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Methods of Smokin' Chronic (1144 hits)

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Rating: -0.22 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <crackergirl84.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-17 23:53:35 EST


We all know the large percentage of pot smokers we've got on Uber. Now, what's everyone's favorite method of smoking? Pipe, bubbler, vaporizer, two-foot bong, four-foot bong, joint, whatevah. Let's discuss the methodology of smoking like the civilized people I know we are. This includes all additions, just to be creative.

Me, I like a nice honey-dipped bluberry blunt laced with Vicodin, capped off with a one-hit snapper in a four-footer.

Let the discussion begin!

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Submitted by TatteredAndTorn (user info) at 2004-02-12 20:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Some Alaskan shit-fuck in my gravity bong
*gurgle*

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-01-29 12:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Freebase

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I just grind the weed to powder, mix it with Vaseline, and use the paste to lube my asshole.


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that said it damn well lisa, but let me see if i can best even you.

i take the weed, spend all my money on it, then try and feel comforted by my lack of money by posting shit on websites trying to find more and more people with my same affliction. get a life asshole and grow up.

Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't smoke enough weed to own nice pipes or bongs, so i use an apple most of the time. And to be honest, it's my favorite. Tastes like apple, you can eat part of it when you're done, and then just throw the evidence away.


Submitted by meathooksodomy (user info) at 2003-12-18 15:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

when chilling watching the tube i like to take bowls of nice dry weed with a few fat chunks of hash
tossed .

when chilling with the boys nothing beats a five-man "bring-your-own-philly-titan-black" hotbox in my ride

this reminds me: am i one of the only people who knows what "kief" is? (it's the powdery residue left behind in your coffee grinder after chopping up bud) if i am, what do you call it?

Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-12-18 12:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Fuck that! No chronic of me. In my neck of the woods, all we have is that strawberry-smelling weed. Everytime I get high of that. I get hit on gay guys..every fuckin time. So I had to stop before I get raped by a pack of gay guys. Smoking weed is a dangerous game, especially at a rave.

Gay men who just can't accept "NO" from straight guys....the anti-drug.

Thank you and drive thru

Submitted by Fri <silverspindle.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-12-18 07:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rockets or Buckets (Gravity Bongs) are the only options.
Gets you far higher than anything else, period.

If you do buckets be sure to recycle.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-18 05:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-18 02:17:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

I just grind the weed to powder, mix it with Vaseline, and use the paste to lube my asshole.





This made my pants move.





Good times.

Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2003-12-18 03:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Knife hits, or a nice simple elegant pipe.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-18 02:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I just grind the weed to powder, mix it with Vaseline, and use the paste to lube my asshole.

Submitted by QueenBea (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

A nicely tight rolled blunt serves me well, it's also nice with the falvored papers. And I like the occasional homemade pipes. You know the ones you make when your desperate for a bowl and don't have any papers, made with a toilet paper roll or a coke can and some foil? Oh yeah baby, that will take ya back into the day...lol.


Queen

Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

shooting oneself beforehand always works

Submitted by RonaldReagan (user info) at 2003-12-18 01:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

purple haze, blueberries & cream, jamaican redhair -
"FUCK THAT SHIT PABST BLUE RIBBON!"

but more seriously- my small, simple, modest glass pipe has brought me some good times.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Been done before. Several times.

White Rhino out of my Mad Scientist bong.

Submitted by sinsemilla (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bowl. who fucking cares, dude?

Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Vaporizer if I'm serious about getting high, one hitter to stay there... but nothing beats the almighty joint. A blowin' a j at a party, 'smokin' an owl wit da boys' or a night cap with a lady; so versitile, so classic.

Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This post has been done:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/14731

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

white widow is nice, and i like smoking joints.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-18 00:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't fuckin care. As long as it ain't schwag, I'm good.

Submitted by Yes at 2003-12-17 23:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fat bowl of white widow in my three footer. simple. like me, ay-huck.


I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend
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