Lisa, I want you (12889 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-17 23:07:13 EST
yes, that's right. i want you, baby. you've been a naughty girl, and you deserve a spanking. oh yeah, i'm gonna give it to you. i'm so horny for you, Lisa. you know you want it. you can't resist me. it gets me so hot when i think about your sweet coo-coo. i wanna take off your pants and play slip 'n slide, baby.
will you let me take a drive down the dirt road?
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Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-04-13 06:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Aiy, louk et mah seck-say baw-ty!"
the pain.
THE PAIN!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-02-10 10:14:36 EST (#)
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that was interesting
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-09 03:18:02 EST (#)
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I just did the search and this post is actually the third match. The first one is: "Want Lisa simpson porn? Click here!"
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-09 03:02:32 EST (#)
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Holy fuckballs. Do you know if you search "I want Lisa" on Google, this post is on the front page? I try that search every few weeks or so. I'm a fuckin' celebrity.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:24:02 EST (#)
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I want some fat man love too!
Submitted by asxdcfg at 2003-12-22 19:11:52 EST (#)
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i think i just got fat.
ehh
gross
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-22 00:05:30 EST (#)
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i think that guy would be more disturbing/hotter if he had a tongue stud.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-21 23:46:35 EST (#)
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Boob yeah!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-21 21:32:56 EST (#)
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no fuckin' way!!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-21 19:58:14 EST (#)
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My comment was towards Nicole3.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-21 19:57:21 EST (#)
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How many licks does it take to get the brunt of the joke...1...2...I WAS JOKING!(period)
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-21 17:40:23 EST (#)
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my comment was towards fabish
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-21 17:31:21 EST (#)
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The exclamation point serves the part of the period; one or the other will suffice, not both, please. Do people end sentences with question marks and periods ?.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-21 17:10:32 EST (#)
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He's right, it goes the other way around, jackass!.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-21 14:39:01 EST (#)
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exclaimation points don't come after periods, you illiterate son of a bitch.
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 09:52:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 09:52:39 EST (#)
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!
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 09:52:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 09:52:32 EST (#)
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post
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 09:52:27 EST (#)
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this
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 09:52:21 EST (#)
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hate
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 09:52:15 EST (#)
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I
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-21 09:48:19 EST (#)
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i don't know about you, bart, but i get so hot when Lisa puts people down. does it do it for you, too?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-21 05:40:09 EST (#)
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hahaha... lisa is awesome!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:51:50 EST (#)
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yes now you have to do a favor for me that is try to Remember to go to english class are you up to the challenge
Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:45:56 EST (#)
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yes you are and now you Have to do a favor for me and that is to get rid of ashlee and kristen are you up to the challenge
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:37:51 EST (#)
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Yes.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19493
Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:28:26 EST (#)
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is she hot
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2003-12-21 00:00:57 EST (#)
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how did you get a pic of my older brother?
kick ass because he's licking his own tittie
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-20 23:39:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-20 21:26:19 (#)
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i may post pictures of a man that is actually this size that my friends hired to hump me in public and humiliate me in front of about 100 people. it didn't work. i jumped on this mountain of a man and held on with all my might, as he bucked and tried to shake me off, with his arms flailing and screaming, "get it off! get it off!!!" then, while hanging on his back, i started to hump him and slap his ass, while yelling, "yeah, you like that, don't you, bitch? you take it! you take it NOW!"
needless to say, i had a standing ovation from the entire place, and the fatman walked away with his head in shame. who rules?
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AHAHAHAHA...what the hell?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2003-12-20 23:14:26 EST (#)
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whoa, his boob is folded in a neat little line. boob origami- now thats the occupation of the future
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-20 22:36:58 EST (#)
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i'm sorry.
oh, unless you like it here.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-20 22:32:23 EST (#)
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Oh, and I'm in Texas right now. 11 hours away, but it's Texas.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-20 22:31:07 EST (#)
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you, honey. you, and only you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-20 22:24:19 EST (#)
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and the fatman walked away with his head *lowered* in shame. who rules?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-20 21:26:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-20 16:57:24 (#)
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It looks like someone need a hug.
Do you need hidden to hug you with his double D man boobies?
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i may post pictures of a man that is actually this size that my friends hired to hump me in public and humiliate me in front of about 100 people. it didn't work. i jumped on this mountain of a man and held on with all my might, as he bucked and tried to shake me off, with his arms flailing and screaming, "get it off! get it off!!!" then, while hanging on his back, i started to hump him and slap his ass, while yelling, "yeah, you like that, don't you, bitch? you take it! you take it NOW!"
needless to say, i had a standing ovation from the entire place, and the fatman walked away with his head in shame. who rules?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-20 21:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is great.
Submitted by mooner (user info) at 2003-12-20 20:29:30 EST (#)
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Never before have i cried this hard reading a post.
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-20 20:10:29 EST (#)
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Stories huh.
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-12-07 08:39:42 (#)
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Thanks guys for all the reviews, but i think a few people got the wrong end of the stick. Let me explain. When I wrote this (last night), i was feeling pretty bad. You knw those nights when you feel like shit for no reason? well, i felt like that. So i thought I'd write a highly exxagerated version of my own life (as my troubles all do kinda spout from a girl thing). I don't cry every night, or every other night for that matter. *****I just cry every now and again.*****
But thanks for all the reviews, and the understanding. I'm sure that everyone's felt like that at some point in there lives.
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Whatever you say man. There's good TV on and arguing has lost its novelty for now.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-12-20 19:39:29 EST (#)
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Nice one fuckstick, maybe you should have read to the bottom of the posts; those stories are STORIES. you understand?? S-T-O-R-I-E-S. That's not me you dysfunctional phallus, it's a CHARACTER from a STORY.
christ.
Two inches off the ground eh? Is that when you put it back in your bottom drawer? Please.
Yeah Nicole I dont mind you either, its just fun to argue with this guy.
seb
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2003-12-20 19:31:13 EST (#)
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"hey! i'm not fat, i'm big-boned!"
You're big-assed, dinosaurs are big-boned.
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-20 19:23:00 EST (#)
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Cobra's cobra is quite functional, thank you.
I'm pretty sure he's not shagging his mom, I think I'd notice a third party between the sheets.
Just thought I'd jump in to defend the slander against his sexual prowress, considering how he was kind enough to invite me out to his island fortress. Have fun with the mudslinging.
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-20 19:18:28 EST (#)
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Wait, not you Nicole. You're aight by me
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-20 19:17:10 EST (#)
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Nice try, but no.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20070
Nice post. You have the single biggest case of vaginitis I've ever seen. Why don't you go and cry some more you sad sad waste of a life form. We all know thats what you want to do.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18753
You want people to understand you, do you? Here's a hint: When you act like a shithead, nobody's going to give a fuck about you. Get with the program.
And yes, you're right, my dick is only 2 inches long. Off the ground.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-20 19:16:08 EST (#)
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now, now boys.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-12-20 18:48:35 EST (#)
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ooh! now THERE's an insult. My god, i thought you'd go for the old "i wish you'd never been born, get a vasectomy and YOU'RE the one that's gay" routine, but man did you pull something out of the bag!
I especially like that little touch "your dad and uncle" when talking about violation. A freudian slip perhaps? Sounds to me like you're the one with the emotional baggage my little "cant-command-the-cobra". That would explain the erectile difficulties eh? Dont worry about it.
So, i read your posts. So YOU'RE the guy that bitches about how bad porn is eh? I would never have thought. Not that it does much for you I'm sure. Is that what you blame it on? "Oh...look at that! This porn is so bad that I cant the John Thomas to attention!!" Nobody's buying it, buddy.
And anyway, this is probably God's way of saying that maybe this is the time for you to stop shagging your mother, eh? Go on, let it go, she's done enough for you already.
seb
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-20 17:29:25 EST (#)
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Yeah, either that or I really liked the old TV show, something you wouldn't know about because I was watching that show when you were still a herpetic itch in your father's loins.
I'm guessing "Big George" is the name of the dildo your dad and uncle used to violate your asshole with. That being the case, it has nothing to do with me, and I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your emotional baggage.
And don't worry about the link. The only mistake here was when your whore of a mother decided NOT to use a contraceptive.
Now go ahead and do us all a favor, go somewhere and kill yourself so that your demon seed doesn't infect some poor woman and end up cursing us all with some abomination that passes for your child.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-12-20 17:15:25 EST (#)
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forget the link; post's buggered
shit.
seb
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-12-20 17:13:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/21136
and cobra, your username blatantly shows that you're trying to make up for something you don't have
......get what i mean??
now go back to bed and let Big George tear those bad thoughts away. Either that or your arsehole.
Either way I'm happy
seb
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-20 17:12:11 EST (#)
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Okay let's think about this logically.
Let's say you're at a party, and some drunk asshole passes out on the couch. And let's say that some of the guys get up to shenanigans as guys are wont to do, because the first guy passed out while still wearing his shoes. So this group of high spirited young men teabag their unsuspecting victim, and take pictures. If you don't know the guys, you'll probably say "feh. weak." If you do, you'll think they're rock stars.
My point? Shit is always funnier when you know the people involved.
For my part, I don't know hidden, I've been on this site for less than a week...I just love that picture. :-)
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-20 17:09:22 EST (#)
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Seb,
I'm a newcomer. I had a post that was similar to this one. It's gotten good reviews. Therefore, your argument is quite lame.
COBRAA!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-20 16:57:24 EST (#)
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It looks like someone need a hug.
Do you need hidden to hug you with his double D man boobies?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-12-20 16:48:34 EST (#)
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*Your merited -2
and heres another to keep it company
seb
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-12-20 16:47:53 EST (#)
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-2 because the hypocrisy of Ubersite is starting to piss me off.
If some unknown guy had written this, all the regulars would have creamed their pants at the opportunity arising of getting to flame another newbie. But no, since an "established" member wrote this -for want of a better word- shit, there is a tidal wave of ass-kissers brandishing their +2s in a vain attempt to get noticed.
This post was shit. That is the truth. There is no hidden meaning; no moral to this that says "Don't take things too seriously", nothing. It's an excuse for a post.
And fine, you can tell me it isn't. But that means that any post resembling this that has been flamed to hell was also great, and you are all hypocrites.
There you go. You're merited -2.
seb
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-20 16:20:04 EST (#)
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The guy in the picture can't reach his nipple with his tongue. He could stretch, crane, pull, reach, try, try, and try some more but it'll never happen. How frustrating that must be. Has anyone ever tried to lick their elbow? No? Try it-and feel the same sense of aggravation and defeat that fat guy feels every. single. night.
He's dead sexy.
C'mon now, it's been a few days since this was posted-has Andy hightailed it to Ohio yet?
Submitted by hairowen (user info) at 2003-12-20 12:31:47 EST (#)
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Words may never explain this everlasting torment that will forever rage in my soul because of this post....
+2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-20 11:31:51 EST (#)
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http://www.texasfixins.com/picklepenosrecipes.html
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-20 11:11:08 EST (#)
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Penos. Ha.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2003-12-20 10:24:53 EST (#)
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I still want to have your fat sexy love children... please touch my penos!!!
WHAT?! Okay that's it no more typing for me.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-12-20 09:40:29 EST (#)
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i missed this. i dunno how, but i did.
it would have been better if i did not see that pic.
looks like you went high gear into an eating addiction dude.
Submitted by bodybagger (user info) at 2003-12-20 09:26:05 EST (#)
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Hey, where did ya git that picture of my sister!???? Come-on guys, dat's my sister...
Submitted by DirtyBird (user info) at 2003-12-20 01:10:06 EST (#)
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damn, thats all i can think of, damn
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-19 16:30:36 EST (#)
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hey! i'm not fat, i'm big-boned!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2003-12-19 13:39:32 EST (#)
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Holy shit, were you "Pearl," the fat vampire-like thing in "Blade?"
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-19 13:27:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-19 00:41:06 (#)
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Get Matt on here, I think he will disagree with you.
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oooooooh she's hot.
and steamy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-19 02:42:20 EST (#)
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LISA, DO U WANT MY PENUS??!!1
U R SEXE!!1!!1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-19 01:05:46 EST (#)
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whatever
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-19 00:41:06 EST (#)
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Get Matt on here, I think he will disagree with you.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-19 00:40:09 EST (#)
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No.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-19 00:18:32 EST (#)
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yes, yes she is
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-19 00:09:46 EST (#)
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for those of you that don't know- Lisa is hotter than the sun.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 23:32:06 EST (#)
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i have confirmation from Lisa to do her in the pooper. repeat, i have confirmation.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-18 22:13:13 EST (#)
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lisa better be on top....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 22:12:24 EST (#)
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you suck.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-12-18 21:54:03 EST (#)
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No, it's because this post sucks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 21:51:50 EST (#)
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what? is it the fat guy? it's the fat guy, isn't it?
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-12-18 21:34:36 EST (#)
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If these are indicative of the posts we're going to get from Sober-hidden, I want the old one back.
-Bus
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 16:03:55 EST (#)
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this is a picture of me i took with my webcam.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-12-18 14:07:55 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ.
I thought I was big. I feel better about myself just for looking at that picture. Thanks for the self esteem boost hidden.
Did you get this picture off of www.Iamafatfuck.com?
just curious.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-12-18 13:58:46 EST (#)
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That picture made me crack a fat.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-18 13:54:36 EST (#)
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HAHAHA
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-12-18 13:45:46 EST (#)
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Hm, I see I'm going to have to up my Lisa-stalking efforts a bit. Very well, Hidden, jolly good.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 13:39:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-18 02:18:52 (#)
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My date stopped ignoring me and I'm home in a much better mood...good enough to say that Lisa and Andy would make a lovely couple. She's pretty, he's cute, both are smart, both are endless pools of wit and sarcasm...can anyone in the whole world think of two people more suited for one another? I hope your twinkie and her coo-coo live many a harmonious year together.
*clink glasses*
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if that's not the sweetest thing i've ever heard, i don't know what is.
Lisa really is the greatest. i'm gonna try to fly out to see her next month.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 13:15:18 EST (#)
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every time i look at this picture, i giggle like a school girl.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-18 09:13:50 EST (#)
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hahaha
Is that the comedian that's on colin quinn's show sometimes?
Hidden you are a twisted guy! I like it.
;-)
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-12-18 08:58:49 EST (#)
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You need to start drinking again.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-12-18 08:47:56 EST (#)
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Hidden, I'm calling you out! We're going to have a no-holds-barred cage match do the death!
Actually, it's alright, I can see when you come and go while I'm covertly watching her house from across the street in my Chevette.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-18 08:33:50 EST (#)
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speechless
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-12-18 04:30:59 EST (#)
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Is he trying to lick his nipple or EAT IT!!!
man that picture is twisted and wrong, +2 for the cause though
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-12-18 04:28:54 EST (#)
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somehow I knew this would end up on most heated....
It must be that HOT HOT picture.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-18 02:46:22 EST (#)
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Yes, yes it was. I should write wedding vows, don't you think?
But I should have called his penis a "winky"-that's much cuter than "Twinkie" and it doesn't make me hungry for cream-filled sponge cake.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-18 02:33:24 EST (#)
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"I hope your twinkie and her coo-coo live many a harmonious year together."
That *sniffs* is so ro*sniffs*mantic...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-18 02:18:52 EST (#)
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My date stopped ignoring me and I'm home in a much better mood...good enough to say that Lisa and Andy would make a lovely couple. She's pretty, he's cute, both are smart, both are endless pools of wit and sarcasm...can anyone in the whole world think of two people more suited for one another? I hope your twinkie and her coo-coo live many a harmonious year together.
*clink glasses*
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:17:14 EST (#)
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You know what I'd like to do to you?
First I'd like to take each nipple into my mouth, and suck off the glistening beads of sweat. Then I'll run my fingers softly across your hairy rolls, and caress the supple folds of your skin with my hot tongue. I can't wait for you to screw my brains out, your gut a-flapping against my pubic bone.
Classy woman? Damn fucking right.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:06:29 EST (#)
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Lisa, i know i've really let myself go since the last picture i posted, but just because i'm more man, doesn't mean i can't love you the way you want to be loved, baby. so i'm 400 pounds; that just means there's more to love, baby.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:04:29 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:04:07 EST (#)
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"you do realise that mules are both sterile and prone to erectile difficulties."
Yes, that's why he said it.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:03:51 EST (#)
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Its because I want you all to myself.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:01:39 EST (#)
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you just had to ruin that for me, didn't you, Q-Man?
heh heh
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:00:06 EST (#)
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**goddamn right. me and bart are hung like mules.**
Of course, you do realise that mules are both sterile and prone to erectile difficulties.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:59:44 EST (#)
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take notes, fellas. this is how you romance a classy woman like Lisa.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:56:54 EST (#)
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"It's my way or the hershey highway."
i read that two minutes ago, and i just started laughing at it. that's a great line.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:54:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:34:07 (#)
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be jealous hidden... i hear bart visited lisaville.
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What the hell does that mean?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:53:37 EST (#)
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goddamn right. me and bart are hung like mules.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:51:33 EST (#)
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It's my way or the hershey highway.
Oh yeah... hidden, Lisa, and I are all going to marry each other. Lisa is one lucky bitch.
Submitted by SiliconJesus (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:45:21 EST (#)
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Lisa, you get the award for the best looking non-sheep entry into hidden's pants if you do him. Just letting you know.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:34:57 EST (#)
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i know that. why would i be jealous? bart is the man.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:34:07 EST (#)
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be jealous hidden... i hear bart visited lisaville.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:30:25 EST (#)
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Lisa, be my lover.
Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:08:04 EST (#)
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ha ha I said "hidden in the bushes". Taken out of context, that's pretty funny here
Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:07:13 EST (#)
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Dude, he has chameleon nipples- one is pointed straight south, and the other looking ahead! Once one of them finds Lisa, they will both lock onto her, providing depth perception. This will be necessary for the tongue to accurately spring out to it's target, no matter how well hidden in the bushes it may be. Then, we will know exactly where else that sweet sweet tongue can reach.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-12-18 00:02:05 EST (#)
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YEAH! GO FOR THE POOPER!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:38:42 EST (#)
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It's Jabba the Slut.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:28:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:25:21 (#)
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Oh. My. God.
This is me losing my dinner on my keyboard.
Lisa, you are a lucky woman. :-p
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goddamn right, she is!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:25:56 EST (#)
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no. there is no god.
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:25:21 EST (#)
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Oh. My. God.
This is me losing my dinner on my keyboard.
Lisa, you are a lucky woman. :-p
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:24:17 EST (#)
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Hidden, I'm seriously considering withdrawing my support for you in other posts!
Dammit, my eyes!
My eyes! My eyes! My eyes! My eyes! There's is no God etc...
Fuck it, I can't keep that going - funny, albeit disgusting post.
Submitted by sharpie (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:23:41 EST (#)
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JESUSfuckingCHRIST man. That motherfucker looks exactly like my cousin. I shit you not. It really could be him. God, that is fucked up......
way fucked up.
-adam
+2 'cause its still funny, family or not.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:22:50 EST (#)
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My body just went cold on me.
-Tom
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:22:17 EST (#)
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hcp28- aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:21:22 EST (#)
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yeah, that's right. you want it, baby, and i'm going to give it to you.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:20:44 EST (#)
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I deeply regret having seen that picture.
Is it Thursday already?
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:20:44 EST (#)
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You've really let yourself go man...
But those man tits are irresitable... where else does that tounge go baby?
WHAT?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:20:24 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069884554737413142
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:19:54 EST (#)
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Plump Porn Humor never gets old! Good Work!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:19:15 EST (#)
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I thought you said "timples"...tit-pimples?
Is dirt road like lust lane? And by lane I mean it in the past tense of laid, if that's possible.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:17:54 EST (#)
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Is that thing male or female?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:17:06 EST (#)
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Oh man! I thought you were attractive before, but this picture takes the cake. You are a fine motherfucker! Look at those supple man-tits, I can't wait to smother my face in them.
You can take a ride down my dirt road, if you don't mind maneuvering around the bushes.
What did I just say?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:16:58 EST (#)
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well, i'm Coo-Coo for Lisa.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:16:31 EST (#)
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oh, KM, i want you too, big boy.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:16:22 EST (#)
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It reminds me of Cocoa Puffs.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:14:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:13:55 EST (#)
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hey, Lisa is the one who originally referenced "coo coo".
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:12:43 EST (#)
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pbbbbbbbbbbbbbttttt.
CooCoo? And how old are you, Andy?
Submitted by Korik (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:10:44 EST (#)
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Arghhhh! My eyes, my eyes!
Damn you man, give us a warning next time!
Submitted by No.9 (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:08:33 EST (#)
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LMAO - GROSS!!!
-No.9
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-17 23:07:57 EST (#)
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA(etc)
Sorry, I don't have enough laughs memorized.