out the license plate!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-12-14 17:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have no idea how much I want that car.
Not only is it a damn fine machine...but I would look SO cute in it. Sorry, the estrogen grabbed ahold of my brain for a sec there. That said, I want that car. I would also accept the new Porsche Boxster.
Remember friends, Christmas is coming up.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-14 17:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He had set his external name to "Tom" for about 3 days once.
Even then, about 6 others did too. Posers.
-Tom
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-14 17:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The smart thing to do would've been to wait until he got back.
This will be brushed off the front page before then. Damn.