My Stoned Thought of the Day (796 hits)
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Submitted by <cobyllamar.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-16 09:48:42 EST
First post, second personality.
I'm stoned. Forgive the type-o's.
Have you ever had thoughts that made absolutely no sense what so ever?
This happened to me this morning.
I arrived at school and started staring at the memo left to me for scholarships. Having 2 bowls before arriving, I wasn't quite in the mood to read all of this until 3 words caught my eye: "legal sized paper."
Well, this implies that there's illegal sized paper. Where is this illegal sized paper? Is there some type of Paper Penitentiary or something? Or does it get sent directly to the recycling plant?
This thought brought about another thought that only substance abuse could spawn: if paper were alive, how would it feel about recycling?
I bet it'd say, "I feel so used..."(if you didn't see that one coming, pummel yourself)
That is my stoned thought of the day.
Thank you and flame away.
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-12-16 20:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Submitted by sneakycow <sneakycow.at.cow.com> at 2003-12-16 16:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Try, just try, to attend school one day without getting stoned and you might learn the mysterious background of "legal sized paper". Perhaps then, silly questions won't float through your jumbled mind when stoned, and you can focus on the truly important things, like how to get snacks, find snacks, pay for snacks, consume snacks, find more snacks, etc..
From your pie hole to your poop chute, try laying off the weed.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-16 13:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hotboxedsquirrel (user info) at 2003-12-16 13:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear if stoners could remember half the shit that they think of when they're stoned..the world would be a much better place.
Submitted by Fartknocker (user info) at 2003-12-16 12:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stoner posts have always appeared sort of silly to me until I read one while I was stoned myself.
Then it was so obvious! They're all won-duhr-fuhl!
Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-16 11:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love stoners.
They are ALWAYS the most interesting people around.
Thanks for sharing bro.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-16 10:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stop doing that.
Submitted by Coby_Llamar (user info) at 2003-12-16 10:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude.
A.) You take my name and you soiled it before I could post anything. May dwarves hold you down fairies torture you in the night.
B.) Nobody wants to hear your stoner thoughts on anything. Refrain from posting in the future.
Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-16 10:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
More I read these posts, the more I am for legalizing pot. Why? Because when you are all stoned to bejebus, I will then take over and rule the world. Wonder if this is how bush got into office...
Submitted by CobyLlamar (user info) at 2003-12-16 09:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's thoughts like these that send my psychiatrist's kids through college.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-16 09:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'...I am usually for legalizing pot...'
How very christian of you.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-16 09:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'I arrived at school'
I stopped reading there.
NEXT.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2003-12-16 09:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...I thought maybe I should point out to you that legal size paper is different than letter size (also called rule.) It is longer. It is usually used by lawyers which is where it gets its name. Man...I am usually for legalizing pot, but what if everyone was that stoned all the time? We would start to fall behind France in productivity (shudder)